Cat Breeding Manual

"One cannot die for love~"

Kunikida Doppo's forehead protruded several wells. Every time Osamu Dazai sang this song, it would have a completely different tune, but it also had some kind of brainwashing magic, which really drove him crazy.

"Hey, Dazai, hurry up and come to work."

Unbearable, he squeezed the pen in his hand and shouted at Osamu Dazai.

"Kunikida, today is a special day."

Osamu Dazai stopped his singing, tilted his head and almost looked back at Kunikida Doppo, his kite eyes were full of fine golden spots, as if he was in a particularly happy mood today.

Kunikida Doppo was a little puzzled: "Special?"

"Yes, so, today I have already agreed with the president to ask for a day off."

Kunikida Doppo:?

Don't you kid just want to take advantage of the opportunity to skip work with an excuse?

The skeptical look on his face was beyond words, and he almost questioned Osamu Dazai out of his mouth.

Osamu Dazai smiled and waved at him: "See you tomorrow, Kunikida, work hard~"

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

I can't say it, but he is inexplicably very angry.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was nestled aside, shivered, feeling that Doppo Kunikida behind him seemed to have suddenly ignited some fighting spirit, buried his head in the pile of official duties and began to write.

Looking out from the window sill of the detective agency, you can just see Osamu Dazai walking contemptuously. The sand-colored windbreaker is covered with light gold under the morning sun, and the bandages always wrapped around his wrists are also like Fluttering like a willow.

Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help being a little curious.

Mr. Dazai, what are you going to do today?

……

When Zhongyuan Zhongye got up, he vaguely felt that today would be an uneasy day.

After all, it would be a bit too bizarre to see a black cat right after opening the door.

The ochre-colored cat ears trembled inadvertently, and stood up majestically. The black cat circled around his ankle affectionately as if seeing its kind.

Chuya Nakahara was in a delicate mood, but he still knelt down and scratched the black cat's soft fur.

Although meeting a black cat is a sign of bad luck, such a well-behaved cat should not be so bad...

With that in mind, he went straight to the headquarters of the Port Mafia.Before taking the elevator, he was told by his subordinates to go to Mori Ogai's office.

There was only one room at the end of the long and narrow corridor, and two tall guards were waiting at the door.

Zhongyuan Zhong did not look sideways, nodded politely with the guard at the door, and asked, "Is the leader inside?"

Although one of the five major cadres, Zhongyuan Zhongye has always been kind and friendly to others, and he has a lot of popularity among the members of the port mafia.

The guard lowered his head, full of admiration, nodded, and said cautiously: "Yes, the leader is waiting for you inside. By the way, Mr. Chuya..."

"Well, what's the matter?"

The guard swallowed, hesitated a bit, and saw that the door had already been pushed open by Zhong Yuan, so he stopped his topic, and only bowed his head respectfully to send him away.

Zhong Yuan was also a little puzzled, the light in the room leaked out, Mori Ogai's figure had entered his eyes, and he temporarily suppressed his doubts.

"Chuye-kun, today is a good day."

Mori Ogai was standing in front of the large floor-to-ceiling windows. It was rare that he was not sitting at his desk processing documents. He was watching the scenery of Yokohama with a smile, and the complex reflection of Yokohama was reflected in his purple pupils.

Nakahara also took off his hat, his cat ears trembled unconsciously after touching the air, his cobalt blue eyes slightly narrowed, and he respectfully greeted Mori Ogai.

"leader."

He squinted slightly to the side to clear the scenery outside the glass window. It is true that today is a good weather, but Zhong Yuanzhong doesn't think it is any different from the past.

He quickly looked away and asked directly, "Leader, what do I need to do?"

Mori Ogai's eyes were a little surprised, and he didn't know what he was wondering about. He raised the corners of his lips and said slowly: "Then, let's go to the port to have a look. There seems to be a new organization recently, and the chattering is really It's annoying, let's clean it all up."

"Yes."

Mori Ogai seldom spoke so directly, and in a daze, Nakahara Chu also felt that this task seemed to be a temporary thought of him.

It's like, Mori Ogai asked him to come here, not because of this matter, but because he asked about the task first, and then arranged it.

"If there is nothing to do, leader, I will retreat first."

Zhongya Nakahara supported the hat in his hand, yawned slightly and was about to leave when he heard Mori Ogai who was standing in front of the French window speak slowly.

"By the way, Mr. Zhongye, after the task is completed, don't forget to come back today."

"leader?"

Mori Ogai's mysterious appearance made Nakahara Nakata feel puzzled, and asked subconsciously.

Mori Ogai smiled: "After Chuya-kun comes back, he will know."

Zhong Yuanzhong also paused, wondering if it was because of the black cat he met this morning, which always made him feel that things are going very wrong now.

With that in mind, he exited Mori Ogai's office.The guard standing at the door didn't talk to him again, and Zhongyuan Zhong also paused slightly, feeling something was wrong, shook his head slightly to shake off the uneasy thought, and left straight away.

