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As we all know, philosophy is the only neurosis in the academic world that can make all disciplines turn pale. He can still think about what wisdom is when the living conditions cannot be met.All disciplines can't help but sigh when they think of philosophy-how on earth did he live like this for so many years?

Of course, philosophy is not ignorant of what other disciplines think of him, but whocare?Do you care what a group of cockroaches think of you?Philosophy is the smartest subject in the world (in his opinion), and the knowledge level covers the entire universe. To him, other subjects are ants, and only he himself is the highest existence under God.

It is this philosophy (I think) who is under one god and above all disciplines. In recent years, he has been very upset because of an ant-network technology.Ants are also divided into high and low. In the eyes of philosophy, network technology is undoubtedly the worst kind among ants—abandoning the wisdom of thinking and relying on tools without limit. Why is this anti-discipline, anti-human and anti-thinking discipline born? ?

If it is said that philosophy’s contempt for network technology is well known to everyone, then network technology’s disdain for philosophy—as the subject with the widest knowledge and the fastest access to information, he deeply believes that philosophy is definitely the most stubborn in the world The old antiques - really few people know.

The two disciplines have been fighting openly and secretly for so many years, which has really added a lot of chatter to other disciplines, and the network technology is really boring.He was originally a well-behaved science subject, and eloquent arguments have never been his strong point. In the final analysis, it is because he is inconsistent with the three views of philosophy.

"In the future, avoid some philosophy, that psychopath is too talkative, there are so many messy reasons, don't want it, tsk."

But!But!But these stupid humans!I only know how to conduct my own exchange seminars, and I don't know anything about the love and hatred between disciplines. When arranging accommodation for the disciplines, I actually put network technology and philosophy together! ! !Are you out of your mind? !

Philosophy walked into the room and saw the network technology typing on the computer with glasses, and couldn't help roaring inside.He scratched his hair, breathed a sigh of relief to the sky, and told himself [you can't be angry, you can't get angry, you can only achieve the Dao by sitting on Wangxinzhai. ]

So he snapped open the suitcase, ready to take a shower first.The network technology was turned around by the commotion, and was instantly surprised by Philosophy—a mess of clothes and documents were stuffed into pickles in the suitcase, and Philosophy squatted on the ground shirtless and pulled the clothes.

The network technology couldn't hold back, and said, "You are the most eclectic liberal arts I have ever seen."

Philosophy rolled his eyes at him, snorted and went to take a bath.

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Philosophy sat on the bed, bowed his head and said nothing.It's rare for a web tech not to hold his computer, but sit next to Philosophy and stare at him.After a long while of silence, the network technology first broke the silence, "Just now, was it a sophistry?"

Philosophy trembled slightly, closed his eyes, and replied softly, "Yes."

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Two hours ago, at the exchange seminar, Philosophy was doing a research report on "The Reasons for the Alienation of Contemporary Human Thinking" on the stage, but mechanical manufacturing suddenly jumped out.There was a lot of chatter, roughly talking about the decline of philosophy, and the content of research is becoming more and more superficial.Philosophy and thinking are useless in the machine age.

Philosophy doesn't care much about such things.After all, only a genius can understand the idea of ​​a genius. It would be strange for a mindless subject like mechanical manufacturing to know it.But he didn't expect that a human professor who had been following him in philosophy couldn't bear it anymore, holding on to the theory with the other party at the age of 78.then--

"I tell you about the necessity of human existence and you talk about evolution"

"Let me tell you about the stages of philosophical research from the inside out to the inside, and you talk to me about the endless loop"

The human professor was really old, and when he got excited, he had a heart attack and passed out on the spot.

The strong are always alone, so philosophy has always been lonely.This is the first time that a being who took the initiative to stand up and finally fell ill in defense of him.He was really a little complicated, so he quickly called the doctor to give the old professor emergency treatment.

When he turned around, he caught a glimpse of a shadow behind the mechanical manufacturing—the shadow of the part of the subject that he created and abandoned him—sophistry.

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It's just that he didn't expect that the network technology also saw it and recognized it.

"How do you know about Sophistry?" Philosopher asked.

Network technology adjusted his glasses, "I can find all the information that ever existed."

Philosophy nodded, and network technology saw that he would continue to remain silent, so he hurriedly said, "Do you want to bring back the sophistry?" He really couldn't bear the depressed appearance of Philosophy, who has always been proud and flamboyant.

"Catch it back? How to catch it?" Philosophy tilted his head, "I can't control him if I get it back..."

"I can locate his location at any time," the network technology adjusted his glasses again, "As for how to manage him, I have a bold idea."

Philosophy raised his head, stared at the network technology for a while, and smiled, "You are quite kind."

It was like a thunderbolt rang in the heart of Internet Technology - this is definitely the first time that philosophy has praised him in a century, even if it is a good card! !

So like a mental retardation, he said inexplicably, "Thank you, you are also very cute."

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three

In the end, Internet technology contacted the public security department to bring back the sophistry.

Looking at Sophie who was buckled on the chair, Philosopher raised his eyes and asked, "What should we do now?"

Seeing the trust in philosophy's eyes at a glance, the network technology made his heart skip a beat.He thought, Philosophy is really only obsessed with oneself so that it is so naive and easy to trust people, fortunately, it is me who believes.Then close to the ear of philosophy, "Did he come out of you, is the essence still a part of you?"

The hot and humid air penetrated into the ears with the sound, and Philosophy's ears were instantly red to the point of bleeding, and he said in a voice as loud as a mosquito: "Yes."

Witnessing everything, Sophistry was dumbfounded, and shouted for a while, "Philosophy! You have fallen to this point!!"

Then no one paid him any attention.

The network technology continued to ask: "If you were asked to have a debate with him, would you win?"

Philosophy proud, "Of course!"

Then the network technology confronted Sophistry for a while, roughly meaning that if you disagree with philosophy, you can have a debate with him openly. If you win, you will be free. If you lose, you will return to philosophy obediently. If you disagree, explain You think you are inferior to philosophy and dare not argue with him.

Sophistry's character is actually exactly as conceited as philosophy's.The effect of using the aggressive method on him has been multiplied by more than ten times and a hundred times.

So philosophy and sophistry engaged in a century-old debate, and philosophy was sure to win.Sophistry's body slowly disappears, and finally turns into a ray of light and penetrates into Philosophy's palm.He opened his palm to show to the network technology, and there was a string of letters written on it - sophistry.

The network technology stared at his hand for a long time, grasped his wrist when he couldn't help retracting it, and then pecked lightly at the tip of his ring finger.

Philosophy felt that his ring finger was hot, and he withdrew his hand suddenly, rubbed his fingertips, and asked, "You, you, what are you doing?"

The network technology coughed dryly and didn't speak, but his neck turned red.Philosophy blinked, then suddenly raised his head and stretched his neck, kissing the chin of the pro-Internet technology.Network Technology looked down at him, and smiled hehehe.

PS. About the generation of sophistry

A long time ago, philosophy learned the skill of sophistry without a teacher, and then became addicted to it, and even wrote the word sophistry on his hands in the second grade.

Because of his non-stop research day and night, Sophistry suddenly had an autonomous consciousness.He felt that he should be better than philosophy, and he could completely break away from philosophy and call it an independent discipline.So one day, he sneaked away while philosophy was sleeping.