After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Lan He did smell the paper dust, and the other party was also confused by the paper figurine, so he held the paper figurine's hand.But soon, the figure seemed to get closer to the paper figurine, then separated, and continued to walk towards Lan He, "Mother, is that you..."

Lan He felt strange, it didn't seem to be the voice of Grandma Long in his memory.

He moved again for a while, just as the moon came out from the clouds, illuminating the sky and the earth. Lan He saw the other's facial features clearly, and his eyes widened in surprise.

"Uncle Long?!"

They all thought it was Grandma Long who knocked on the door, but when they saw the face, Lan He realized it was Uncle Long. This was clearly a separated soul. Although it smelled like paper ashes, it was probably because his family was having a funeral.

Uncle Long called Mother, could it be that he was invited by Grandma Long to accompany him?What about Grandma Long?

No matter how Lan He looked at it, there was no sign of Grandma Long.

He entangled Uncle Long with the invisible seductive rope, Uncle Long couldn't move, and he called out a few more times: "Uncle Long?"

Grandma also called him by his real name: "Long Jijun!"

But Uncle Long didn't respond at all, his eyes were a little dull, and he said in his mouth: "Mom... where are you..."

Seeing Lan He, Long Xuemei didn't know what to do, and together with Song Futan raised his hand and waved Uncle Long, and then stopped moving, he couldn't help but murmured: "Hey...Brother is great."

Although her brother only lied to her QAQ during the day, she subconsciously wanted to say that not only his acting is good, but his acting is also very good, so he feels safe right away.

"The soul seems to be under control." Song Futan said.

"Well, like, if you invite your companions to leave, you won't lose your mind." Lan He suddenly thought of Ma Qinghui, this...wouldn't have anything to do with him, would it?But what is going on with Uncle Long looking for his mother? This is much more terrifying than a little tadpole looking for his mother.

Grandma suddenly said, "Let's go to the mourning hall."

"Huh? Good." Lan He simply carried her grandmother on her back and walked away.

Long Xuemei followed closely, looking at Lan He and Song Futan one by one, she felt that she had got something incredible...

Lan He could sense Long Xuemei's gaze, and thought that her vest was becoming more and more invisible. She only fooled Long Xuemei during the day, and immediately fell off the horse at night. There was no buffer at all, and there was no disturbance in her heart.

This is the same as a habitual fracture, a habitual drop.

Lan He: "Sister, you shouldn't go out and talk nonsense, right?"

Long Xuemei: "Uh, it shouldn't be...?"

For such a big matter, she didn't trust her own mouth.

This is simply the most mysterious thing she has ever encountered in her life. Seeing a ghost is already magical enough, and what is even more amazing is that her favorite celebrity caught the ghost, and this person is still teaching her not to believe in superstition during the day...

Song Futan said calmly: "Anyway, if you tell others, no one will believe it, and your brother will also say that you are blackmailing him." He was already familiar with this set of words, and asked Lan He, "Yes Bar?"

"..." Lan He, "Although, her situation can't be said to be a troll. The technical term is called "fans turn black..."

Long Xuemei: "......... Goo."

……

They touched Long's house with the light of their mobile phones, and saw that the drumming had stopped, and Uncle Long's body was lying on the bench.

Ma Qinghui was confronting the Long family, or in other words, everyone was hiding behind the Taoist priest and confronting Ma Qinghui, denouncing: "It's Ma Qinghui, everyone saw that he pointed at uncle during the day! Then when uncle lost his soul, he Here we come!"

"We have a lot of people, don't be afraid of him! He's too vicious!"

Although there were many people and they shouted loudly, they were still afraid of Gu masters, especially powerful Gu masters, especially Uncle Long lost his soul after being pointed out during the day.They could only hide behind the Taoist priests and shout.

The Taoist priest looked terrified: "Don't, don't push me! I'm not very strong either!"

Ma Qinghui gave them a disdainful look, not caring at all, took Ying Shao's tea, and said coldly: "Whoever shouts again, I will release Gu."

