love letter to summer

Xia Tang almost knelt down: "I'm wronged! That girl talks like that to everyone, and I really never had anything to do with her, you must believe me!"

Zhen Peixuan sent a message: Senior, are you with Brother Ye now?

Xia Tang: Yes.

Zhen Peixuan said: "The one hundred questions I told you about sex before, why don't you ask Brother Ye to come and play, okay?"

Xia Tang: "Not good."

Zhen Peixuan: "Senior ~ please ~ you can ask Brother Ye, maybe he will be interested."

Xia Tang: "Actually, I don't care, but you brother Ye really won't be interested in this. He cherishes time like gold and won't waste time on such things."

Zhen Peixuan: "How about this, you don't have to answer all the questions, just pick a few answers, and skip the ones you don't want to answer."

Xia Tang sighed helplessly, and said, "Let me ask him."

Ye Ji turned to look at him, Xia Tang said: "Zhen Peixuan wants us to play with each other a hundred questions."

Ye Ji: "What are the one hundred questions about compatibility?"

Xia Tang suddenly twitched and said, "Uh...that's...it was originally for couples to play, like a questionnaire, everyone evaluates each other by answering questions."

Ye Ji grasped the key point keenly: husband and wife.

He was a little fussy.

Xia Tang: "Are you playing?"

Ye Ji nodded.

He promised so readily that Xia Tang was full of suspicion. Xia Tang poked his phone and glanced at him from time to time.

Zhen Peixuan laughed like a madman on the other end of the phone: "Ahhhhhh! I just said it, he will agree!"

She quickly sent the first question: "What are the two names?"

Ye Ji: "... Doesn't she know our names?"

Xia Tang: "Uh...that's how the questionnaire was designed..."

Ye Ji said to the phone: "Ye Ji." He felt like an idiot.

Xia Tang also said her name.

Zhen Peixuan then asked: "What is the gender of the two of you?

Ye Ji: "..."

Xia Tang didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "The questionnaire is designed like this, don't worry about it, just answer it first."

Ye Ji: "Male."

Xia Tang: "I am also a man."

Zhen Peixuan: "Then how old are you two?"

Ye Ji: "20."

Xia Tang: "19."

Zhen Peixuan: "Huh? Senior, are you so young?"

Xia Tang: "...It's not too young, and I can freely enter and exit entertainment venues."

Ye Ji: "Why do you go in and out of entertainment venues?"

Xia Tang: "I'm just kidding, I've never been there, what the hell, can you trust me?!"

Zhen Peixuan: "What kind of animal do you think the other party looks like?"

Xia Tang: "Polar bear. Although it looks very cold, but there is always a sense of cuteness, and the polar bear is left-handed, what a coincidence, haha."

Ye Ji glanced at Xia Tang, and Xia Tang looked at him flickeringly.Ye Ji felt that those eyes almost melted his heart.

Zhen Peixuan: "Then what does Brother Ye think the senior looks like?"

Ye Ji: "Squirrel."

Zhen Peixuan: "Hahaha, I think so too. Okay, now for the third question: When did the two meet? Where is it?"

Ye Ji began to feel bored and wasting time, he motioned for Xia Tang to answer, and moved back to the computer to continue moving bricks.

Xia Tang nodded, turned to the phone and said, "I was four years old, and he met him in kindergarten when he was five years old."

Zhen Peixuan: "What is your first impression of each other?"

Xia Tang: "Forgot..."

Zhen Peixuan: "How could you forget?"

Xia Tang: "Sister, don't forget that I was only four years old."

Zhen Peixuan: "Hmph, I believe Brother Ye will never forget, Brother Ye, right?"

Xia Tang: "Your brother Ye doesn't have time to answer you, he has gone to write a paper."

Zhen Peixuan screamed: "Ah! Why is this, you can ask him."

Xia Tang kicked Ye Ji's chair helplessly, and said, "Darling, tell me your first impression of me, if you can't remember it, just make it up."

Ye Ji: "I remember."

Xia Tang almost fell off the bed: "I'll go, do you really remember?"

Ye Ji: "Yes."

Xia Tang rushed over, and asked excitedly: "Then what is your impression? Do you think that I am graceful and suave at a young age, and you are so fascinated by me?"

Ye Ji shook his head and said, "You look stupid."

Zhen Peixuan: "Hello, senior, you've been asking for 10 minutes, haven't you finished yet? Senior??"

Xia Tang stretched out her limbs and lay face down on the bed like a trampled octopus. After Zhen Peixuan called out to him for the third time, he said in a weak voice, "Don't ask, I don't want to tell you the answer."

Zhen Peixuan didn't know that he was dying from the blow of reality, so she continued to chase after him: "Why? Oh, I know! He must be saying you are a prostitute!"

Xia Tang: "You are a waver! You can roll up a tsunami-level wave if you fall into the sea!"

Zhen Peixuan laughed and asked, "What did the male god say about you?"

Xia Tang broke the jar and said, "He said I look stupid..."

"Hahahahaha——" Zhen Peixuan laughed like a madman again.

Ye Ji continued to make up the knife: "It's not easy for you to be so stupid as to stick to it."

Xia Tang rushed forward and grabbed him, punched and kicked him.

Zhen Peixuan: "Senior, the question is not finished yet!"

Xia Tang: "It's not over yet..."

Zhen Peixuan: "There are still more than 90 questions."

Xia Tang: "...I'm so tired, I'll let you ask three questions at the end today, and I'll talk about the rest later."

"Okay..." Zhen Peixuan said, "Senior, let's talk on the phone directly, it's too troublesome to use voice."

Xia Tang agreed, and Zhen Peixuan immediately called and asked straight to the point: "Which of you is the attacker and who is the victim?"

Xia Tang: "..." He wiped the sweat from his brow, and said, "Sister, I've told you [-] times that we don't have that kind of relationship."

Zhen Peixuan said: "I didn't say that you two are in that kind of relationship, I just asked if you want to be attacked or suffer."

Xia Tang: "We didn't get together, why do we have to divide the attack and receive?"

Zhen Peixuan said: "Of course, for example, I feel that I am an attacker, and you are a victim in front of me. This is helpful to distinguish our food chain level."

Xia Tang: "You have time all day long to do this kind of stupid and unrealistic obsession. I think you really have too little homework."

The two quarreled one by one, Ye Ji pondered over this issue while typing his paper, he began to think in a wrong way, he began to imagine that Xia Tang's ears would turn red, and then his face would also turn red, he might not dare Looking at himself, he blocked his eyes with the back of his hand. If he pulled his hand away, he might see his deer-like eyes filled with water.

Ye Ji felt that he was not well.

Xia Tang yelled at the phone from behind him: "Anyway, I am the number one general attacker in the universe. I don't accept criticism, and I don't allow refutation. If you have any dissatisfaction, just hold back."

Zhen Peixuan laughed strangely, and then said: "Okay, okay, I will let you once. Now let's answer the next question: What is the most sensitive body part of the other party?"