After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Gua Er Zhenren and Yiping stared at Lan He: "???"

The thorn does not pierce his body, it does not hurt, not only does it not hurt, it is even funny.

After Lan He laughed, she reacted quickly on the spot, covering half of her face, and only said to the equally confused living people: "I'm sorry."

But the waiter showed some redness on his face, "This... sir, I think this is all personal opinion. Maybe some people think that the beauty of nature is the most valuable. It is true that some root carvings have not been modified much. But the ultimate carving, Isn't it the pinnacle of artistic creation?"

——She thought Lan He also knew root carving, that smile was a disapproval of herself, she was just talking about how great the master of carving is.

Lan He nodded slightly: "You're right, I'm sorry."

Master Gua Er scratched his head suspiciously, but he and Yiping didn't see any flaws either.

Bai Wu's terrified expression gradually faded away...it should be a coincidence.

But soon, Bai Wu's expression became terrified again, because the real Gua Er was about to be mad by this hedgehog, and continued to scold him angrily: "You dare to mock me, I'll let you see today, the bloodiness of Huangmen!"

Bai Wu: "What, senior is Huangmen? But, then why are you called Gua Er?"

The more sincere he was, the more Gua Er felt that he was being ridiculed, and he was furious, "Damn it, I'll kill you!"

Bai Wu felt wronged: "Senior, I really didn't mean it!"

Master Gua Er said bitterly: "How dare you say it, you just wait for me, I will take revenge sometime!"

——Xingshuang also has a Fengshui Bureau, but it's not very good for him to come in, and it will be troublesome if he wants to do it.

It's miserable to be stared at by weasels, Bai Wu, with a pale face, sighed, and muttered: "Life and death are fate..."

Lan He: "..."

It's really... so lacking in fighting spirit! !

At this time, Yu Hangjia and Mrs. Yu also appeared. Looking at Yu Hangjia's appearance, he didn't know that Guaer Daoist came out with him today, "Why haven't you guys gone in yet?"

"I'm listening to this beauty explaining about root carving." Liu Chunyang said, "Good job, I'll give you a chance to order."

Yu Hangjia laughed: "If you really ask me to order, I will order some light dishes. There is only a wine party in the afternoon, and I am so tired of it."

He greeted everyone to enter the box, of course he was joking just now, he asked everyone if they had any taboos, picked up a thick menu and looked at it.Daoist Gua Er also came in, Long Xiu stared at the recipe and drool.

Daoist Gua Er was inside, so Bai Wu dared to come in, squatting alone on the stone steps outside.

Lan He also took a recipe and looked at it casually. When he saw a lotus root clip in it, he unconsciously thought of Song Futan. In Juehui Temple, he also prepared a lotus root clip...

By the way, he and Yu Hangjia still know each other.Although he knew it was impossible, Lan He began to imagine what it would be like for him to talk to Song Futan in reality.In other words, Lan He imagined what it would be like if they met in Yangjian.

"Hey, hey, why are you still in a daze?" Chen Xingyang was sitting next to Lan He, "What are you doing?"

Lan He lost his mind, and smiled: "It's nothing, even my friend invited me to eat this dish."

It's just a lotus root clip. As for thinking of friends at once, unless there is some special meaning, you still have to think like this... Then it probably won't work. ?”

Lan He: "Haha." He hesitated and said, "It's a netizen."

Chen Xingyang: "...I didn't expect you to look serious and play dating apps."

Lan He: "It's just a netizen who chats well. I haven't seen it. What do you think?"

Chen Xingyang: "What kind of thinking do you have, and you haven't met yet after chatting."

Lan He: "..."

Chen Xingyang saw Lan He dumbfounded, and said again: "Hey, I'm talking nonsense. In fact, it's right not to meet. You see, you are also a well-known parenting blogger now. Who knows the character of the other party across the Internet. If you meet, What if I recognized you, broke the news on the Internet, and sold your privacy?"

