The villain is not crazy

While chopping the vegetables, Su Qingyi was thinking, when was the last time he stepped into the kitchen, as a scum who is rich and keen on eating and waiting to die, he never thought that one day he would choose to solve his own diet by hand .

He has a team of Michelin chefs with an hourly salary of tens of thousands. He has experts in thousands of ancient and modern cuisines, who plan his daily diet specially to ensure that the delicacies he tastes every day will not be the same every day.

So... why did he give up the professional team that spent a lot of money to prepare, and choose to cook a barely edible food by himself.

He has been thinking about this incomprehensible question so much that he almost chopped off his finger.

Su Qingyi let out a "hiss -" and looked at the small cut made on his finger, his whole body was in a state of bewilderment.

Tumi seemed to have eyes behind her back, she walked over from the other end of the bar in a few steps, snatched his hand and took a look: "The injury is not deep."

Then he looked up...

Su Qingyi said that she didn't really want to hear what he said next.

really……

Tumi said coolly: "It seems that you have degraded more than just your brain over the years."

Su Qingyi: "..."

He was a little angry for a while, and felt that he should be wronged. Although he didn't understand why he was wronged in front of this person, the constant pain from the injured finger made the body that had been pampered and pampered all these years more and more delicate. If you don't come, even the words that you planned to go back tough will be washed away.

He...it hurts so much QWQ.

It is of course not feasible to let Su Qingyi stand here and bleed like this, Tumi sighed, and forcefully dragged him to the storage cabinet aside.

Su Qingyi was staggered by him, and almost fell down. While feeling dissatisfied with this man's inexplicable and rude behavior, at the same time, he wondered how his 1.8-meter body was being dragged like a paper doll by him. Yes, it was pulled over as soon as it was pulled.

Why is he so strong?

Su Qingyi: "Have you gone to the gym?"

Tumi was rummaging through boxes and chests looking for a first-aid kit. He couldn't understand this person's brain circuit when he heard this inexplicable question.

As soon as he turned his head and was about to open his mouth, he saw Su Qingyi's expression of admiration: "How did you overcome your gym phobia?"

Tumi: "..." He opened his mouth, closed it again, and finally spat out only one: "...what?"

Su Qingyi: "...Gym phobia, when I think of myself panting and sweating on those equipment, I feel fear from the bottom of my heart."

What is this all about?

Tumi was really confused by anger, and then he grabbed it, and actually caught him the first-aid kit that was hidden under a layer of documents at some time.

Immediately, he was carried out, suppressing his anger and grabbing the injured hand of the man, looking at the wound on it that was only as long as a small fingernail, it was superficial, and the time had already begun to scab...

He suddenly realized that he was making a big deal out of a fuss.

Tumi stared at the hands that no longer needed to be bandaged and the fully equipped first aid kit, and fell into a strange silence.

If stupidity is a disease, then he must have been infected by Su Qingyi's paper.

However, Su Qingyi sighed: "I have indeed fallen a bit these years..."

Always proud, he seldom admits his shortcomings, and is waiting for Tumi's next cynicism. After waiting for a long time, there is only a silence so quiet that you can hear a needle drop.

Su Qingyi finally realized that something was wrong, he looked at Tumi, but saw that he was still obsessed with staring at his small wound that was completely harmless, with a very annoyed look on his face.

Su Qingyi: "..." Do you think I hurt too shallow?

He thought to himself, I haven't seen each other for so many years, Tumi, your narrow-mindedness really hasn't changed at all, why have you hated such a small thing for so long... Although he was indeed a little disrespectful when he left, and even dialed his phone number to blacklist……

Su Qingyi coughed, thinking that Tumi didn't chop him up with a knife, it's really more forgiving...

He felt itchy where he was being grabbed by Tumi, subconsciously withdrew his hand, hid it behind his back, and said angrily, "A little injury..."

Tumi looked up at him, this look Su Qingyi was all too familiar with.

Sure enough, Tumi suppressed the emotions in her voice: "Why didn't you chop off your fingers?"

Su Qingyi trembled subconsciously, and became even more suspicious of Tumi's motive for asking him to wash the vegetables at the beginning.

