After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

This vest fell off, just a lot of troubles.He has been pretending for so many years, and he has never encountered such a scene of being coveted by foxes.

There are dense foxes in front of him, staring at him with bright eyes, raining henna on his body, Hu Men really only has one way of seduction, which is to send trial kits wildly.

Lan He said dumbly: "Don't lose it, don't want it, if you have to give it to Mao, there is an idiom called Jixichengchengqiu."

The foxes are not intimidated at all:

"Don't do this, you try first."

"Is it true that every time you give you a little hair, you will take us all? That's okay, I will pluck the armpit hair now."

"Remember, I'm Hu 170, and I'm practicing in xx mountain..."

"I don't have any other skills, cooking is very delicious."

"You are so rich, take us all!!"

Lan He had a headache, so he took them all away. Jinjiang had long since refused to leave the harem. He said, "Just kidding, don't give me armpit hair. I don't want to open a breeding farm. Don't bother me anymore, or Miss Hu will find out. You will suffer."

Hearing Miss Hu's name, the foxes really flinched, but quickly said:

"Baojianfeng comes from the sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold!"

"Where there is a will, there will be success!"

"The three armies can win the commander, but the common man cannot win the ambition."

Lan He: "..."

Those who don’t know think what you are doing, so inspirational, isn’t it just poaching?

They are all more educated than Hu 79.

Moreover, each of them is very courageous.There should be quite a lot of people who know that Lan He is the master's underworld creature. Even the incense he makes is very delicious, and it has spread.Want to say that other fairy families are not moved?It must be heart-wrenching, but, who cares about Miss Hu, who dares to seek refuge without authorization.Only Hu Men, dare to think and dare to do!

"I really don't want it anymore, it's enough." Lan He couldn't be too loud, so as not to be heard, he turned around and hugged Miaomiao, who was still sobbing, from the unconscious Chen Xingyang.

When the foxes saw it, those who had expertise in this area all stretched out their hands: "I'll help you take care of the children."

"Hurry up and he won't cry." Lan He fooled, "I'll take these nails for now, you go back and wait for the notice."

Otherwise, he was really afraid that the fox would follow him all the time while filming, and Chen Xingyang would not be the only one who would faint from fright.

Although these Humen have read some books, they can't understand Lan He's prevarication routines, and they think that they really have hope to participate in the next interview, "You can also go, then you have to remember which is which first, so that you will know later Who to notify."

Lan He: "...OK."

He found a piece of white paper and put his fingernails on it. Every fox signed up, and he wrote the corresponding number.

"Okay, the registration is over, you can go back."

After achieving their goal, those foxes disappeared into the night mist with satisfaction.

After they left, Lan He swept all the wholesale nails into plastic bags, put them away, and then went to press Chen Xingyang's people.

Chen Xingyang woke up in a daze, his mind was blank, and after looking at Lan He for two seconds, he said in horror: "Nails... Laughter... Will-o'-the-wisps!"

Lan He patted his face twice: "What laughter. The will-o'-the-wisp is gone."

"Nails, the window opened suddenly!" Chen Xingyang got up to look, but there were no more nails on the ground, and the window was well closed, "You... did you close the window? Did you see that the window opened suddenly? Where's Miaomiao?!"

"Here, it's fine. Just now you were talking nonsense, and you fainted. The window has never been opened." Lan He asked him to look at Miaomiao who was sitting next to him. You're startled."

Miaomiao: "Ah, uncle..."

Chen Xingyang: "..."

really?

Miaomiao hasn't learned so many words yet, so she can only watch Lan He lie to his uncle.

Lan He: "What did you eat at night, food poisoning and hallucinations? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

His expression was as if there were no windows, fingernails, or laughter, at least he didn't see it.

"Impossible..." Chen Xingyang rubbed his head and sat up, "You really didn't see anything? Forget it, even if there was, you definitely wouldn't be able to see it. Damn, I'm too unlucky..."

"Don't scold in front of Miaomiao." Lan He covered Miaomiao's ears, and said nonchalantly, "I guess you were frightened by the will-o'-the-wisp, so hypnotize yourself, and make Miaomiao cry."

Chen Xingyang felt in his heart that it was clearly true, but Lan He said it so firmly that he could not refute it. After all, he had seen it himself, and he was envious of Lan He. With his upright and awe-inspiring physique, he was not afraid of anything.

