After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Cheng Haidong chatted at Lan He's house until night before Lan He got up and sent him downstairs.

"Oh, by the way, let me tell you, after seeing the dirty things last time, I went to the temple and asked for a peace talisman when I came back. I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but I slept much more peacefully at night." Cheng Haidong said, He also showed the talisman to him.

Lan He said, "Really? That's not bad."

Cheng Haidong thought brokenly: "Don't keep perfunctory me, why don't you believe me."

Lan He said: "It's not that I don't believe it, but I think you don't think about it all day long, the more you think about it, the worse your spirit will be. And you can go to Juehui Temple, which is more famous. Since they are all bought, it is better to buy time-honored brands, which is more at ease. "

He had only heard that Juehui Temple was famous, but with his previous experience, he knew that Juehui Temple was also famous in Yincha, so he could recommend it to Cheng Haidong.

Cheng Haidong thought for a moment: "Yes, I will go to Juehui Temple later."

When he got downstairs, Cheng Haidong told him not to see him off.

"Be careful when driving." Lan He stood at the door of the building and ordered a few words, and when she was about to go back, Ying Shao also came back.

Ying Shao also took two senior brothers with him, either carrying or holding incense candle offerings.

Lan He's eyes lingered on their roast chicken, and seeing Ying Shao looking at her, she smiled slightly and said, "Are they all liars?"

Ying Shao: "...Yes."

Juniors: "..."

what!

……

As soon as they entered the door, Ying Shao's juniors complained: "What kind of world is this, and you still call yourself a liar."

Ying Shao calmly said: "Then what do you want me to say, tell the neighbor who doesn't believe in evil that we are Gu masters? But he doesn't necessarily know Gu masters, so that means we are a kind of 'household-type religious service provider'?"

Junior brother: "..."

Home, home what?

Damn, it's different after going to university, every time I can't argue with Senior Brother Ying Shao, I don't even understand what he said.

Ying Shao greeted, and the three of them began to set up sacrifices, "Brother, the capital seems to be getting more and more chaotic recently, as Master said, is the chance to get ahead now?"

"I think so, but there are many capable people in the capital, and even the master may not be able to... Hey, let's talk about it after earning enough living expenses." After careful checking, Ying Shao led his juniors to sing "The Song of Burning Incense", In addition, I am also preparing to record a video, which is for employers to watch.

In order to make money, everyone's business scope has become wider and wider these days. In the past, raising Gu ghosts didn't care about requieming souls-the job they took was to appease the souls of the dead, convey the words of future generations, hope The ancestors of the employer had a good life, and they also bless their descendants.

The work of 300 yuan per job is something I am used to.

Ying Shao opened his mouth and sang: "A stick of fragrance travels in all directions, and the city god and ghost send to lead the way—"

The thing about spells, no matter whether they are effective or not, they sound very powerful anyway, and let the ghosts lead the way, and the gods do the work for themselves.

Ying Shao just sang a sentence, and felt the golden silkworm Gu in his heart agitated, as if it foreshadowed something, and then the dark wind in the house turbulent.

"Ok?"

The younger brother looked around, his expression tense, the windows were not open, so there was no cool breeze coming from.

The next moment, a white figure passed through the wall, with a tall hat on top of his head that read "All are here", most of his face was covered by a mask, chains were wrapped around his wrists, and a fan was stuck at his waist. It is the impermanence of the underworld dressed up, and the mouth is: "Who is calling the ghost?"

Three people: "..."

They're all stupid, how come they...really recruited a bad guy? !

It's just bragging, I've never been recruited before, how can the errands be idle every day, and answer their small and transparent activities in the industry as much as possible.

And it only sang one sentence!What level is this, not to mention the master, even the master's master can't do it!

I saw that Wuchang walked towards their altar table very familiarly, and ate the roast chicken.Because Ying Shao is a little poor, the roast chicken is actually only half.As he ate, he said, "What can I do to help? Send a message to the dead?"

"Yes, yes... Excuse me..." Ying Shao hadn't thought of what happened to her before, but felt it was inconceivable.

