Cat Breeding Manual

Kinomoto Momoya raised her eyebrows: "Sakura, what's going on, there are guests?"

He looked at Dazai Osamu in front of him with a bit of guard, no matter how he looked at him, he didn't look like an ordinary person wrapped in bandages.

In addition, the chaotic appearance of the house, and even cracks on the ground?

Wait, what scale of attack did this have to take place for this level of rift to appear?

"Uh—brother..." Kinomoto Sakura tugged at her hair, wondering what to say.

The mess in front of her was mainly because of the tree card. Before she had time to clean it up, the book of the Clow card popped up again, followed by Brother Snow Rabbit...

Counting it down like this, she has experienced so many things in just one morning.One thing after another, she didn't have time to pay attention to the passage of time.

Then it seemed only natural for my brother to go home after working.

No, now is not the time to think about my brother.

The important thing is-

Meow, how can she explain it! ! ?

Central Plains Meow: ...

It wasn't a serious attack, it's just that when he pressed the book, he lost his strength all of a sudden.

Seeing Momoya Kinomoto looking at Osamu Dazai suspiciously, Nakahara Nakahara, who seldom blamed himself once, also felt a little uneasy.

More importantly, he suddenly remembered——

Does Osamu Dazai really have the money to compensate?

"Chuya~ Look at the trouble you've caused. It seems that we are going to sell ourselves here and spend our entire lives paying off our debts."

Osamu Dazai lowered his voice slightly, and spoke like a whisper, but with an indelible joyful tone.

Central Plains Meow: ...

He knew that the man who always came to steal his black card when he was still in the port mafia would not have such a thing as a wallet after he joined the armed detective agency.

After all, he had to go to the river several times a month to spend the sun rising and the moon setting, and it was only natural for him to bury his wallet in the belly of the fish one by one.

It's just that he was not at fault for causing trouble.

But this kind of definition inexplicably made Zhongyuan Zhong feel a little bit in a trance.

Obviously caused trouble in the past, the person who asked him to finish it...is Osamu Dazai.

It is not Chuya's style to recall the past, let alone such memories that seem to bring disaster upon thinking about it.

The cat's eyes suddenly became sharp, and the claws poked out from the pads.

After all, Osamu Dazai still owes him a lot of money.

"Meow."

Swipe my card.

"As expected of Chuya~"

The cat gritted its teeth angrily, and let out a much deeper meow from between the teeth.

But the reason why Miaomiao is Miaomiao is that even when she is angry, her voice is still soft and has no lethality at all.

Although the cat language was different, Dazai Osamu nodded understandingly, and chatted with Kinomoto Momoya happily.

"Hello, my name is Osamu Dazai. As you can see, the mess in front of me is all caused by my cat. Regarding compensation, please don't mind and just ask."

Made by cats?

This is all nonsense.

Kinomoto Momoya: "Sakura, is the situation the same as Mr. Dazai said?"

Sakura Kinomoto:……

Osamu Dazai spoke suddenly, which was considered to have helped her out, but what the other party said was mixed. If she denied it, it would be difficult to avoid telling her brother about the Clow card.

After hesitating for a while, Sakura said with a timid and hesitant expression: "Mr. Kitty-san, it is indeed Mr. Dazai's fault. Well, it may be that the ground in the house has subsided. Just now, Kitty-san stepped on it lightly. When it went up, it suddenly sank."

Although I saw the appearance of cat-san pressing the book into the ground with one paw, Kinomoto Sakura didn't think cats would have such strange power.

Subconsciously, he helped Osamu Dazai round up.

"Sag?" Kinomoto Momoya was thoughtful, but compared to the sag, it was more like a beating from an external force.

He sighed softly, and before he asked his sister any more, the Moon City Snow Rabbit leaning on his shoulder just woke up, and a dazed look appeared on his face.

"Hey, Sakura, Toya, why am I here?"

Kinomoto Sakura laughed and said, "Hmm... Brother Yukito, don't you remember?"

About Brother Snow Rabbit, I don't know if Xiao Ke will know something.

"Ah, by the way, I remember that I came back to get things." Yuecheng Snow Rabbit suddenly realized, and patted his palms with a smile, looking a little natural, "The things Taoya wants to give me are still left behind." It's at the entrance."

