After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

This look, you are a pirate, you have a hook in your hand, you are a pirate... This is how much you have drunk, Lan He twitched his mouth and said: "Stop talking nonsense, you are a pirate, I am a regular army."

Cheng Haidong murmured: "Regular navy...can develop tickets..."

Lan He: "??"

Well, it has become a navy again, and it has traveled a thousand miles away.

Seeing that Cheng Haidong was very drunk, Lan He looked out and found that the old ghost in the shroud hadn't gone far, but peeked around the corner, "Come here, I'll ask you a question."

The old ghost saluted from a distance: "My lord, let's just say that, I'm afraid."

Many ghosts are afraid of evil, Lan He only said: "I'll ask you, what are you doing dragging him, I don't think you look like an evil ghost."

The other party leaned on the wall and said aggrievedly: "Who told him to dig up my funeral objects? If I don't ask me to be peaceful, I will find someone else if I don't."

"You mean that 'treasure bottle'?" Lan He asked, seeing him nodding madly, confused for a moment, "What are you talking about, this... our Yin Division has already investigated it clearly, this thing was paid off for him by someone else, today I just got it, where did he dig it.”

Cheng Haidong was so drunk that he was hanged by a hook, but these were the things he had talked with Lan He during the meal before, so there should be nothing wrong.

The old ghost rubbed his eyes: "Really? No way, I've been with him for more than three months since stealing things... Ouch." He seemed to come to his senses suddenly, "I just said that the yang energy in front of my head is so strong. Very, I can't do it, why suddenly... I can do it!"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "Did you just follow the vase without looking at people carefully?"

He suspected that more than one person had been replaced, and this was given by Cheng Haidong's friend. Although that friend liked antiques at home, he wouldn't go to the tomb by himself.Only when he came to Cheng Haidong's place, his yang energy was relatively weak, so he was unlucky.

The old ghost said awkwardly: "I really didn't pay much attention, anyway, they are all men..."

"I'll bring him back to revive his soul. If you have any injustice, go to Chenghuang Temple to register. Let him bury the vase for you." Lan He ordered.

"Hey, my lord, how long will it take for the big yamen of the four major town god temples to be closed, only the officials, and no one will make decisions for me." This is not only an old ghost, but also an old ghost with no information. I will not walk around the mountain, and my memory still stays in the time when the Chenghuang Temple was damaged.

Lan He laughed and said, "Just go to the City God's Temple in the capital, there will be a new master two years ago."

The other party suddenly nodded.

Lan He dragged Cheng Haidong back and saw several people gathered outside the bathroom, and girls were watching outside, holding their noses and poking their heads.

Of course, this is not watching people go to the toilet, but watching strange things.

Song Futan dragged Cheng Haidong's body out of the cubicle to induce vomiting, a man who went in and out of the bathroom saw it, and called the waiter of the hotel to help him, and they induced Cheng Haidong to vomit together, the movement was not small.

They supported Cheng Haidong, and the waiter listened to Song Futan's order, and found chopsticks to stimulate the root of his tongue, making him vomit into the trash can, only to see a pile of black and rotten things that could barely see their original shape poured into the bucket, A strong stench was emitted.

The waiter let go of the chopsticks and took several steps back, almost vomited himself.Facing the smell directly, it almost smoked him to death!

I don't know what it is, it's too big, causing people passing by and the guests in the women's toilet next door to cover their noses and roll their eyes, and the curious ones are watching at the door.

You can still hear the waiter inside asking: "Why is he still awake? He looks very serious. You should stop touching him, vomit...wait for the ambulance to forget..."

The kind-hearted helpers couldn't help but rushed out and went to the window to take a few breaths of fresh air.

The onlookers outside couldn't help asking him: "What happened inside, did the toilet explode?"

It's not that they are malicious, but that the smell is too strong.

The man shook his head: "Someone vomited, black and rotten, 哕..."

Recalling that he was a little nauseous again.

"..." Lan He quickly slapped Cheng Haidong with the Resurrection Fan, and he quickly returned to his body.

Lan He came out of the cubicle, covered her mouth and nose and said, "Why is it so smelly, old Cheng? What's wrong with you, old Cheng!!"

Song Futan: "It seems that he ate something unclean and is making him vomit."

