After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Fang Xiayun was dumbfounded. He worked so hard to invite Master Sike, Lan He had even added Master Sike's WeChat, and was still boasting in Moments?

Then why did he owe such a big favor to investors? ?

Fang Xiayun immediately took a screenshot and asked Lan He: [How did you and Master Si Ke know each other? !Very familiar? ? 】

Lan He: […]

It was only then that Lan He realized: 【You invited Master Sike? 】

Fang Xiayun typed excitedly: [Yes!My first choice is Master Siming, who can’t be invited, and then Master Sike, if Master Sike can’t come, I plan to invite Master Qingyun or Master Jingming! 】

He reported a long list of his plans.

Lan He, on the other hand, looked at these familiar names and fell into deep thought...

How should I put it, Fang Xiayun should be praised for his good vision, and all he wants to invite are mages with real skills?

All of them have seen him lose his vest, added him on WeChat, and are lying on his list.

If Fang Xiayun added to the list of invitations all at once, he would find that Master Sike was not the only one who was queuing up to boast.

Lan He: 【Oh... That's it. Director Song Qiyun introduced me to the master of Juehui Temple before, so I have a little friendship. If I knew that you wanted to invite Master Sike, I would have told him directly. 】

Fang Xiayun calmed down now, Song Qiyun?

Song Qiyun is indeed not simple. A few people in the circle also know that he has some contacts with Juehui Temple, although they don't know the reason.Before Lan He filmed "Ghost Fun" under Song Qiyun's hands, it was said that there were ghosts and gods, so maybe I took Lan He to ask for advice at that time.

... But it still doesn't make sense that Master Si Ke praised Lan He so embarrassingly!

Fang Xiayun tried his best to find a reason. Maybe Master Sike fell in love with Lan He at first sight?

Fang Xiayun regained his calm tone: [Oh...that's your chance, it's even more coincidental, you still have to go to class on weekends. 】

Lan He responded, and casually divided those mages into special groups. He felt that he should be more careful when posting to Moments in the future, and make good use of the visible function of grouping.

This is not over yet, Fang Xiayun thought that Lan He and Master Sike knew each other, although it was shocking, it was better.

On the day of the appointment, Fang Xiayun and Lan He went to pick up Master Si Ke. He found that Lan He had brought a stick, and asked casually, "What is this?"

This mage Fudo's stick has been left here with Lan He, and Lan He still wants to return it, but Mage Fudo directly said to give it to him. The old man spends more and more time in meditation, and most of the things are left to Sikong. It's a big hit.

Holding the Linji stick, Lan He felt that learning Zen would be beneficial. After all, it belonged to an eminent monk. Even though it was an ordinary wooden stick, it had been dyed into a magic weapon.

But now that Fang Xiayun asked, the stick changed from a trekking pole to something else.

Lan He: "Oh...the yoga stick I use for practicing yoga. I'll practice after I'm done."

Fang Xiayun said with interest: "I heard that you know yoga, you can hold your breath and pretend to be dead, and you can use wooden sticks..."

Lan He: "Hey."

Fang Xiayun: "Can the thigh reach the top of the head?"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He was in a mess, only to see Fang Xiayun laughed and said, "I've heard people talk about this joke, so let's play with it."

"I'll just say..." Lan He said speechlessly, "Why are you suddenly playing retro old tricks?"

When we arrived at Juehui Temple, Fang Xiayun sent a text message to Master Sike, and he came out after a while. Fang Xiayun got off the car and opened the rear door, "Master, please."

"Thank you." Master Si Ke said politely, and greeted Lan He, "Mr. Lan."

Fang Xiayun looked normal, just like an old friend.

Master Si Ke was about to go up, but when he saw a familiar wooden stick at Lan He's feet, he took a breath and hurriedly said, "Well, I'll sit in the front and go."

Fang Xiayun looked confused. He was also thinking that Master Si Ke and Lan He knew each other, so he deliberately let them sit in the back seat together, "It's okay, you two sit in the back, and I will be the driver."

"No, no, no, don't squeeze Mr. Lan anymore." Master Si Ke moved forward with his monk robes lifted.

Fang Xiayun: "??"

How could Master Sike dare to sit side by side with Lan He? It's okay to come to the master, but there is still the abbot's magic weapon at the feet of the master! !

Few have seen Lan He fight with this stick.

