After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Ying Shao still had nothing to investigate, and laughed with his junior brother.

Lan He's identity was spread in the circle, and the juniors were inconceivable when they first found out about it, thinking that this person is too good at pretending.Then, just like everyone else, he used it to play tricks on the master.

Ying Shao's master didn't understand these Internet languages, but asked, "What is Lan He's behavior? Isn't Lan He..." The legendary impermanence?He took good care of his disciples.

Ying Shao's younger brother immediately explained, how to use the word "Lan He", "Isn't it written on his hat that 'everyone is here'? Whenever someone says something like this, it can be said that the other party's behavior is Lan He. ..."

Lan He: "..."

Did this entry enter the underworld dictionary?

Ying Shao's junior was talking enthusiastically when a stewardess over there saw Lan He woke up and took off her blindfold. Because she liked him very much, she immediately walked over: "Mr. Lan, do you need water or a towel?"

Lan He: "Oh, no, thank you."

Brother Ying Shao who heard the voice: "..."

Master had never heard Lan He's voice: "What's wrong?"

Ying Shao and his younger brother turned their heads slowly, their legs were weak and their faces turned pale.

The stewardess hadn't left yet, seeing the situation, she said strangely: "Sir, are you all right, are you feeling well?"

Lan He was still in the mood to smile: "Hello, do you want to sign?"

Ying Shao: "Yes, yes..."

Only then did the stewardess feel relieved. It turned out that she had such a strong reaction when she saw a star she liked. She blushed and said, "I also really like your work."

Lan He generously expressed that he would sign all of them. When writing to Ying Shao, he smiled and said, "Write to wish you improve your acting skills, too?"

Ying Shao: "...OK."

The stewardess looked at Ying Shao curiously, "Are you an actor too?"

Ying Shao wanted to cry or not: "Yes, one hundred and eight lines..."

After the stewardess left, Lan He flicked his forehead alone, "Lan He's behavior? Let me show you what Lan He's behavior is."

Ying Shao covered his head in disgrace and changed the subject: "Wrong, wrong, I will introduce you, this is my master!"

Ying Shao's master smiled and said, "I am Ying Shao's master, Ma Qinghui. It is thanks to you to take good care of him. In fact, these boys also admire you very much."

"Yes, yes." Ying Shao's younger brother said pitifully, "Master, and my master is also from Miao people, so they are all from our own family."

Hunan is such a big place, so Miao people are not relatives, but Ma Qinghui's hair is also gray, so it's definitely worth calling out as an old man. Lan He said: "For the sake of the elders, I will only play once today."

……

The destination of the flight was the provincial capital of Hunan Province, Lan He chatted with Ying Shao and the others at first, then continued to sleep.When they arrived at the airport in the provincial capital, they parted ways and had to transfer to the city where Lan He's family was located.

It was already evening when we arrived home.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw my uncles and aunts were there. They all came to Lan He's house as guests, and greeted him enthusiastically: "Lan He is back, yo, and brought friends? He is so handsome, is he also an actor?" ?”

Lan's father laughed dryly. Contrary to his son, he is not very good at acting.And I said it at this time, what if everyone knows the truth in the future.

On the other hand, Song Futan greeted them naturally. It's strange to change from a friend to a boyfriend: "I'm Lan He's (male) friend, come back with him to feel the atmosphere of Miao Nian, hello, uncle and aunt." Bring your own gifts.

Teacher Long just hesitated for a moment, and then accepted the gift: "Come on, you're still so polite, you haven't eaten yet, I'll warm up the dishes."

Lan He also greeted the elders one by one. They were also planning to leave, so they only said to Lan He: "If you want to feel the atmosphere, you should take it to the village."

Everyone in this city is Sinicized, and the New Year's festival atmosphere is not as strong as in the village. If outsiders imagine the scene, they have to go into the mountains to see it.

After they left, Lan He's grandmother who had been sleeping early was also woken up by Lan's father. She came out on crutches and muttered something in Miao language.

Lan He hugged grandma and introduced to her: "This is Song Futan, my friend."

Grandma nodded, said hello, and asked Song Futan to eat.

"Hello." Song Futan didn't understand, and always felt that there should be more than just greeting, so he looked at Lan He hesitantly, "I don't understand Miao, can you translate it?"

Lan He: "Huh? She speaks Mandarin."

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He: "..."

Teacher Long laughed, "Haha plastic mandarin, the accent is too strong, it's nothing, just let you eat."

Lan He's grandmother lived in Miao Village for most of her life, and she only spoke Miao language for a long time. Her Chinese was really average, and she had a heavy southern accent. She spoke Mandarin with Lan He's friends in a serious manner. Song Futan thought she was talking about Miao language……

This made the atmosphere much more relaxed, and Lan's father tried his best to be friendly and authentic: "The dialects in the north and the south are still very different, and the pronunciation is different in ten miles in the south."