But the younger brother whispered: "Didn't we invite the City God's errand?"

The city gods of these places are like the city governments of various places in the yang world. Usually, if there is anything, they are first reported to the city god, the first level organization, and then reported to the lower level.

Let's put it this way, it's like they only planned to call the police, but the serious crime team came!

Moreover, the hat on the head of the serious crime team said that it was coming, but they had never seen a few bad things, so how dare they ask this, what if they offend them.

Lan He heard it too, and moved unnaturally, "Oh... I didn't hear clearly."

Three people: "..."

At this moment, the Golden Silkworm Gu moved and sent a message. Ying Shao sensed it, and then suddenly realized: "Did you... save me before?"

Lan He said vaguely, "Maybe, I don't remember."

He said, staring straight at the takeaway fried skewers they brought back.

Ying Shao: "..."

What an unabashed look.

Facing the savior and errand, Ying Shao, who eats food in the underworld, of course quickly picked up the fried skewers: "This...do you want to try it? There are incense..."

Lan He directly ignored the incense, let alone the long-lost fried skewers at this moment, as a living soul, he was not very interested in eating incense.

Ghosts and gods eat differently from humans. It is said in "Zi Bu Yu", "All food and drink should be smelled but not swallowed. Hot things will be sniffed and they will be cold immediately."

When ghosts and gods eat, what they eat is actually "qi", essence, heat, and they don't have to really eat.After the essence is consumed, the food naturally loses its taste, and the food remains the same, and the taste is as light as water.It's hot, and it's getting cold.

I saw that Mr. Wuchang had eaten and drank enough, and wrote a letter for them to take to the underworld, and was about to leave.

"Wait, don't you know your lord's name?" Ying Shao asked nervously.

Lan He didn't even have a stage name in the showbiz, let alone the underworld. He thought of Yan San's words for him, so he said vaguely, "Call me brother."

After Impermanence left, everyone looked at me and I looked at you for a long time, and then I really felt that they just recruited a bad guy!

Ying Shao tuned up the video and saw that although they didn't spend it, they sang a line and talked to the air.Ying Shao's excitement suddenly subsided a little: "Do you think the boss will approve after reading this?"

Junior brother: "..."

Of course... no!

Although they really hired a errand, since they couldn't shoot it, they may have to re-record it to explain to the boss.

Ying Shao looked at the grilled skewers, he only heard that the food that the ghosts and gods finished eating would lose their taste, but he had never encountered the real thing, so he couldn't help but pick up a skewer and taste it...

"How is it?" The juniors also stared at him and asked.Speaking of which, this was originally their supper.

Ying Shao tasted it: "Well...it's true that there is no taste at all, it's a bit like gluten, eh... gluten, then sprinkle some cumin powder and salt, let's roast the gluten and eat it. Don't waste it."

Junior brother: "..."

……

After Ying Shao finished eating, she went out to throw out the trash, just as her neighbor came out with a bag of trash, the two nodded and smiled at each other.

Although Lan He ate it with his soul, he still felt like there was an aftertaste in his mouth, and touched his mouth contentedly.

"Are you having supper?" Ying Shao asked with a smile.

"Yeah." Lan He looked at his garbage bag, "You too."

Ying Shao burped: "I ate some roasted gluten."

Lan He: "...Oh."

What, where is the roasted gluten, why didn't he eat it just now.

Lan He finished folding the paper kraft paper horse for Lao Bai, and he happened to come to get it by himself when he was free.

"Give me some more money! It's almost the eighteenth day of April, and I'm going to go to Miaogan Mountain!" Lao Bai urged.

"What are you doing up there, are you going to participate in the temple fair?" Lan He was puzzled.

Lao Bai looked at him in shock, "Putting up!"

The two goddesses with the most incense in the folk are Mazu in the south and Bixia Yuanjun in the north. One is the sea god and the other is the mountain god.Lan He is from the south, so she doesn't know much about the relationship.