The scene was strangely quiet for a while, although everyone was still full of anger.

The Taoist priest was born and raised in the village, and he felt bitter, knowing that he would definitely not be able to deal with Ma Qinghui, so he had to bite the bullet and said, "Me, let's talk."

Ma Qinghui: "Are you worthy of talking with me?"

Taoist priest:"……"

...No, I don't deserve it.

Ma Qinghui sneered, "The purpose of setting up the dojo is to give Grandma Long a ride, so I'll help you, what's the matter?"

Everyone was aggrieved and dared not speak out, because Uncle Long didn't want to be helped, did he just be thrown down?

Uncle Long's wife buried her face and began to cry: "Please let our husband go, I beg you, it's our fault, we shouldn't call your mother a witch, for your mother-in-law's sake..."

"Xiaohui." Grandma called out.

Ma Qinghui turned to see her, his expression changed: "Grandma Wu."

When the Long family saw grandma, they also seemed to see rescuers, "Grandma Wu, you are here, he is so cruel..."

Ma Qinghui just sneered.

"Stop talking." Grandma got off Lan He's back, Lan He nodded to her, and she said, "I just came here and saw the Long Ji Army."

Someone exclaimed, Uncle Long is clearly lying here, who is she seeing?Is it the soul of Uncle Long?

Aunt Long immediately said: "Grandma Wu, you must help my husband."

Grandma said: "Of course you can, but you must first open the coffin and let me have a look."

Aunt Long cried: "Grandma Wu, you know, the time when Grandma died..."

Ma Qinghui said leisurely: "Is it the time of death, or the time of death?"

He didn't even bother to explain to these people just now, but now that Granny Wu came out, he couldn't help but say it.

As soon as he came here, Lan He confirmed that Grandma Long's soul was not here at all. She was obviously running a dojo for her here, but her whereabouts were unknown. Ma Qinghui also lost Uncle Long's soul, so she was looking for her mother.

The things in the underworld have to find their roots in the underworld.

Aunt Long burst into tears, and said what Ma Qinghui meant, she was obviously making trouble, and she said that again after killing her husband, disturbing the funeral.When he came back, he simply wanted to take revenge and provoke the village, and even Granny Wu was bewitched...

Seeing that grandma was about to be labeled as being bewitched, Lan He interrupted him: "Aunt."

Aunt Long thought he was going to reason with herself.

Lan He said: "Let's stop talking nonsense and open the coffin directly. Ying Shao."

Aunt Long: "..."

Lan He, Song Futan, Ying Shao and his younger brother went to remove the coffin lid together, they were used to it not being crucified yet.Even if the Long family wanted to stop him, no one would dare to move if Ma Qinghui stood there.

Ying Shao was especially active. His master didn't bother to explain a word, but he couldn't help it.

But Aunt Long couldn't bear it anymore, and threw herself on the coffin lid: "Don't harm my family..."

"Get up!" Grandma yelled, startling Aunt Long, she wanted to cry, but she didn't dare to move when she saw Grandma's appearance, she was pushed away embarrassingly.

Being so close, Lan He could clearly see panic flashing in her eyes.

Pushing away the heavy coffin lid, one can see Grandma Long lying in it. The most conspicuous thing is that she has a red belt around her waist and a red veil under her feet.

"Grandma, there is a red scarf." Lan He called out, "Didn't you leave when you were in danger?"

"What?" The Taoist stepped forward to take a look, and he was really wearing a red ribbon.

It was a dangerous time to go, and the burial should be done as soon as possible, but if someone died of illness, it would not be necessary to tie the red belt around the waist, which is obviously only used for abnormal deaths.At that time, when he heard the news and went to Long's house, the family members had already packed the coffin, but he never thought about it.

When the others heard it, they knew something was wrong.

And after getting closer, the Taoist could smell something, "What kind of herbal smell is this? It's so strong."

Aunt Long wanted to say something, but she glanced at grandma, but dared not say it.