Lan He immediately said: "That's impossible, he has a very good character."

Chen Xingyang was surprised. It is rare for Lan He to speak to others so firmly, "Then you must have chatted for a long time, and you can meet if you want to. Who has no dark history? In high school, I played guitar for my girlfriend under the teaching building. The embarrassing video of the sand sculpture singing and breaking the sound has been ridiculed by fans."

Lan He: "...Let me think about it again."

Chen Xingyang: "Hahahaha, I really support you. I think you really want to see me. There's no need to be timid. It's the first time I see you wearing a mask."

Lan He: "..."

...have been wearing it all the time.

However, he subconsciously refuted Chen Xingyang's words, and his thoughts have been biased in the past few days.In fact, when Xiao Song said, please wait until you have no scruples, that is when he felt more and more that he should tell Xiao Song.

Maybe next time we meet, we can talk it over with Xiao Song... But thinking about meeting again, Xiao Song must have lost his soul again, and he doesn't know whether he should look forward to it or not.Well, let it be.

At this time, Yu Hangjia also took care of all the dishes, and told them to stop chatting and eat some pastries that were just delivered.There are many kinds of pastry, such as chicken pancakes, small rolls, jujube flowers, saqima and so on.

The dishes were also served quickly, and within a short time, dishes such as baked fresh abalone in stone pot, crab roe and shark's fin, and secret mandarin fish were served.

Yu Hangjia has long sleeves and is good at dancing, so he greeted everyone and introduced the origin of the dishes here.

Yu Hangjia said: "...Actually, this dish was originally produced in the county prince's mansion next door, so it was chosen to be opened here."

There are dozens of royal mansions in the capital, as well as various noble mansions, which were later repurposed for various purposes, including government units, schools, and scenic spots.This is not surprising.

But Yu Hangjia went on to say: "In the past, there were four haunted houses in the old capital, did you know about it?"

Yu Hangjia's family had taken root in the capital since his great-grandfather. His great-grandfather's memoirs can be regarded as historical materials, and the folklore of the capital is almost at his fingertips. He likes to use them to enliven the atmosphere at dinner parties.

Chen Xingyang asked: "Which version are you talking about?"

As time goes by, the haunted house will also change. There are several versions of the four major haunted houses in the capital, and the more famous ones have even been made into movies.Moreover, if you want to say that the biggest haunted house is Zijin City, it has always been rumored to be haunted.

"I'm talking about the version that was more recognized in the capital when my great-grandfather sang opera. One is the county prince's mansion next door, and the other is the military and police investigation department, the police chief's mansion, and the capital police training office. In fact, the four places, the original All of them lived in noble families, but many of them died badly, so they were all haunted by ghosts.

"The high-ranking officials who moved in after the trouble were all panicked and didn't dare to take this big house anymore. In the end, they had to let the military and police live in, hoping that they would be able to calm down. But this county palace is the only one where even the military and police are willing to live in it. Didn't live in. Without him, it's too fierce!"

Yu Hangjia said that this story is probably not the first time, and he is very proficient, "My great-grandfather said that there were high-ranking officials who lived there, but after a period of time, the hair of the wives and concubines kept falling out, and they were about to fall out. He himself He is a bald man. Although he does not lose his hair, he still has nightmares. He ordered his husband to come and see him. He said that he was not capable enough, so he resigned and suggested that he move early. The senior official thought about it, Still reluctant to part with the big house, they dug up the well, only to find that there were more than a dozen bones in the well where they had been drinking. One of the aunts was frightened and crazy, and the family moved out in a hurry."

Chen Xingyu trembled a little, especially when he said that there were bones in the well.

Chen Xingyang touched his chin instead: "The bones are all found, can't we do something to eliminate the resentment, or just calm down?"