Who is Bixia Yuanjun?Her dojo is in Mount Tai, and her full name is Dongyue Taishan Heavenly Fairy and Jade Girl Bixia Yuanjun, also known as Taishan Empress. She is the immediate boss of Taishan Fujun, the daughter of the Dongyue Emperor who is in charge of the underworld.

That is to say, she is the daughter of Lao Bai's top boss, and others can ignore her. For her birthday, the servants will of course give her a gift—like Yan San, he certainly doesn't need to.There is no need to rush to Mount Tai, that would be too big and too troublesome. If there are temples in your own area or nearby, you just need to make offerings.

There are tens of thousands of Taishan palaces dedicated to Bixia Yuanjun. In the capital alone, there is a saying of "three mountains and five tops". They are all her temples. "Shang Bixia Temple said.

On top of the five peaks, there is a sixth peak, the Golden Peak Miaogan Mountain, which was sealed by the emperor. In the past, the incense was very prosperous, and even attracted many outsiders to come to offer incense.

The paper cows and horses that Lao Bai asked Lan He to fold were firstly used to carry gifts up the mountain, and secondly, they were also considered gifts.

"Let me help you to deliver it together." Lan He took the initiative. In his mind, Miaogan Mountain was a folk tourist attraction, and Su Zhai was somewhat famous.

"Oh, it's not that you don't want to go out to work, why are you willing now?" Lao Bai said this in a rather ambiguous way, but he said immediately, "Then go, the manpower is tight enough now."

……

Miaogan Mountain.

The altitude here is more than 1000 meters. In ancient times, when the road was not repaired, it was very hard to go up the mountain to pilgrimage. It took more than half a day to travel from the capital to the foot of the mountain, and it took a whole day to climb the rugged mountain road.

Now that the roads in the yang world have been reorganized, it is also cheaper for the underworld. After all, many bridges and roads in the underworld are attached to the yang world.

Lao Bai was holding a red light and driving a large group of paper kraft horses full of goods in front of him, and Lan He was also following behind him holding a lantern.If there are people who are less angry, they will probably be able to see two red lights floating in the night.

According to folklore, Yin soldiers pass by, which is exactly the case.

Lan He has been in the capital for several years, but has never been to Miaogan Mountain. I heard that temple fairs will be held here.This time, it was a "business trip".

It was dark on the road at night, and there were no insects or birds singing.

In such darkness and silence, a child's cry suddenly sounded: "Wow———"

The frequency of children's cries was already high. In the middle of the night, in the wilderness, there was no one, and the sudden sound of children's cries made people's scalp tingle.

"...Why, why are there children?"

"Go and have a look." Lao Bai lazily said.

To be honest, this movement was quite scary, Lan He hesitated, although he often sees ghosts, his ability to accept is already higher than ordinary people.

"Can I not go? I feel that I would be taken aback in the past. Ghost movies are always played like this." Lan He has been practicing for so many years. If it is not necessary, ignore it and don't make trouble.

Lao Bai: "Scared? You are impermanent, are you worthy?"

Lan He: "...I'm not worthy."

Before she knew it, she had lost the right to be afraid. Lan He had no choice but to carry the lantern and walk towards the place where the sound came from. She walked a few steps into the grass and raised the lantern to shine a light on it.

I saw a bare-bottomed doll wearing a red bellyband, sitting on the ground and crying, with a cut on the head.There is a steep slope next to it, and it is estimated that it fell down.

Just hearing the crying sound is scary, but the doll itself is not scary. Lan He relaxes, "Where is the child?"

When Laobai saw it, he said, "Oh, yes, I'm afraid they ran out of the temple. In addition to looking after the good and evil in the world, the Empress of Mount Tai is also in charge of childbirth. There are many children in the temple."

He knew that Lan He probably didn't know, so he explained something.The empress is kind-hearted, and some child souls will be taken to her side and given to believers to raise.

"Little friend, are you okay?" Lan He stepped forward, trying to hug the little baby.

Lao Bai said: "Be careful, these dolls are very timid. Last time I stuck out my tongue and cried like something..."

