After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Lan He not only knows how to make incense, but also builds Xiangshan.

Three long sticks of incense are built into a frame, and other incense sticks are stacked up according to the shape, and piled up into a tower shape with a lower part and a smaller upper part-so this is also called an incense tower, and the middle is empty for easy burning.

When Lan He was on the Fragrant Hills, Miss Hu could feel the smell, staring at him on the Fragrant Hills, her eyes gradually became straight.

That's right... this is life impermanence. Although he is delicious, it doesn't mean that he doesn't have something she likes to eat, such as these incense sticks...

After setting it up, Lan He lit the fire and lit the incense. With a "bang", the flame shot up from the bottom, and a thick fragrance wafted up.The burnt incense ash is all white, and all of them fall into the incense pool, and the quality is as good as ever.

Lan He saw that the smoke turned into two streams, which entered Miss Hu's and Lao Bai's noses respectively.

It's interesting to say that before it got into Miss Hu's orifice, the smoke first coiled into the shape of a flower, and then was sucked in by her.

Miss Hu took a sip of the incense, her eyes glowed green, the corners of her mouth widened, she sucked and swallowed the incense, her movements were swift and violent.The tip of the tongue is occasionally exposed, and it looks like it can wash its own face.

She thought Lan He was too starving just now, but she didn't expect her turn to be even more anxious than Lan He.

Lan He still wasn't used to Miss Hu's appearance, her eyes began to wander, like ignoring a ghost she didn't want to see every time.He suspects that Miss Hu is in the form of an animal, and Lao Bai sometimes makes a terrifying expression, but he will not have such a beast-like expression.

Adding Miss Hu's surname, Lan He suspected that she was not a human or a ghost, but a fox.

It is said that there are ghosts in the south and foxes in the north. There are many ghosts and ghosts in the south, and there are many animal spirits in the north, especially foxes. There is a saying that "no village without foxes".

Ji Xiaolan said in "Yuewei Thatched Cottage Notes" that the characters are different, and the fox is between the characters;

It refers to the image of a fox who is both good and evil. Since Miss Hu is working here, even though her image is a bit weird occasionally, she should still be a decent person.

Lan He reasoned like this to comfort himself, and looked directly at Miss Hu.

Miss Hu finished eating the incense and sighed contentedly, "It tastes really good."

"That's right, and these are all made by himself. He also folded the paper cow paper horse. This is a strong general of our Dongyue Yin Division." Lao Bai boasted triumphantly.

"He did it?" Miss Hu looked envious. Although everyone is considered a family, her boss is the daughter of the boss of Lan He, but it is different after all. It was Qiqi Ai who said to Lan He, "Where do you live? You go home."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He panicked, what's the matter, she promised her body for a meal.

"This, no, no, it's not good."

Raising vixen?forget it.

Miss Hu looked at her fingernails: "Do you think my nails are too long?"

The length is indeed too long, that's all... Lan He looked at Lao Bai for help.

"Bending your waist just for a few incense sticks, you are going to lose your mother's face!" Lao Bai reprimanded, looked at Lan He and said seriously, "Brother, I don't want to work hard..."

Lan He: "..."

Lao Bai knew that Lan He wanted to resign even if he was impermanent, so why would he support the Hu family? After joking with him, he rescued him: "Miss, you also know what time of day it is, we are very busy, and we don't even care about taking you back." superior."

"Fine." Miss Hu still gave Lan He a regretful look.

……

The gift was delivered, the meal was eaten, and it was time to go back.

The fat baby hugged Lan He's leg, crying and refusing to let him go. Lan He picked him up and said, "I'll come see you later."

"And me." Miss Hu laughed again, and two drops of saliva inadvertently dripped from the corner of her mouth.

Lan He: "...Okay."

Lao Bai and Lan He went down the mountain together, claiming they had something to do, and left in another direction, and Lan He went back to the city alone.

I am an impermanence, and I am not worthy of being afraid of anything.Lan He hummed a song and floated back, but halfway there was the sound of gongs and drums.

Lan He felt strange, this place was in the wilderness, the lights of the nearest buildings were far away, and there were not many cars passing by at night, so where did the lively sound of gongs and drums come from.

He listened carefully, not only the sound of gongs and drums, but also the sound of babbling and singing——

Meng Qing is a Sichuan opera actor, and she has been performing in a teahouse in the capital with her troupe all year round. Although it is called a troupe, it has a modern style and even registered a company.

As a cultural center in the capital, although they are local operas, some people appreciate them.Usually, there will be some activities and performances.

For example, this time, a boss from Sichuan invited them to perform at a leisure villa developed by himself.

A bus took everyone to the leisure villa in the suburbs of Beijing. In the bus, everyone was still discussing. Recently, Hot Pot City wanted to poach their troupe.The actors in the class are basically from Sichuan, and everyone is used to chatting in their local dialect, and the car is full of "guawa".