During this period of time, he also consulted a lot of information, and also read Song Futan's works. Regardless of his sexuality, the other party is quite good.

Song Futan: "Cough... yes."

He caught a little cold and coughed twice. Grandma pointed at him when she heard this: "Rabazai?"

Song Futan: "... Laba porridge?"

Lan He smiled and said, "Grandma said Laba had a dissection, that is, pinching butterflies. I told you, my grandma also learned some herbs in the village before, which can cure some minor ailments. Isn't the shape of the breast like Butterflies or moths, so those related to the lungs are called moth disease. If symptoms of lung diseases such as coughing and wheezing appear, pinch and prick the acupuncture points in the butterfly-shaped part, which can be cured. "

Moreover, the Miao doctor concluded that different diseases may cause changes in the part of the butterfly, such as butterfly spots, such as reddish and yellowish skin, which is called Bacaedon, and brown and gray are called Bacaedon.

Song Futan lowered his head and thought about it, with the collarbone as the midpoint, the front chest really looks like a butterfly.

Grandma enthusiastically asked Song Futan to pinch him, and said that it would be all right, and took him to the air-conditioned room and told him to take off his clothes.

Lan He went to help Teacher Long. The hot meal was cooked and a side dish was cooked. When it was brought out, Father Lan was peeking at the door of grandma's room. He and Teacher Long walked over curiously.

I saw my grandmother picking acupuncture points on Song Futan's back, pinching both sides of the spine, and said in plastic mandarin with a strong accent: "Lan He was often frightened and had a fever when he was a child, so I pinched butterflies for him. His grandfather always used Their methods, I say you use yours, I use mine..."

Song Futan only understood the key words: "Lan He? Hmm...he will be more tired in the crew, but I urge him to eat. Sometimes he makes some soup, but he can't eat too much."

Grandma: "Haha, your body is not bad, this place is very swollen when pinched."

Song Futan: "Well, grandma pays attention to her body, I think you are in good spirits..."

These two people couldn't understand what the other was saying at all, so they chatted calmly for 10 minutes, and sometimes they could match up subtly.

Father Lan was inexplicably moved by seeing it, closed the door, and said to Teacher Long: "It was the same when I went to your village. I don't understand Miao language at all, and if I talk to your relatives, I just talk hard."

Just like Father Lan treated him normally because of Lan He, Song Futan was also because of Lan He.

Teacher Long laughed for a while, "You said that, I almost couldn't tell that you were praising Xiao Song, I thought you were praising yourself."

Father Lan blushed, "Ahem."

Grandma's ears are not very good, she can't hear anything else, she heard Father Lan coughing through the door, and shouted: "Who is coughing?"

"It's okay, Mom, have you pinched it, come out to eat." Father Lan said.

Song Futan put on his clothes and came out, he and Lan He ate, the three elders watched and saw that the meal was almost done, grandma said: "Tomorrow Lan He will take me back to the village."

Lan He originally thought that she heard herself say that Song Futan came to see the characteristics of the Miao nationality, but after thinking about it, she felt that the wording was wrong, "Is there anything going on in the village?"

This is still three or four days away from the real day.

Grandma said: "A relative has been suffering for half a year, and he is getting discouraged. Go and see him off."

Depression is what they mean by death. Grandma, a relative, didn't make it through the New Year and left. She's going to see her.Lan He quickly agreed.

Lan He and her parents tacitly waited for Song Futan to stay for a few days and get along with them before chatting, so they rested first at night. Fortunately, there were four rooms at home, and Song Futan lived in the guest room that Teacher Long had cleaned up in advance.

Although the matter of Song Futan will not be mentioned for the time being, there is another matter that needs to be asked.

Teacher Long asked Lan He: "Are you... still fishing for the vagina?"

At that time, Mr. Long found out about Lan He's meal in the underworld. He said that there was a reason why he had to do it, and it would be fine in the future.

Lan He didn't know how to answer: "Yes, but the frequency is much lower, so you don't have to worry about it." After all, the town has been settled, and he has made a name for himself. Those who covet Song Futan also have to be afraid of him. Usually, the underworld is busy, so it's much easier to help.

Only then did Teacher Long feel relieved, and instructed: "Then you send grandma to the village tomorrow to be careful, and don't let the grass ghosts in the village find out."

Grass ghosts are called Gu here, because in the past, most of the women passed on Gu skills, so they were called "Grass Ghosts" or "Gu Po".

Now in the cities outside, some powerful Gu masters are regarded as honored guests by nobles.

But in the Miao Village, everyone fears and hates Gu Po.Because people who have raised Gu must release Gu every once in a while, otherwise they will feel uncomfortable all over.