Just when he wondered whether it was right or wrong for him to seek help from Tumi, Tumi snorted, stuffed the first-aid kit into his arms, and went back to the kitchen without looking back.

Su Qingyi hugged the first aid kit: "...???"

He was about to open his mouth to ask, when he heard Tumi's voice coming from one end: "Isn't it hurt? Bandage yourself."

Su Qingyi fell silent looking at his scabbed fingers.

Tumi, he is deliberately taking the opportunity to take revenge on himself, right?

Su Qingyi glanced at the first-aid kit and then at his own fingers. After all, he didn't pretentiously wrap up the wound that didn't need to be treated with bandages any more.

He put the first aid kit back in place without moving.

I stood there for a while, and began to fall into a state of bewilderment about my situation.

Before that, she couldn't understand whether Tumi really wanted to help him or deliberately watched him have fun.

According to his understanding of Tumi, this is very possible.

retreat……

Where are we going to retreat?Who would he tell about the things around him? It's not like he hasn't thought about seeking help from professionals these days, but all of them treat him as a liar who took him for granted.

Of course, he didn't have nothing to do without Tumi, but at this moment he only thought of Tumi, and only Tumi was willing to believe his words and stand on the same front with him. Things, from his mouth, are just a slightly more difficult subject.

He believed that Tumi could help him.

But he didn't know if he was willing to help him.

He seemed to be at the bottom of a pit. Although he was not afraid of the dark, he also longed for someone to accompany him.

Especially that person is stronger than himself, which can give him a more secure sense of security.

And if La Tumi jumped into the pit with him, he wouldn't feel any guilt...

Besides, among them, who would not hurt the other.

Su Qingyi wandered around, hesitating for a while, so that he stood there stupidly for a while.

Although Tumi was very angry just now, but just standing on the bar for a while, he couldn't control himself to look at Su Qingyi, he cut the vegetables carelessly for a while, and took a sneak peek.

Then he finished the seasoning again, and took another look at it.

When he put the vegetables into the pot, he almost threw the sugar in as salt, and he couldn't help cursing inwardly: "Damn."

Tumi felt that instead of torturing herself like this, it would be better to call that person directly in front of her, rather than being absent-minded.

"What are you doing standing there?" He said to Su Qingyi, "Come here."

Su Qingyi was taken aback by the call, then couldn't believe it.

In fact, the storage cabinet is only two steps away from the kitchen bar. Standing there, he felt that his words were lacking in momentum, so he stepped over and said in an extremely surprised tone: "I'm hurt, you still don't let it go." I?"

Tumi: "..." Am I so cruel?

No... What is this person thinking while standing there?

He doesn't think he hurt him on purpose, does he?

Didn't he cut that knife on his finger stupidly?

He was so angry and confused for a while, under the influence of the oily smoke, his stupidity infected by Su Qingyi washed away his reason again, and said bitterly: "Why didn't you chop off your brain too?"

Su Qingyi: "..."

He was holding his breath and was about to go back, when he saw Tumi sighed, took a piece of meat from the pot with the chopsticks in his hand and handed it to his mouth: "How about the taste?"

Su Qingyi looked at this piece of meat, as if it was not a piece of meat, but poison/medicine.

Tumi was annoyed: "It's not poisonous."

Probably because the faint scent was too alluring, Su Qingyi opened his mouth in doubt, and then his expression was distorted by the heat.

Tea millet:"……"

He tried his best to control the smile on his face, and whispered: "Idiot."

Su Qingyi: "..." He wanted to curse, but the piece of meat made his tongue numb, so he could only swallow it whole, and then he was fascinated by the returning taste.

In the end, I didn't know why I was angry.

Angry at yourself for being so stupid?

Tumi: "How does it taste?"

Su Qingyi had some doubts about life, and replied with a confused look: "It's...not bad."

Tumi then turned around, put the dishes into the prepared plates, and ordered naturally: "Bring it to the dining table."

Su Qingyi: "...Oh."

Tumi was a little surprised why this person was so honest all of a sudden, she glanced at him, and saw that this person was completely out of shape, walking towards... the trash can with a plate in his sleepwalking appearance.

He quickly grabbed the man's hand and snatched back the plate that survived the disaster, feeling inexplicably tired: "Are you crazy?"