After arriving at Leisure Villa, the performance will start in the evening, the stage is open-air, everyone seized the time to start makeup.

Today is the classic ghost show, "The Love Detective" from "The Story of Burning Incense".

There are many ghost plays in Sichuan opera. Ghost plays refer to operas with ghosts in the story, or even with ghosts as the main characters. For example, "Wuben Ji" is known as the number one ghost show. This play has a very cute original name - "Ding Ding Dong" "Being a Pot's Ghost", but it is famous for its horror.

However, there are so many ghost plays in Sichuan Opera that it even formed a unique role of dan roles: ghost fox dan.

There is also a difference among them, Guidan and Xianhudan, who play the roles of women who are incarnations of ghosts and foxes.Guidan plays silk, and Hudan plays Lingzi, which is one of Guihudan's most spectacular kung fu.

And today's episode of "Love Detective", Mengqing played the female ghost Jiao Guiying.

Meng Qingzai carefully put on makeup and wiped her face, remembering that in some operas playing ghosts in the past, she hung a piece of paper money on her ear as a symbol.

At this time, Meng Qing heard the head teacher asking: "Where is the Lingguan? Where did the Lingguan go?"

This "Ling Guan" is not someone's name. It is an old tradition in Sichuan opera. Whenever there are ghost plays, especially when there are many ghosts and ghosts like Mulian Opera, in order to prevent ghosts from causing trouble, an actor will be hired—— —Usually the head of the film crew with a colorful face, dressed as the legendary Taoist patron saint Wang Lingguan, came out to guard the stage at the beginning, and came out to sweep the stage at the end, meaning to sweep away the demons and ghosts.

Because it's not a series of big plays, they have simplified these ceremonies. They only need to chant a mantra to suppress the stage at the beginning, and don't even need to speak at the end of the sweeping stage, just use a broom to sweep in all directions.

But even if it's simple, people can't disappear.

The head of the class searched and searched, and finally found someone in the toilet. The colorful face didn't know what he ate wrong, and he had diarrhea.

The class leader pinched his nose to communicate with him for a long time, but he couldn't come out. Usually, he played the role of the spirit official. The class leader had no choice but to find another actor to replace him temporarily.

When Meng Qing was waiting, she saw the substitute Lingguan holding a golden whip and reciting spells in front of the stage.

She couldn't help but said to the actor next to him who played the hero Wang Kui, "Did he pronounce it wrong?"

Wang Kui's actor is called Li Chuan, he also nodded, "It seems to be."

Although they haven't read it themselves, after listening to it for a long time, they can also tell that the person in front of them has made a mistake.It was originally a temporary substitute, and no one in the audience could hear it, so they fooled it.

Times have changed, and no one cares too much.

The fold of "Love Detective" can be regarded as the high court part of "Fenxiang Ji".

It is about the heroine Jiao Guiying hanged herself and turned into a ghost after she died. She went to the study of the heartbroken Wang Kui and killed him on the spot after feeling that he was not a good thing.

Soon, Meng Qing will appear.

She rounded the field, her steps were light and quiet, Ayako moved without wind, and her feet didn't show at all. She really fluttered like a ghost, and her solid basic skills immediately attracted applause from the audience.

With the development of the plot, the soft and beautiful Guidan, after discovering that the scumbag has no heart, suddenly becomes a life-threatening ghost, and the plot is very tense.

This open-air stage performance, at night, always feels cool and windy. Ren Mengqing performed hard, and her body was hot, but she also felt a little cold on the back of her neck.It may be that the sweat is blown and it is colder.

Meng Qing exited the stage amid applause, her legs were a little weak, but fortunately Li Chuan gave her a hand, and the two of them were going to remove their makeup.The stage is set up in the square for the convenience of the audience, and the "backstage" is of course indoors some distance away.

This leisure villa is located in a remote place, you can see the mountains from the inside, and there are only faint lights among the flowers and grass on the road.

As Mengqing walked, she felt a little strange: "Did we go the wrong way, why are there just the two of us?"

They were not the only ones who took the curtain call, there were other actors as well, and the audience also left. No matter how you think about it, it shouldn't be so deserted.

"Impossible, I remember very clearly, I took this path." Li Chuan has a good memory, and he is sure that he did not go the wrong way, but he also felt strange when he saw that there was no one around, "Maybe they took another path... ...Let's go, we're almost there anyway."

No one there, which is really strange.Meng Qing was beating a small drum in her heart, when a voice came from behind: "Miss Meng Qing, Mr. Li Chuan!"

Meng Qing stopped and looked back, only to see a middle-aged man in a tunic suit chasing up from behind. In the darkness, his face was slowly revealed, with big eyes and a high nose, looking at Mian Shan, "Hello, I just saw your The play was really good!"