"Okay." Chen Xingyang stood up, looked outside, and there were indeed no more ghosts, and he was still a little ignorant, but to be honest, he didn't dare to leave here now.

Driving into the city at night, court death.Instead, stay by Lan He's side, it should be safer.

"Well, that's it. When I have to take a shower, I won't close the door. You stand at the door and accompany me." Chen Xingyang said.

Lan He: "...not so."

Chen Xingyang pleaded: "Just promise me, I'm really scared."

"That's good." Lan He was just pretending. In fact, he understood Chen Xingyang very well in his heart. He had been frightened a lot since he was a child, so he couldn't tell.

Those who are not very courageous are really not suitable for eating underworld food. Take those four great sects of immortals as an example, that is to say, when they encounter Lan He, he has already been impermanent, so they choose to give them trial clothes.

If they want to change to an ordinary person, if they want to call someone a god, they must first punish this person and torture them.This can be regarded as a training for the disciples, and sometimes it is also for the disciples to open up their kindness.

——The family immortal just blesses the family regardless, if it is a disciple of the altar immortal, he will go out to see things after opening the hall.That would inevitably make him encounter all kinds of training in advance, in addition to the constant harassment of the Xian family, he would also deliberately let the disciple see ghosts.Among other things, perseverance and courage must be practiced first, just like Lan He, not every talented person is courageous enough.

Some disciples feel pity for pilgrims who are entangled by soulless souls and want to help them.But this is only a good beginning, and after the disciple starts to spread the Tao, he will encounter more things, and maybe he will also have greed, so it may not be a good end.

In short, this is why some people become delirious and crazy for a period of time after being taken by the immortal family.

In fact, other yinmen industries are roughly the same. Those who are impermanent like Lan He, wandering between yin and yang, have channels to communicate with the underworld, there must be various dangers and temptations, and they may not necessarily end well.

At this moment, Lan He was lamenting his experience again.

However, Chen Xingyang got out of bed and wanted to take a hot bath. When he saw a piece of paper on the table with a lot of numbers written on it, he asked strangely, "What is this?"

Lan He came back to his senses, it was just now that he registered the immortals, they didn't write their surnames, since they were all Humen anyway, they only wrote their ranking numbers.

As soon as they left, Lan He casually put away the nails, leaving the piece of paper in place.Besides, some immortal families took advantage of Lan He to take care of Chen Xingyang, and drew a red line under their names.

"Oh...the lipstick number." Lan He said casually, "Let me remember it for someone."

"I'm afraid you're going to endorse lipstick, so why don't you remember it for your partner?" Chen Xingyang pointed at the red line and said, "There's also a red pen to highlight the key points. I'll remember which brand it is."

Lan He recalled what he had seen, and made up a random brand.

Chen Xingyang searched and found out: "This color is really pretty, so I'll buy one as a gift."

Lan He glanced at it, fluorescent pink, "It's really pretty!"

The two had fun together for a while, one felt that he had copied the homework, and the other felt that he made up a random color number and it looked pretty.

Then Chen Xingyang went to take a bath, and Lan He hugged Miaomiao and sat at the door to accompany him. In the middle, Chen Xingyu packed up and came to pick up Miaomiao. Seeing Lan He sitting at the door, there was the sound of water inside: "??"

She was shocked, "What are you doing, don't you have a date?"

Lan He: "..."

Chen Xingyang shouted inside: "No! I'm afraid!"

Chen Xingyu: "..."

Because of this day, later Chen Xingyu sold his younger brother crazily, and Chen Xingyang's reputation of being timid followed him for a long time.

……

After finishing this scene, Lan He went back to rest for two days before turning the scene again, and stuffed the bag full of nails into the TV cabinet.

Hu 79 knelt down and smelled it, his expression changed: "This is..."

Lan He: "Oh, a group of foxes came to me, but I refused them all. In order to let them leave, I have to accept these."

Hu 79 was furious, "These little vixens!!" She suddenly stood up, and said to Lan He, "You let them go, are you really reluctant to part with them, so you brought back your fingernails as a nostalgia."

Lan He: "..."

...Did this fox really forget that she also came here like this?

Hu 79: "Did nothing really happen?"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "Otherwise, all my ingots and incense will be drained by you, and there will be none..."

Coming to immortals and going to horses is a big deal, even Bai Wu's ears are pricked up when talking about such things.

Hearing this, Bai Wu weakly reminded Hu 79: "It should be true, you forgot that the Zun family didn't even want us to raise it."