The two cooperated flawlessly. The waiter recognized him and knew that the crew of "Chasing" was holding a celebration banquet here today, so he hurriedly asked, "Mr. Lan, is this also your colleague?"

"That's right... hey, he's awake!" Lan He pointed at Cheng Haidong and said.

Cheng Haidong did wake up, and was so stinky that his whole body became more awake. Then he felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and vomited again. There was no black thing behind him, it was all the fresh food he ate just now. Flat back.

"I...I'll go! It stinks!" Cheng Haidong staggered and rushed out.

The onlookers outside quickly stepped aside and looked at him strangely.

The cleaner who was about to clean also mustered up the courage to rush in to clean up.

The waiter notified his colleagues, and when the crew heard the news, many people rushed over and were also staggered by the stench, "Damn, what's the matter? Lao Cheng has diarrhea?"

"No, I just vomited." Lan He said, "I don't know what happened. As soon as I came out, I saw Cheng Haidong vomited wildly."

Cheng Haidong came back a little bit later, he sobered up a lot after he vomited, he struggled to stand up straight and said, "I, why did I come back... I thought I was going to die..."

After all, impermanence has appeared, but he can't remember the specific things, he just remembers some pirates, being dragged away... Hey, how did the pirates get here?

"I'm going, what the hell is going to die, I ate it and spit out the garbage like this." The camera boss cursed, "I'll call you an ambulance."

"I think it's okay, but it stinks... Ouch." Cheng Haidong was still a little confused, rubbing his stomach, "Where is my vase?"

Lan He picked it up for him just now and handed it over.

Cheng Haidong excused uncomfortably: "I didn't eat rubbish! I just remembered that there seemed to be food in it, so I ate dumplings and apples again, but I was so full, so full... Then I seemed to die and vomited again. .”

He was talking nonsense, but Yu Hangjia stared at the bottle in his hand for a while, then took two steps forward to grab it for a closer look: "I said, where did you get this treasure bottle!"

Cheng Haidong said with a big tongue: "Given by a friend, the antique vase, Mr. Yu, would you read it..."

He still remembered Yu Hangjia's collection of antiques.

Yu Hangjia felt hairy, and returned the bottle to him, "Xiao Cheng, aren't you from the capital?"

Cheng Haidong: "No, no, I'm from Hunan Province."

Yu Hangjia pointed to the bottle, with a strange and authentic expression, "Although this thing is not too old, it is still an old thing... The main reason is that this is called a treasure bottle in the capital, and it is commonly known as a choking jar."

A southerner was shocked: "What a shit jar?"

Everyone started talking, no wonder it smells so bad...

Yu Hangjia: "..."

Yu Hangjia: "No! It's choke, choke choke, and some places are also called clothes and food jars and sacrificial food jars. Here, seven days after a person's death, the descendants add delicious food to the vase, and finally put seven Small dumplings, an apple, and small cakes were covered with a red cloth and tied with a red string, and they were buried together. There is an old saying that when the jar is full, it means that you have eaten to the end and you are going to die. So, This is the guy that the dead will eat from now on, and the stuff inside... is what the dead eat."

He asked Cheng Haidong: "Did you really... eat dumplings and apples?"

The dumplings and apples are placed last, so they are on top and eaten first.

The surrounding area where the heated discussion about shit suddenly fell silent, and they couldn't help being farther away from Cheng Haidong.

Even Lan He was a little numb. He only heard from the old ghost that this was buried with him. He didn't know that it was his food. What did Cheng Haidong eat? ?

Cheng Haidong was half sober from the stink just now, and now he is fully awake, trembling with fright: "I, I... I ate it..."

When his thinking ability came back, he remembered more, and he said in horror, "I'm obviously full, but seeing that there is food in it, I can't help but keep eating, keep eating! Keep eating!!"

Everyone had goosebumps, and the way Cheng Haidong described it made people a little scared, especially when he thought of the rotten smell of the things he vomited out, which was much more terrifying than eating garbage.

The very few people who saw Cheng Haidong's bulging stomach felt even more psychologically disturbed and felt evil.

It's just that the jar looks clean and empty, so there's nothing to eat.It's even more terrifying to think about it this way, but some people have questioned it because of this, maybe it's because he ate stinky garbage, seeing that he was drunk like that before.

