After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Although the vest fell off, everyone couldn't take advantage of the verbal advantage, and they were helpless to fight back by Master Lai.

Everyone just laughed at each other.

"The next time the master's movie is on, you can't book the show?"

"Our Master Jiang voted for Master Lai."

"Ah? What are you voting for? I recite scriptures all day long, but I don't know about it."

Even Sikong couldn't help but said: "My master has a signed photo of Mr. Lai, and he told me at the beginning that he just admired it and thought he was handsome."

He knew something ahead of everyone else, but he couldn't say anything, and he was a little panicked.

The mages can't laugh or cry, the Fudo mage is really...

Lan He said: "That's right. Master Fudo and I have been friends for many years, and the master has certified that I have a Buddha's heart!" This is what Miss Hu told him, and he thought it meant that he was kind.

Everyone: "..."

This rascal... No, this is okay?

Sikong was speechless.

This has to be admitted, since the first time Master Fudo saw Laiwuchang, he treated Laiwuchang differently, so he also gave him the Linji Cudgel. Don't look at Wuchang as belonging to Dongyue Yinsi, but Master Fudo commented on it with a verse He said, "A person who is not vulgar is the bone of a fairy, and being passionate is the heart of a Buddha."

The Taoist priest of Dongyue Temple jumped up: "Come on, don't talk about it, I will tell you that you will change jobs later!!"

Seeing that the heavy rain gradually stopped and the clouds dissipated, after several hours of darkness, the capital returned to daylight, and Black and White Wuchang also had a direction, so I came here.

Black and white impermanence is even more difficult to see than ordinary errands. Some mages at the scene saw the famous Xie Bian and Fan Wujiu for the first time.

As soon as Lao Bai saw Xie Bi'an, he stood up grinning his teeth, completely forgetting that they still failed to catch ghosts with him: "Xie Ye... You have fulfilled your mission! I caught Shuiyue for you!"

Everyone: "..."

Shuiyue: "..."

Liu Shisan: "You are too shameless, what do you mean you caught it?"

Lao Bai is all for licking idols, and he said embarrassingly: "It's just omitting some, after all, all of this is because everyone saved me, rounding up is me catching."

Liu Shisan: "...Benlong didn't want to save you."

Lao Bai: "It's also aimed at my partner, the same."

Lan He was already used to it, and the others only found it strange to see Wuchang arguing with Liu Xian.

Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi'an saw that Shuiyue had been subdued in the bottle, they were very satisfied, Fan Wujiu slightly nodded and said: "Thank you, all the immortals and mages, today coincides with Ye Yao, almost let the little ghost get his way, and will surely Make a note for everyone in the book of good and evil in the underworld."

"rustle……"

The mages all said: "Master Fan is very polite, thank you very much!"

Xie Bi'an: "It's been so long, we're going to take Shuiyue back and return. Lai."

Lan He heard him calling herself, "Huh?"

Xie Bi'an raised his chin, and said meaningfully: "You have also accepted Miss Hu from Miaogan Mountain, so you have to work hard in the future, don't just know that you are busy with work in the world all day long."

Before Lan He could speak, Fan Wujiu had already pulled him, and said calmly: "Don't meddle in the affairs of the world."

Xie Bi'an turned his head and ignored him.

"rustle……"

Lan He smiled indifferently: "I'm just doing what I can, trying to balance it."

However, since Miss Hu has completed the golden roof, and the Zhenwu Bridge was completed a while ago, the five towns are well-equipped with light and shade, and the capital is safe and secure, so there will probably be less crises in the future, and they can live a more peaceful life.

Dealing with the harassing ghosts running towards Song Futan, and helping Lao Bai to win the soul, it is quite easy to think about.

Thinking about it, he turned his head and looked at Song Futan, exchanging a clear look.

"rustle……"

Both Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi'an nodded lightly, then slowly looked towards the direction where the faint "rustle" sound came from, "What is he doing?"

Lan He turned his head, and from his angle, he could see that Wang Lili was sketching, and it was Xie Bian and Fan Wujiu.

Lan He: "You..."

Wang Lili looked up, only to realize that he was stared at by Black and White Impermanence and everyone: "I'm sorry, inspiration has come."

He had never seen Black and White Impermanence, how famous these two were, and although they were eerie, they were different from the frightening appearance with the huge long tongue in the legend, so he wanted to draw them at that time.

Xie Bi'an's tongue stuck out, and it hung down to his chest, and he said sadly: "I want to save Master Xie's picture, what school are you from—"

Wang Lili: "..."

