After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Bai Wu was still confused, unable to figure out what Lan He meant, and even thought that the yin energy was so strong that Lan He, who had never believed in evil, also saw a ghost, and it also appeared, so he said to Lan He: "I won't let , don't be afraid, I'm different from them, I'm here to protect you, don't you remember me, I'm..."

Its black bean-like eyes revealed a very human humiliation: "I am Yiping!"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "...I know."

Know?Bai Wu still didn't understand.

Lan He lowered his hands, grabbed its two paws, picked up the whole huge hedgehog, and put it aside, "Leave it to me next."

Then Lan He sat up, or rather, got up in a soulful way.

Bai Wu was still confused at this moment: "Why did you die suddenly? Frightened to death?"

No, it summoned up the courage to repay the favor, why did Lan He still die.

The female ghosts were also a little confused, but the living people were dead, and there were also hedgehogs. They looked at each other, continued to approach, and said to Bai Wuyou: "Come on..."

Lan He's expression was indifferent, without dodging or evading, she walked towards her and pulled out a fan: "Come on!"

Female ghosts: "..."

It can be seen that the original ferocious expression began to show cracks, and gradually panicked.It is conceivable that he has not completely lost his mind, and he will still be afraid when he recognizes the bad fan.

Lan He walked faster and faster, although there was no sound of footsteps, it brought a great sense of urgency, especially when he took out the paper again, exuding the breath of justice.

The female ghosts were completely pale, the formation was scattered, pushing and jostling, even if the embroidered shoes were lost, they didn't dare to turn around to pick them up, and fled in all directions, screaming: "Help! Help!"

Lan He kept chasing for two hundred meters, and a fan slapped one of the female ghosts against the wall, but the other companions ignored them and continued to flee. She fell to the ground, holding her face and crying.

Lan He walked closer and saw that she was still crying: "Look up, I'm asking you something."

The female ghost raised her face, revealing two bloodstains under her eyes.

Lan He: "...Forget it, you cover it. Let me ask you, did you see a living soul in black and wearing a rosary bead captured?"

The female ghost nodded: "There are two people in black clothes, one of them is exactly as you described, but the other can't see his face clearly, it just looks very evil, we don't dare to get close."

Lan He: "Where to go to see clearly? You have lived here for a long time, so you should be familiar with it. Show me the way."

The female ghost trembled and confirmed to him: "You are impermanent, right?"

Lan He didn't wear a hat either, but the fan was able to prove his identity, and he did it on purpose. Wearing the hat would reveal his identity. He is still famous in the underworld, "Yes, why?"

Life is impermanent and Lan He is not the only one, so it's okay to admit it.

The female ghost breathed a sigh of relief: "You are fierce... Your upright appearance is very similar to the one who has caused troubles in the underworld recently. I am a little scared."

Lan He was startled, and asked, "Have you seen Monkey King before?"

The female ghost asked in a daze, "Who is Sun Wukong? I say the master of Dongyue's Yin Division."

Lan He: "..."

What happened, last time I heard that Mulian scolded ghosts in the play, which is relatively true, and it is rumored that it has become a hell.He tied the female ghost in place with a paper rope, fearing that she would run away, "Come on, the old man and I are not in the same unit. Wait, I'll come right away."

Lan He turned back, but there was no sign of Yiping. He let out a "huh" and called out strangely, "Yiping? Where are you?"

No reply.

Lan He searched around and finally found Yiping. He was lying flat in front of the sightseeing car, with his hands clasped on his stomach, his eyes closed tightly, and his face serene.

Lan He: "..."

If this is a painting, then its title should be "Waiting to Die".

Actually, this was within Lan He's expectations, "Why don't you lie here for a while, I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first..."

White Five: Still peaceful.

The moment Lan He took out the Resurrection Fan, Bai Wu felt that he no longer existed.

At this moment, before it died, countless moments with Lan He flashed through its mind, and every time it recalled a little more, its thorns seemed to grow backwards, piercing back into its own heart.This is the person who stabs people, does the person keep stabbing?

Its benefactor is actually impermanence.In other words, he must have been able to see and hear himself...

Bai Wu never imagined that there are people in the world who love acting so much.

Taishan empress is above, it's not that she doesn't want to spread the word and promote goodness, Baimen is born so hard, let it go.

Anyway, no one would drive this car at night, besides, it's a decent fairy house, so it won't be so easy to crush to death, Lan He knelt down to put stickers on his body and write a town talisman.

There was only a sob, and there was no movement when she turned her head. After a while, a tear slowly flowed from the corner of Yiping's closed eyes.