Grandma was supported by Long Xuemei and slowly stepped forward, her expression changed after only one glance, and she reached out to press Grandma Long's face, her feet shook, she stood firm and said: "You actually put Ah Feng's The corpse sealing water is used on her body. She has been dead for at least two months, no wonder she won't let me see—how did Ah Feng die?"

Everyone else was in an uproar. The corpse-sealing water is a kind of Miao alchemy, which can keep the corpse from decaying or smelling for a long time, and keep it as it is. The more refined it is, the slower the corpse will dry up, and it can be stored for more than half a year. "

There are [-] Miao medicines of the Miao nationality, and [-] single prescriptions, among which water treatment is very magical.Water for catching Gu, water for giving birth, water for preventing fetus...these are used for different purposes. The most amazing water for sealing corpses is because some people believe in auspicious days for good days and bury them if necessary.

Back then, some people didn't believe in this technique, so they bet with Grandma Long and experimented with animals. The result was that after half a month, the bodies of the chickens and ducks used remained the same after half a month. It stinks and is rotten.

Grandma Long is famous for her thaumaturgy in Miao villages far and near, and she has taught it to her descendants. At present, only Uncle Long knows this trick. Even his children and other brothers and sisters have not learned it.

Lan He thought, this makes sense.Then if Grandma Long passed away a long time ago, but kept it secret, without any ceremony, then the chaotic soul who has not been guided will of course be missing.

Therefore, Ma Qinghui said that the purpose of building a dojo is to send Granny Long, so why not help him too—he didn’t mean to do a dojo together, but how to give it away if you don’t find the soul.Then who do you want to find?Whoever has a problem can find it.

Lan He glanced at Uncle Long. His soul was driven by Ma Qinghui, and he was still standing aside in a daze.

As soon as Aunt Long's body softened, Grandma Long's brother rushed up to grab her and asked, "What did you do to your mother?! Why did you seal up the corpse secretly?"

If it's a normal death, just for burial time, that's fine.But it was wrong for them to announce it two days ago.

Grandma Long was sick and old, and everyone didn't doubt her sudden death, and according to the historical taboo, no one was allowed to see the remains.

Grandma Long has a blunt temper and has been at odds with her daughter-in-law for many years. In addition, she has no filial son before her bed for a long time, and her son is also on the side of her daughter-in-law. After being sick, she will argue from time to time.It's just that Grandma Long's condition has worsened and repeated over the past few months. They guessed that she didn't live long, and they didn't see her family quarreling again.

Who knows, he is already dead.Thinking back now, many people visited her house as guests, and even visited Grandma Long on the hospital bed. I am afraid that what many people saw was a dead body.

This made many people's scalps tingle just thinking about it, such as Long Xuemei, she immediately thought of saying hello to Grandma Long on the bed...

Because grandma mentioned the time of two months, someone recalled and said: "In the first two months, there was a big fight, which could be heard outside the house." .

Aunt Long lowered her head and said, "That was the quarrel, she couldn't think about it, so she didn't come up and left. We were afraid of being misunderstood, so we sealed up her body and waited to deal with it..."

Grandma Long has saved many people by practicing medicine, and everyone will definitely support her.

"Did she not come up in one breath, or were you strangled to death?" Given her history of lying, everyone didn't believe it, and even suspected that the two of them were so vicious that they murdered their mother.There are many such things in some remote places. They feel that the elderly are useless and in the way, so they deliberately don't take good care of them so as to get rid of the burden.

Of course Aunt Long insisted on not admitting it, insisting that she was just afraid of being misunderstood.

Everyone was dead, everyone was silent for a while, and suddenly said: "Ask Mr. Ma, Mr. Ma must know, you can ask your mother-in-law in the dark."

"That's right, Mr. Ma has already punished his unfilial sons and grandchildren."

"Mr. Ma, tell me how to deal with it."

Ma Qinghui seems to have changed from a feared Gu master to a "Mr." This is usually the treatment only given to old bosses in the village.Everyone expected him to use his own means to discern what this man said.

