After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Although Lan He and Song Futan had confirmed their relationship, last night, when Hu 79 said this, Lan He was speechless, and felt embarrassed to look at Song Futan.

Song Futan felt that this fox monster could talk, isn't it just like the red thread, but he naturally wanted to speak for Lan He: "I'm afraid it's because you are so rare."

Hu 79: "It's so strange that I've never seen it! In the world, can you find another one like this who uses the soul-enchanting rope?"

Lan He: "Uh...what are they doing to me as singles?"

Hu 79: "..."

Don't they have your idea of ​​being single?Not necessarily!Hu 79 tsk-tsk said: "Have you ever thought about how to use the hook in the future?"

Lan He was in a state of shock. He didn't think about the consequences when he unwrapped the soul hook. He didn't even know if the Yin Division would punish him for destroying public property, so he said bravely: "Can't I just hook it? This is called the master to catch ghosts, the deceased Take the bait..."

Hu 79: "..."

Song Futan had already started the car.

"Drive slowly, drive slowly, it's rare for me to see a temple..." Hu 79 said, like this kind of temple, she can't just go in casually.Now the bells in the temple are constantly ringing and tourists come and go. Hu 79 always likes to watch the excitement, so of course he is nostalgic.

Lan He simply said: "Then let's take a stroll around, Juehui Temple is busy."

There are eight famous Spring Festival temple fairs in old Beijing folk songs, borrowing ingots in the Temple of Fortune, striking the big bell in Juehui Temple, tying dolls in Dongyue Temple, touching monkey spirits in Baiyun Temple, watching fire judgments in Chenghuang Temple, watching lanterns in Chongyuan Temple, In the Temple of Huoshen, there is the Baohui Fair, and in the Changdian Temple Fair, Jiadijing.

Although the ancient bell of Juehui Temple can only be struck once a year, there are many other bells for tourists to come and pray for blessings.

Lan He got out of the car tightly wrapped up, even so, she still felt that someone was staring at her, but when she saw it, it was a few monks.

"What are they looking at me for? Did they recognize me?" Lan He said in horror, "Damn it, "Chasing" is so popular?"

Song Futan chuckled lightly: "I'm afraid it's because of you."

What's the difference?Lan He noticed the look in his eyes, and looked down, she was still holding the stick given by the mage...

Lan He didn't know it himself, but Master Fudo's old-fashioned wooden stick was quite famous, so of course people would be curious about how it got into his hands.

"I almost forgot, I said why it's not easy." Lan He sweated, put the stick back on the car, and reappeared. Sure enough, no one paid attention to him this time.

Nowadays, in all temples and Taoist temples, people always like to throw a coin to pray for good luck. In fact, the most famous one is Shangbaiyun Temple, which uses copper coins to hit money eyes, but slowly, other places have also developed this activity.

Juehui Temple is most famous for ringing bells. Even so, some tourists throw copper coins on the Buddha statues in the open-air pool. Ten yuan can be exchanged for [-] copper coins. Naturally, it is better to land on the Buddha statues.

Lan He lost sight of a lot of people, so he also exchanged ten yuan, and gave ten to Song Futan, and threw them together in the crowd.Song Futan lost a few, but his accuracy was not very good.

"I'm coming too." Lan He rubbed his hands. He came here once with a friend before, and at that time he didn't hit a single one. Now that he has the blessing of the accuracy of life and impermanence, he lost five in a row, and all of them landed on the Buddha statue. In the palm of your hand...

The scene seemed to be quiet for a while, the statue is so tall, most of the people smashed it on the base, and occasionally fell on the folds of their clothes, it was very good, and most of them fell into the pool.In the Buddha's palm, it is too rare.

And this throw is five, so clear that some children collapsed: "Why can't I hit—"

Hu 79's top cancer happened again, and he yelled wildly in his backpack: "Keep throwing it away! Let's see who has our honor!"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He gathered the scarves on her face, and threw out the remaining fifteen scarves, one after the other, and they all landed in the palm of the Buddha statue.