Su Qingyi didn't understand: "Didn't you let me throw it into the trash can?"

Tea millet:"……"

Only then did Su Qingyi come to his senses, and then he doubted himself even more: "Am I... a little stupid?"

Tumi's eyes seemed to be touched by you finally discovering this fact.

So Su Qingyi was hit even more without any belief in survival.

Did his IQ really drop all the way, from above the level of normal people to below the passing line?

Su Qingyi was falling into deep doubts about himself and couldn't extricate himself. He felt that someone had knocked on his head, which made him tremble, and saw Tumi in front of him annoyed: "Isn't it a fact that everyone knows that you are stupid?" ?”

Su Qingyi wanted to refute but felt that there was no way to refute it. When he was beside Tumi, he was indeed rendered like a freshly baked idiot.

But that's only relative to Tumi!

Su Qingyi felt that he could still save it, and he suddenly realized: "Is it possible that someone wrote about me on that paper website, not only writing, but also pulling my IQ below the passing line too much?"

The more he thought about it, the more this happened, so he showed that I was not that stupid myself.

Tumi had nothing to say, but looked at this piece of paper to restore her self-confidence, and firmly believed that her IQ was still above the level of ordinary people.

He wanted to open his mouth, but felt powerless.

I can only let this little silly fork continue to raise its tail again, and then I saw him take the plate from his hand and put it on the dining table, while picking up the serving chopsticks on the side to taste: "emmm..."

Tea millet:"……"

He began to wonder whether the decision to let this person into his home was torturing the other party or torturing himself.

After Su Qingyi tasted one chopstick, he couldn't help but taste the second chopstick. In the end, he looked at the half-empty plate, and a sense of guilt surfaced in his heart.

He pondered for a while, then poked the chopsticks from side to side, just as he was satisfied with his wit, when he heard Tumi's cool voice: "Come here, serve the food."

Su Qingyi was short-handed, but this time he didn't bother, and the two finally sat at the dining table.

He asked curiously, "On weekdays... you also do it yourself?"

Tumi let out an 'hmm'.

Su Qingyi actually couldn't believe it: "You want to keep fit, take care of the property, and finally cook by yourself?"

His eyes could not help but bring a little admiration.

Tea millet:"……"

He stretched out his chopsticks and picked up more than half of the dishes he handed to the man. His eyes flashed coolly. Seeing that the man was avoiding his sight, he finally chose to let him go: "You can't eat without sleep." No words."

Su Qingyi ate everything honestly, but in the end she probably felt that her bowl was too clean and she was a little shy.

Waiting for Tumi diss, but saw that he just glanced at him and didn't say anything.

Su Qingyi was going to be caught by Tumi who was so talkative today, and his whole body fell into a fear of whether he was holding back a bigger evil.

He was sitting at the dining table, seeing Tumi, who neither spoke nor dissed him, quietly tidying up the dishes. Against the background of the gentle, dim light, his original tough lines were softened, and there was a hint of the taste of a good wife and loving mother. .

He just dropped the idea.

Instant horror.

How short-sighted is it to be able to see the feeling of a good wife and mother from Tumi?!

Su Qingyi was in a bad mood, he was caught in the question of whether he was possessed by a demon for a while, then he was taken out of his mobile phone and clicked on the paper website, thought for a moment, and decisively searched for the word "enemy".

He had known for a long time that this website had a channel called Pure Love, and the authors in it had a lot of operations, focusing on the dog blood between two men.

After a second, the little chrysanthemum finished spinning, and the search results came out.

Seeing the words "marrying an old enemy", "falling in love with an old enemy", and "conceiving a child of an old enemy", my heart suddenly became cold...

A voice came from Tumi over there: "Do you need to prepare?"

Su Qingyi hurriedly hid the phone in a panic, with a guilty conscience: "What?"

Tumi gave him a strange look: "Aren't you sleeping with me tonight?"

what... what? !Why did you fall asleep before you got married? ?

Su Qingyi's head stuttered, and his whole body was not well.

The author has something to say:

Tea millet:……? ? ?

#我友友What on earth are you thinking every day#

The second one is added!The scumbag author is snowing here, and feels like his hands are about to fall off.

The name will not be changed, woo woo woo

Ugly I don't care QWWWQ

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