Ace Gossip Squad
Chapter 96
The Ode to Joy sung by Sikong Yi and his younger brothers was amazing. After everyone reacted, the audience in the venue started to bark, meow, and yell like crazy. Everyone felt that words could no longer express their love for the three little brothers. If you love them, you have to talk to them in person.
It's as if they can understand their barking, meowing, squeaking, big flowers, big yellow and little white.
Fifth Primary: …….
Can you speak Mandarin, please?
Big Yellow, Big Flower and Little White sat around Sikong Yi very obediently after the performance, and after Sikong Yi finished the performance, the third part of the program of "Weekend Hi Shaking the Sky" - hot headline discussion.
Because this "Weekend Hi Fantian" is a live broadcast, the discussion of the popular headlines at this time is also determined entirely based on the headlines in the past few days. Neither the host nor the guests have predicted it in advance, so the authenticity is very good.However, all the guests who come to this show will pay close attention to Weibo headlines on the same day, lest they have nothing to say when they get there.
"Ahem, our six guests are indeed versatile. You have shown us your charm again!" Wang Lele said with a smile, "But..."
Hu Yunfan chuckled lightly: "However, I have always believed that the charm of language is the real charm. And discussing certain issues with a person can help us understand each other better and find a confidant. So, here we are Our third session, wonderful point of view!"
"Are you happy? Are you looking forward to it!!" Qi Dasheng and Huang Zhuzhu said with smiles.The audience below answered "Looking forward" very supportively, and besides Sikong Yi's eyes shining and sincerely showing an expression of expectation among the six guests, the others even Zhong Kui and Lu Yuhang, who have experienced many battles, Also a little nervous.
You know, in the history of "Weekend Hi Fan Tian", the third part where the stars are most likely to make a fool of themselves is the third link. The host will ask you various questions, and sometimes you fall into the language trap. have no idea.But everyone still likes to watch this very much.So, everyone is a little nervous every time I get here.However, this group of people certainly does not include Sikong Yi.
Sitting in the first row, Mr. Yan saw the excited expression on his gossip face very clearly through the glasses. Mr. Yan thought in his heart, yes, discuss gossip with a gossip maniac, if he is not happy strange.
Therefore, in the next third session, both the audience inside and outside the venue directly and deeply experienced Sikong Yi's love for gossip and liveliness.
Hu Yunfan held his host card: "Let's take a look, ah, I believe everyone knows the first topic, that is, the murder and impersonation of actor Xu who has caused a lot of trouble recently. Everyone is concerned about this matter. What do you think? Please express your truest thoughts, a few words will do.”
Wan Tianqing, who had been robbed of the limelight by Sikong Yi before, was very eager to speak first: "It's just too scary! We know people and face, but we don't know the heart. We must be careful of the people around us."
This sentence does not sound like a problem, but the reason why this link is so pitiful, of course, has its reasons!
At this time, Lu Yuhang glanced at Wan Tianqing, nodded and said, "This matter is simply unbelievable. I hope that the friends around me will not treat me like this and betray my trust."
As soon as this remark came out, the judgment was judged.Wan Tianqing's complexion suddenly became uneasy. Compared with Lu Yuhang's words, his words were obviously more selfish.This made Lu Yuhang very gentle and kind.Therefore, if you are not afraid of not knowing the goods, you are afraid of comparing goods, and the same is true.
After Lu Yuhang finished speaking, Chen Meng and Miao Miao also spoke.
"There will be no such people around me. I believe in everyone." Chen Meng's style is obviously silly and sweet.
And Miao Miao said after thinking for a while: "...I don't know what to say, but I don't think Best Actor Xu would have thought that someone would harm him like this before it happened."
Zhong Kui nodded beside him: "That's why things are impermanent. Some things, no matter how careful you are, fate is fate, and it is difficult for ordinary people to resist. So, cherish the people in front of you."
Zhong Kui's words got approval from many people, but Sikong Yi shook his head beside him, even shaking his head with a few pets.That picture is quite interesting.
"I don't think so. Even the appearance of human beings on this earth is caused by countless coincidences. Destiny...maybe it's just a synonym. Cowards use it as a reason for failure and obedience, while victory Those who regard it as the glory of their own transcendence." When Sikong Yi said this, the expression on his face was very serious, and his eyes, which were always shining brightly, were inexplicably dark at this moment: "What will you become?" Such a person has nothing to do with fate, but only with the mind."