With so many tourists by the pool, it was extremely quiet for a while, many people didn't lose their minds, they just stared at the Buddha's palm, and there were voices counting people, "Ten, eleven, twelve..."

At the end of the count, there were twenty, and someone threw twenty copper coins in a row, all of which were thrown into the palm of the Buddha!

"Awesome!" There were so many people, most of them couldn't see who lost the copper coins, they only vaguely came from the same direction, and judging from the frequency, it should be the same person.

This is accurate, I am afraid it is not the regular army.

After Lan He lost it, she was submerged in the crowd, hiding her achievements and fame.

Strolling in the Juehui Temple, the bells were ringing continuously, Lan He saw a man standing with the monk, his face was familiar, his head was still wrapped in gauze, and he quickly pulled Song Futan around.

Song Futan: "What's wrong?"

Lan He: "I saw the smell of meat last night..."

Not only did I call the police last night, but I also came to Juehui Temple to pray for blessings today.Lan He felt a little curious, and asked Song Futan to stand in the distance with a backpack, and pretended to be casually looking around, and walked to them. Anyway, there were so many people, and there were other pilgrims listening to them.

The expression of "Rouxiang" was still terrified: "...so when I woke up, I found that it was like this. There was a hole in the top of my head, and there was Bai Wuchang beside me. Later, the police went to see that the statues in the Chenghuang Temple were all broken!"

The pilgrims made a loud noise, seeing that a new urban legend was about to spread again.

The meat-scented man swore: "I'm absolutely not lying, that Bai Wuchang's hat still says 'I'm here'..."

Pilgrims: "Everything comes, you tell a story."

Meaty Man: "I have an alarm record here. If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself. Is the statue in the Town God's Temple smashed, and did I prick a hole in my head myself?"

The monk said solemnly: "If it is true that Bai Wuchang's hat says that everyone has come, then what he said must be true. You don't know that there is a difference between black and white. Taiping, some have a more irritable temper, and what they write is 'everyone is here'..."

Someone actually echoed: "Yes, yes, I have vaguely heard it!"

Lan He: "..."

What if the monks agreed not to lie?Where am I being irritable? ?

Lan He couldn't stand listening anymore, and walked back, "It's over, the wind review has been killed, and new folk customs are really about to appear. I heard that when people were popularizing science, the grumpy Wuchang wrote 'everything is coming' on his head."

"It makes sense." Hu 79 said, "Impermanence people admire Fan Ye and Xie Ye, so they imitate their writing on hats. After you become famous, there may be people who imitate you. Imitate your inscription, and imitate Your temper, then it will really form a new genre, hehehe."

Lan He: "..."

Hu 79: "Unless everyone knows that you are impermanent, Taoist priests will definitely not mess with science popularization."

Lan He muttered: "It is impossible to lose a horse, and it is impossible to lose a horse in this life. I want to warn Ying Shao again."

……

When he was about to arrive at Lan He's house, Song Futan's uncle called him, as if he was talking about the new movie that he was preparing for, and he couldn't be too far away from Lan He, so he asked his uncle to go to a cafe near Lan He's house chat.

After hanging up, he said to Lan He: "Nanyun Temple will deliver the treasure of Zhensi in a few days, and then I will hand over Beiyun... Also, I will rent the same building as you."

In fact, Song Futan thought it would be good to live together and live in his own house, but last night's kiss seemed to startle Lan He.If he poured out all the thoughts in his mind, it might scare Lan He...

"Okay, let's keep our distance at all times. I used to watch Third Brother Yan capture ghosts, and it would take a long time. Be careful, it shouldn't be a problem," Lan He said.

Song Futan understood, he was going to the coffee shop for an appointment.He thought calmly, although he decided to restrain himself, isn't it normal to kiss his lover when parting?

Lan He was about to get off the car. He saw that Song Futan was still holding the steering wheel, with a cold and handsome face, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Maybe it was about the new movie, "Mr. Xuanguang, goodbye..."

Before he could finish speaking, Song Futan dragged him over and kissed him a few times, and the last kiss on his nose, then he jumped over his body and opened the car door for him.