Seeing the subtle changes in everyone's eyes, Ma Qinghui didn't feel very happy, but smiled sarcastically, "I just want to find the soul of Grandma Long and send her away. If she wants to kill her at night, you deserve it. As for the punishment in the mortal world, go to the police."

His words made everyone a little confused.Why do you still need to find the police? According to the customs in the village, isn't this a matter for the Long family and the mage?

Ma Qinghui said mockingly: "Back then, my family was innocent. You said my mother raised Gu and forced her to death. Now I don't want this scene to repeat itself. After all, if I'm not here, who will be able to confirm who has a ghost next time? But It's a trick time and time again, and everything is blamed on ghosts and gods."

The place fell into a dead silence.

This time he can tell, what about other times?How to tell, by guessing by yourself, or by a wizard who doesn't know what level to guess?Who knows the truth, how many of them are as innocent as Ma Qinghui's mother?

Without Ma Qinghui, everyone would not be able to tell Uncle Long from Aunt Long.

Because of the ignorance of everyone in the village back then, although Ma Qinghui suffered injustice and became a Gu master, he did not want people to rely entirely on wizards to make decisions.This is what he has always taught his three apprentices.

The older people know what happened back then, and even if they didn't participate in the smashing, they were acquiesced members, so they were a little restless.In fact, with the changes of the times, there are not many such things, and they have been criticized, but they are not as powerful and embarrassing as Ma Qinghui's testimony.

"That's the reason, Xiaohui, the times are different now, and now everyone will go to the police station to handle the case." Grandma said slowly, "For funerals and dojo matters, leave it to 'Mr.'; for the rest, leave it to the police. An examination of the body will reveal everything."

When grandma made a decision, the Long family members had no objections, and those who had opinions did not dare to speak up in front of Ma Qinghui.

Lan He also released Uncle Long's soul and asked him to search for the missing soul of Grandma Long.

……

Standing at the door of Long's house, Lan He thought sadly that it was people's fear of the unknown that gave birth to beliefs and ghosts and gods, but also because of the unknown and ignorance, there were incidents of being framed in the name of ghosts and gods.That's why the underworld and the underworld have gradually developed other functions, such as punishing the wicked.

But it may be better for people to get rid of ignorance and correct their attitude towards ghosts and gods...

Just as Lan He was thinking, she heard her grandmother quietly say beside her: "That Xiao Song also eats in the underworld."

Lan He: "...ah, yes."

I almost forgot that Song Futan's performance before had completely exposed that he could see ghosts, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Grandma: "Then you are quite worthy."

Lan He: "..."

Song Futan: "What is grandma talking about?"

"Uh..." Lan He glanced at grandma, not sure if she was joking casually, she didn't mean that, but grandma just smiled, "Listen."

"Poor soul, go back. Go back to our hometown, where the hills are lush and green, the river is rippling, the moon is bright, the sun is bright, that is a good place to live..."

Ma Qinghui's singing sounded again, spreading far away in the night.

Lan He was fascinated.

"Ah Feng likes to be lively." Grandma smiled as she listened to the song, "She will return to her hometown."

Lan He felt that grandma already knew about it, and even acquiesced in his relationship with Song Futan.They stayed in the village for two days before returning to the city, while Ma Qinghui had to wait for the dust to settle. Grandma exchanged phone calls with him.The elder machine for the elderly is quite easy to use.

During the Chinese New Year at home, Lan's father also found an opportunity to learn about their love story. As Lan He's father, he also understood the matter of Lihun better, and was very moved.After listening to it, I cried, "It's so touching."

Lan He: "..."

In addition, after getting along with each other in the past few days, Father Lan and Teacher Long both recognized Song Futan, and they just patted Lan He and said, "Your grandma is getting old, we don't want to do this...I don't think I can tell her right away."

Lan He thought that grandma understood, but the old man was nagging, so he had no choice but to say, "Okay."

After the Miao years at home, Lan He and Song Futan are going back. Ying Shao and his master seem to have been handling Grandma Long's affairs in the village. Lan He made an appointment to get together with Ying Shao after returning to Beijing. He was a little worried The matter of Grandma Long.