Before the words were finished, Lan He had already picked up the child very skillfully.His parents are both elementary school teachers, and his aunt is also a kindergarten teacher. He can barely be regarded as a family background, and he is quite good at dealing with children.

The bare-bottomed doll didn't look frightened at all in Lan He's arms, and even burrowed into his arms, stretched out her little hand, and took off Lan He's mask.

Lan He took the mask, because he was a child, he didn't care.

Seeing Lan He's face, the child fell in love with him even more.

"I'll blow on the head, it doesn't hurt anymore." Lan He took advantage of the situation and blew on the wound. He wanted to get an injection at first, but after thinking about it, everyone is a soul... Forget it.

"Slightly." Lao Bai stuck out his tongue again.

Lan He: "..."

Do you know why children don't like you?Your tongue is almost touching your chest.

Lan He put on the mask, carried the fat baby and continued up the mountain, and even wove grasshoppers for him, the baby was coaxed into obedience by him.

When I arrived at the Puji Temple on the top of the mountain, I saw a woman in a short coat and skirt counting the naked children around her, and said anxiously: "Is there another one? Is there another one?"

"Taishan Yinsi is very polite——" Lao Bai yelled, and then shouted to the woman, "Miss Hu, let's see if it's a little brat that is rare in your temple, who ran to the middle of the mountain and was picked up by us. "

With so many children, of course it is impossible for the empress to bring and send gifts everywhere, and it is also impossible for the empress to come to this altar to receive them. Naturally, there are errands in such a large temple.

As soon as the woman raised her head, her willow-leaf eyebrows hung down, she was very pretty, and she was overjoyed when she saw the doll in Lan He's hand, but when she smiled, her eyes were even wider, and her mouth was much bigger. She looked a little stiff and weird, "It's so dangerous, so dangerous." , I thought I lost one."

She walked up to Lan He, "Thank you Brother Yincha." Then she caught a glimpse of the child's face and sighed, "It's hurt on the face, I'm afraid there will be marks."

She reached out to take the child.

The chubby baby likes Lan He very much, and grabs his skirt and refuses to let go.

When Lan He saw that Miss Hu stretched out her hand, her nails were long and pointed, she immediately flashed, "Beauty, your nails are too long, it's not suitable for holding a child!"

Miss Hu was stunned.

Lao Bai said anxiously: "You can give it to her, she has her own measure."

Lan He handed the child out hesitantly, "I think you'd better cut your nails, it's not convenient to scratch it like this."

For some reason, Miss Hu giggled.

As far as Miss Hu's appearance is really good, she is pretty, but every time she smiles, the beauty is so strong that it is weird.

She smiled, Lan He, who hadn't seen this one much before, had hairs standing on end, couldn't help but took a step back, and was supported by Lao Bai against her back.

Lan He received his hint: Do you still remember that you are worthy?

... I am not worthy, I am not worthy to be afraid.

I'm here to socialize on behalf of Yin Division, Lan He said silently, he said with a dry smile: "Well, fairies don't tickle, right?"

Miss Hu laughed even more happily, and the flower branches were trembling. Fortunately, the fat baby didn't seem to be hurt by her nails. She walked while holding the fat baby and said, "I'm so stunned, I'm afraid life is impermanent... hard work Come on, let me find some food."

After Miss Hu left, Lao Baiyin said miserably: "In the future, you can't ask someone to cut your nails casually. This nail is the same as being distracted. The Hu family usually has a big temper. Today you can be regarded as helping her." Well, I didn't blame you. Like I usually come here, I don't have anything to eat, don't think she is so kind. "

"Nails are very important, I know, but can't you say it?" Lan He has also heard various legends that using other people's hair and nails can cast spells.

Lao Bai: "Magu, do you know? When she came to the world, a man named Cai Jing saw it and thought to himself, wow, this woman's hands are really beautiful. If only I could scratch my back. After thinking about it, I rushed to the street immediately, my eyes were bleeding."

This is Magu's punishment, the man didn't even say it, he just thought about it in his heart.

Lan He didn't expect it to be so serious, "Well, I didn't mean to... tell her I'm sorry later."