In the past, the village was very closed, and releasing Gu would harm the people and animals in the village.

These Gu raisers usually don't show it. Everyone guesses who raises Gu in private, and they don't dare to offend them.

When Lan He was a child, a well-known local Gu master wanted to accept him as an apprentice, but was rejected.Perhaps because his grandmother is a Miao doctor in the village and knows how to dispel Gu, and his grandfather is a clothesmaker, even if the other party is narrow-minded, he can't do anything about it.

……

The next day, Lan He drove her grandmother up the mountain in the family car, and she also brought Song Futan with her. On the way, her grandmother was still muttering: "People get discouraged at night, and when the time comes to go home, don't get too close, lest you get too close." was taken away..."

Here, the time to lose energy is emphasized. It is better for men at night, and for daughters during the day.If a woman loses her temper at night, she is afraid of going alone and wants to find someone to keep her company.

Lan He said, "It's okay, I should have hired someone to do it."

The grandma sighed and said, "Now there is nothing to lead the old priests and Taoist priests across the street. They all go outside to earn money. The old bosses in the village are very young, and the old ones have been dead for a few years."

Laosi is the name of the Miao people for wizards. As opposed to Miao Laosi, there is also Ke Laosi, the name for Han wizards.The so-called leading across the street means that the old company has a certain level and is quite powerful.

There are old priests and Taoist priests here, and everyone has a different division of labor. Compared with the other side of the capital, because there are too many mages who eat underworld food, the service division is very different, and there are only a few types here.Generally, for things inside the house, such as being haunted by evil spirits, you can go to the old master, and for things outside the house, such as funeral ceremonies when people lose their temper, winding coffins, chanting scriptures, etc., you can go to Taoist priests.

Lan He said a few more words of comfort, and after about two hours of mountain road, they arrived at the village.

The village was built on the hillside, with winding paths. Lan He and Song Futan supported their grandma on the road, bypassing the houses, and mostly heard Miao language in their ears.

When approaching a fork in the road, Lan He heard Chinese.

"My God, Master is too good at acting, and Homecoming is just different."

"Usually swearing at people, don't mention Duoswen just now, master this time, Lue Lanhe."

Lan He: "..."

After walking a few more steps, Lan He met Brother Ying Shao who was chattering.

As soon as Ying Shao saw him, he sprayed, "Ahem, ahem!!"

Grandma immediately had a conditioned reflex: "Laba..."

Lan He held her grandmother down, and said with a half-smile: "You use this term quite a lot."

Ying Shao and his younger brother walked over, and were kicked by Lan He one by one.

"Master, why are you also from this village?" The younger brother said with a mournful face.

"I still want to say why you are here. I have never met your master." Although Lan He grew up in the city, she would accompany her grandmother to the village from time to time. There are not many people here. Fortified, he wouldn't be unimpressed.

"Master has been out and about for many years, and I have always wanted to come back to have a look, and this time I heard that a childhood elder passed away, so I decided to come back this year." Ying Shao pointed to the family behind him, "I am visiting relatives. Come on, Lord, I heard that many people in a village are relatives, it seems that everyone may really be a family."

Lan He asked: "Grandma, do you know Ma Qinghui?"

Grandma was thinking: "Ma Qinghui...it seems to be..."

When Ying Shao and the others heard that it was Lan He's grandmother, they came to ask for their health, and then, like Song Futan, they fell into the vortex of grandmother's plastic Miaopu.But grandma seemed to really have an impression of Ma Qinghui, saying that she hadn't seen him for many years.

"Yes, my master went out very early." Ying Shao said excitedly, it's terrible, he is going to become relatives with Lai Ye.

At this time, Ma Qinghui came out from the main room and said "Hey" when he saw them. After walking over, he looked at grandma again and said in surprise, "Cousin, is that you? I'm Xiaohui."

Grandma completely remembered: "Xiaohui, yes, Xiaohui! You haven't come back for a long time."

Ma Qinghui bowed to grandma, moved and said: "I miss you and Grandma Long the most, but it's a pity that I didn't see Grandma Long for the last time.

, His family still refuses me to burn paper. "

"How can you not allow it?" Grandma said angrily.

Ma Qinghui's tone was flat but firm: "Because I raise grass ghosts, but I already plan to go again at night."

Just now he went to be a guest in someone's house. Even after decades, people still treat him with an attitude of being afraid and not daring to offend him.

Grandma froze for a moment, then looked at Ma Qinghui's fingers, "You really..."

Ma Qinghui introduced lightly: "Yes, these are my apprentices, and they are also grass-raising ghosts. But don't worry, aunt, I won't put Gu on everyone casually."

