The completion rate of the host next door of Kuai Chuan is always rising

Zhan Pingyi hugged the dazed Lu Xiangcheng with one arm, and with the other hand he was slowly arranging the skirt of his clothes. Before finishing, he felt that the skirt was being grabbed by the person in his arms.

The man still seemed very angry.

Zhan Pingyi seemed to have expected this reaction from him a long time ago, so he simply let go of his hand to completely open the front of his clothes, and lowered his head to kiss his hand.

Lu Xiangcheng suddenly forgot his determination to fight Zhan Pingyi to the end, and flicked back like an electric shock, but his eyes accidentally touched his completely naked chest, and almost fell off the bed again.

"Now you have two choices." Zhan Pingyi reached out and fished Lu Xiangcheng up again, watching him staring at himself in shock with great interest, "One is that I will carry you into the pool, you can Turn back into a mermaid and yell at me, or ask me any information you want to know, or keep a distance from me, but you can’t talk. Choose yourself.”

Of course, Lu Xiangcheng couldn't be caught without a fight, so he turned to the system decisively: "233, I have no debts in my account now, can I take out a loan to buy something that can relieve pain in a short time?"

"...I really want to say yes, but your account has been frozen by your superiors." 233 gritted his teeth and tried to report to his superiors over 666. After cutting off the contact with Lu Xiangcheng, he couldn't help cursing, "You're a gangster!" .”

Calling to no avail, there is really no way out for this journey, but it is obvious that Zhan Pingyi's identity is not simple, and he even knows the river god... If he continues to run around like a headless chicken, don't say whether he can stop it. For those Taoist priests, just going through calamities is a big problem.

"Whether you believe me or not, it's true that you can only talk when you turn back into a mermaid?" Zhan Ping thought that he didn't respond for a long time, and simply approached him and asked, "Or do you think I will plot against you?"

"If I'm really that kind of person, I'll have to wait until today." He reached out and flicked Lu Xiangcheng's forehead helplessly, "The day I graduated from high school..."

Hearing this sentence, Lu Xiangcheng, who hadn't reacted at first, widened his eyes, and hurried forward to cover Zhan Pingyi's mouth.

"Good boy." Zhan Pingyi didn't continue to make things difficult for him, just smiled and kissed his palm, "Let's go."

Lu Xiangcheng originally wanted to resist again, but when he let go of his hand, his eyes met those eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

233, who was so busy, took the time to glance this way, and slapped his forehead suddenly.

...I really can't do this job anymore, okay!

Lu Xiangcheng nestled awkwardly in Zhan Pingyi's arms, but fortunately, Zhan Pingyi didn't do anything excessive, and carried him into the pool very peacefully all the way.

After that, he didn't leave, and still maintained his original posture with his arms around Lu Xiangcheng, his ink-like long hair pouring down on the water surface, slowly fluctuating up and down with the water waves.

"Do you know what knot hair is?" Zhan Pingyi leaned down and laughed softly, "Little carp?"

Intentionally or unintentionally, his fingers wrapped around the tangled hair of the two of them.

Lu Xiangcheng only felt that he was getting more and more sleepy, and he didn't even have the strength to refute what Zhan Pingyi said, letting the warm breath spray on his ears.

Zhan Pingyi kissed his ear, stared at his sleeping face for a while, and then started preparing to transform him from a human into a mermaid under the reminder of the system.

666 was obviously also busy fighting wits with 233, so he sneaked a glance here: "Haven't you seen enough?"

"I just think that he looks especially good after drinking." Zhan Pingyi smiled, "He kissed me on the day he graduated from high school. After drinking."

666 was taken aback: "So we're still not together?"

"Before I had time to say what I thought, he ran away by himself. When asked later, he insisted that he drank too much. I thought it was shy at first, but later found out that he was not. He didn't He hasn't convinced himself yet, he just doesn't want to admit it, after all, we have been fighting each other for more than ten years, and one day one of them suddenly said that we continued to fight in bed...it's really unreasonable." Zhan Pingyi's eyes darkened, " But you know, I don't have that much time for him to figure it out."

666 was silent for a while: "I know. I hope you can succeed."

"It's not a hope, it's a necessity." Zhan Pingyi sighed, "I only have this one chance."

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When Lu Xiangcheng woke up, he happened to witness the last fish scale spreading to his upper waist. He was a little curious, and subconsciously turned his body to see the fish scale growing upwards as if it were alive.

Zhan Pingyi obviously noticed this too, put his arm around him, and poked his waist with the other hand: "It's not finished yet, don't make trouble."

Lu Xiangcheng almost jumped up: "Zhan Pingyi!"

"Hey."

He originally thought that he should hold back his words and wanted to pour out, at least he had to settle the score with Zhan Pingyi first, but after yelling, he suddenly ran out of words.

... If the relationship has been fish for a long time, the language function will degenerate.

As soon as Zhan Pingyi let go of Lu Xiangcheng, he was immediately splashed by the fish's tail, and he was not angry, so he half leaned on the bank and looked at him with a smile.

"why is it you again?"

Lu Xiangcheng held back for a long time before saying such a sentence, and suddenly felt a little discouraged.

"Then what do you guess?" Zhan Pingyi stretched out his hand, seemingly unintentionally entwining Lu Xiangcheng's hair floating in the water bit by bit around his fingers, "I can't reveal my identity, what do you think it is?"

After hearing this, Lu Xiangcheng was taken aback, then thought about it, took a breath, and hurriedly started looking for the system.

"233 I'm done."

"How to say?"

"Since I was young, it can be said that as long as Zhanping is willing, I have never defeated him except rock-paper-scissors." Lu Xiangcheng said sincerely, "Pack up and prepare to kneel for the ninth time."

After listening, 233 was silent for a while before saying, "...that's a coincidence, so am I."

"How to say?"

"Zhanpingyi's system 666, as long as he is willing, I will be suppressed to death by him forever." 233 added, "Without exception, the system does not play rock-paper-scissors."

Zhan Pingyi seemed to be able to guess what they were talking about, let go of the tangled hair in his hands, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I can't win."

Lu Xiangcheng was taken aback.

Zhan Pingyi didn't delve into this issue, but changed the subject: "Now let's talk about the setting of the mermaid. If the mermaid likes a human, but that human cannot be with him, he will be in the next day. Turn into foam before the sun rises."

"Who likes..."

"Let's not talk about this first," Zhan Pingyi waved his hand to stop him from continuing, "It's just a hypothesis. If you like me, I am currently a water god. The marriage of the gods...you can understand it without telling me. "

Lu Xiangcheng inexplicably felt a chill down his back.

"...If the assumption is true, then wouldn't I be sure to die?"

"Of course not." Zhan Ping motioned him to get closer, and then whispered in his ear very softly, "Have you heard of... fornication?"