Ah, it is such a tongue, it turns out that there really is one.

"Thank you for your forgiveness," Lan He smoothed things over, "This is our colleague in the mortal world, and you can also be regarded as my partner. I have never seen your heroic appearance."

Since Wang Lili is a policeman, after seeing him a few times, he has developed his courage and can still laugh: "Sorry..."

"Seeing that you are a policeman, I will let you go." Xie Bi'an said, "Let's go!"

"and many more!"

Shuiyue's voice came from the bottle.

Xie Bi'an paused, his expression very impatient.

Shuiyue cried and said: "I know, after this trip, you will definitely hand me over to the underworld, and I will never see you again. I want to say a few words to Bai Ruyi, about our past lives."

Xie Bi'an is used to seeing all kinds of ghosts with obsessions. He has long been tired of hearing which ones have no stories of their own. It's just because Shuiyue wants to tell Lao Bai that Lao Bai was tricked by him and Fan Wu anyway. Xiang Laobai.

Lao Bai immediately said: "Who wants to listen! I don't know you anymore!"

Xie Bi'an: "No one wants to listen, you better go."

Everyone was indifferent, and even Lan He didn't show any expression. Shuiyue had roughly said before that he could figure out the framework of the story in his brain and finished the fight. It seemed that there was really no need to listen to the boss's story.Especially for the ghost in question, this is just a past life, and Shuiyue herself is haunted by evil thoughts, so she is entangled.

Liu Shisan: "I want to hear it."

Lao Bai: "..."

Shuiyue: "..."

other people:"……"

Lao Bai rolled his eyes straight: "Listen to your size, what does it matter to you?"

Lan Hehan said: "People want to tell Lao Bai, so if you want to hear it, you must say it."

Liu Shisan was furious, and wanted to get up to reason, but when the wound was involved, he hissed.

He didn't do anything, Bai Wu lay on the ground and cried loudly, "You're moving again..."

Liu Shisan: "..."

Lan He supported her forehead and said, "Well, can you let Shuiyue talk about it." Not for anything else, but for Bai Wu's life.

Shuiyue was let out, fell to the ground, looked at Liu Shisan who was squatting in front of her, the corner of her mouth twitched, and there was a circle of people around them doing their own things indifferently, drawing sketches and playing with mobile phones , crying so much... She said dumbly, "I don't want to talk about it anymore."

"Are you kidding me?" Liu Shisan smashed Shuiyue's head against the wall with one blow, and the blow was extremely ruthless.

Shuiyue: "... I was a little nun before I was alive. I practiced with my master for [-] years. The master said that I have the root of wisdom, and I can prove Bodhi in the future. But that day when I went down the mountain, I practiced under a tree and met a little Taoist priest. We fell in love with each other, so I returned to the vulgar and went down the mountain to live with him. It’s just that he was injured when he was expelling the Hanba. I tried to prolong his life, but I couldn’t keep him. I wanted to rescue him from the underworld, but it didn’t work. , but put himself in. Moreover, when I was imprisoned, he didn't wait for me, and went to reincarnate by himself...became Bai Ruyi, and then he was still doing impermanence in the underworld, and he didn't remember me at all. Later, I thought about it, I just wanted to revive myself."

The way Shuiyue tells the story is emotionless, which makes people admire that she can tell the little nun's moving heart so calmly. The sentence of going down the mountain alone can write at least [-] words in Jinjiang.

Liu Shisan listened to her dryly with a serious face, "That's it?"

Shuiyue: "Yeah."

Liu Shisan felt cheated, without any hot spots or details: "Go away."

Shuiyue quickly got back into the bottle, even a little impatient.Demons have pride.

After Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu left, the matter was completely over.

Lao Bai was also preparing to go back to the Yin Division to recuperate from his injuries. He winked at Miss Hu, "When will Miss come to Xiaolai's house?"

"That depends on Xiao Lai." Miss Hu smiled slightly, "I went down the mountain to announce the good news."

For a moment, Lan He felt that she looked like a big scumbag who was forced to marry, and that the other party was Miss Hu who had worked so hard for the capital and was taken advantage of.

"You've worked hard, miss." Lan He applauded Miss Hu first, and said helplessly, "Miss is in charge of the affairs of Miaogan Mountain, so I will set up a tablet for you at home. When you are tired or hungry, you can go Come down for some incense?"

Miss Hu covered her mouth and smiled to prevent her saliva from dripping down, "I just said this casually, since you want to set it up, then remember to use a pine wooden tablet."

Lan He: "...Okay."