Lan He: "...#@%￥#"

He almost tripped when he walked down, feeling a little dizzy from being kissed...

"Shut up, foxes are not allowed to talk." Lan He rubbed her head, stopped Hu 79 first, entered the community, and then walked into the elevator and closed the door. When she heard someone shouting, wait, she hurriedly pressed the door open button again .

Three people carrying bags rushed in rashly. When they looked up, they turned out to be his neighbor and his two juniors. He nodded politely: "Are you back?"

When Ying Shao heard his voice, she suddenly raised her head, and subconsciously took a big step back, just in time to be pinched by the elevator door.

"Oh, what's the matter." You took a big step back too seriously, Lan He hurriedly pressed the elevator, and asked with concern, "Do you remember something you forgot?"

He also said earlier that he would warn Ying Shao again, looking at Ying Shao's acting skills, it is really not good, and he panicked when he saw him.

Ying Shao's junior quickly blocked the door with his hands, "What's wrong, senior brother!"

Ying Shao: "...No, it's nothing, I remembered wrongly, I thought I forgot something, haha!"

He laughed heartlessly.

Lan He: "That's good."

Ying Shao, a junior, quickly took out a pen and paper, wanting Lan He to sign him, hehe, I never thought about it before, but after watching "Chasing", I remembered that I wanted to collect Lan He's autograph.

"Brother, tell me quickly, didn't you go to collect your soul last night? How is it?" Another junior brother shook Ying Shao's hand, "Did you earn a lot?"

Ying Shao: "..."

I earned it...but I also burned 300 million for my employer...

After taking Father Yu back last night, Yu Hangjia kept crying after knowing about it. He was very touched when Father Yu woke up from crying, but he didn't expect him to be a dutiful son.Yu Hangjia was sad, and still gave the appearance fee, so Ying Shao bought a bunch of snacks and fruits that he was reluctant to eat before today, thinking about wasting it.

The younger brother thought that Ying Shao was jealous of Lan He, so he laughed and said, "We have been neighbors for so long, whether we are liars or masters, Mr. Lan doesn't mind."

Lan He even smiled: "Yes."

Ying Shao: "..."

If he hadn't seen it with Master Gua Er last night, he would have thought it was all a dream.

You said, why was this kind of actor not famous before? It's really buried!

When the elevator arrived, Ying Shao's juniors rushed out to open the door first, while Lan He took a step towards Ying Shao, wanting to talk to him.

Ying Shao was under too much psychological pressure, and when her body shook, she subconsciously took a step to hide in the corner, and hugged the snacks a little tighter.

The taste of gluten is actually a bit greasy...

Lan He: "..."

... What a cheapskate!

Lan He was speechless, and responded to Shao in a low voice: "Don't go out in two days, the younger brother will also be sent away, and I will share things with you and Gua Er."

Teacher Long is here, many things are inconvenient, so he simply agreed to divide the ashes in two days.

When Ying Shao saw him speak the lines belonging to Master Lai with this face on his face, she was still in a daze and nodded tremblingly.

As soon as I got out of the elevator, I also received a WeChat message from my colleagues: "Old Ying, Lao Ying, I heard that you summoned the master to fight last night, awesome, let me broadcast the details!", I couldn't help but shed two lines of tears.

When Lan He opened the door again, his mother said inside, "I still want to give your hedgehog a bath."

Ying Shao: "..."

...is that the hedgehog he was thinking of?

Besides, "Chasing" was a big success at the box office, because it broke a new record in two weeks of its release. Although Yuhang Jia had just burned several million, it still fulfilled its promise and held a celebration banquet for the crew, including a luxury hotel banquet hall in Beijing.

Teacher Long was in Beijing, so Lan He took her to attend, so Hu 79 and Bai Wu could be sent home to recuperate from their injuries.Teacher Long thought that Song Futan came to pick them up on the way, but Xiao Song has already moved to the same building...

Lan He felt guilty of having a puppy love under the eyes of the teacher in charge. When he arrived at the scene, he concealed his authenticity: "Mr. Xuanguang came here specially to celebrate Director Liu. Can you see where Director Liu is?"