Others see it as an ordinary wooden stick, but to those who are knowledgeable, this stick has a great reputation in Juehui Temple and even the entire Buddhist circle.However, Si Ke didn't know that the object was in Lan He's hands, and when he recalled Lan He jokingly saying that he couldn't move the mage to praise him for having a Buddha's heart, the meaning was even more different.

He was not that surprised that this thing was in Song Futan's hands.

Originally, Lan He was respect for Master Lai, but now he has more respect for Fang Zhang's magic weapon, how dare he sit in the same row.

When he went to the place to attend classes, Master Sike was even more cramped. He held the abbot's stick in his hand, and when he taught Zen, he always felt that he was a little...not qualified.

and!

Master Sike peeped at Lan He secretly——

It was a blow to the head, but not every monk is qualified to accept it.

Master Fudo's Zen style is fierce and fierce. If you hit it with a stick, you will be enlightened, otherwise you will suffer in vain.However, not every monk can ask for advice from the immovable mage at will, and he will be punished if he wants to.Otherwise, with so many monks, Master Fudo would stop knocking on the wooden fish every day, and just knock on the heads of all the monks.

Since the town of Wuqiao, Master Fudo has gradually stopped going out.It's the same as family immortals, such as Bai Daxian, who have reached a certain level of cultivation and then go to the mountains to meditate, regardless of world affairs, this stick, no one has endured it for a long, long time.

To be honest, Master Sike misses the feeling of epiphany, which is the characteristic of their Linji sect.He is not a direct disciple of Master Fudo, he is also of the Si family, and he has not received as many teaching opportunities as Si Kong.

So while he was in class, he glanced wildly at the wooden stick that Lan He placed by the table.

When Fang Xiayun went to the bathroom, Master Sike took the opportunity and said, "May I come here?"

Lan He: "???"

Lan He: "...Don't call me Lai Ye, you can call me Mr. Lan or Lan He." He was very cautious, even if no one would pay attention, "Also, what do you mean by coming, I am not Don't move the mage."

It's not that he doesn't understand, it's just that he can't believe it.

Master Si Ke said shyly, "Don't you have the heart of a Buddha?"

Lan He didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm just bragging about it. The abbot praised me and fell in love with me. Could it be that I can really become a Buddha? He said this is for me to fight ghosts." Calling people is two different things.

Master Si Ke broke into a sweat, and he didn't expect Lan Heguang to use it for fighting, "But, the abbot has entrusted this thing to you. Besides, this thing has been imbued with great wisdom and has become a magic weapon. Try it."

When Lan He thought about it, this had indeed become a magic weapon, just like Song Futan's rosary, and he carried it with a bonus to understanding, maybe, it could really be useful?

Master He Sike stared at Master Sike for a while, then suddenly picked up a stick and knocked on Master Sike, and said: "The abbot gave it to me only because I have also contributed to Zhenwu Bridge."

Unexpectedly, he explained again. Master Si Ke only felt something flashed in his mind. He struggled to catch the flash of light, and murmured: "I have been taught, yes, all Buddhas and World Honored Ones came from the world, and all things have sentient beings." That is the heart of Buddha..."

It is impermanent, with a compassionate heart, even if you have a Buddha heart, you can also get a Buddhist magic weapon.

Master Sike had a successful epiphany and bowed to Lan He on the spot.

Lan He quickly helped him up: "I can't do it..."

Master Si Ke just thought that this is what it should be.

Lan He murmured: "In case you are seen, just invite me to the banquet next time."

Master Sike: "..."

Besides, Fang Xiayun, he just went to the bathroom, and when he came back, he found that the class situation had changed.

Master Sike... seems to have more respect for Lan He, to the point where he can't even tell who is teaching whom.

After the class, Fang Xiayun said: "Master, thank you for teaching us today."

Master Si Ke immediately said: "If you don't dare to be, I also want to thank Mr. Lan. I also learned a lot, and you are also my teachers." As he said this, his eyes were fixed on Lan He.

Lan He: "..."

Although Lan He was an outsider, half-intentionally made him realize that he was still a teacher.Furthermore, not only Buddhist disciples can be teachers.The good fortune boy aroused his bodhicitta and paid homage to 53 virtuous teachers, including lay Buddhists, cooks, teachers, old people, children, etc. After 53 visits, he gathered merit.

Therefore, as long as Buddhist disciples study, as long as they have strengths, even heretics can ask for advice, not to mention that Lan He still can't use the magic weapon of the mage to instruct him.

Fang Xiayun was at a loss.

