The villain is not crazy

Tumi's voice is not the kind of magnetic voice, it's as cold as others, as if nothing can make him emotional, and he always looks like he can't arouse his enthusiasm.

Su Qingyi was able to be friends with him back then, and endured him for many years - thinking about it now, he also felt a little surprised.

But at this moment, he heard a trace of displeasure in Tumi's voice.

Of course he refused Tumi's question, after all no man wants to turn himself into a grassland.

But looking at Tumi's appearance, he was a little puzzled: "But I ask the author to change it to a girlfriend that I like and is devoted to, can't it be all right?"

Tumi asked seriously: "What kind of girlfriend do you like?"

"Cute." Su Qingyi picked up the soda and took a sip: "At least not too stupid, I like soft and cute ones."

"Then what kind of mother do you like?" Tumi asked again.

Su Qingyi froze.

"You only remember the mother in that article. Even if the author made a slight change in the end, most of the changes are abilities, such as the ability to make money and the golden finger that the author gave her, but her personality has not changed... Or maybe it hasn't changed too much." Tumi always speaks in a leisurely manner: "So...can you guarantee that you can analyze your preferences with absolute calmness when facing the girlfriend described by the author?"

Su Qingyi: "..."

"Love is the most irrational, and it is also the most unclear. Maybe you know that person is not worthy of your sincerity, but you still give wholeheartedly in the author's pen."

Su Qingyi felt as if someone was blowing cold wind at his back, he subconsciously hugged his arms: "Have you turned on the air conditioner?"

Tumi glanced at him indifferently: "Are you finally scared?"

Su Qingyi put down the hand that was holding his arm: "Fuck!"

He picked up the can and found that he had already drunk the drink in it, so he reached into his arms and took out a cigarette.

Then the slightly cool voice sounded again: "I don't smoke second-hand smoke."

Su Qingyi paused, hesitating between resistance and obedience, and finally reason prevailed: "What do you think?"

"As you said, there is a consciousness or something else around you, manipulating the life around you through these novels. So what exactly is this thing, why can it affect your life, in a completely unknown situation Next, we might as well use known conditions to assign some attributes to this thing and narrow the scope, just like solving any difficult problem. So... after so long, haven't you found anything in common?"

"Common point?" Su Qingyi was at a loss.

Tu Mi hummed: "For example, novels, such as villains."

Su Qingyi's head hurts when he thought of this: "I know what you said, but I don't understand, why..."

"what why?"

"Why does this happen to me, it's unscientific..."

Tumi took out another bottle of pop can from the drawer and threw it into Su Qingyi's hand: "You are doing a very simple physics problem, and you are asked to use a formula to solve it. Do you ask why this formula is like this? Why is gravity called gravity? , Why is potential energy called potential energy..."

Su Qingyi: "...Yes, why?"

Tumi once again showed Su Qingyi's familiar eyes of contempt for IQ: "Are you sure you were admitted to our school at the beginning instead of buying it with money?"

Su Qingyi: "..." Well, it's time to start a personal attack.

"You have deviated from the question from the very beginning, and asked you to use a formula to solve it. You go back to the source, and you are entangled in the principle of the formula..." He clicked in the air with his hand: "Put the cart before the horse, any problem will fall into some kind of problem once it is traced to the source. The state of philosophy is like whether the world came first, the chicken or the egg, philosophy itself has no solution.”

He paused, trying to be as concise as possible: "In short, the most important thing for you now is not to find out what that thing is, you just need to find out its characteristics, and then use what you know to seek the unknown. When the information you get from it becomes more and more The more you have, the more likely you are to seek the ultimate solution to this problem."

"The final solution?" Su Qingyi didn't know what to do.

He was so frightened that he took a sip of his drink, and then he slowly recovered, and Tumi gradually sorted out his chaotic head.

When he was stunned, Tumi said clearly with his unique voice: "Yes, getting rid of everything is the final solution to this matter."

Su Qingyi sighed: "It feels like doing a difficult problem."

Tumi looked at him: "Aren't you encountering a difficult problem now? How did we solve such problems before?"

Su Qingyi paused: "Copied your answer?"

Tea millet:"……"

He had a rare moment of loss of speech, and recalled it to himself, it seemed that this was indeed the case, this guy Su Qingyi always copied his answers when he encountered problems he couldn't solve.

He was quite helpless, and he also hated iron for being weak: "In the past few years, you haven't made any progress?"

Su Qingyi felt aggrieved: "I didn't go home to inherit the family property to further my studies. Now I..." In order to prevent Tumi from overestimating himself, he honestly admitted his shortcomings: "I should have regressed."

Tea millet:"……"

He looked at Su Qingyi with complicated eyes for a long while.

Su Qingyi felt ashamed when he saw him. He felt that he was a person who could fight back then. Although he was a bit short in studies, he was still an outstanding young man with a bright mind and extraordinary talents. The stars and the sea... It's a pity that the family property has been misunderstood.

Su Qingyi, who has owned the wealth of the Su family for several generations, thought very realistically that since I am so rich, why do I have to sweat? Wouldn't it be quick to sleep on the pile of money honestly?