"Thank you." Meng Qing thought, so she was a fan of the theater, she seemed to have seen him in the audience just now, and she stood excitedly all the time.

The middle-aged man was very enthusiastic, "As soon as Ms. Mengqing appeared on the stage, I felt that kung fu is really good. You caught this ghost's characteristic of "walking from the wind" too accurately. And the demeanor when he killed the scumbag at the end, It really reminds me of Cai Yueqiu! But after all, Cai Yueqiu has a male body and is stronger than you. When I shake hands with him, I can feel that strength. Oh, I digress, anyway, I haven’t seen such a wonderful Jiao Guiying for a long time. What an excellent ghost..."

The richer his expression, the more surprised and suspicious Meng Qing and Li Chuan were.

Without him, Cai Yueqiu is a famous senior, a Sichuan opera actor, and his role as Jiao Guiying is very famous.

It is said that "the king of Zhou often went to the river to absorb water, and Tan Yunxian released Pei in a tryst. The imperial concubine Yang Sulan was drunk, and Cai Luoluo captured Wang Kui alive in the Temple of the Sea." Among the four classics, Cai Luoluo refers to Cai Qiuyue.

However, this statement has quite a history, and it was left over from the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China...

How could this middle-aged man have met Cai Yueqiu and even shook hands with someone!

Meng Qing was feeling extremely weird, and when she suspected that there was something wrong with his mind, she saw the middle-aged man stretch out his hand and said, "To tell you the truth, I know a bunch of old fanciers, and we're getting together tonight. Look. I want to invite the two of you to play a show, so that they can see and see, how about it?"

While beckoning, he also took a few steps by himself.

Only then did Meng Qing and Li Chuan notice their feet, and their blood felt cold just by looking at them.There was no shadow of this man on the ground, and he was floating away.

……

Lan He followed the movement to look for it. He didn't want to look at it at first, but he saw a loudspeaker and a small microphone on the side of the road, which were still in good condition. He felt a little strange, so he went to look.

I saw a crude stage set up in a wasteland. There were two dan roles on the stage. They were all dressed up and they were acting in opposite roles. It must be one of them. .

In addition to the drum class on the side, there were more than a dozen spectators watching intently.

On the stage, the young one pushed the old one: "Pfft, you old bastard..."

The audience in the audience cursed bitterly: "Vicious daughter-in-law!"

Lan He came from the side. He stood not far away, covered by tall grass, and took a closer look.

The two actors on the stage were depressed, but they were indeed living people, but those who played the music and watched the theater, all of them had pale faces and stiff smiles. They were all ghosts or ghosts.

Because of this, even though the two dan roles played one bullying the other, both of them had tears in their eyes and trembling legs.

——Looking at those blue and white faces in the audience, Li Chuan and Meng Qing's guts were scared to death, but they could still persevere.

It's not enough for them to finish one episode of love detectives, these... fanciers, they need to perform another one.The only courage was gradually worn out, and I couldn't help but wonder if I could go back.

Lan He was watching, when he suddenly heard someone behind him suddenly say:

"It's you?"

Lan He thought it was a ghost, but when he looked back, he was dressed in black and had black hair, with a rosary bead protruding from his neck. It was actually the lost soul he met when he and Yan San were sending off ghosts, and he said pleasantly, "Yes. you!"

It's really you.Song Futan didn't come to ask the ghost messenger's name, how big is the underworld, and we can see each other again.

If it weren't for the ghost messenger who was wearing a mask and said "I'm here" on the hat, this should be the only one, and he didn't dare to recognize it.

Seeing the surprise in Lan He's eyes, Song Futan's mood lightened up, and he nodded slightly reservedly.

Lan He looked at him in surprise: "Why are you here, are you dead?"

Song Futan: "..."

Song Futan: "The soul leaves the body."

"No way." Lan He felt something was wrong, "I sent you back that day."

Song Futan stared at him fixedly: "You said 'hurry up the horse'?"

"..." Lan He smiled awkwardly, "I originally wanted to give you a horse, but who knew that there was only... Hey, did it break halfway, and you have been floating until now?"

Song Futan: "I have left my soul again."

Lan He thought it was quite strange, so she didn't say that the frequency of your soul leaving is about to catch up to my life's impermanence: "Leaving your soul again? What did you do? You left your soul again in such a short period of time, and you were also brought by these ghosts." Is it? Since you haven’t broken it, what about the war donkey I gave you? You haven’t lost it, have you?”

Song Futan: "??"

Song Futan: "War donkey...?"

The implication is roughly: how dare you say that.

Lan He: "Is there a problem? I'm a member of Dongyue Yin Division!"

The author has something to say: Lao Bai: I am the fierce general of the Yin Division of Dadongyue!Super fierce!