……

It is not difficult to wipe out the foreign organizations gathered around the port. After all, the disparity in strength is too large. For this kind of organization to dispatch the Central Plains, it is really as huge as ants shaking a tree.

only--

Such a simple task rarely made Zhong Yuanzhong feel troubled.

Rather than saying it was a problem, it was better to say that it was because of the disgust that was hidden later.Dare to shout behind the back, but dare not face the port mafia head-on.

So, why was such a task entrusted to him?

Oh, he took the initiative to ask for it from the leader.

Nakahara was also thinking blankly, still wondering what Mori Ogai's intention was for asking him to go back again.

When I went to Black Lizard to find Akutagawa, he didn't stay at the arsenal as usual.It wasn't too difficult a task at first, so Zhongyuan Zhong also set out alone, but from the perspective of his eyes, this organization really is... very noisy.

After thinking about it, I feel that today is very strange.

Is this the negative effect brought by the black cat...

Stepping in the dilapidated factory building, Zhongyuan Zhong also casually raised his hand, controlled the gravity to float the iron blocks and gravel on the ground together, and bombarded the nearby area aimlessly.

"I got hit!"

Seeing him stepping into the factory building, an excited voice came out uncontrollably, echoing in the empty factory building.

Central Plains Chuya:?

Is there such a stupid enemy now?

How free is the leader to handle such an easy task.

Thinking of this, the surrounding factory buildings exploded one after another like cannons, and a sea of ​​flames rushed towards him, heading straight for the Central Plains standing in the middle.

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his hand to press the brim of his hat, his lips curled up in a disdainful arc, and his cobalt blue eyes were filled with indifferent light spots, and he stood still and stared straight at the raging fire without retreating.

"It's really infuriating..."

A low shout spread lightly, and was quickly engulfed in the sea of ​​flames.

With a bang, a heavy pressure suddenly fell, and without warning, a piece of abandoned factory buildings was set off. The hanging hurricane pushed over with the fire, and accurately smashed the hostile organization guarding outside. .

In the sea of ​​flames, dots of sparks flickered with ashes, and only one person was still standing in the flames, maintaining the original posture, holding the brim of his hat calmly.

The crimson light enveloped his body, and the cobalt blue eyes were rarely stained with wine red color.

"Interesting, is this your trick? It's just—"

"It's too childish."

As soon as the words fell, gravel fell like a shower, and Zhongyuan Zhong also threw a few gravels with one hand, looking at the hostile organization in front of him boredly.

Gee.

It's really not easy to shake a tree with a mayfly.

Thinking of this, he felt a strong wind sweeping from behind him, and the cat's ears trembled keenly first. Zhongyuan Zhong adjusted his strength and was about to use it behind him, but was caught by a bandage-wrapped The hand clasped the wrist.

The originally accumulated power suddenly disappeared, and the huge boulder he was controlling naturally fell vertically.

There was a slap, as if it hit something, and a scream was vaguely heard, but it was no longer in Zhongye's attention.

"Really, Chuya, it's just that I haven't seen you for a while, why did you make yourself so embarrassed." Osamu Dazai put his hands in the windbreaker, and commented leisurely as if he was out of the matter: "Look at your pitiful picture. Look, let me come, Chuya."

Pitiful?

Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, no, Zhongyuan Meow paused.

Meow!

This cat-changing disease, which is not effective at all times, why suddenly turned back to a cat at such a time?

and,

"Meow!"

What the hell are you making up, bandage man?

He's going to wipe out all the enemies soon, okay?

And Osamu Dazai, a guy full of wickedness, will have such a kind day?

It really had to make him wonder if the bandage spirit had taken the wrong medicine.

"A day like this is not suitable for you to do it."

Osamu Dazai caught Nakahara Meow neatly, rolled up the corners of his lips and laughed a few times.

"Well, but this time it's turned into a cat, and it's really a bit big-headed."

Central Plains Chuya:?

Why did he feel that he couldn't understand what Osamu Dazai was saying.

The cat's cobalt blue apricot eyes are full of doubts, and it looks a little more dull than the human appearance, and the cat's ears droop down, like a soft, cute and innocent kitten.

Sure enough, meeting Osamu Dazai was probably the biggest misfortune for him today.

Zhong Yuan meowed, raised his fleshy paws to support his forehead, and his fluffy cat face wrinkled bitterly.

Many of the enemies behind him have already fallen in disorder, Dazai Osamu jumped out of the fire circle neatly, met the trouble dog behind him who had been late, and greeted him with a smile: "Hey, Akutagawa, and plan One of them, and the rest will be left to you.”

"Master Dazai..." Ryunosuke Akutagawa's breath froze for a moment, and was quickly controlled by him forcefully. He asked in a low voice, suppressing his emotions, "But, has Master Chuya already left here?"

Osamu Dazai let out a slight grunt, looked at the cat in his arms with his eyes full of smiles, and explained to Ryunosuke Akutagawa lightly: "Don't worry, he will show up again today."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was a little dazed, but he nodded obediently to Osamu Dazai who always trusted him unconditionally, and quickly waved his hands to let the subordinates behind him go in to deal with the mess.

