subject love

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History is a little unhappy these days, and geography is the reason for that.Geography said last month that he was going on a business trip to Africa, so he asked Geography to see if there is any African history that he missed here.

Geography came back five days ago with a little history of Africa, so he was naturally happy.It's just that he never expected that geography would mix African music into it.

African music is an extremely cheerful and lively black beauty and lovely subject, which looks quite small.The mentally handicapped geography thought she was from the branch of African history, so he brought her back together.That's all, the problem is that after bringing the subject back, geography left again, and went to Oceania to watch kangaroos.

African music beats snare drums in the house every day, making history hard to read.So he took African music to the musicians, but music was not there, and there was only one subject of fine arts. Together, the two decided to send African music back.

This time African music quit. She followed him because she saw that Geography was handsome and could talk. She wanted to teach geography a small subject and create a new subject of geography music. send it back.

Art and geography are all born and bred in China, so how can they understand the African language of gua la gua la?So I tried my best to let Chinese find English and English, and then I found an online translator for African languages.

There was a lot of chatter about African music, and everyone laughed—although the little girl of African music has a long history, she looks like she is only about ten years old!Only Shi Shi felt a little melancholy - no matter which continent, there are not all people who get married at the age of ten!It's all because geography is messing with flowers and grass everywhere!

Geography sneezed in Oceania, kicked the giant spider off its feet, and muttered: History misses me again!

Geography touched the kangaroo's head, took out his phone and snapped a selfie, and then sent it to History.History looked at Wenwen as weak and weak, and no one could see that he was actually a narrow-minded person.He stared at Geography holding a kangaroo and laughing like a fool in the photo, and he was very disgusted in his heart-he seduces subjects everywhere, no matter men, women, young or old, even animals are seduced!

Geography sneezed a few more times—oh, history misses me so much!

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Geography can be counted back.History was tortured by African music early in the morning, and he didn't even care about complaining about geography. As soon as geography came back, he put African music in his hands-take it back and bring it back.

Geography is not happy this time—on weekdays, you are busy reading books and sorting out materials, and you have a very good relationship with Chinese. At least I can keep it warm when I come back from a business trip.This time I'm on business trips one after another, it's fine if you don't take the initiative to call me and send me text messages, but you chased me away as soon as I came back!

Geography was very angry, so he went to Physic to drink.Physics is a pseudoscience fan. He asked geography: "Is history a Capricorn?"

"No, he's an Aries." Geography replied after taking a sip of his special knowledge cocktail.

Physics took a sip of Wisdom brand beer catecha before, and it turned out to be cool: "I don't believe it, I don't believe it!" He pinched Geography's neck: "You liar! Why did you lie to me! You are a heartless man! !!!”

Geography rolled his eyes - this showman!

He took out his mobile phone and called Chemistry: "Brother Chemistry! Physics is in 'I love studying'. If you drink too much, come and pick him up."

After hanging up the phone, the physics is still playing: "Where is the thief! How dare you steal my heart!"

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"Bold and unreasonable slave, I think I treat you well, but you actually betrayed me for that bitch of chemistry... Ah, ah, ah, my heart hurts so much! I don't want to kill you! Zhanghong!"

Geography looked at Chemistry standing behind Physics with an indifferent face, and silently drew a cross in his heart—take care, Lady Physics.

When Geography returned, smelling of alcohol, he staggered to Shishi's side, only to find that he was making a video with Chinese! !Incredible!Geography hugged history: "No more talking!" Then he unplugged the computer cable.

Shi Shi suddenly turned his head to look at him, and four characters flashed in his mind - Borrow!liquor!Pack!Crazy!

Shi Shi sneered, "Since Pangu opened the sky, you have been running around. You have never drunk a thousand days of drunkenness, thyme, and what kind of wine. You have not been drunk 800 years ago. What are you pretending to do!" Pushed him, "Let's go! The article I just wrote hasn't been saved yet!"

Geography was stunned for a moment, and then slammed onto the bed: "I finally came back from a vacation, and you actually drove me to Africa. I was wronged by myself and drank my sorrows away, and you were actually making love to me with Chinese..."

The corner of Shi Shi's mouth twitched, "Shut up, you! You brought that little girl back. Didn't mother tell you that you are responsible for your own mistakes? You are having fun every day, so leave me alone at home , dare to say that I wronged you!"

Geography was silent for two seconds, "I don't have a mother..."

Shi Shi clenched his fist and didn't want to talk to him anymore.

Geography started again, "Oh, I have a headache, hey, my liver hurts..."

Shi Shi glared at him fiercely, Ge Ge hesitated, and still hummed softly, "Oh, I miss you..."

History has suddenly softened its heart. It has been thousands of years, and this person has known his virtues for a long time, so why should he be angry with him.So he sighed, leaned over and hugged Geography, "I miss you too."

Geography said a little "yeah" in his heart, "Sure enough, the treasure of history is soft but not hard!"

Then the two fell asleep.

Geography sent her back the next day in spite of the African music, crying and screaming—huh!How can the world of two be disturbed by you!