Just like Xu Tuzhi, if anyone else went through the miserable five years before him, who would be like him, even if he became a beggar, he would not lose his heart and faith to fight against fate?I'm afraid that she has already become the cannon fodder of fate, and has another fate.
Hu Yunfan's eyes flashed sharply, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, "I don't know why, but I like Xiao Yi's 'destiny theory' very much. It's not about fate, it's just about thinking, um, I think so too .”
At this time, the audience inside the venue and the young audience in front of the TV outside the venue felt somewhat touched when they heard this. Some people thought that Sikong Yi just said it nicely, and that fate will make you sad and painful Can you still speak so easily?And some people think of their not-so-good situation now. They find that they are indeed complaining about others most of the time, but they have not put in effort, and they have a decision in their hearts.Anyone else just sat in front of the sofa with their chin propped up, showing a half-smile expression.
"Little brother? What are you watching? "Weekend Hi Fantian"? Ha, am I dazzled? You are so bored to watch this kind of variety show? Don't you always think they are stupid and naive? Everyone is A funny clown?" The one who spoke was a beautiful woman with long legs, big breasts, a gorgeous face, and an imposing manner.
And the young man she called her younger brother smiled and said, "Even if it's a clown, there are cute clowns and annoying clowns, right? I think there's a clown who is getting cuter and cuter, so cute that I want to put He has it for himself."
The beauty's face changed slightly when she heard the words, and then she said nonchalantly: "Then I would like to congratulate that person, this is quite rare."
The young man shrugged his shoulders: "Really? It's a pity that that person may not want to be owned by me. It's a bit of a headache."
The beautiful woman looked at Sikong Yi and the others who were talking on the TV, her eyes flickered, with worries that she didn't realize.
At this time, in the live broadcast, the hosts Wang Lele and Hu Yunfan have already asked several questions related to the most popular Weibo searches in turn. Although these are all popular Weibo posts, there are also classifications in various fields. Yes, so there are always one or two questions that make everyone not understand that the explanation is not very good, but the audience at the scene were surprised to find that no matter which hot Weibo topic was asked by the host, Sikong Yi was able to say He is straightforward, and he can even intersperse a few gossip opinions of his own. He even knows which city happened when a certain city manager and a peddler quarreled and beat each other, and then both lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.
After Wang Lele, Hu Yunfan and the others finished asking the last question, almost everyone looked at Sikong Yi with admiration.
Sikong Yi had a good gossip. At this time, he was in a very happy mood. He saw everyone looking at him, and suddenly felt that he couldn't hold back. He subconsciously picked up a big flower and put it on his chest, and then said: "Everyone What are you looking at me for?"
Qi Dasheng stood up and gave Sikong Yi a fist with emotion: "Brother, I know why your fans call you Sikong Gossip! Your Weibo name is so perfect! Tell me what gossip you have You don't know? I think you have the talent to be a paparazzi."
Immediately, there was continuous good-hearted laughter in the venue, and Sikong Yi's sister fans and aunt fans shouted together several times, "Love Sikong, love gossip!"
No matter how thick-skinned Sikong Yi is, he couldn't help but blush. He pretended to be calm and said: "Who doesn't have two hobbies? Right. I'm still a good young man who likes to be lively."
Everyone laughed, but Wan Tianqing muttered next to him: "The eighth woman."
Zhong Kui narrowed his eyes slightly when he heard his words.
Finally, the third link passed with everyone's laughter, and the last big link was to play games.The last issue of "Weekend Hi Fantian" was a werewolf game. Although everyone had fun playing it, it wasn't very interesting for the audience to watch.In addition, the guests this time are more or less acting, so this time the game "Weekend Hi Shaking the Sky" is a bit awesome. The name of the game is "Crazy Dodge".
Roughly, a total of ten people, including four hosts and guests, wore special tight protective clothing and entered the large laser array prepared by the crew.Rely on your physical flexibility or mind, go from the far left to the right, and get the rightmost diamond.Of course, this is a simulated laser that will not harm the human body. After wearing protective clothing, smoke will be emitted if the simulated laser is hit on the body. If you are hit twice, you will be disqualified. In the end, it depends on who has the fastest and most complete time. Get diamonds to win.