In the middle, I also met Long Xuemei who came to visit. She came here because of Lan He. She said that she didn't sleep well for a few days, and her passion could not be released, and she was about to suffocate to death.

"That can't be said, do you want to become a fan?" Lan He said.

"Absolutely not." Long Xuemei sneered, "That's right, can I blow it up, it's a small thing for us to round up?"

"This is no problem." Lan He said, "We can also take a photo together."

Long Xuemei was so excited.It was not easy to take a photo with Lan He in the village that day because he was attending the funeral.

Father Lan came out of the room and saw them taking a group photo. Lan He was still holding Long Xuemei's shoulders. Song Futan didn't say anything and he became worried first: "Wait, why don't you take Xiao Song for the group photo? Xiao Song, let's go together."

Lan's father felt that they were all together, so he should pay attention to it, if there was an affair, wouldn't it affect the relationship between the couple.In the future, I will remind Lan He to pay more attention to Xiao Song's feelings.

He thought that Long Xuemei would be somewhat dissatisfied with taking care of Xiao Song. Who knew that Lan He and Song Futan stood behind her to take pictures, and the little girl yelled twice after taking pictures, and went downstairs for a run up.

Father Lan: "??"

Lan He: "...She is happy, which means she is happy."

"Oh." Lan's father thought, he is getting more and more incomprehensible of current buzzwords.

But Father Lan wanted to get closer to young people, so during lunch, he said loudly, "Goo! My wife, the bacon you made is really delicious!"

Lan He and Song Futan almost choked to death...

……

Long Xuemei's photo was posted on Weibo, saying that she only found out that she and Lan He belonged to the same village, and she was consummated.Weibo had tens of thousands of retweets in a while, and fans sang the three auspicious treasures frantically.

Although the flight was not revealed, but based on Long Xuemei's location, everyone inferred that Lan He took Song Futan back to celebrate the New Year.Looking at this photo again, there is really a strong sense of a family.On this day, Long Xuemei had countless half-sisters.

Lan He stayed at home for almost half a month.

Although it is thousands of miles away, with the current level of information development, he can still know what happened in the capital, and the app will push various notifications.

Lan He was lying down and doing business on Weibo, replying to fans, a news pop-up popped up, to the effect that the North Park in Beijing suddenly began to close for renovation.

He slipped his hand and accidentally clicked on it.

I found that because it came so suddenly, many people were surprised.

Some people commented that mysterious antiques were unearthed in the park, so the park was closed-it used to be a royal garden.

It is also said that a UFO landed here, anyway, guesses are all kinds of strange.

[Hehe, the capital city has been really weird in the past two years, my master said that Feng Shui has changed]

[In the previous place, a Red Lotus Park was also suddenly built, and it was also said to be related to Fengshui...]

[Although I have never encountered body sensations before, there are really many urban legends and I have heard a lot.Some time ago, it wasn't daytime and darkness, what was it called a night demon in the ancient book. 】

[I sent a small pass by there, saying that I saw a lot of cars going in and out, and there was something wrong. 】

[Stop talking, I want to go to Juehui Temple to pray for blessings. 】

Lan He scrolled through the news, some of the things in the past two years were true, some were false, and some were half-truths, but now that the North Park is closed, it should be because everyone thinks too much.

He hadn't passed his thoughts when he received a greeting from a Taoist priest from Dongyue Temple: [Master, when are you going back to Beijing? I heard that something happened in Beihai. 】

Beihai is said to be the sea, but it is actually a large pond in the North Garden for tourists to row boats.

Lan He: [? ?What's up】

Taoist priest of Dongyue Temple: [A few days ago, one of the cruise ships was parked in the center of the sea, and it didn't move at all, and it couldn't be separated.The park management office sent a boat to pick up the passengers. As a result, several passengers passed out after landing.And the identity of one of the passengers seems to be a bit complicated, I don't know the details...Anyway, the cause of the accident couldn't be found in the hospital, so I quietly found someone to look at it.Now that the park is also closed, the sorcerer I was looking for at the beginning was useless, so I let go of the news in the industry, and I chose someone to conjure souls. I think I would prefer monks... I think if you are here, you must be very competitive. 】

He spoke with a bit of sourness, and he treated Lan He as one of his own.