Miss Hu prepared the food and led Lao Bai and Lan He to enjoy it. After passing through the Puji Temple, Lan He saw that there was actually a Guanyin Hall inside, "Well, don't blame me if I made a mistake, why is there a Bodhisattva enshrined here? What about the image?"

"Puji Temple is mainly dedicated to empresses, but there are also gods of Buddhism and Confucianism, as well as folk gods. The people have needs." Miss Hu smiled, "The Guanyin Temple is dedicated to the Goddess of Crossing the Sea. It used to be The one who sent off Guanyin, didn’t he advocate family planning for a while, and was replaced by the management office of the scenic spot.”

Lan He: "..."

...All right, Empress Bixia can't be replaced.

Moreover, childbirth is only one of Bixia Yuanjun's supervisors, unlike Guanyin, who specializes in childbirth.

When I arrived at one place, I saw six dishes on the stone table and a jug of wine.

Miss Hu said: "The vegetarian meal is gone, it was offered by Fanzi, you can use it."

When Lan He looked at it, he felt that his saliva was crazily secreting.

Miss Hu also seems to be a gourmet, "This mandarin fish is first beaten with a peony flower knife, then marinated and then baked in egg liquid. It must be crispy and tender, refreshing and fragrant. Steamed duck, look, boiled cabbage , sucked the oil from the duck, um..."

"All right, all right, eat quickly." Lao Bai was too lazy to listen to her talk so much.

As soon as Lao Bai made a sound, Lan He quickly started smoking.

For an actor who hasn't eaten for so long, is it enough to have a full meal?Clearly not enough!

What is fragrant but not greasy?What is crisp and tasty?Even the cabbage is full of fragrant soup. Although Lan He smokes it, he doesn't feel that the taste is affected at all. This is a very wonderful taste.The soft and tender ribs in the mouth made him so beautiful.

The fact is indeed so, Lao Bai and Miss Hu both saw that he grew an inch taller while eating, and his soul floated an inch... The whole person was still lying down, holding the mask in his hand, and gobbling it up.

Lao Bai was stunned, and he said why Lan He was actively going out to work this time!

Miss Hu also said in a daze: "Don't starving ghosts have to pass the exam before they can pass the ghost test?"

Lao Bai: "..."

Lan He stretched herself on the table for a long time before slowly sitting up, her teeth and cheeks smelling fragrant.

Miss Hu said in shock, "You eat so much."

Lao Bai was also amazed, but it was hard to say: actors are hungrier than starving ghosts.

Lan He showed a shy smile, and returned to that handsome and beautiful young man, showing embarrassment in the exposed brown eyes, "I'm sorry, I forgot about it for a while."

Miss Hu was looked at by him, "It's okay, it's okay, just eat."

Lao Bai said: "Our child is still young, so he is full. If you want to say that the sacrifice is the best, I think it is Juehui Temple. Although it is vegetarian, but the taste - eat once and remember three years."

Lan He's heart was moved as soon as she heard it, but the monks in Juehui Temple should not be as easy to fool as Ying Shao, "Old Bai...can you take me to eat with you next time?"

Lao Bai squinted at him: "What do you think is impermanence, a tool for eating and drinking."

Lan He: "I think impermanence is a very noble job. It supports the justice of the Yin and Yang worlds. Especially Taishan Yin Division can have a senior like you to support the order of the underworld."

Lao Bai was ecstatic when he heard it, and he knew that Lan He was flattering: "Don't put a high hat on me..."

Lan He: "..."

Lao Bai: "..."

Laobai adjusted his hat expressionlessly, "Be sincere."

Lan He said to them: "Miss Hu, Lao Bai, let me treat you to something to eat."

Because it was a gift, Lan He also brought all the incense that he made, and he didn't even count it when he took it.

But Miss Hu smiled, and when she got a little excited, the corners of her small cherry mouth widened again, almost reaching to her ears, and she quickly covered it with a handkerchief: "Don't blame me for speaking bluntly, you don't look like you have eaten for three years , can you share something delicious with us?"

Lao Bai swallowed reflexively: "You can't say that..."