Because the route of the simulated laser is random and there is time for the guests to respond, it is not too difficult.But in general, this is still a relatively difficult and interesting game.It was also the first time for the audience to see such a laser game. Those with big brains even thought of a thriller like a certain crisis, and immediately screamed excitedly.And after the six guests and four hosts had all changed their costumes, the audience screamed even more—the tight protective clothing is really tight!It's a boon for the eyes!
At this time, for the fourth time, the cameraman accidentally pointed the camera at President Yan, who was in the middle of the first row off the field. The audience in front of the TV saw that President Yan slowly took off his glasses. He wiped it with care, but this still can't make everyone ignore that his eyes are still staring at the stage!
Netizen [-]: [Hahahahaha!Bet a hundred packs of spicy strips!Mr. Yan is definitely looking at Xiao Yi! 】
Netizen [-]: [It has been said that Boss Yan and Xiao Yi have nothing to do, he is definitely looking at Dahua Rhubarb and Xiaobai! 】
@I just looked at it and said nothing: [Shouldn't the point be that the beauties on the court are all in good shape? 】
@I'm a straight man:【...I think Brother Zhong, Lu Yuhang and even Sikong Yi have pretty good figures. 】
@As soon as I entered the rotten door, it was as deep as the sea: [Your name upstairs may not be right!No matter no matter!Anyway, I want to lick the screen! 】
No one knows Mr. Yan's real thoughts at this moment, he really doesn't have any thoughts, he just decided to invite his lover to go swimming together in a few days.What?It's winter now?What's wrong with winter?Can't swim in winter?You look down on swimming pools, don't you?
At this moment, everyone has already dressed, and started to dodge the game crazily. The first one who volunteered to play was Zhong Kui. The main reason is that everyone recommended him to try it first. After all, he seems to have the best physical fitness in the field. No, Zhong Kui readily agreed, then turned his neck and shoulders, and rushed into the simulated laser room after Wang Lele gave an order. The side of the room facing the audience is made of transparent glass, which simulates laser The sources are all on the other walls and even on the ground.
Seeing that most of the lights in the arena were dimmed, the yellow lasers in the simulated room appeared somewhat dangerous. At first, Zhong Kui noticed a laser one meter from the ground in front of him, and he immediately bent over and passed by. It changed into two lanes of one meter high and half a meter high. Zhong Kui could only bend over to pass through the middle. Just after he passed the trap, it became three lanes again. It would be difficult to bend over now Yes, Zhong Kui thought for a while and passed directly against the ground, and then the laser suddenly changed, most of the places were grid-like, only a gap in the shape of a person was found in the right corner of the wall, Zhong Kui immediately ran towards that gap, and then narrowly The danger passed!It's just that before he had time to catch his breath, the laser changed again, this time only the top could pass. Everyone saw Zhong Kui jumping violently, grabbing the hanging ring at the top of the room, and then passed a pull-up!
"Wow!"
"Brother Zhong is handsome!!"
Everyone gasped in admiration, but the next laser change turned out to be on the left side touching the ground. Zhong Kui had just finished his pull-ups and relaxed, so he had no time to rush over, so he was hit by the laser, and his arm swelled. A little smoke!Everyone exclaimed and applauded for the special effect.At this time, Zhong Kui had reached the middle of the room, and he had one more chance, so he rushed forward quickly.It’s just that the laser changes very quickly, and then a semicircular, crescent-shaped, or even a large font appeared. Zhong Kui narrowly avoided it. Just when he was about to reach the diamond, the lasers suddenly began to flash randomly. It shot like a bullet.
Zhong Kui was instantly beaten into a sieve, smoking all over his body.
The audience was surprised for a while, and then they all burst into laughter.The host and guests also found it very interesting and challenging, and they were all eager to try it.It's just that whether it was Lu Yuhang, Chen Meng, Miao Miao, or the hosts Wang Lele, Qi Dasheng, and Huang Zhuzhu, they all failed to get diamonds, and most of them were in the middle, so they returned home.
Only Sikong Yi, Hu Yunfan, and Wan Tianqing were left who hadn't tried it yet.
Wan Tianqing looked at Sikong Yi and Hu Yunfan, and suddenly said, "You guys go first."
Sikong Yi raised his eyebrows, "Then I'll do it."
Sikong Yi raised his foot and was about to leave, Wan Tianqing said again: "You can't let your little white mouse get the diamonds, you have to go through the laser yourself. Men have to compete in an upright manner."