For example, Lan He said something in a timely manner: "I drink too much, and I don't know what I'm doing."

Someone weakly said: "Then he vomited all in the garbage bag, why don't you look around to see if there are any small dumplings?"

Everyone showed indescribable expressions, who would dare to flip through that thing.And even if there are dumplings, it doesn't prove anything. It's normal for restaurants to have dumplings, and it's still the first month of the month.

"I heard from my grandpa that there is an earthen recipe, just eat the food in the jar, and it will be unearthed after a few years, and it can be used to cure choking, diarrhea and nausea." Yu Hangjia was also suffering from cold just now, but he thought of his offering After becoming a Jiaxian, he gained a lot of confidence, and even told a story, "No matter what, your vase is unlucky, you should deal with it earlier. The old antique shops don't like to do this business, they are afraid that after death The underworld was beaten, and it used to be sold to foreigners who didn't understand."

Foreigners don't care much about this, and think this small porcelain bottle is fun.

Cheng Haidong rubbed his arms, and didn't dare to throw it away. He mustered up the courage to put the jar in his bag, "Thank you, Mr. Yu, I understand."

When he thought it was a friend who paid him off the debt, he was furious. He was from out of town and didn't understand, so wouldn't his friend know what it was?Just tell him about the vase, not about the choking jar, what do you mean?If there is no taboo, why hide it?

What's more, when I thought about being confused, there seemed to be someone dragging me away. Later, I met Lan Wuchang and said something to the other party before saving him. This is life and death!

Liu Chunyang patted Cheng Haidong: "You, the horoscope is too light! You can encounter so many such evil things. Fortunately, you are in a hotel and someone induces you to vomit."

——Not everyone has the same physique as Lan He and Song Futan. For normal people, the frequency of going to hell is the same as visiting Heilan X's house. Too much.

"Isn't it?" Cheng Haidong also sighed in his heart, thanks to my chosen son, he saved his life.

Yu Hangjia and the others thought it was best for Cheng Haidong to go to the hospital for a checkup. Lan He helped Cheng Haidong, who was still a little weak, back to the banquet hall to get his coat, "Are you going to return the jar?"

"Don't think I'm too superstitious... I thought about it, let that buddy lose money," Cheng Haidong said lazily, "But after thinking about it carefully, it's better to go back and find a place to decorate and bury it. Return it to others."

Lan He said "Hmm", "You can make up your own mind, and you can just ask for peace of mind."

……

After Cheng Haidong's incident, the people who went to see it just now were not in the mood to eat and drink, and they couldn't leave immediately, so they just drank tea.

Teacher Long didn't go there just now, but seeing Cheng Haidong come back to pick up his coat and said to go to the hospital, he was quite worried.

"It's okay, I just... vomited just now. Luckily, there are good-hearted people, as well as Teacher Xuanguang and Lan He, who induced me to vomit." Cheng Haidong is also a person who has gone through several incidents, and he did not preach what happened just now. "Don't worry, my boss will accompany you to the hospital."

After Cheng Haidong left, the others drank tea and inevitably discussed whether Cheng Haidong drank too much or hit ghosts, or both. Among other things, even if Cheng Haidong drank too much, what kind of garbage did he eat to make him stink? that way...

After the dinner, Lan He went out with Teacher Long on his arm, and heard her ask in a low voice, "Xiao Cheng ate dead food in the bathroom?"

Lan He's heart skipped a beat, "It seems so, anyway, his jar was buried with the dead."

"Then did you see the dead man?" Teacher Long asked, "Or, did you rescue Xiao Cheng?"

In fact, she only heard fragments, including fragmentary details, but her sixth sense told her that it might be related to her son.

Lan He was silent for a while, then said, "...Yes."

Teacher Long sighed, "Oh."

Lan He didn't know what to say.

"I'm not trying to stop you from saving people. After all, I'm your friend. It's just..." Teacher Long said, "You've also heard so much from grandpa that it's better to stay away from the Yinmen thing. Let's focus on our work. Improve your acting skills."

As the name suggests, fishing for Yinmen is almost the same as eating underworld food, earning money from the dead.In such an industry, there are too many taboos and too many dangers. If you are not careful, you will lose your life.