Song Futan also cooperatively walked towards Liu Chunyang who was talking to Yu Hangjia and others. Yu Hangjia didn't see the real Guaer next to him, so he didn't know if he was recovering from his injuries. He said lightly, "Director Liu, congratulations."

"Ah????" Liu Chunyang was confused, "...Thank you??"

Why did Xuanguang appear here?It's not from our crew, but it can't be driven away, can it? ?

On the contrary, Yu Hangjia reacted quickly, "Xuanguang, I heard that your new book is under preparation, isn't Lao Dou not strong enough..."

For a moment, everyone thought that Yu Hangjia had specially invited him here, especially when someone heard that he was preparing a new book, they were even more frantic.

……

Lan He looked around for a week, the celebration banquet was quite large, all the main creators of the crew came, and Cheng Haidong who hadn't seen him for a long time, of course, it took longer for Cheng Haidong. him.

"Mom, this is the photographer of our film crew, and also my friend, and a fellow from Hunan Province." Lan He introduced to Teacher Long.

"Auntie." Cheng Haidong shook hands with Teacher Long. As a fellow villager, they are naturally close. Although they are not in the same city, Cheng Haidong likes to talk a lot. He boasted again and again, which made Teacher Long very happy.

"Are you from another group?" Lan He sent Teacher Long to have some snacks, and asked Cheng Haidong, who looked rather haggard as he had just finished moving bricks.

Cheng Haidong twisted his neck: "No, I've been working hard on Chinese New Year's Eve since the work I finished two days ago, and I had a drink with my friends at noon... By the way, look at this."

He thought of something, and took out a box from his satchel, which contained a tall porcelain vase, only the size of two palms, small and simple, "how is it?"

Lan He didn't understand porcelain either, "What, a vase?"

"Hey... the friend who was drinking today owes me 1 yuan, and it's not good to collect debts during the Chinese New Year. He said by himself that he got a vase from the Republic of China, so he can pay me some money. He said it's all right, one What porcelain company produced it, I checked, this company was formerly known as the Ming and Qing imperial factory kilns, the level is high, and the products produced are valuable, I am going to take them to appraise and see how much they can sell.”

Cheng Haidong couldn't help looking at it, "Actually, I don't know much about porcelain, but I know that the old man in his family does have hobbies and vision in this area. I think he is also a real guy. He looks a little old?"

Lan He didn't understand this either, "If it's true, you might as well not sell it, and wait to see if it can appreciate in value."

"I'm afraid that there will be many dreams in the night, so I'll be safe." Cheng Haidong said, the toast had already started on the scene, he quickly put away the bottle, raised his glass and shouted, "Come on the duck!"

Drinking is inevitable at a banquet like this. Lan He didn't drink much because she brought Teacher Long with her. Song Futan was entangled by Yu Hangjia and couldn't get away for a while. Originally, he was in a romantic mood of being inseparable from Lan He. I don't know if I regret it now.

Cheng Haidong had just finished his work, and he drank and ate all the time, and soon his eyes were blurred, "It's too late...I can't, I have to go to the toilet..."

"Let me help you carry the bag." Lan He said.

"No, no, it's safe..." Cheng Haidong staggered towards the toilet with his bag in his arms. Lan He laughed twice from behind, saying that he really picked up the treasure.

Cheng Haidong leaned on the wall to go to the toilet. After urinating, he washed his hands and face. When he bent down, he felt even more uncomfortable in his stomach.

But as soon as he lowered his head, he found that his porcelain bottle had appeared on the sink at some point, and it was filled with delicious food from the banquet.

smell good……

Cheng Haidong, who was paralyzed by alcohol, didn't feel anything strange about the bottle that was originally in his satchel appearing on the sink.I couldn't help but reach out, grabbed a dumpling and stuffed it into my mouth.

Really delicious.

But the food and drink in my stomach was about to fill my throat...

"It's good, it's good." But after saying this, Cheng Haidong still couldn't help stuffing it into his mouth.