The doubts in Zhongyuan Meow's heart grew even stronger.

These two people, there is still a day of cooperation?

Although Akutagawa Ryunosuke's obsession with Osamu Dazai has dissipated a lot after the battle of Atsushi Nakajima, but as the dog of the port mafia, he still faces Osamu Dazai with a distorted attitude .

It was the first time he saw such a peaceful time.

Something is really wrong.

When immersed in thoughts, Zhongyuan Meow's whole face became extraordinarily serious. The originally small cat face slightly frowned, and the fluffy in seriousness was still cute and unknowingly fluffy .

Osamu Dazai chuckled, "Pfft, Chuya, what are you thinking?"

"Meow."

I'm wondering what you, the bandage ghost, are planning.

Central Plains Meow: ...

The retort was so natural that Zhongyuan Meow once again forgot his own soft meowing sound.

"Me? That's too much, Chuya, I don't have any bad intentions~ You can't always put bad names on me, I'm an out-and-out good person."

Dazai Osamu seemed to understand his words, and responded leisurely.

How can there be such a person who praises himself as a good person...

Zhongyuan was also speechless.

Osamu Dazai gently held Nakahara Meow's fluffy front legs, raised them in front of him and looked at him with a smile.

"This appearance is somewhat inconvenient, Chuya, can it be changed back?"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Got it, it's changing.

Huang Ba's power is always ineffective for cats, and sometimes it takes a long time to take effect, Zhong Yuanzhong is also very helpless.

"However, the place has arrived."

Osamu Dazai stopped in his tracks, and the deep voice came to his ears like a smooth musical sound.

Zhongyuan Meow turned his head sideways.

Um?The headquarters building of the Port Mafia? !

Wait, they and Osamu Dazai are not good enough to let him in at will, right? ? ?

Meow Nakahara thought so, and was quickly covered by Dazai Osamu with a windbreaker, his vision was completely blocked, leaving only a foggy head.

What kind of development is this? ? ?

The sound of footsteps came intermittently. The cat's feeling was different from that of a human being. Nakahara could only feel that Osamu Dazai was moving, but he couldn't feel where he was going.

Finally, the green mackerel's footsteps stopped, and Zhongyuan Meow also began to vaguely feel the surge of Huang Ba's vomiting in his body.

Hey, this time I turned into a cat, but I came back faster than usual.

Thinking of this, Zhongyuan Meow reminded me aloud.

"Meow."

To change back.

Osamu Dazai raised the corners of his lips, put the cat in the dark room, quickly closed the door, turned around and looked at the man who just turned around behind him.

"Mr. Sen."

"Dazai, I really didn't expect to see you in the port mafia. Don't you think you are more suitable here than the Armed Detective Agency?"

Mori Ogai smiled, and started poaching corners again in his words, but it didn't sound too threatening.

Zhongyuan Meow was stunned for a moment, feeling something was wrong.

Strange, why did the leader suddenly have such an attitude?

After all, Osamu Dazai was still on the reward list no matter what, and there was nothing to cooperate with recently. Mori Ogai shouldn't have talked with him so friendly.

"Is Chuya-kun inside now?"

Osamu Dazai smiled: "That's right."

Mori Ogai snorted softly, knocked on the door on the other side, quickly pushed it in, and said to Osamu Dazai with his head tilted: "Then, I will trouble Dazai-kun to complete the task of inviting the protagonist."

"Mr. Sen, isn't this perfectly done?"

The incomprehensible words came over, and Zhong Yuanzhong was also slightly stunned. His body had returned from a cat to a human appearance. He opened the door, and the two people he had talked with were gone, only diagonally opposite. The slightly hidden room seemed to reveal something vaguely.

The room was still dark, and Zhongyuan Zhong also pressed one hand on the door frame, wondering if he should push the door open.

Is there any new enemy threatening Yokohama?

Thinking so, Nakahara Chuya finally pushed the door open.

With a bang, the bright white lights suddenly turned on, and the colorful fireworks fell like petals, shining brightly under the illumination of the incandescent lamps.

"Mr. Chuya / Your Excellency, happy birthday."

Voices came one after another, and the address was extremely complicated, and then the second half of the sentence came together.

Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, a rare hint of astonishment appeared in his cobalt blue eyes.

The room was almost full of people standing, and everyone had genuine smiles on their faces. An elusive hot current surged into his heart, bringing a feeling like numbness in overlapping arms in a trance .

Only then did he think of it belatedly.

The day he was born as Zhongye in the Central Plains is exactly today.

"Happy birthday, Chuya."

Osamu Dazai's voice came quietly from beside his ears, Nakahara also lowered his head, and gave a slight snort, as if with a bit of disdain, but the arc of his lips was a joyful arc that he had never had before.

The ominous feeling of seeing the black cat also dissipated at this moment.

Being able to become a human being and being able to meet someone is already the greatest luck.

The author has something to say: Happy Birthday Chuya Nakahara! !

In fact, it is the story of Dazai and Mr. Mori cooperating to celebrate his birthday without telling Zhongya

It's the favorite of the group~

There will be an update of the text later (paralysis