Pitying the hearts of parents all over the world, Lan He glanced at Song Futan not far away, then thought of Miss Hu and Lao Bai, and said to Teacher Long: "Mom, I have something to do, in the future... I will I will definitely listen to you."

As soon as Mr. Long heard it, he knew that he was not only in charge of this matter today, but might have already been involved.

But she knew her son well, and when he said she had to do it, she was silent for a long time before she could bear the pain and said: "You promised your family, if you still have to do it, then mother believes that you have difficulties, but, you must pay attention to safety, tomorrow I will I'm going back, I'm alone in the capital..."

Lan He was so moved that tears were about to fall, alas, mother still cared about his body.

Teacher Long: "... Pay attention to finding a partner early, preferably someone who can accept your situation and is courageous."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He got confused, "Okay, okay."

Don't worry, that courage is definitely big enough...

Teacher Long stayed for the past few days and flew back to Hunan Province.As soon as she left, Yiping was really relieved. Teacher Long was so fierce, if Lan He knew that his injury was not easy to stop, he would have given him a brush.

Lan He also regained his energy, and was ready to take care of the matter at hand. He asked Bai Wu to write a letter to Gua Er Zhenren, and was going to distribute the ashes of the golden top furnace.

Right now, it is possible to put together the villa for Hu 79. Lan He disassembled the courier and assembled it with Song Futan using tools.

When the fight was almost finished, a call came, Song Futan went to the side to answer it, but at this time the doorbell also rang, Song Futan went to look at Maoyan, but there was no one outside.

Haunted again?

Song Futan opened the door casually.

I saw Gua Er real person squatting on the ground: "Master——"

Song Futan: "..."

As soon as Master Gua Er looked up and saw Song Futan, he was stunned for a while, probably not expecting that it was him who opened the door.Song Futan walked away after opening the door, and continued to answer the phone.

"Gua Er is here, come in, then you can call Ying Shao, he lives opposite." Lan He said, he was still busy, and said to Hu 79, "Hu Xiren entertained me, I'm almost done here."

Ying Shao, what a pity, he lives just across from the big hooligan.Real Gua Er thought that he was also pitiful, turned around and knocked on the door next door, called Ying Shao out, and the two entered the door together.

Hu 79 was still wrapped up like a mummy sitting on the sofa playing with Lan He's mobile phone, still fighting the landlord, she raised her back paw, and made a move at Gua Erzhen and the others, "Sit—"

Real Gua Er cautiously took off his cap and bent over Hu 79. Hu 79's performance that night was still fresh in his memory...

"Wait a minute, the Zun's family is still building a luxurious God of Wealth building for this fairy." Hu 79's paws were still bandaged, and he flaunted, "Give the guests a cappuccino!"

Seeing the two cups on the coffee table start to steam, Gua Er was overjoyed, and took a sip of it.

Ying Shao also took a sip, and then said puzzledly, "Didn't you mean coffee? This is hot water."

Hu 79 was furious: "When this is your home, you still want to drink coffee?!"

Ying Shao: "..."

Damn, you said it yourself...!

Lan He: "..."

He came over and snatched the phone from Hu 79's paw, "She plays too many games, but I really don't have coffee at home, do you want orange juice?"

Ying Shao hesitated again: "No need, no need."

"It's okay, just take what you want." Lan He went to pour orange juice for Ying Shao.

Ying Shao is not natural yet, now he sometimes meets colleagues who inquire about the master, sometimes his relatives ask you about your big star neighbor, and he also has to act in front of his juniors... he almost has a schizophrenia.

Real Gua Er whispered: "Sister Hu Xian, do the two masters live together now?" Hu Si said that they were just that, and today Song Futan came to open the door. Think more.

Ying Shao thought of his old jokes, and felt that he knew too much. If this entertainment reporter knew how much it would be, he still couldn't help but talk about his divine prophecy: "I have long thought that this floating Lan cp..."

When Lan He came back, he quickly shut up, but saw that Lan He was still staring at him strangely. He probably heard it, and sweat was dripping from his back: "I, I am, that..."

Lan He said unhappily: "Fran, what Fran, you don't want to learn the accent of our Hunan people, NL and NL are prejudices, I can read the lines without any problem!"

Ying Shao: "...Yes, yes."

Lan He took out the jar given by Miss Hu and put it on the table, "I'll share it by head, do you have any objections?"