Then he fell down for several years, and now reunited with his old friend, he has changed from a rival to a veritable rookie.

Su, who has nothing but money, caiji coughed reservedly: "Look at our friendship for many years..."

"Forgive me for being a useless pig teammate?" Tumi said coolly.

Su Qingyi's self-esteem was slightly frustrated, but over the years, the only thing he has improved is probably the thickness of his skin and the strength of his heart, so he took a cautious look at him, and decided to blow a rainbow fart: "Fortunately, I have you so smart , and strong, a good brother who can't be troubled by anything."

He, Su Qingyi, has always had money and is always at a disadvantage. He has never been the only one who blows rainbow farts to him, and this is the first time he blows rainbow farts to others.

Tumi pursed her lips, not seeing how happy she was, and suddenly stood up from the sofa.

Su Qingyi was already nervous, seeing him like this, thought he was unhappy, and was about to speak, so he heard him say: "Aren't you hungry?"

It was only then that Su Qingyi realized that it was already night, and it kept jumping to after seven o'clock, but he had a full stomach of drinks, but he didn't feel hungry at all.

His eyes couldn't help wandering to the empty drink bottles on the coffee table, counting carefully, there were four bottles...

Tumi rolled up his sleeves and opened the refrigerator. The sound of opening the drawer and rubbing ice slag made Su Qingyi dazzled. Then, as if realizing something, he suddenly turned around and saw that Tumi had already put the ingredients on the bar in the kitchen.

He was shocked: "What are you doing?"

Tumi picked up the apron hanging on the other wall, neatly swung her arms upside down and made a slipknot, and while opening and wrapping up the ingredients, put them in the microwave to wake up and freeze, while replying: "Cooking."

Su Qingyi: "..." He was a little strange, looking at Tumi as if he didn't know her.

Then, Tumi, who was still preparing materials, heard the man seem to think of something, with a slightly frightened tone, carefully suppressing his voice, as if he was afraid of scaring himself: "You...you won't also Was it worn?"

Tumi's hand for chopping vegetables stopped, and he raised his head angrily to look at Su Qingyi who was crouching behind the sofa and looking at him cautiously.

"Come here." He suppressed his emotions.

Su Qingyi grabbed the sofa and didn't move.

He repeated it emotionally.

Su Qingyi walked over shyly in three steps and turned his head, and then he was stuffed with ingredients by Tumi.

Su Qingyi: "???"

Tumi took it for granted: "The one on the left should be washed in the pool on your right, and the one on the right..."

Su Qingyi quickly interrupted: "You won't order me to help you, will you?"

Tumi half-raised her eyes: "Huh? You can't do this well, can you?" A look of why are you so useless.

Su Qingyi's head was full of black lines: "Of course I can... No, why should I help you?"

"Didn't you want me to help?" Tumi had already started to turn her attention back, busy with the work in hand: "I wanted to help, but you can't count on it at all, so you can only rely on me for output..."

He paused: "You understand this example."

Su Qingyi's knee was punctured, but fortunately, he was already mentally prepared before coming, so he could only bear the humiliation and nodded.

Tumi continued: "So during this period of time, you will live with me for the time being, and I will supervise everything around you in an all-round way, in order to obtain more data."

Even if Tumi didn't say that, Su Qingyi actually had such a plan. He was about to nod again when he suddenly realized something was wrong.

"What does this have to do with me helping you?" Su Qingyi thought about Tumi for a long time and said that he didn't deliberately distract himself so that he could be fooled into working.

Tumi let out a "tsk".

Indeed it is!

Before Su Qingyi was angry, he saw Tumi put on the gloves beside him, and said as a matter of course, "Do you usually do such things?"

Su Qingyi didn't understand why she asked this: "How could I do these..."

"The characters in every novel have a setting. For example, you, your setting is the villain. Have you ever thought that if you jumped out of this setting, you would do something that you would never have done or thought about doing in the past? Things, completely overturn your original character design, what will happen?"

Su Qingyi fell into deep thought.

"As you said, the thing that interferes with your life, you call it consciousness, shows that you understand that it has subjective and non-subjective emotions in it. When it works hard to make everything around you exactly according to the book When things were planned and one of the characters ran wild and completely reversed the original course, guess... would it be angry?"

Su Qingyi's eyes began to light up.

"And when it's angry, it shows its holes, and we're more able to determine the scope and limitations of its capabilities."

Su Qingyi sighed: "I skipped it to connect with the author, so it didn't respond, because according to the author's article, everything is still going through the plot normally..."

After he sighed, he praised sincerely: "Your suggestion is really good."

The corner of Tumi's mouth moved up a little: "Then..."

Su Qingyi: "Huh?"

"After you wash the vegetables on the left, remember to put them in a basket. I'll use them later, and shred the vegetables on the right..."

Su Qingyi: "..." No... You've told me so much, but in the end, the ultimate goal is just to let me help you?

The author has something to say:

This is the five hundred plus change promised to a certain little baby! ~

Not every five hundred will be added (

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In addition, is Tumi and the villain a brother or sister?

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Copy what my friend said.

You've hurt me without any remorse.

leave me sad at night for a long time

Tears streaming down my face and turning sideways

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My friend has too much cauliflower!

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