These words sound high-sounding, but the meaning always makes people feel a little uncomfortable, Sikong Yi clicked his tongue, and said straightforwardly: "Can you stop being so naughty? If you are a man, talk less and work more!"
After saying this, he didn't care how ugly Wan Tianqing's face was, and went straight to the stage. The first few laser interceptions were easy, as long as his body was soft enough and his eyes sharp enough, Sikong Yi walked to the middle smoothly. The graphics mode is turned on, and the graphics mode in the middle seems to be fixed, that is, the men's pull-ups and the women's ultimate lower waist, Chen Menghuang Zhu Zhu lost to the lower waist, Lu Yuhang and Qi Dasheng lost to the horizontal pull-ups.After all, it is still very difficult to lift the body and legs flat with the strength of the whole body supported by both arms. It is a test of arm strength and physical ability. Everyone looked at Sikong Yi, and the small body felt that this guy would probably hang up too. Here, only the calm Mr. Yan sneered.
This kid is not a fuel-efficient lamp.
So everyone only saw Sikong jumping beautifully and lightly. He grabbed the ring on the roof and then used his arms hard. After the body went up, the legs directly lifted the body and did a very standard horizontal pull-up. After using the laser, without a word, he took a step in the opposite direction and passed the human-shaped laser door directly!This was even better than Zhong Kui's, and the audience screamed while covering their faces.Then Sikong Yi quickly came to the place two meters in front of the diamond, and the audience almost held their breath at this place, because so far only Zhong Kui came here among these people, but he was quickly taken away by the indiscriminate lasers The smoke is gone, and Sikong Yi is also here at this time, what should I do? !
The next moment, all the inside and outside of the stadium, the audience saw a gorgeous performance——
Sikong Yi first volleyed to avoid the fire from below, and then turned around three steps to avoid the fire from the right. At this time, he was only one step away from the diamond, and the laser shots from above started, as if he had some premonition As if capable, Sikong Yi dodged slightly every time the laser was about to hit him. Five seconds later, he dodged five laser shots, turned around and grabbed the diamond tightly with his backhand!
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!"
"So handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!!"
"I can't do it, I'm going to faint! That action touched my heart! How can there be such a handsome man?!"
"When he caught the diamond with his backhand at the end, his bangs flicked up! The profile is perfect!"
The female audience shouted excitedly, and the young men couldn't help admiring it. Some young Internet addicts even said that if this agility was in a holographic game, it would definitely be a cheating protagonist thief.
Sikong Yi was very happy when he got the diamond, but after he walked back, he showed a shocked face. Seeing that he got the diamond, Wang Lele was not happy, and joked: "Why are you not happy when you got the diamond? Maybe, you He is the only one in the audience who can get the diamond!"
Sikong Yi curled his lips, feeling quite aggrieved: "This is not a real diamond. It's crystal."
The entire audience was stunned for a moment, and the next moment burst into laughter.
"Hahahahahaha! He actually thought the diamond was real!"
"Oh, I'm going! Brother, you can't do this! You look pretty good on weekdays, no matter how rich the watermelon crew is, it's impossible for you to use such a big diamond as a prop!"
"Handsome for only three seconds hahaha! Hurry up and hug Dahuang Dahua, brother and sister will buy you diamonds next time, big ones! As long as you have a meal with sister!"
The local tycoon fans in the first row screamed excitedly. Mr. Yan, who was sitting in the middle, turned his head to look at the female fan and local tyrant when he heard this, and then sneered with disdain. a suit of clothes.As long as you want to gossip with my family for dinner, I can buy him a diamond the size of a football!As long as there are words in the world!snort!
After that, Hu Yunfan and Wan Tianqing's breakthroughs were naturally not as good as Sikong Yi's. Hu Yunfan was fine, he did a not-so-perfect horizontal pull-up, which attracted a lot of ridicule from the host. Tian Qing did a standard horizontal pull-up, but unfortunately with Sikong Yi Zhuyu in front, he was fine if he didn't pass the test.At this time, Wan Tianqing looked at Sikong Yi as if suddenly poisoned, extremely gloomy.He felt that throughout this live broadcast, Sikong Yi was fighting against him from beginning to end to steal his limelight.
It's just that now the entire "Weekend Hi Fantian" has basically completed all the content, and there is only the last small part left to make two souvenirs for the lucky audience outside and inside the venue.
