The completion rate of the host next door of Kuai Chuan is always rising

"What... what?"

"Fornication." Zhan Pingyi's tone was casual as if he was discussing what to eat tonight, "I don't know what this word means? It's private..."

Lu Xiangcheng covered his mouth again.

"Of course, if you don't like me, there are no consequences if you don't do it. I don't have to violate the rules of heaven, and you can stay with me safely. At the same time, I can keep you from dying in the water. You can't even kill the river." You don’t need to go back, at most you can’t talk.” Zhan Pingyi tilted his head to the side, avoiding his hand, “I don’t know what your mission is, but in this kind of world, anyone who has something to do with the original owner carp spirit If even the water god can't complete the task, then it's even more impossible to complete it with your own strength. So I'm the resource that comes to your door, and it depends on how you use it."

Lu Xiangcheng was dumbfounded: "Aren't you my competitor?"

"Because I know I can't win in this world, so why don't you hurry up and go to the next world, so I can turn around." Zhan Pingyi hooked his chin with his finger, and smiled, "So you want to have an affair with me What, little carp?"

"Screw you!"

"After the affair, you have been nourished by the water god, so you don't have to go back every two days, and you can move around freely even if you are not by my side."

"...Fuck you!" Lu Xiangcheng subconsciously swam a little further, "I...I..."

If it was normal, Lu Xiangcheng would definitely say "I don't like you" and it would be over, but this time, I don't know if it was because of the various emotions in the past two worlds, or because this matter is really life-threatening. He couldn't refute it.

Zhan Pingyi didn't make a sound, just looked at him with a smile.

233 finally couldn't help it anymore: "You are stupid, this rule is only applicable to mermaids, and it didn't say that it is applicable to carp spirits!"

Lu Xiangcheng suddenly came to his senses: "You mean..."

"Go back to the river and turn back into a carp spirit."

afternoon.

"The account at 233 has been reactivated." 666 finished his report, and suddenly smiled, "Zhan Pingyi, I said that you have failed too much in life. He said that he likes Lu Xiangcheng, but he would rather go into debt to buy painkillers than run away." go out."

"What are you afraid of in debt, as long as you have nothing to do, he owed so much wealth before, and said it was written off to compensate him, but it was actually deducted from my account?" Zhan Pingyi said indifferently, "Let him escape , can also be regarded as a round personal setting, and will come back sooner or later."

Lu Xiangcheng ran all the way to the river, tried several times but didn't have the guts to jump down.

I don't know if it's because of the terrain, but the river here is particularly turbulent.The water slapped on the reef, splashing white waves, and the waves roared.

Lu Xiangcheng always felt that he might die by the hands of various aquatic plants and reefs at the bottom of the river before he jumped down and turned into a fish.

"I've imagined countless possibilities for you to give up and run away, but I never thought of coercing you!" 233 roared, "Boss, jump!"

Lu Xiangcheng yelled back: "Why do you have to choose this place! Can't you choose a place with flat terrain!"

"Nonsense! Because correspondingly, many humans will be active in those places!" 233 was anxious, "If you don't use the medicine, it will be over!"

Thinking about Zhan Pingyi next door, he really wanted to smash the communicator.

Why is there such a big gap between the host and the host!

"...If you die, just die, at worst, go to the next world!"

"Remember to take off your clothes..."

Before 233 finished speaking, Lu Xiangcheng had already jumped into the raging river.

... Maybe Lu Xiangcheng thinks that the 666 next door will also want to throw himself away.

233, who was lying on the desk, thought in despair.

Lu Xiangcheng was still in a daze, but the moment he jumped into the water, he understood why 233 asked him to take off his clothes.

...How could such a big carp swim out of his clothes in the rushing water!

Although this sentence summoned Zhan Pingyi last time, Lu Xiangcheng subconsciously called out——

"Help me—"

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"Hey, look what I brought back." A clear male voice sounded outside the door, "Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect this little thing to have the guts to escape."

He Shen, who was writing something at the table, turned around and almost threw away his pen in fright: "Xie Yan, don't mess around!"

The handsome man named Xie Yan squinted at him: "I didn't snatch it back, I rescued it. It seems that the little thing has never been on the shore, and he jumped into the river without knowing how to untie his belt. inside."

"But... since I didn't transform this dress... then... Mo Lan put it on for him?" Xie Yan's teasing meaning became more and more obvious, "It's really unexpected. This little carp, you want to give it to him Are you going back?"

The God of the River rubbed his temples, and felt that his daughter-in-law was really watching the fun. He didn't know how this little carp came out, so how could he send it back without authorization.

"Wait, if Mo Lan comes to ask you for someone, give it to him." Xie Yan didn't care too much, "Anyway, this little guy has turned back into a human again now, and I haven't had time to give him this suit. Already, let's take care of it first."

Lu Xiangcheng was woken up.

I could vaguely hear the two men arguing in lowered voices, but they couldn't hear clearly.

"I said before, no Taoist priests can be allowed to approach this water!"

"They are just exorcising evil spirits, and they can be regarded as practicing the righteous way. They belong to the Taoist school. Why do you want to stop them?"

"I can feel what's wrong! Just like you can feel what's wrong with monsters!"

After a long while, the man who just spoke softly said, "Aren't our fundamental goals the same? We all hope that the water and soil here will be harmonious and stable."

"If you're not a mortal, you can't interfere too much in mortal affairs." The other man sighed, "There are rules for the operation of everything, and you can't break the taboo. Besides, it's already arrogating to go ashore."

"So what if you break the taboo? Didn't you come from the mortal world?" The man retorted, "Didn't you also expect the gods!"

Lu Xiangcheng listened for a long time before he could tell who was who.

This person speaks to the demon, and the demon speaks to the man... It's really messy.

But according to these two people, even if the River God doesn't agree that the water and soil here are different, he should have a certain idea about this matter in his heart. Why did the River God remain silent after such a big event happened?

"It's wrong to pretend to be asleep."

Lu Xiangcheng raised his head in a jerk. He thought he would meet a pair of cold eyes, but Xie Yan didn't think that Xie Yan didn't take his eavesdropping seriously at all. Seeing him startled, he laughed instead: "Don't go ashore casually. , let alone run away casually. It’s safe to stay by Mo Lan’s side, after all, gods can’t move people’s hearts, and it’s not easy for you to meet one.”

He seemed to mean something.