After he finished speaking, he found Guaer staring at him blankly, "...by head."

Real Gua Er: "Oh!"

Lan He divided the incense ashes, and Ying Shao, Guaer Zhenren and his wife, Bai Wu, Hu 79, Song Futan and himself would each get a share and bottled them.

Master Gua Er stuffed the incense ash into his clothes with two paws, and hid it like a treasure.

Bai Wu is holding the jar, full of thoughts that we have a bright future, this is the incense ash of the old lady, the old lady's!

Holding the bottle, Hu 79 limped towards her own villa, ready to hide inside, touching the newly built villa, she was overjoyed, who has ever lived in such a big God of Wealth Building?Luxurious three-storey villa, the three floors are connected, the bottom floor has an incense burner, the middle is a den, and the top floor is a terrace and game area, which is much taller than the Sangmen!

Song Futan had already finished the phone call, walked back, and said, "I'm going to record the last episode of "Yanjing Years Records" soon. It may take two or three days in Miaogan Mountain. Hu 79, shall we go together? ?”

The back of Hu 79 propped up on the villa suddenly blurred a lot: "No, no." She hugged the villa and said with attachment, "I'll just be with my fox villa, and I won't go anywhere."

The God of Wealth Building is really big, Gua Er showed envious eyes, even Bai Wu raised his head, looking up at Hu 79 who is tall at this moment...

Song Futan has already started packing the box.

When Gua Er saw it, he couldn't help but read: "Solid wood structure, luxury villa for cats..."

Hu 79: "..."

Subject: Song Qiyun is about to open a new play! !

Content: According to the latest report, it is already in preparation and the script has been written. It is said to be a fantasy theme.

1L: I knew it a long time ago. Some time ago, I heard from friends in the industry that Song Qiyun is super hardworking, and I heard that the investment is quite large.

2L: Wow, it's worth looking forward to. It's going to be a bloodbath again when it comes to casting.

3L: _(:з)∠)_Looks like Zhang Xunchun recently, can you give me a mouthful of Lan He to play the villain in Song Qiyun's new play, I really want to see him look fierce again.

4L: Isn't Wang Mao's "Clear Dream Geometry" going to be aired in a while, he seems to be a villain too, I'm looking forward to it, I like the dark and brutal one_(:з)∠)_

5L: Looking forward to it, I saw Wang Mao promoting, saying that brother Xunchun is also a big villain in "Qing Meng Geometry", and if I haven't watched enough "Chasing", I can wait for "Qing Meng Geometry" to air, hahaha, Director Wang is very good at seizing the opportunity up.

6L: Wang Mao and Liu Chunyang are buddies too!I want to say that the two of them will not be the villains chosen together, what a tacit understanding!

7L: I also want to milk it. Our brother (Li Kui face) should be a professional villain. I don’t know what kind of villain Song Qiyun’s new film will be!In other words, didn't Lan He record "Yanjing Years" with Teacher Xuanguang, maybe... let me dream.

8L: That's right. Didn't you say that the relationship is very good?Maybe!

9L: Stop the poisoned milk. Although Lan He's acting skills are very good, it's still a bit difficult to play the second male role with Song Qiyun.

10L: Ben He Pingge also wants to watch the ferocious brother Lan He, but I feel that Director Song's drama is really not good, woohoo, I just hope that after "Chasing" becomes popular, he can take on more dramas... From the small transparent company The former Little Transparent actor doesn't even have an assistant.

11L: "Chasing" is really hot, a bunch of people rushed in to play Song Qiyun's play with Lan He, but Lan He had a conflict with Xuan Guang, the media knew about it, and it was reported by Beijing Satellite TV. In "Yanjing Years", the two didn't interact at all, and they were not even polite.

12L: These news clearly refuted the rumors. It was the time lss said. Some media went to verify it. Lan He said that they have no conflicts and their relationship is very good!

13L: Damn you really believe it, that's obviously irony, connotation.When have you ever seen Xuan Guang have a "good relationship" with someone?Manual Funny.jpg

14L: So every fan of this show can look forward to it, only Heping Pigeons can wash up and sleep.

15L: …………… lost in thought.

The author has something to say: Song Futan: I want to wash up and sleep, at Xiaolai’s house_(:з)∠)_