Lan He: […]

"What's the matter?" Song Futan came over and asked after seeing Lan He's expression was not right.

Lan He showed him the chat records, "They have a big business, tell me, it shouldn't have anything to do with Zhenwu."

Song Futan hugged Lan He: "Are you still worried? Even if the town is settled, the capital cannot be without disturbances. How can any city be peaceful forever?"

"That's right." Lan He murmured, after all, Zhenwu suppresses the feng shui of the capital, but some entanglements of cause and effect cannot be avoided. Ghosts and fairy families still exist, and there may still be people who covet Song Futan's body.It can only be said that under the intimidation of Zhenwu, there is no way to be arrogant, especially a guy like Hu Si, who can't make chaos.Compared with the previous time, the past few months have been really easy, and small fights are not worth mentioning.

As soon as Lan He heard the relatively loud movement, her heart pounded, as if she had a premonition of something bad.This premonition had arisen when he saw a group of foxes, but it turned out that he was overthinking.

Now that this feeling came up again, Lan He felt that he might have been nervous all the time, with some aftereffects and nervousness.It didn't take long to engage in this part-time job.

"Or, do you really want to expand your business scope?" Song Futan joked.The Taoist said just now that Lan He is also capable of taking on this business.

"Forget it then." Lan He said, there are so many full-time mages, what job is he grabbing, "Do you want to cover my vest?"

Song Futan: "You mean your translucent vest?"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "What are you talking about, many of my fans and friends are still keeping it in the dark!"

He was proud for a while, and found that Song Futan was looking at him with a smile, and put down his hands on his hips, "I don't mean to be proud..."

But after this incident came out, Lan He was really worried. When the company asked if he wanted to come back due to temporary work, he immediately agreed, changed the ticket, and returned to Beijing in advance.

"I don't know why, this time I blame the homesick fairies." Lan He said to Song Futan while opening the door after getting out of the car.In the past, when he was filming, he would not miss his family very much.

Song Futan: "You are already a good father."

Lan He laughed straight.

They went in directly through the French doors of the living room, and saw that although they were not there, Miss Hu and Liu Shisan had all come, having dinner with Hu 79 and Bai Wu, and were sharing a fragrant tower left by Lan He. Gossip about something.

Hu 79 lazily said: "...Those dead vixens, if they dare to come over, I'll scratch one of them."

Miss Hu also sneered, "Fried one, deep-fried one, baked one, stir-fried one..."

Lan He: "..."

Sounds pretty hungry.

"You guys are too narrow-minded and possessive." Liu Shisan said leisurely with his feet on his feet, "Isn't it good to be a wild house fairy like me?"

"You want to come in, you think they want to." Hu 79 sneered, seeing Liu Shisan glaring at him, he hid behind Miss Hu, and touched Bai Wu with his foot, "Hey, what about you, you have a little temper nor?"

Bai Wu said silently: "It's very lucky to be enshrined by the Zun family. Our Baimen talents wither, and it's common to come and go. The Zun family is so good..."

He sounded very humble.

The so-called coming to immortals to go to horses refers to a hall. For various reasons, new immortals come and old immortals leave.It doesn't have to be an enemy, it may be that the enshrinement has been successful for many years, and it is time to prepare to cultivate and ascend to the immortal.It is common for people to come and go, especially the halls that have been passed down for generations.

Lan He wanted to speak up at first, but when she heard this sentence, she sighed with emotion, this is my most honest cub, never forgetting my original intention, and always grateful.

Bai Wu clasped his hands on his chest: "If I leave, I hope to choose a good child from the younger generation of Baimen to inherit our Zun family."

Lan He: "..."

He stepped forward and slapped Yiping on the back of the head: "Is this the way you use it? I still want to pass it on from generation to generation."

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