Lan He smiled and said: "You are joking, thank you."

This alone is fine, but Fang Xiayun hasn't figured it out yet. As a result, in the second class, Master Sike put the Master Qingyun, Master Jingming, etc. that he had imagined before, as well as the Masters he hadn't imagined but heard about. brought them all.

Master Si Ke: "Hehe, I deeply feel that I have shortcomings. These few also admire Master Jing Sheng, and they each have their own strengths. Let's learn the nine subjects at the same time."

Lan He: "..."

Fang Xiayun: "???"

Lan He was speechless, did I make a mistake, you guys came to lecture or just called!

Even if they found out the reason one by one, and their acting skills were natural, Fang Xiayun still noticed a subtlety, whether they admire Master Jing Sheng or Lan He.

He forced Lan He to ask, "What is your status in the Buddhist world?"

So many experts rushing to teach?

Lan He: ...not for teaching, but for epiphany.I'm just a tool man.

Lan He sneered and said, "I don't have much status, maybe it's because Director Song introduced you."

Fang Xiayun: "Is Song Qiyun so big on face? How many mages have I introduced to you? Have you been shaved secretly? Let me see if you have a wig???"

Lan He: "..."

A good director is about to go crazy.

Lan He plucked his hair to see if it was true, but there was nothing he could do about it, and said half-truthfully, "No, I just introduced Master Fudo to me, I don't know why, Master Fudo likes me quite a bit, I sent him a signed photo."

Fang Xiayun choked for a long time before saying: "... You should have said something about this relationship."

Lan He: "Oh. After all, I don't trust them either."

Fang Xiayun: "..."

If Fang Xiayun was [-]% satisfied with Lan He at first, now he is very satisfied.

Later, there was another event, and the reporter mentioned the controversy over actors on the Internet. Fang Xiayun said categorically: Unless Master Jing Sheng is resurrected, he believes that there is no more suitable actor in the circle than Lan He!

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Besides, Lan He has chosen an auspicious day to bring Miss Hu home.

His cat villa was not placed casually. The location of the God of Wealth Building could either be designated by the Xian family, or it could be built in Baihufang, which is on the right side of the gate, or someone could do the math.But no matter what kind, it must be cultivated on the pure land, that is, it has not been trampled by others, so it cannot be cultivated on the road.

The front yard is full of lawns, Lan He chose a place next to the wall to put the villa.Song Futan also wrote a couplet, which was pasted on both sides of the door opening of the Cat Villa.

When the day came, Lao Bai also came over, he recovered from his injury, and said he would come to see Miss Hu's housewarming, but in fact everyone knew that he wanted to see a good show.But Lao Bai will only be shameless and authentic, no, everyone is relatives.

As soon as Lao Bai came in, he saw a snake coiled on a tree, with its head poking down, surrounded by a plastic cover, just like a trumpet.

Lao Bai was shocked, and looked at the snake: "Fourth...does he really wear a trumpet?"

Liu Shisan hissed and spat out the letter, "You know fart, this is called Elizabeth Circle."

Lao Bai: "...?"

I understand, I think you don't understand...

This Elizabeth ring is also called a shame ring because many cats and dogs wear it after neutering.

"Hang it up a little bit." Lan He was instructing Hu 79 to hang the colored silk on the top of the Cat Villa. It will hang for a month to celebrate Xian's move in.

Hu 79 was sour. When they moved in, Lan He was taboo about his identity, so he was never so grand.She wanted to live in Baihu's place, but she also said that there was a fire exit on the right side of the gate, so she would not be allowed to live there.

Lao Bai drifted over: "By the way, if you're going to pick up the fairy family today, you should avoid looking around at the scene, you know all of this, right?"

Lan He said "Huh?", and looked at Bai Wu: "No way, all four eyes are taboo?"

This is too unfair to Baimen.

Bai Wu: "..."

Bai Wu: "...not me, but pregnant women."

Only then did Lan He wake up, oh, it was said that the woman was pregnant and had four eyes attached to the child, so he thought it was a mockery of Baimen.

"No, my doors are locked, this yard is my own." Lan He said.

Lao Bai compared his thumbs to Song Futan, and when he opened his mouth, he wanted to have a wave of yin and yang.

Song Futan took the lead and said, "How is the daughter-in-law, is the oil pan off?"

Lao Bai: "..."

Laobai said listlessly: "I have already been sent to the underworld, locked in a heavy prison, I spent some money to take care of it, and locked her closer to the place where Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva prays."