……

Lan He promised to make a memorial tablet, and then built the God of Wealth Tower, and then invited Miss Hu to descend to the altar in a grand manner, and Miss Hu went back satisfied.He did go back and book a new cat villa.

Lan He, Wang Lili, and these mages all exchanged WeChat IDs, and promised to add them when they came back to life.

There were too many people today, so Lan He finally said without hope: "Don't just go outside and blow up my vest. If it blows up, I will say that you are blackmailing me."

It means it's best not to say it, and I won't admit it if I say it.

Everyone smiled awkwardly, and the outside world is hard to say, anyway, the industry probably can't hide much...

After her soul returned to her body, Lan He ordered another city-wide errand, and got an Elizabeth circle at the pet hospital.This thing is in the shape of a circular arc, with Velcro on the edge, which can be stuck on the pet's head so that it can't lick its own body.

After they got home, the errands almost arrived.

Lan He unpacked the package, and threw away the bags with words such as "pet protection cover", "spray medicine to prevent biting and licking", "for large dogs" and "recovery after surgery", before Liu Shi, who came to the house to recuperate, Three said: "Fourth, you put this on."

"What is this?" Liu Shisan had heard him say before that he wanted to buy an Elizabeth ring, but he had no idea what it was.

"If you stick it to your neck, your tongue won't be able to lick the wound." Lan He said, "Tighten it up and get stuck."

The human shape is fine, the snake shape has no neck, and I'm afraid it will slip off, but the good thing is that Liu Shisan is from a fairy family, so it doesn't matter if you tighten it a bit.

Bai Wu took the Elizabeth ring, fiddled with it, figured out the effect, felt it was very good, opened it and wanted to wrap it around Liu Shisan's neck.

"Wait." Liu Shisan sneered, "Why do humans invent this kind of thing? Do you have tongues as long as mine?"

Unless, this is not for human use.So what exactly is it useful for?

Lan He was shocked. She didn't expect Liu Shisan's IQ to ask such a question. Is this an extraordinary performance under suspicion...

Song Futan lowered his head and searched a few times, and showed Liu Shisan the painting of ancient foreign court figures on it: "This thing is called an Elizabeth ring, and it is a kind of decorative neck collar that was popular in ancient times abroad. This is an upgraded version, with a more minimalist shape. Elegance, Lan He just thinks it can cure your habit."

Lan He looked at her boyfriend's appearance, as if coaxing Bai Wu and Hu 79 into a terrarium back then...

I lied to the snake, he lied, this is what love looks like.So Lan He also said loudly: "Yes, look at this material, it's also waterproof. There are magic stickers on it, which can be attached repeatedly, which is very convenient."

"What, it's still waterproof?" Liu Shisan touched the Elizabeth ring, and it was sure that it was not wet. He hurriedly said, "Put it on for Ben Long."

Bai Wu observed the wound on Liu Shisan's neck, then stood behind Liu Shisan, circled Elizabeth around, and stuck the Velcro tightly, and the horn-like cover was firmly stuck on his head.It was as if his head had grown out of a horn.

Liu Shisan stuck out his tongue, and the snake letter bounced on the soft plastic around his face, unable to reach the wound.

Hu 79 looked familiar, she often went to the neighborhood to tease the dog, "This..."

Lan He: "Ahem."

Hu 79 shut up.

After wearing it, Liu Shisan felt that he was quite noble, in line with the temperament of the dragon family. Although it was a bit uncomfortable not to be able to lick it, but he could bear it, turned his head, and said with a relaxed face: "Not bad."

The news that Lan He hinted at the endorsement press conference that he would really play the role of Master Jing Sheng quickly spread. The crew only thought that Lan He wanted to make some news, but it was already decided anyway, so they agreed.

Now it's lively, and the scope of discussion expands instantly.

Some people think that Lan He is quite serious, knowing that there is a meeting with monks downstairs, and went to listen to lectures and ask for advice, but some people think that there are limitations in the end, and they should not find someone who is too beautiful to play Master Jingsheng.

[Disagree, disagree, disagree, Lan He doesn't taste like Master Jingsheng! 】

【Why, have you heard of Master Jing Sheng?Now that the director has been chosen, doesn't Director Fang know better than you?See you at the show! 】

[The crew also said that they will arrange training for the actors. I believe in Lan He's professionalism]

[Training is enough, does your Lan He have that wisdom root? 】

【Why is the upstairs so sour? Could it be that you were so mad that you didn't choose the right one. 】

[If you have the roots of wisdom, you still have to go to the world of Buddhism?Playing a layman requires an actor to have wisdom, the more he talks about it, the more funny he is! 】

[I remember that there used to be an actor in the circle. After playing the role of a monk, he studied deeply and kept studying, and then he became a monk himself? 】

【……do not scare me】

It's a bit controversial, but it's all within the normal range. After observing the public opinion, Lan He's company thinks there is nothing wrong with it. The fans basically expect Lan He to play a completely opposite role under the leadership of the leader.