"..." Hu 79 casually snatched his glasses away, "Shut up."

Bai Wu stretched out his hands and walked away, "Give it back to me..."

Suddenly, he touched an object that was narrow at the top and big at the bottom, and there seemed to be a long strip connected behind it. He quickly withdrew his hand and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Master Liu."

Liu Shisan: "??"

Liu Shisan lying on the gun: "Damn it, I'm here, what you touched is the lampshade!!"

Bai Wu: "...!"

Lamp, it seems!

Lan He: My good fellow, once bitten by a snake, I'm afraid of well ropes for ten years, how can you be afraid of desk lamps?

Liu Shisan cursed secretly, each of these white gates is blinder than the other.The floor lamp next to the sofa is a bit longer and the lampshade is a bit rounder.

Since the invention of glasses, immortals can wear lenses. 200 years ago, those white immortals recognized people by their sense of smell, just like Liuxian's head. Their eyesight is a major defect besides autism.

With a flick of his tail, Liu Shisan rolled the glasses from Hu 79's hands and wanted to return them to Bai Wu, but Bai Wu's glasses were mortal things, and Liu Shisan couldn't control his strength well, so the glasses shattered.

"Crack."

Bai Wu: "..."

Liu Shisan: "..."

Bai Wu: "... Is it the sound of broken glasses? Who?"

Liu Shisan wanted to admit it, but felt that it would be detrimental to the majesty of the real dragon, so he swallowed the broken glasses with one mouth, destroyed the corpse, and said, "It's a fox."

Hu 79: "??"

Two lines of tears flowed down Bai Wu's face. Hu 79 used to steal his glasses from time to time to tease him, but now he crushed his glasses.She can really do it, Hu Men is too cruel.

It's hard to live.Bai Wu curled up under the sofa.

"It's not me!" Hu 79 reached out to dig under the sofa, "Come out, I'll tell you it's Liu Wu!"

Liu Shisan showed no guilt on his face, and even said angrily, "How dare you recklessly grab and bite!"

Hu 79 only said quietly: "I don't have a good brain, and I know how to deceive people. If it was really me, wouldn't you kill me immediately, and why would you talk nonsense."

Liu Shisan: "..."

Liu Shisan danced wildly, and really wanted to beat Hu 79 to death for her to see.

Just as they were arguing, Song Futan came down from upstairs: "It's time, turn on the TV, Lan He's guest show is about to air."

In a word, both Hu 79 and Liu Shisan stopped their hands, and sat on the same sofa watching TV in harmony, Liu Shisan also reminded Hu 79 to turn on the live broadcast on the mobile phone, Hu 79 giggled and said, "You still need to say. "

Lan He pondered, did Song Futan control it intentionally?

Seeing Song Futan come over and hug him, watching the program seriously, as if aware of his gaze, he tilted his head and kissed his cheek, and he didn't know whether he was talking about Lan He on TV or Lan He at this moment: "Really cute."

Lan He: "..." Okay, maybe it was unintentional.

When Lan He was about to return to the set, he saw Miss Hu and Hu 79 who had come to eat vegetarian food holding hands, like sisters loving each other.I was a little surprised at the moment, because Miss Hu was mostly sneering at Hu 79.They can't start a fight yet, if they quarrel hard, they will even bring Bai Wu and Song Futan along with them.

Miss Hu: "Your sister has worked hard. Although we were not born to the same mother, we have not been born to five clothes. We are connected by blood. What's more, we are all in the Lan family. We are immortals in the altar. There are only two Humen, so we should love each other. , assist Xiao Song together, and serve the Zun family."

Song Futan: "..." Why does he have a name here?

Hu 79 also buried her head in Miss Hu's arms. She was a little shorter than Miss Hu: "Big sister is right, you are mostly in Miaogan Mountain. I will definitely remember your teachings and learn from you."

The two sisters had a good chat, and Miss Hu even promised Hu 79 to use her name to do things in her name.

Then, Hu 79 got into Lan He's suitcase.

It was only then that Lan He suddenly realized, she laughed and said, "I said you two are so close, and you want to fight against foreign enemies together?"

At the moment of poaching the corner, Miss Hu knew how cunning her fellow sects were, so she naturally joined hands with Hu 79, and spent more time with Lan He, who spent more time than herself, closely following Lan He, preventing other fairy families from taking advantage of the vacancy.

Hu 79: "Hee hee, why not, I just take care of you personally."