As if waiting for him to ask, Yu Hangjia smiled and said, "Don't you think he hasn't thought about it? At that time, some people suggested that we simply throw two grenades. If you blame ghosts or not, let's blow them up. Or Like other haunted houses, if you ask the military and police to move in and live there for a period of time, you will not be able to control them. But, are there only bones? There are many evil places in that house. When they asked the gentleman who was watching the matter to talk about their ideas, the husband said , haven’t you noticed that there are a pair of old embroidered shoes in your wife’s room?”

Chen Xingyang: "...Damn."

He was also a little hairy, and couldn't help but grabbed Lan He's sleeve.

Yu Hangjia said leisurely: "Then Mr. has already discovered that the house has been abandoned for a long time, and there are four gates to live in. After they came, the immortals living inside are not satisfied. The way is not shallow, and Mr. Dare to provoke. Only then did the senior official come to his senses. His wife's temperament is indeed very strange these days, but he was with his aunt all day long, and he didn't care much, so he moved. After that, two or three unbelievers lived in, and they ended up miserable, so they have been idle. until--"

Chen Xingyang listened intently until what?

Yu Hangjia: "It was not until later that it was opened for ticket sales as a scenic spot."

Chen Xingyang: "..."

Yu Hangjia: "The first batch of tourists were elementary school students, not to mention some of them were rebuilt as schools later. Do you know what is Tongzijie? Some children are not sensible and like to play with small animals. The four gates are going to cross the robbery." Yes, sometimes it should be on the children. I don’t know if it’s because of this, or there are too many tourists coming and going, and the four gates are too annoying to move.”

After he finished speaking, he took a sip of tea, and Chen Xingyang relaxed.

At this time, Madam Yu leisurely added: "But the animals have only moved away, and the place is closed to the public at night. Sometimes some crews go in to shoot, and it is said that they have bumped into a faceless maid in ancient costume crying. "

Chen Xingyang almost didn't come up in a breath, "Mr. Yu, Mr. Liu, you did it on purpose, you must have colluded." He had just breathed a sigh of relief, but his cold sweat was about to break out again after these words.

Everyone laughed, Liu Chunyang said: "You are Taixu, look at Lan He, has his face changed?"

Wasn't that right? Lan He, who was being grabbed by his sleeves, was expressionless the whole time, and was even eating food. Seeing everyone looking over, he smiled mischievously: "I..."

"You don't believe those!" Everyone was able to answer quickly.I really have a firm mind, I can't be scared by ghost stories, and I can't be moved by personal experience.

"Haha, I think Xiaolan has a very good personality." Madam Yu said, "When Chunyang's movie is released, there will definitely be more film appointments. Hang Jia, do we have some movies recently? Do you think there are any suitable for Xiaolan?" ?”

Lan He was introduced by Liu Chunyang to help them once before, and the work was over in one day, but the effect was indeed immediate.

Liu Chunyang has certified that his acting skills are not bad. To them, being human as the second male lead and the third male lead is just a matter of casual words.But with Yu Hangjia's character, he couldn't just give any particularly important movie or lead actor. He made movies to make money after all, and Lan He wasn't well-known enough. Anyway, there was some popularity in it.

Yu Hangjia looked at the phone and said, "Hey, I've already said hello, and if anyone is suitable, please contact Xiaolan to audition. It's not the first time we've collaborated together. I watched a clip of "Chasing" two days ago, and my performance was quite good. OK."

Lan He hurriedly thanked the boss for the opportunity, and of course Liu Chunyang's introduction, obviously there is his face here.

Yu Hangjia was still staring at the phone, and suddenly stood up and said, "Well, it's a coincidence, Song Qiyun and his young master are also eating here, I'll go to say hello to him, you guys eat slowly, what do you need to tell Ah Jing .”

He gave an order, and went out in a hurry.

When he went out, Madam Yu said slowly: "Tsk, I must be talking to Song Qiyun about the cooperation again. Isn't Song Qiyun's son working on a new script? This time, for some reason, he didn't invest any money for so long. Heartbroken."

Lan He didn't know much about these situations, but only knew that Song Qiyun's son should be screenwriter Xuan Guang, "Is it Teacher Xuan Guang? He's so low-key, he never shows up."