Director Fang Xiayun was busy finalizing the training camp, and didn't pay much attention to online discussions. No matter what he said, he had his own ideas.

This training camp kept Fang Xiayun very busy for a while.Other characters are easy to talk about. Lan He's course needs to find a mage to teach some Zen.He found a lot of connections before he joined Juehui Temple.

Although Master Jing Sheng was not a monk in Juehui Temple, but in a small temple, most of the temples in the capital, including that small temple, had been demolished long ago.Moreover, both belong to Zen Buddhism, Juehui Temple is still a great temple of Zen Buddhism.

Given the status of Juehui Temple in Beijing, Fang Xiayun never thought about Master Fudo, nor could he be compared to the second-in-command Master Sikong. He had communicated with a Master Siming, but he didn't have time. Fortunately, he finally got through the relationship with investors. , I contacted a Master Sike in the temple, and the other party was willing to help.

Although this mage is not the top mage in the temple, he is a well-known figure when he is released, and he has also published Buddhist works.

[Hello, I am Fang Xiayun. I need you to teach our actors a few lessons about Zen for the film we are planning to shoot recently. I wonder when the mage will be free? 】Fang Xiayun respectfully sent a WeChat message to Master Si Ke. Although he is a well-known director in the industry, he still puts it relatively low in front of this master.It is said that the master does not like to make phone calls, so everyone is sending text messages. After Juehui Temple has Wi-Fi, there is an additional WeChat.

The head of the mage is the tree in the temple, and the name is the dharma name. The reply is relatively slow, after all, he is a monk.

Master Sike: [Hello, I heard from the introducer.I'm free on weekend afternoons. 】

Fang Xiayun knew that people were trying to save face for the introducer, and he didn't even ask what movie they were in—would the master care about this name?

【Thank you!I will pick you up then, and I have some problems myself, I hope you can call me! 】Fang Xiayun agreed to pick up Master Sike in person, and took this opportunity to ask for advice. After going ups and downs in the circle, it is inevitable that he would like to ask an expert about some life problems.

Master Sike: [Okay, I dare not speak out, I know everything. 】

I don't know if Fang Xiayun thinks too much, but he always feels that Master Sike's words are plain and plain, but with a sense of alienation, which is really not comparable to ordinary people like them.

Fang Xiayun didn't dare to bother Master Sike any more, and after he finished speaking, he poked Lan He again.

Fang Xiayun: [Already found a good teacher, save time this weekend afternoon, I will take you to the master class! 】

Lan He replied quickly: [Okay. 】

Fang Xiayun was worried again, and asked: [I believe in your professionalism, and you also learned about Zen in advance.However, I would like to remind again that it is not easy to invite this master, the kind that everyone offers wherever he goes.At that time, you must be respectful, don't mention your atheism, just treat it as philosophy, you know? 】

Lan He: [Yeah, director who knows, I must be careful! 】

Fang Xiayun was relieved after giving instructions. Fortunately, although Lan He was a young actor, he was considered a relatively stable one among the ones he had seen, so he opened the circle of friends.

I happened to see that Lan He had only posted a Moments message 2 minutes ago, no wonder he replied so quickly just now.

What Lan He sent was a multi-storey cat villa, with the accompanying text: "After the construction is completed, there will be new residents..."

There are already some mutual friends replying below, praising the beauty.

Fang Xiayun smiled faintly, well, young people like to keep some cats and dogs, he just liked it, and then continued to browse.

After a while, Fang Xiayun saw the new message prompt and clicked on it. The ID made his heart skip a beat, Master Sike?

God!Master Sike actually commented on me! !

Fang Xiayun's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that I am so wise that Master Sike can comment on it for me?

He took a closer look, and the content of the comment was: [[Qiang][Qiang] built it by himself?It's a very beautiful house, I want to live in it, hehe [happy]. 】

Fang Xiayun went in in a daze, only to find that Master Si Ke was commenting on a mutual friend, Lan He.

And Lan He hasn't even replied to Master Si Ke's embarrassing blow, and is replying to other friends who left messages first.

Fang Xiayun: "......??"

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