Lan He looked at Lao Bai in surprise: "You still spend money on her? I thought you..."

Lao Bai had always been very indifferent to Shuiyue before, he didn't even want to hear the story of his previous life, and he was determined to arrest her.

"We are indeed strangers, and I am not the person she knows. I just sympathize with her, but I can't let her have any more illusions. Her evil thoughts are deep enough." Lao Bai's dead face actually revealed There was a trace of sadness.

Lan He almost doubted whether Lao Bai had thought of his past life, so he took care of Shuiyue without showing his whereabouts.After all, if Liumen is successful in practice, he will be influenced by his previous life to become a love brain.

But Lao Bai's injury was only a matter of a second or two, and he quickly said to Lan He: "I'm so poor to take care of it, you can give me some more money."

Lan He: "..."

Looking at this dead state, I only think of it a little bit, and I don't have much conscience.

"Ahem!" Lan He clutched his chest and took two weak steps back, fell into Song Futan's arms, and said in deep pain, "Nie Zi."

Lao Bai: "A dramatist."

Lan He: "Go away."

Lao Bai: "Father!" He stepped forward and rubbed Lan He's hands, "Die Yuanbao has worked hard, the money can be given later."

After a while, the auspicious time came. Lan He piled up the incense tower and ingots, and made incense in the direction of Miaogan Mountain. A wisp of cigarettes came to the altar. Miss Hu came with the incense mist, and looked at the colorful silk hanging with satisfaction. There is a wooden cat villa with couplets on it, and there is her memorial tablet inside. Yingying smiled and bowed to Lan He, "Respect the family."

The others also said, "Congratulations, Miss Hu."

Miss Hu waved her hand generously, and invited everyone to eat the incense tower provided for her, "Come, let's eat vegetarian food together."

Lao Bai picked up the cigarette and said with a smile: "Miss Hu is here, can this tablet be moved?"

Not bad!

A fairy family must have an order, and when a newcomer comes to the fairy family, it is even more important to decide where to line up, so that every fairy family is satisfied.

Is it according to the depth of the way, or is it high or low?

Miss Hu smiled faintly: "First come first, first come first, what's the problem? Besides, Hu Huangbai Liu, I am the head of the Hu family, and I have some dignity under the seat of the empress. Even Liu Shisan should not have any objections."

Not to mention that Liu Shisan didn't have top cancer, even if he did, he was considered an adopted son, and he didn't even have a tablet, so there was really no point in arguing with them about order.

As for the remaining Hu 79 and Bai Wu who might raise objections, they couldn't beat Miss Hu, so they had to admit it.

What's more, one of them sneaked in while the other sneaked in.

Therefore, Miss Hu's tablet is undoubtedly at the forefront.

Hu 79 also grabbed Bai Wu, brought a fruit plate, and said, "Big Sister, I'm on the same page with your sister, and it's normal for the assassins. Now that the Zun family's vest has fallen off, let's guard it so that no one will come in again. "

Miss Hu: "Well..."

"However, now that Miss Hu is under her father's door, we still have a child." Lao Bai said again, insisting on doing something.

But Miss Hu is a Hu family after all, so there is no reason for Lao Bai to watch the excitement. She glanced at him with a half-smile, and couldn't be rebutted: "Whoever is the youngest, do it yourself. I was born to be the boss. Brother, Understand?"

She's out of her mind, she's the boss, what other people are ranked, how to fight, who is the youngest, it's none of her business.

Lao Bai: "..."

Lao Bai, Hu 79, and Bai Wu looked at each other a few times, and took stock, uh, this...

……

Lan He and Song Futan stood aside, clearly seeing the movement of the immortals in the yard. On Miss Hu's side, Lao Bai, Hu 79, and Bai Wu gradually passed by, and they gathered together to chirp, and they didn't know what it was House fight or something.

Liu Shisan didn't notice anything, and was enjoying himself on the tree with his trumpet on, while watching TV dramas while eating.

After a while, Lao Bai called out to Liu Shisan as he passed under the tree: "Old Wu, do you want to eat fruit?"

Liu Shisan: "?????"

Lan He: "..."

...Why, they were bullied by a snake?

Liu Shisan slid down from the tree in one fell swoop, chasing after Lao Bai and yelling, "Damn you guys are sick! You're playing with me!!"

He had just been forced to accept that he was the fourth child... He didn't even figure out why he was the fourth child, so he changed it again? ? !

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