Lan He: "..."

Lan He thought, the only thing that can make Yiping give up her thoughts of suicide is probably...

"I'm sorry, I wanted to keep it from you until you left. I didn't expect to encounter such a situation today. Just now I actually wanted to fulfill your wish and build a God of Wealth building for you. Since you are so uncomfortable, then this matter Just pretend it didn’t happen, I won’t tell anyone, and you forget about it, I don’t need you to repay me, how about it?”

Bai Wu's lips moved slowly: "Then do you have a courtyard house?"

Lan He said expressionlessly: "No, I can't live in an [-]-square-meter apartment."

Of course, being a house fairy is better than being a wild fairy. He has never lived in the God of Wealth Tower in his life, so he is going to die... Bai Wu thought for a while, then slowly got up, and said with dull eyes: "Then I will come back a few days later." die."

"...Don't worry, you can rest here first, I just want to tell you. I have to save people." Lan He stopped, "In your eyes, there are more than three people, it is a sea of ​​people."

Bai Wu hesitated, but silently walked behind Lan He.

Although Lan He had already killed its soul, but if he wasn't around to protect him, what would happen if something happened to Lan He, and the God of Wealth Tower would be gone too.

……

Lan He hid her body and put the talisman on, and the female ghost led the way and continued to the county palace, but this time she was floating, so the speed was naturally faster.

Halfway through the pond, you can also see a female ghost sitting by the pond. The smell on her body is completely different from that of the hanged ghost.Usually, the ghosts who die on the shore have the smell of paper ashes on their bodies, while those who die in the water have the smell of sheep.

From this point of view, what Yu Hangjia said is right, there are many ghosts here, some died on the shore and some died in the water.

"I don't know where they went later, but it's not big here, maybe..." The hanged ghost was talking, and snow suddenly fell in the sky.

Lan He was taken aback, and looked up at the snowflakes all over the sky. It's not winter yet...

When the "snowflakes" landed on Lan He's hands in the dark night sky, he realized that they were not snowflakes at all, but pieces of white paper money with round square holes. Each piece was about three inches in diameter, and they were just seen from a distance when they were in the air. like snowflakes.

"It's been a long time since I saw such a scene..." the female ghost murmured, showing nostalgia, "Many years ago, when I was going out for a funeral, someone was holding a large string of paper money, and someone with strong arms was required to take the paper money away." Soaring high and covering the sky, it's like it's snowing."

Yellow and white paper money correspond to gold and silver respectively.

Just when Lan He was feeling strange, he heard a voice coming from nowhere: "Four corners follow husband, but the tail is unreasonable, my master will reward you ten times! My aunt will reward you eight times..."

This voice is high and bright, say a word, and there is the sound of Qiqi's answer and money counting.

"How could there be a funeral here? Is it also a ghost?" Lan He sniffed carefully, but didn't smell the slightest smell of ashes.

Bai Wu and the female ghost were also confused: "It seems to be real, the voice of a living person."

Accompanied by the sound of calling for money, a group of people also came over. At the front was a person carrying a large string of paper money and waving his hands, followed by those holding elegiac couplets, plaques, wreaths, etc., and a few more. Children up and down are dressed in white clothes, playing snare drums, and carrying colorful sheds and other things.Of course, there are also coffin bearers.

There are always dozens of people in the group, knocking and knocking over.

Lan He saw that there seemed to be someone holding a photo of the deceased in the crowd. He took a closer look, and his back felt cold for a moment. It was clearly his own face.

The female ghost also took a deep breath: "Why am I dead again!"

"??" Lan He was baffled, looking at Bai Wu again, he covered his heart and said, "I knew I was dead..."

Lan He: "..."

The behavior of these two is very strange, and Lan He himself feels that it is very wrong. If he is the one who died, but he is not from the capital at all, why should he be buried in the local customs of the capital? Besides, he is the only child, so where did he come from? ...

The doubts seemed to be getting stronger and stronger, but he didn't realize that he seemed to gradually lose his emotional ups and downs. Unknowingly, even the initial doubts disappeared, and his footsteps stopped.

Lan He was thinking in a mess, when the group of people looked sideways, with bright smiles on their faces, the coffin bearer patted the red birthday material, and the coffin lid opened.

As soon as Lan He saw it, he unconsciously walked in that direction, as if that was his destination.The female ghost and Yiping also followed him and walked up to Shoucai. Lan He grabbed Shoucai and crawled in, lying down.

Yiping also jumped in, turned into a big hedgehog, and squatted on Lan He's body.