"Oh, Axue, it's really something you can do." Momoya Kinomoto sighed helplessly, helped him to stand up, and then looked at Osamu Dazai.

"Can I trouble you to leave a contact information?"

Dazai Osamu was very happy, and quickly entered the other party's mobile phone——

Nakahara Chuya's number!

Zhongyuan Meow:?

Although he agreed, but you, a bandage spirit, lost too easily, meow!

He raised his claws and patted Osamu Dazai's arm in protest.

In the past, all those strange calls that came suddenly to collect debts and make troubles were all left by Dazai Osamu! ?

Dazai -! !This bastard——! !

The ochre-colored cat lying on the shoulder suddenly frowned visible to the naked eye, and Kinomoto Momoya was naturally attracted to the attention while retracting the phone, and only then belatedly remembered another thing.

"Also, my sister accidentally picked up your cat, I'm really sorry." Kinomoto Momoya said, calling Kinomoto Sakura, "Sakura—"

Osamu Dazai waved his hand kindly: "It's all right, I didn't take good care of the cat, I just want to thank you for taking good care of him all night. Chuya is a delicate cat."

Zhongyuan Meow:?

He can still understand the former sentence, but the latter sentence is something dispensable.

Before he finished speaking, three scratches appeared on Osamu Dazai's face, and Nakahara Meow sat down on the ground proudly, and proudly raised his front paw to lick it.

What a perfect shot.

Momoya Kinomoto: ...

This appearance made him somewhat doubt whether Osamu Dazai was the owner of the cat.

However, it is not without this kind of love-hate relationship.

After thinking about it, all the words finally turned into a sigh, Kinomoto Momoya said: "You don't have to be so polite, it's just a small matter. Then, I will contact you on the phone at that time."

"If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me."

The kite eyes were slightly bent, and Osamu Dazai smiled brightly and purely. He looked as innocent as he was the only good person in the world. Nakahara Meow couldn't help sharpening his claws.

Sure enough, he and this guy are very wrong.

……

The matter of the Kinomoto family came to an end for the time being. After Kinomoto Toya came back, it was not a suitable scene for talking about Clow cards.

In addition, he was still a cat, so he couldn't communicate well with Kinomoto Sakura, so he left with Osamu Dazai half-heartedly.

Go back to Yokohama first, and then wait for the other party to contact me, and then see if I can find an opportunity to talk.

Compared with the unusual power of the Clow card itself, Zhongyuan also wanted to know whether his speculation was correct.

Huangba spits——

While thinking this way, Osamu Dazai's deep and frivolous voice like a valley suddenly entered his ears, interrupting Chuya Nakahara's state of thinking.

"Sa, Zhongya, the interlude is finally over."

Central Plains Meow: ...

There will be these interlude stories, isn't it related to your negligence of Osamu Dazai?

In other words, if he hadn't met Kinomoto Sakura, he really didn't know where he would have gone after he passed out.

Thinking of this, Zhongyuan Meow felt that his sharp claws seemed to have a chance to appear again.

"Well, speaking of it, I came to Tokyo, but I was about to go bankrupt, and the fare I paid to the driver San was already my last cash." As he spoke, Osamu Dazai suddenly said pitifully. He let out a long sigh, "Chuya, we're probably going to walk back to Yokohama like this."

Central Plains Chuya:?

Why is there always a question mark around the kitty's head.

"Meow-"

You guy, can you be more serious, meow!

There were a few substantive well-tac-toe protrusions almost appearing in front of Zhongyuan Meow's forehead. It was really unbearable. He struggled out of Dazai Osamu's arms, and with a little force of gravity, he was suspended in the air.

The claw armor hesitated for a while, and quickly retracted into the pads to hide.The pink and tender flesh pads went straight towards Osamu Dazai's side face, and the gravity exerted on it was about the level that could smash a building into pieces.

Even a cat can beat a blue mackerel violently.

only--

The moment the flesh pad touched Osamu Dazai, a hot current suddenly surged from the heart to the limbs, and quickly spread through the whole body.

The feeling of limb extension was so clear for the first time, the fleshy cat's paws transformed into slender and thin knuckles, Zhong Yuanzhong also really felt the stretching feeling when he transformed from a cat back to a human.

A somewhat short young man jumped up in mid-air, his windbreaker raised slightly in a sharp arc, his ochre-colored hair shone like a ruby ​​in the sun, and his cobalt blue eyes were staring intently at the black-haired kite in front of him. young man with eyes.