Mrs. Yu said: "Yes, I heard that the health is not particularly good? I have seen it once from a distance. It looks very healthy. I don't know if it is true or not. It is very low-key and does not attend the event. I suspect that even the Internet Rarely, I heard people say that the investors wanted to recommend to them the most popular stars at that time, but Xuan Guang also said that he didn’t know him, and his acting skills were too bad.

"He has the confidence, I have been disgusted before." Chen Xingyang also began to gossip, he has also made Song Qiyun's movie, and he knows something, "Many of Director Song's movies are invested by his wife's natal family. It was written by my son again, high-quality one-stop industry. So what’s wrong this time, I won’t quarrel with my wife, and I usually have a good relationship.”

Mrs. Yu didn't know the reason, Song Qiyun's family kept a low profile, she shook her head and said, "Anyway, Lao Yu is a fart and wants to see if he missed anything."

Liu Chunyang immediately covered his heart and said, "Is it not enough for him to have me alone?"

Mrs. Yu: "Your ability to make money is not as good as before."

Liu Chunyang: "...Nonsense, my box office is pretty good!"

Madam Yu said innocently: "I'm not following your words. I originally wanted to talk about beauty, so think about it."

"... Huh, let's not talk about it. I'm going to toast after eating." Liu Chunyang rubbed his chin and said, "I asked Song Qiyun for a favor before, and I always wanted to find a chance to thank him. He is still old. decline."

As for why he didn't go with Yu Hangjia, everyone present knew that in the face of delicious food, how could Liu Chunyang be able to move forward!

……

Yu Hangjia came back not long after, but his expression was a bit strange.

"What's the matter?" Mrs. Yu looked wrong, Yu Hangjia came back much faster than she expected, it felt like a turn around.

Liu Chunyang also said: "I'm not leaving, I still want to have a drink with Song Qiyun."

Yu Hangjia shook his head, "Hey, I don't know, Song Qiyun and his brother-in-law's family are here."

Hey, this is not bad luck. Mrs. Yu said earlier that many of Song Qiyun's movies were mainly or participated in the investment by his wife's natal family, so how could someone poach Yuhangjia.

Everyone thought that he was frustrated because of this, but he touched his forehead and murmured in his heart. He always felt that after leaving the box, Song Qiyun called his son in a hurry, but when Yu Hangjia asked, Song Qiyun said it was all right.

Yu Hangjia didn't care about it once he thought about it, maybe there was a quarrel, and he didn't like to talk about it.

Liu Chunyang said: "Then I will go find them later, Xing Yang has to go too, Lan He, do you want to go together?"

Chen Xingyang: "Okay, let's go together. My sister also recommended Lan He to Director Song before, but I can go and say hello again. Once I am acquainted with him, maybe Director Song will think of a suitable role next time." you?"

He thinks that Lan He's acting skills are also quite good, and he can always play a supporting role.

Chen Xingyu also spoke up, mainly to make Lan He thicker, everyone thought she was aloof, and when she first asked for a role, she recommended herself to Liu Chunyang over and over again.

Lan He laughed and agreed: "Okay, okay, I'll treat you all to dinner after I'm done." But he drank too much, he still wanted to go to the toilet, so he said excuse me, and went out.

Bai Wu thought Lan He was going to leave, so he also followed.

Lan He was indeed heading towards the bathroom, but when he passed a private room, because it was an old house, the sound insulation was not that good, and he had good hearing, so he heard a faint voice coming from inside: "Walking around Soul, where to keep it, there is General Lu, help your spirit, recruit your true soul..."

Isn’t this a spell for evoking souls? Why are there people who collect their souls while eating? Or, why do some people lose their souls while eating? The waiter also introduced them that this house has good feng shui and put a lot of things to suppress evil spirits. .

Lan He felt strange, but she kept walking and continued to walk, but she heard the voice faintly: "Song Futan, Song Futan, you're back! Why aren't you back?"