"...That's fine." Grandma introduced blankly, "This is my grandson, and his friend..."

"I know, we know each other." Ma Qinghui smiled at Lan He, "I didn't expect that you are really relatives. Speaking of it, we are brothers."

"Brother." Lan He looked at Ying Shao again, "Brother, no, big nephew..."

Ying Shao: "..."

I thought I became relatives with Master Lai, but I didn't expect the issue of seniority, they are still a generation shorter!It turned out to be the brother next door, but now it's a big nephew!

"I still have a few families to visit. You should also visit Grandma Long. You go first, and we'll see you later." After Ma Qinghui finished speaking, he strode away with his apprentice.

Grandma sighed, and said to Lan He and Song Futan: "His mother originally married into our village. His father died early, so his mother took him alone. Because he is beautiful, some men will help him chop firewood. When fetching water, people said his mother was a grass hag, and they laid a venomous spell on others, and all isolated her. Later, some children in the village were slandered, and they all blamed his mother, and went to his house to beat her up. His mother fell ill later, and only I will pay attention to Grandma Long and send some herbs."

Grandma Long, like grandma, is a Miao doctor, but even if they testify that Ma Qinghui's mother is not a grass ghost, no one will believe it.Later, Ma Qinghui's mother died of illness, and Ma Qinghui did not return after leaving the village for many years, and unexpectedly became a real Gu master.

But Grandma Long's descendants also know how to use herbal medicine, so they are probably not too afraid of others raising Gu, so they dare to stop Ma Qinghui.

Song Futan was thoughtful: "A considerable part of the legend of Gu Po is just that people want to eliminate dissidents, just like witches in the West."

Lan He really didn't know this. He didn't grow up in the village, so he had heard some legends about Gu masters and Gu women, but he didn't know that there were still some people who were wronged.

These people don't understand Gu skills at all, so people are gradually scared and bullied, and they are bold enough to break their Gu skills—it is said that to crack Gu skills, you can just smash the containers that raise Gu skills .Everyone can smash it openly.

Thinking about it this way, Ma Qinghui is really a victim. Such a childhood gave him a rebellious mentality, and he was even determined to really raise Gu.But during this period, his mentality may have changed again, and he never came back. He didn't go back to the village until he was at this age.

"Let's go." Grandma said, and after another opening, I arrived at Grandma Long's house.

Her coffin was parked in the main room, and the whole family wore mourning, and the words "It's a big event" were pasted on the door, telling everyone that the family was holding a funeral.

When Grandma Long's son saw grandma, he rushed up to greet her, "Auntie, you are here."

"Hey, I'm here to see off Ah Feng." Grandma wanted to go into the main room to see her old friend, but was stopped by her son, "Auntie, just burn the paper here, don't go in, the Taoist said my mother left at the wrong time at night , I can’t even put on the shroud, so I have to take someone away to accompany her.”

Grandma said sadly: "I am at this age, if you want to take me away, take me away."

Grandma Long's son was speechless, "It's not like that..."

Grandma is older than him and has a bit of prestige, so he doesn't seem to catch up with Ma Qinghui.

Lan He blinked and said, "Uncle, I'll cut a paper man and stick it at the door, so if you want to take it with you, you can take a substitute."

Grandma knew that Lan He and his grandfather had learned paper-cutting, so she agreed, "Yes, it can be cracked with paper figurines." Although she only knows some herbs, she has lived a long time and knows some methods of old priests and Taoists.

The other party looked at Lan He in surprise, and carefully identified: "You are...my aunt's grandson." He didn't watch TV much and didn't know that Lan He was an actor outside.

Lan He: "Yes." He pointed to Song Futan, wanting to introduce Song Futan.

Grandma Long's son is also surnamed Long, and his parents have the same surname. This person doesn't have a good memory. He only knew Lan He when he was with grandma. However, he has always been unwilling to reveal that he can't recognize him. He pointed at Song Futan and said: " This, this is also from our village, I haven’t come back for many years, but I remember, it’s our row..."

Song Futan: "..."

Song Futan: "No..."

Uncle Long interrupted him: "If it's not in this row, they must come to play often, and often with him, I remember."

Lan He: "This is the first time for my friend from out of town."

Uncle Long: "..."

Uncle Long said expressionlessly: "Oh. That's it."

Lan He wanted to help the paper-cutter, but Uncle Long still pulled him and said, "Don't worry about it, you young man! You don't know the rules in the village, and the Taoist priests in charge have already said that you have to be buried hastily. There are more people watching, otherwise I will see the eyes of my old lady, and I will take you with me at night, and I will make you die on the spot!"

Lan He: "..."

…Sorry, not only am I not afraid of dying on the spot, but I can die repeatedly, and after I die, I can even give your mother a ride.