"It's changed back, Chuya."

Osamu Dazai didn't feel nervous about being beaten up at all, his eyes were still full of smiles, and he commented with interest as if watching from the sidelines.He raised his hand slightly, and the bandage on his wrist fluttered with the breeze that came from nowhere, brushing the side face of Chuya Nakahara like a lingering.

"Oh?"

Nakahara also parted the corners of his lips, and looked back at Osamu Dazai with a smile, but his smile was a little reckless and uninhibited, mixed with a bit of reckless arrogance.

Changing back is changing back, but it doesn't mean that the fist that has already been shot can be retracted——

"Dazai——!"

At the same time as punching, Zhongyuan Zhong also let out a loud roar subconsciously.

The fist hit Dazai Osamu's side face, and Nakahara Chuya was about to rely on his body's reflexes to stop the tendency to fall, but found that Dazai Osamu's bandage was wrapped around his wrist at some point.

The bandage was still tightly knotted, and it was too late for Zhong Yuan to reach out to pull it, so he was tugged by the bandage spirit in front of him and rolled down.

The two quickly rolled down together, and hit the wall together along with Zhong Yuan Zhongye's fist wind.

Chuya Nakahara grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and said dissatisfiedly, "Dazai, you did it on purpose."

Osamu Dazai was sitting half-kneeling, the wall against which his back was leaning could faintly hear the sound of crackling gravel falling, his face was innocent, his eyes were full of star-like water, and he said stickyly: "China Also, it hurts."

Central Plains Chuya:?

So one beating is not enough, do you have to do it again?

"Wow."

?

A strange sound appeared.

At first glance, it sounds a bit like Edogawa Ranpo's voice, but it is a little more frivolous than him.

Chuya Nakahara grabbed Osamu Dazai's collar with one hand, maintained his current posture, and squinted beside him.

Lord Rage God's mood at this time is not so good, and there is inevitably a bit of ferocious hostility in his eyes, and the murderous intent floats on the surface in an instant, which makes him seem more and more difficult to approach. .

"Terrible—" Wearing a dark blue sportswear jacket and a light-colored scarf around his neck, he looked a little uncle-like and frivolous. He opened his mouth and said in a loud voice: "Let me say, two little brothers, in the public, does your posture have some influence and is not good?"

posture?

Zhong Yuanzhong was also slightly stunned.

What posture, what posture should he choose to look good when he beat Osamu Dazai in the street?

"That's right, Chuya~ I really didn't expect Chuya to be such a relaxed type~"

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai, who was under him, suddenly spoke leisurely, adding fuel and vinegar with a smile.The kite glanced quietly at the strange young man who appeared suddenly, and Osamu Dazai glanced at him casually, then looked at Chuya Nakahara, waiting for his response playfully.

Nakahara also paused, loosening the collar he was clenched in his hands slightly, Dazai Osamu in front of him could almost be said to be disheveled, a button of the collar was pulled open by him, and the vest also fell apart.

Not to mention, he himself even put one leg between Dazai Osamu's legs, and questioned Dazai Osamu like that without any scruples.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

He realized belatedly that this gesture seemed really inappropriate.

"Ah, by the way, by the way, gentlemen, if you want to return to Yokohama immediately, just give me five yen, and I will relieve your worries and misfortunes."

The strange young man squatted down halfway with a smile, and gestured a five-yen coin to them like a money fanatic. His eyes seemed to be filled with coins, as if he was a negotiating businessman.

Central Plains Chuya:?

Where did this strange person come from?

Thinking of this, he planned to ignore the person who appeared suddenly, took a quick step back and stood up, Zhongyuan Zhong also paused, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and saw this strange young man suddenly slipping Kneeling down in front of him in rail position.

"Please, as long as five yen is enough, make a wish to me, please!"

Just now, the voice of equal negotiation turned sharply downward in the blink of an eye, and became a pitiful voice of begging, and the young man's eyes became tearful. This time, she was about to hug his thigh and start begging.

Nakahara Chuya: ...

What is this again?

new bump/porcelain?

The life after becoming a cat seems to be extraordinarily exciting...

The author has something to say: It’s fun to kill for a while, but it’s always fun to kill (no)

It's a sinful and tempting thought. (paralysis

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