Lan He: "..."

He almost lost his composure in front of Yiping again, Song Futan? !

It can't be the same name, right? Lan He's heart is pounding, the capital is so big, could it be that he, today and Xiao Song are eating at Xingshuang.

But there should not be many people who can leave their souls while eating like this.

If it is really Xiao Song, then is this a hint that today is an excellent day to get off the horse?

Lan He thought about it, and went into the bathroom with excitement, while Bai Wu continued to squat outside.

Lan He stayed in the bathroom for a while, probed to see that Yiping wasn't paying attention, came out lightly and left quickly.He couldn't bring Yiping with him, so he took out a mask from his pocket and covered his face.

I don't know if the one who left the soul is Xiao Song. If it is Xiao Song, the evil spirit who can drag him away from Xingshuang, who has set up a feng shui bureau, is still there, so he can't show his face to that thing.If not, there is no need to talk about it.

He watched and heard all the way, Xingshuang didn't see Song Futan or other wandering spirits, so he kept walking out.

The street outside was deserted, and there were not many passers-by. The weather was not so good today, and night had already fallen.

The waiter thought he was leaving and asked him there if he was driving.

"It's okay, I'll take a walk." Lan He was talking, and saw an old ghost wearing a red armband at the front of the street, shouting: "Hey, hey, why don't you buy tickets!"

Lan He's heart moved, and he walked directly to that side, which was the next door to the County Prince's Mansion, which had been used as a scenic spot.

At this time, no tourists were allowed in. There were still people in the security room packing up their things. Lan He thought about it, squatted down and jumped in.

The old ghost is still shouting: "Fare evasion! There is another fare evasion!"

It's a pity that the security guard didn't notice, the old ghost was so angry that he stomped his feet on the spot, gritted his teeth and chased after him.

The palace of the Prince of the County is decorated with carved beams and painted buildings, covered with green glazed tiles, clear water brick walls and red pillars. There are also some modern facilities such as trash cans and sightseeing cars, but they are all made in a retro form, which is not very inconsistent.

It's just that it's too quiet here at night.

Lan He walked among them, and for a moment he couldn't see Song Futan's figure, but the old ghost chased after him.He was the doorman here decades ago, and he can't see fare evasion.

Lan He originally wanted to find a place to leave the soul, it would be more convenient to search, and he definitely couldn't move in Xingshuang, for fear of being discovered by the waiter, but it was inconvenient here, the old ghost was always by his side.

When he was thinking about how to get rid of it, the old ghost shut up, took a few steps back and turned around, muttering: "It's better for you..."

Lan He frowned, and when she turned around, there was a pair of embroidered shoes less than ten centimeters away from his face, swinging them, bringing a breeze to blow on the Yintang.

"..." Lan He calmed down for three seconds, kept his eyes from looking up, turned around and walked in another direction.

It's just that he walked a few steps, but felt that the clothes were being pulled by force. Looking back, the corner of the clothes was caught in the closed door at some time, as if someone was pulling inside.

He muttered to himself: "Why did you hang up..."

Then he struggled hard, pulled out the corner of the clothes from inside, and continued to walk forward.

The sound of the wooden door creaking came from behind, followed by the sound of footsteps, one pair, two pairs, three pairs, the number is increasing...

Yu Hangjia wasn't trying to scare anyone, this place really has a lot of ghosts, but he didn't drown in the well, but hanged himself.Generally, ghosts who are hanged to death have a lot of resentment.

Lan He was quite calm, and was even thinking, since he was wearing a mask anyway, should he start questioning these female ghosts casually, and if they saw whether Song Futan was there, they would only think that he was eating from the underworld.

As he walked, those female ghosts floated in front of him and took out their own hanging ropes. The knots were all ready-made. This was the rope they used to hang themselves back then. They hung it in front of this living person. As long as he walked forward Go, the head will be set in.

Seeing the living people getting closer and closer, expressions of excitement appeared on their faces.