Liu Shisan also sneered twice beside him, as if he looked down on Hu Men's pettiness.As a wild Immortal, True Dragon, and Thirteenth Master, he is confident that no matter how many Immortals come to him, he will have the highest force value.

Hu 79 heheed: "I did this, isn't it also for your own good?"

Liu Shisan: "???"

What's the meaning? ?

Lan He didn't refuse, because in the current situation, it was indeed more convenient for Hu 79 to follow, and if there were any ghosts, she would stop her first.

……

In this way, Hu 79 was closely guarded by the crew, and the two-and-a-half-month filming was completed, and the many lipstick-like Hu Xian did not find a chance to sneak in.

It's also the year of Miao Nian. Lan He played a video in advance to explain to his parents that he had a boyfriend. He said it tactfully at first, but his parents are both teachers, so the logic is very clear. I understand.

"You mean you..." Lan's father was so shocked that it seemed that the video was stuck. He wanted to urge Lan He to find someone, but he didn't expect that Lan He wanted to go back to visit after finishing speaking, so he explained the matter.

Teacher Long reacted a little faster, "Is that Xiao Song?!"

She didn't know many people in the Lanhe circle. She met Song Futan and Chen Xingyang last time. In comparison, she felt that Song Futan was more similar.

Lan He: "Well... yes, and he also, that."

He gestured and didn't say it directly, but his parents understood the meaning, even Song Futan could see ghosts.

Lan's father didn't know Xiao Song. He was usually very gentle, so he couldn't say anything fierce at this time, but said in disbelief: "You never said it, showed it... it's because your parents don't care enough about you. ? This is not a joke, have you figured it out, you may be confidantes."

When he thought of his son's unique experience, he felt that he was very insecure because of it. After meeting someone who had the same experience as himself, he was even more together.

"So I want to take him back and have a chat with his parents face to face. We are indeed serious." Lan He said.

The mentality of the parents in the world is similar. Although Lan He's experience is not as miserable as that of Song Futan, his parents are also very concerned about this, and they are both teachers. The Queen of God seriously asked about Song Futan's identity and agreed to have a face-to-face interview.

After talking about this, Lan He felt more than half sure, and felt much more relaxed, "Where is grandma, let me say hello to grandma."

"Grandma is still taking a nap. You booked the flight and told us that I'll cut your flesh in advance." Teacher Long's mind quickly turned to Lan He's coming back. Regardless of the outcome of the final chat, his son is busy with work, okay? Easy to come back, "And if you bring that hedgehog back, I'll wash it for you."

Lan He: "...hahahahaha no need."

Poor Bai Wu, he probably dare not go back with him.

Father Lan was fidgeting, he didn't know much about it, he couldn't say a few words just now, and now he even wanted to look up the papers on homosexuality immediately.

Seeing this, Lan He chatted with them a few more words before hanging up.

The time of the seedling year is different in different places, but they are all auspicious days after the autumn harvest. Like Lan He's house, it usually falls in October of the lunar calendar, which is around November of the Gregorian calendar, and lasts for half a month.

Lan He didn't take Jiaxian back home, but told them to stay at home obediently.

Liu Cuitang said foolishly: "I really can't go?"

Lan He: "No."

Liu Shisan let out a hiss before walking away, like a flat tire.

……

Lan He and Song Futan got on the plane from Beijing to Hunan together, because they slept too late last night, they put on blindfolds on board.

Lan He was almost falling asleep, and felt a few people sitting in the front row, and one of the voices was very familiar.

"Master, come, sit by the window."

"Okay, hey, the apprentices are promising, and they can all afford business class..."

"You want to go back for the holidays, that's a must!"

Um?Isn't this old neighbor Ying Shao?

Lan He hasn't met Ying Shao for a while. As a Gu Master, although Ying Shao is from the Northeast, his master is indeed a genuine Hunan Gu Master.

Lan He had never met Ying Shao's master before, and was about to lift the blindfold to say hello, when she heard Ying Shao's younger brother say: "Hey, master, I really don't want to go, every time I meet my master, I have to suppress and despise you." I."

Ying Shao said affectionately: "Forget it, Junior Brother, everyone is here. Those who celebrate the new year are all from the same sect, he is the elder."

Junior brother: "..."

Junior brother: "Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what kind of Lan He behavior are you doing!"

Lan He: "??"

What, can my name be used like this? ?

The author has something to say: Bai Wu, who didn't wear glasses, entered the lamp factory: Ah, snake nest!