This is also the last chance to attract fans. The six guests including the four hosts have their own small production stations and start making souvenirs.
There were those who made signed T-shirts, those who drew pictures, and those who made handmade bookmarks and snacks. Sikong Yi was a little worried about this part, because he felt that he was good at gossip, observation and information analysis. It's a special skill, so he thought that he just took a camera in the end.Yes, it's Polaroid, I'm going to take a few photos and then sign it and send it out.
In fact, this is quite good, especially when Mr. Yan is the one who took the photo—these two autographed photos of Sikong Yi and the third (fifth) were almost snatched. It is said that someone offered 10 yuan to buy them, but The two lucky spectators didn't make a move either.
At ten o'clock in the evening, the lively live broadcast finally came to an end, and the audience left contentedly. When they left, they all excitedly talked about today's show, which was full of exciting highlights, and the six guests who had been busy all night The four hosts and the radio workers breathed a sigh of relief. The director of the variety show and the head of the station came over to express their condolences afterwards. The moving Dajin Mountain.
After Boss Yan replied politely, he said that he would take Sikong Yi and Zhong Kui to leave. Although the director of Xiguatai wanted to say something more, the timing was not right at this time, so let's wait until next time.Next time, he will invite Sikong Yi again, this is simply a mobile headline fortune tree!
Originally, Sikong Yi planned to go to Zhong Kui's house, but Mr. Yan took him away forcefully on the way. Sikong Yi very strongly expressed his resentment for not being able to eat Mrs. Zhong's dry pot ribs, so Mr. Yan could only forcibly take him away. Press: "Shut up, go back and burn it for you!"
Sikong Yi paused, then got into the car with a smile on his face.
Zhong Kui, who witnessed the whole process of being decisively abandoned: "..." I always feel that there is something worth thinking about in those pictures just now.But forget it, let's go home and eat the meal cooked by my wife!Hit that kid again tomorrow!
Wan Tianqing came out from the corner with a gloomy face after both of them left in front of the Xiguatai building.Isn't it just that you fell in love with a president, but unfortunately you don't know how many people want to kill you if you have a relationship with him!
"Hello? Well. I've found someone. Someone will lure him out tomorrow. You must get those people ready. His dog is quite powerful, and his body is also very good. You can’t leave any excuses for success, you understand? Otherwise, that rich young lady wouldn’t pay us.”
The author has something to say:
Mr. Yan: All local fans are local fans in my eyes.snort.
Sikong Yi: Ayan's rice has a more wonderful flavor than Mrs. Zhong's rice... 0-0.
It's as if they can understand their barking, meowing, squeaking, big flowers, big yellow and little white.
Fifth Primary: …….
Can you speak Mandarin, please?
Big Yellow, Big Flower and Little White sat around Sikong Yi very obediently after the performance, and after Sikong Yi finished the performance, the third part of the program of "Weekend Hi Shaking the Sky" - hot headline discussion.
Because this "Weekend Hi Fantian" is a live broadcast, the discussion of the popular headlines at this time is also determined entirely based on the headlines in the past few days. Neither the host nor the guests have predicted it in advance, so the authenticity is very good.However, all the guests who come to this show will pay close attention to Weibo headlines on the same day, lest they have nothing to say when they get there.
"Ahem, our six guests are indeed versatile. You have shown us your charm again!" Wang Lele said with a smile, "But..."
Hu Yunfan chuckled lightly: "However, I have always believed that the charm of language is the real charm. And discussing certain issues with a person can help us understand each other better and find a confidant. So, here we are Our third session, wonderful point of view!"
"Are you happy? Are you looking forward to it!!" Qi Dasheng and Huang Zhuzhu said with smiles.The audience below answered "Looking forward" very supportively, and besides Sikong Yi's eyes shining and sincerely showing an expression of expectation among the six guests, the others even Zhong Kui and Lu Yuhang, who have experienced many battles, Also a little nervous.
You know, in the history of "Weekend Hi Fan Tian", the third part where the stars are most likely to make a fool of themselves is the third link. The host will ask you various questions, and sometimes you fall into the language trap. have no idea.But everyone still likes to watch this very much.So, everyone is a little nervous every time I get here.However, this group of people certainly does not include Sikong Yi.
Sitting in the first row, Mr. Yan saw the excited expression on his gossip face very clearly through the glasses. Mr. Yan thought in his heart, yes, discuss gossip with a gossip maniac, if he is not happy strange.