Lan He tilted her head, and her feet swayed slightly, passing the noose.

Female ghost: "?"

Is it a coincidence?

After thinking about it, the female ghosts stood shoulder to shoulder in front of him, and lowered the hanging rope to hang him.It has been many years since anyone dared to come in alone at night.

Lan He looked at the row of hanging ropes in front of him, and stopped. Well, this formation is too dense, unless he bends over now.Or, let's show my hideous true face...

At this moment, Yiping appeared with her head poking her head, and Lan He's movements froze.

When Bai Wu saw Lan He, he was overjoyed at first. He realized that Lan He had disappeared and was looking for it. Fortunately, when he found it outside, a ghost reminded him.

But soon, Bai Wu found that Lan He was accompanied by a whole row of women in court clothes with hanging ropes in their hands. In the night, their pale faces were dripping with blood and tears.The feet in the embroidered shoes kick the left side and the right side from time to time, as if repeating the moment before dying.

Bai Wu showed a look of fear, and took two steps back as if he couldn't breathe: "Hi, how many!"

Not so scary, but a lot.

Lan He: "..."

What the hell, why did he follow here.

Lan He sighed in his heart, once Yiping came, it was difficult to deal with, so he had to keep turning a blind eye and walk out.

Bai Wu felt that there were too many female ghosts, and any gathering of more than one person would make him feel uncomfortable.Of course, what is more important now is that these female ghosts seem to be following Lan He.

Bai Wu kept a few meters away, and muttered: "Why do you want to evade the fare? Isn't it good to come during the day? These female ghosts have been dead for a long time, and they have a lot of resentment... I don't want to fight, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. "

He looked like he was about to cry, and the whole thing was negative, negative, and mournful.

The female ghost was speechless when she saw Bai Wu who was chattering, and made an impatient gesture to rush towards him.

"Ugh!" Bai Wu took a breath, and crouched on the ground with his head covered in fright.

The female ghost smiled contemptuously, stretched out her hand, tied Lan He with the sling, and whispered in his ear, "Don't go, okay?"

Lan He staggered a bit, as expected of being a ghost for so long, to be able to affect the body of a stranger so much, it's inappropriate to pretend to be ignorant at this time.

So he turned his head and looked around for a week against the face of the female ghost who was close at hand, "Who is it?"

When there was no reply, Lan He turned around, buried her head and quickened her pace.

It was also at this time that the dark wind blew up behind him, and the cold breath seemed to penetrate into the bone marrow, and the resentment seemed to be condensed into substance, Lan He turned around suddenly, and clasped the paper in his pocket tightly.

I only heard Yiping yelling a few times indiscriminately, of course, it may also be crying a few times, closing her eyes and rushing forward.Then he saw a huge hedgehog leaping diagonally from its spines, knocking Lan He down heavily, and the spines suddenly opened!

There are tens of thousands of thorns densely packed, as sharp as steel needles, so that no one dares to strike.

Before Lan He could move, Yiping pushed her down.

From such a close distance, you can still see Yiping's round bean-like eyes lying on his body with her eyes closed tightly in fear, and she mutters in a trembling voice: "I haven't lived in the Great God of Wealth Building in the big courtyard, don't force me... "

The female ghosts were going to be pissed off by Yiping, "Okay, let's hang the hedgehog to dry today."

Bai Wu's eyes were dead, and he said without arrogance: "I, I will kill you."

Its life and death can be determined by fate, but that of its benefactor cannot.

Lan He: "..."

At this moment, Lan He was in a complicated mood, even a little shocked, and looked at Baimen with admiration.

Yiping didn't know that he didn't need protection, and Yiping, who had been living a passive life with no fighting spirit, could still feel it trembling, but it still rushed forward and used its spikes to protect Lan He.

How much fear, even nature, it has to overcome for it.

Lan He took a deep breath, "Get out of the way."

The author has something to say: A good friend of mankind, Yiping