The female ghost was also planning to climb in, her legs were stretched halfway, but Lan He let out a scream - it's fine for Yiping to sit down, but its thorns are sharp and straight.

Lan He's expression became sober. How could he be lying in the coffin? He felt something was wrong, so he wanted to sit up and have a look.

When the coffin bearers saw it, they hurriedly closed the lid of the coffin and fastened it with nails, but the female ghost fell and sat outside before she could get in in time.

Boom, boom, the sound of nailing the coffin echoes...

In the darkness, Lan He reluctantly pushed away the hedgehog who hadn't noticed anything, and took out Miss Hu's nails from her arms, and quickly burned them. As expected, her thoughts became clearer, as if she saw the sun through the clouds.

Lan He kicked the coffin lid vigorously, and the coffin lid that hadn't been firmly nailed was kicked away by him. When he got up, he saw what kind of coffin it was. It's some paper scraps and garbage, arranged in a formation.

Only then did Bai Wu come back to his senses: "What is this, why are your clothes torn?"

"?" Lan He said, "You don't remember? I thought you stabbed me awake on purpose."

He added from the bottom of his heart, perhaps with a sense of revenge.Good guy, luckily he's not in the flesh, otherwise, if he gets stabbed by Yiping, there is still a way to survive, and he will be directly sieved.

Bai Wu looked at the formation on the ground, gradually came to his senses, and said weakly: "I don't know, it's just that the subconscious mind is in danger, and the thorns stand up."

——If it was normal, his thorns would not be stretched all the time.

Looking at the female ghost again, she didn't know when she took the opportunity to run away.

Lan He thought about it, and based on his personal experience, the psychedelic technique used just now was either of the Huang family or the Hu family, similar to the previous Gua Er real person.

However, the spell caster is still much higher than Gua Er's real person, and no one has been there in person. A formation is far more confusing than Gua Er's illusion. He fell into it without knowing it.

Bai Wu said in a daze, "Then what should we do now, all the guides have run away."

Lan He relaxed, "There's no rush, it should be nearby, otherwise, why are there so many suspicious formations here?"

A donkey braying faintly came from the nearby garden, confirming Lan He's thoughts, "Let's go."

……

Song Futan held the little lame donkey, sat on the stone bench, looked coldly at the black-robed man who brought him, although he didn't show his face, but he vaguely noticed that this was the one who robbed Yan San in Juehui Temple earlier.

Heipaoke stretched out his hand and blew on his nails. His nails looked very sharp, "...Last time outside Juehui Temple, it was not easy to talk. This time, I have a chance to chat with you."

This was also the first time he spoke, and his voice sounded somewhat indistinguishable.

Song Futan ignored it, among so many evil spirits, Heipaoke could already be regarded as an elegant one, so he didn't threaten him.

Hei Pao Ke approached and said with emotion: "Spitting out red lotus to heal my body, isn't this the opportunity God gave me to swallow lotus to become a pill?"

He just said so openly, about wanting to swallow Song Futan, his fingers brushed across the lame donkey's head, the sharp nails and the looming evil spirit made the lame donkey froze and did not dare to move.

Song Futan said lightly: "Don't touch my donkey."

Hei Pao Ke glanced at the sign of the paper donkey, and suddenly he laughed lowly, two red lights seemed to light up under the black robe, and said in a bewitching tone: "Under the buried spring, I will send it to the world... If you want to be with its master Let’s meet again, why don’t you go to Huangquan early.”

As he said, as soon as he stretched out his hand, a thin blade hung down between his fingers.

There used to be many ghosts who tried to make Song Futan lose his mind with bloody, weird, and terrifying scenes. It is best to lose the idea of ​​living, voluntarily give up the way of life, and discard the rosary.

In this way, those who can't get close to the rosary can get what they want, but Song Futan has never wavered.

As for the black robe, he didn't say a word out loud, nor did he make any terrifying illusions, but he pointed directly at people's hearts.

To design a person, it is not necessary to know what he is afraid of, but also what he likes.

Although Song Futan didn't speak, Heipao Ke understood: "Am I guessing right, you are really shaken, hehe..."

Even if there is only a slight gap, it is enough for him. The red light in Heipao Ke's eyes was even brighter, but it flickered again quickly, and he dodged sideways.

A chain flew silently, but fell through because of the early action of the black robe.

The one holding the chain at the other end was Lan He.

Even though it was far away, the soul hook had a certain degree of flexibility. He had also seen Lao Bai and Yan San tie a large number of ghosts with a rope, which did not affect the flexibility.