……

Lan He chatted with Teacher Long for a while, and felt that Cheng Haidong hadn't come back. He was afraid that he would drink too much and empty the toilet, so he proposed to take a look. When he got up, he glanced at Song Futan, who was dragged by Yu Hangjia to talk.

Song Futan saw Lan He got up, and also glanced at himself, thinking that this must be a signal, so he quickly said to Yu Hangjia: "I... go to the bathroom."

"Oh." Yu Hangjia was ecstatic in his heart, Xuanguang was unprecedented today, and he didn't leave the meeting early, it seems that there is hope for a wave.

As soon as Song Futan went out, he heard Lan He say, "Are you going to the bathroom too?"

Song Futan: "..."

"I'm going to find Cheng Haidong. He drank too much and didn't come back for a long time. I'm afraid he's stuck in the toilet." Lan He really didn't think too much, and explained, "You just go with me, in case you can't carry him .”

Lan He went into the toilet, someone had just washed his hands and went out, he called Cheng Haidong twice but no one responded.

There are two or three rows of compartments here. When he walked to the innermost part, he saw a familiar satchel lying on the ground, and there was a compartment next to it with the door ajar.

Lan He carefully pushed it away and saw that Cheng Haidong was sitting on the toilet, holding his porcelain pot in his arms, because in the warm room, with his coat off, he could see his stomach was very obvious, swollen as if he was six or seven years pregnant months.

"...Why is my stomach like this?" Lan He's face changed slightly, after touching Cheng Haidong, he was already out of breath, his body was still warm, but his soul was no longer in his body.

"Is this a ghost who was caught for the dead? Or is he destined to die drunk?" Lan He didn't even see his colleague passing by for a second, and felt that his belly and the appearance of dying here holding a porcelain bottle was too strange. Said, "Try to induce vomiting for him, I'll go find his soul, maybe he can come back!"

Lan He ran to another compartment, locked the door and left the body.

As soon as he got out of the toilet, he searched everywhere for Cheng Haidong. I don't know if he is unlucky or lucky. He was hit by a ghost again in the first month of the lunar year. Fortunately, he met him who is impermanent.

Lan He searched around, and saw an old ghost wearing a shroud by the window sill, dragging Cheng Haidong's soul, muttering: "Eat you, eat you..."

Cheng Haidong was drunk, still talking about something, hugging the window, not very cooperative.

"Hello!" Lan He yelled, "What are you doing?"

As soon as the old ghost saw Lan He's uniform and the chains dragging under him, he slipped away from the window sill.

Lan He floated forward, Cheng Haidong was still leaning on the window sill, he pulled Cheng Haidong, but he didn't cooperate very much.

"What kind of thing did you collect?" Lan He was helpless, Cheng Haidong was out of luck, his seductive rope had already been dismantled in two, the chain was now tied to his hands as a red thread, and the hook was hung on his waist alone.

Let Hu 79 hit the mark, how to use the hook when necessary...

Can only make do with it, Lan He's unchained hand held the hook, hung it on the back of Cheng Haidong's neck and dragged it again and again, and picked it up easily, he couldn't resist, his hands and feet were honest.

Lan He was overjoyed, um, that is to say, there was not so much room for manipulation, and he could consider using a paper cable instead in the future.

At this moment, Cheng Haidong felt his spine go cold and his whole body was numb. He opened his eyes immediately, and was taken aback when he saw Lan He, "Lan, Master Lan, why is it you..."

Lan He frightened him angrily: "You still recognize me? Why are you saying it's me? You're dead!"

If he was doing impermanence in the beginning, he sent Cheng Haidong back to his body at the first job, and he was determined to continue doing impermanence, and the first thing he did was to bring Cheng Haidong back to life, what kind of fate is this.

"Ahem..." Cheng Haidong's mind was still not clear, and he didn't even have any fear. He smirked twice, and his eyes drifted back along his arms. Before the chain was reached, only a hook was exposed, which was hooking the back of his neck.

"Damn it," Cheng Haidong hiccupped, "Master, you still said that there is no navy in the underworld, and you turned your back on it and became a pirate..."

Lan He: "???"