After Lan He became impermanent, he gained impermanence skill bonuses. Even in reality, the traps are very accurate. Up to now, he has rarely missed the ghost. When he failed, he said disappointedly: "This little animal is quite flexible. "

Hei Pao Ke looked at Lan He's soul hook, would he still not understand, and said with a smile, "It's you."

Now that the rightful lord has arrived, today it seems that Honglian, who is sick, cannot be shaken.

What do you mean it's you, you recognize me as a ghost?Lan He raised his voice and said, "That's right, I'm impermanent, so I'm going to let him go soon, forgive you for not being able to recognize Taishan Yinsi..."

Black Robe: "..."

Have eyes but don't know Taishan's Yin Division? ?What kind of new proverb is this? Have you been behind the times for so long?

Hei Pao Ke suppressed his doubts, and asking Lan He to ask questions was obviously detrimental to his prestige, he just said lazily: "Then do you know who I am?"

Lan He was also speechless, "Looking at your sneaky attire and outdated illusion, you must be the one who stole the hat last time."

Heipao Ke was startled, "You're not stupid..."

Damn, it really is.Lan He thought to himself, since I was on a job, I have met a few ghosts and seen a few things in the underworld, let alone you, I will treat it as you when I see Gua Er!

But of course he couldn't say that, Lan He said confidently: "I have tracked you down, and I came here specially to catch you, and I will catch you before I put my hands down."

The black robe scoffed, not believing it at all.

Lan He shook the soul hook a few times, then threw it out again.

The black robed man was confident, and avoided it lightly, "Just now I praised you for not being stupid, why did you do what you knew you couldn't do..."

Before the words fell, the chains fell directly on Song Futan's body.

Lan He grabbed the chain and dragged Song Futan to this side, who said he could only trap the murderer.

Song Futan: "..."

Black Robe: "..."

Lan He dragged Song Futan back at once, and introduced indiscriminately: "This is Yiping, this is Xiao Song." He threw a piece of paper to Yiping, "Yiping, please report to Miaoganshan and Yinsi. "

"My name is Bai Wu." Yiping said with tears, and obediently squatted aside to write a letter.

Song Futan: "..." He wondered why it was called Yiping.

Heipaoke was not impatient, and said calmly: "Miaoganshan is a fart, let you live today."

"? You're just afraid of Miss Hu." Lan He definitely couldn't let him go easily, and threw out the rest of the paper, all of which were taken from Police Officer Wang.

In order to dodge, the black robe slowed down a bit, but Lan He's speed was faster than he imagined, and what Lan He said made him very angry: "Who's afraid of that dead fox?"

Soon, the black robe understood why Lan He moved so fast.

Lan He stretched out his left hand, but it had sharp claws. He noticed a familiar aura on it: "Hu Da..."

Lan He was not polite at all, and greeted his face with her hand. While he was absent-minded, her nails caught his hood and tore it off violently, revealing a pair of mutilated plush pointed ears.

"Aren't you Huangmen?" Lan He has seen the weasel's ears, they are round, but they usually don't show it.These ears are more like Humen?

The black robe simply took off his hood, anyway, he didn't expect to hide it for too long.

As soon as the hood was taken off, Lan He discovered that the black robe was somewhat similar to Miss Hu, with a pair of slanted fox eyes, with thick... Anyway, I don't know if it's smoky makeup or dark circles, anyway. A female fox.

No wonder it couldn't be found in the Yellow Gate, it must have been her way of deceiving people before.Even Hu 79 didn't recognize it, it wasn't from the Huang family, but from the same family, and the level of maze she created was on par with her.

She stuck out her pointed tongue, and slid over the flesh on her cheek that was scratched a little by Lan He's fingertips, and her broken ears trembled, "Do you want to keep me, but unfortunately you only have a little bit of her ability."

As she spoke, she jumped into Lan He's arms. Lan He took a handful, but it landed extremely heavy on her hands. She took a closer look and found that there was no fox, it was a piece of gold.

As for the fox, which was replaced by an object, it has long since disappeared.The art of confusion is really profound.

Lan He asked Yiping puzzledly while holding the golden gate, "Do you know who that is? I think she looks a bit like Miss Hu, and her physical features are also obvious."

How rotted are those ears, and they are deliberately exposed.

Bai Wu was still squatting on the ground, confused and said: "I've never seen it before."

Forget it, it's useless to ask Bai Wu.

For a while, Lao Bai and Miss Hu didn't seem to come, Lan He wrote another letter to urge them.Remembering that I still have dinner at Xingshuang, I temporarily hand over the Golden Gate Kaner to Yiping for safekeeping. Although it is not a golden mouse, it is still a cultural relic.

As for the rest...

It was Song Futan.

"Are you... are you eating at Xingshuang?" Lan He turned around and asked him.

Song Futan looked at him with strange eyes, but he didn't feel wrong yet: "Well, did you see that?"

Lan He didn't know what to say for a while, whether to start from the beginning or to be straightforward, as time seemed to be running out, he simply said: "Let's meet and talk at Xingshuang, I'll tell you the truth."

What's the meaning?Song Futan has not yet escaped from his previous thinking.

"After waking up, don't leave for the time being. I'll find you and give you a surprise." Lan He slapped him with the Resurrection Fan.

Song Futan's soul drifted back, something flashed in his mind, trying to catch that bit of inspiration——

After Lan He regained her soul, she hurried out, her footsteps were still a little excited. At this time, the gate was closed, and she still climbed over the wall to get out.

Before I reached Xingshuang, I received a call from Chen Xingyang: "Hey, big brother, what happened to you, fell into the toilet? I sent you a WeChat message and didn't reply. I came to deliver paper to you, and you are not around .”

He almost thought that something happened to Lan He's quarrel with someone else's box, and he said he didn't drink.

"Ah, I'm not feeling well, come out to breathe." Lan He trotted.

Bai Wu burst into tears again, because in front of outsiders, he found that Lan He was really good at acting...acting as if he didn't even exist.

How could there be such a person, why would this kind of person be my respected family, our Baimen lived honestly all our lives, and resigned ourselves to our fate... But why, there is still this kind of soul-destroying way of death in the world.

"Are you okay? Are you taking medicine?" Chen Xingyang asked.

"It's okay, I just ate a little too much." Lan He hurriedly said, glanced at it, and found that Yiping seemed to be sad again, slipping and kneeling aside, ignoring him.

"Then come here, Director Liu is calling to find Director Song." Chen Xingyang seemed to have said a few words to someone, and urged.

Lan He: "...Oh good."

They had agreed to go before, but now they almost forgot, just now they made an appointment with Xiao Song... Lan He was still in the excitement of "meeting netizens" for the first time, and now remembered that he wanted to go to Song Qiyun first On the director's side, he was actually a little sluggish.

But thinking about going to say hello, it shouldn't take long, and I will be able to find Xiao Song soon.

Lan He entered Xingshuang, and at the last step, she saw Chen Xingyang and the others were already outside, and raised her chin at him, "Let's go."

"Are you also in this courtyard?" Lan He followed Liu Chunyang into the corridor, seeing him walking straight forward, suddenly felt a little strange in his heart.

"Isn't it right here?" Liu Chunyang rubbed his nose, said that he had already knocked on the door twice, pushed the door open, and said, "Old Song, long time no see."

Wait, isn't this room just...

Lan He suddenly remembered that Song Futan and Song Qiyun were all surnamed Song, and Xiao Song said that he had a relationship with Yu Hangjia, but he never thought about it.

"Let's go." Chen Xingyang thought Lan He was embarrassed, and pushed him in.

Lan He's footsteps were floating, and he had already arrived indoors before he recovered his senses.

Song Futan sat sideways beside a small table, his head lowered in a daze, he was still thinking about Xiao Lai's words.

When Song Qiyun and her brother-in-law saw Liu Chunyang, they all stood up and exchanged greetings. The private room became noisy, but he was the only one who was still sitting in a daze.

Liu Chunyang shook hands with Song Qiyun, Chen Xingyang naturally didn't need to introduce him, he and Song Qiyun's brother-in-law Dou Qishan had also met each other, but Lan He was the only one who had a face.

Liu Chunyang patted Lan He, and introduced them one by one: "Director Song heard that you met him once, his wife, this is Mr. Dou, by the way," he called jokingly, "Teacher Xuanguang?"

Song Futan raised his head indifferently, and saw a famous young man standing beside Liu Chunyang. He was slightly thin and had very beautiful features, but it was his eyes that caught Song Futan the first time.

He has a pair of warm brown eyes, Song Futan has seen countless times, and this is the first time he has seen them, they are more vivid than the cold soul.With just his eyes, he could confirm that the other party was that person.

This is the secret and surprise he said.

In an instant, like the snow and the clear sky, the night was infinitely close to the early spring, the snow melted into a river, and the cold breath flowed into the rose-colored dawn.

Song Futan was in a daze for a moment, only to feel that the surroundings were covered with hazy mist, and all the movements were unclear.

The young man looked at him among the crowd and smiled, revealing a sweet dimple: "Hello, I'm Lan He."

At this time, the voice of the world was restored to its original state.

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