Therefore, in the next third session, both the audience inside and outside the venue directly and deeply experienced Sikong Yi's love for gossip and liveliness.
Hu Yunfan held his host card: "Let's take a look, ah, I believe everyone knows the first topic, that is, the murder and impersonation of actor Xu who has caused a lot of trouble recently. Everyone is concerned about this matter. What do you think? Please express your truest thoughts, a few words will do.”
Wan Tianqing, who had been robbed of the limelight by Sikong Yi before, was very eager to speak first: "It's just too scary! We know people and face, but we don't know the heart. We must be careful of the people around us."
This sentence does not sound like a problem, but the reason why this link is so pitiful, of course, has its reasons!
At this time, Lu Yuhang glanced at Wan Tianqing, nodded and said, "This matter is simply unbelievable. I hope that the friends around me will not treat me like this and betray my trust."
As soon as this remark came out, the judgment was judged.Wan Tianqing's complexion suddenly became uneasy. Compared with Lu Yuhang's words, his words were obviously more selfish.This made Lu Yuhang very gentle and kind.Therefore, if you are not afraid of not knowing the goods, you are afraid of comparing goods, and the same is true.
After Lu Yuhang finished speaking, Chen Meng and Miao Miao also spoke.
"There will be no such people around me. I believe in everyone." Chen Meng's style is obviously silly and sweet.
And Miao Miao said after thinking for a while: "...I don't know what to say, but I don't think Best Actor Xu would have thought that someone would harm him like this before it happened."
Zhong Kui nodded beside him: "That's why things are impermanent. Some things, no matter how careful you are, fate is fate, and it is difficult for ordinary people to resist. So, cherish the people in front of you."
Zhong Kui's words got approval from many people, but Sikong Yi shook his head beside him, even shaking his head with a few pets.That picture is quite interesting.
"I don't think so. Even the appearance of human beings on this earth is caused by countless coincidences. Destiny...maybe it's just a synonym. Cowards use it as a reason for failure and obedience, while victory Those who regard it as the glory of their own transcendence." When Sikong Yi said this, the expression on his face was very serious, and his eyes, which were always shining brightly, were inexplicably dark at this moment: "What will you become?" Such a person has nothing to do with fate, but only with the mind."
Just like Xu Tuzhi, if anyone else went through the miserable five years before him, who would be like him, even if he became a beggar, he would not lose his heart and faith to fight against fate?I'm afraid that she has already become the cannon fodder of fate, and has another fate.
Hu Yunfan's eyes flashed sharply, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, "I don't know why, but I like Xiao Yi's 'destiny theory' very much. It's not about fate, it's just about thinking, um, I think so too .”
At this time, the audience inside the venue and the young audience in front of the TV outside the venue felt somewhat touched when they heard this. Some people thought that Sikong Yi just said it nicely, and that fate will make you sad and painful Can you still speak so easily?And some people think of their not-so-good situation now. They find that they are indeed complaining about others most of the time, but they have not put in effort, and they have a decision in their hearts.Anyone else just sat in front of the sofa with their chin propped up, showing a half-smile expression.
"Little brother? What are you watching? "Weekend Hi Fantian"? Ha, am I dazzled? You are so bored to watch this kind of variety show? Don't you always think they are stupid and naive? Everyone is A funny clown?" The one who spoke was a beautiful woman with long legs, big breasts, a gorgeous face, and an imposing manner.
And the young man she called her younger brother smiled and said, "Even if it's a clown, there are cute clowns and annoying clowns, right? I think there's a clown who is getting cuter and cuter, so cute that I want to put He has it for himself."
The beauty's face changed slightly when she heard the words, and then she said nonchalantly: "Then I would like to congratulate that person, this is quite rare."
The young man shrugged his shoulders: "Really? It's a pity that that person may not want to be owned by me. It's a bit of a headache."
The beautiful woman looked at Sikong Yi and the others who were talking on the TV, her eyes flickered, with worries that she didn't realize.
At this time, in the live broadcast, the hosts Wang Lele and Hu Yunfan have already asked several questions related to the most popular Weibo searches in turn. Although these are all popular Weibo posts, there are also classifications in various fields. Yes, so there are always one or two questions that make everyone not understand that the explanation is not very good, but the audience at the scene were surprised to find that no matter which hot Weibo topic was asked by the host, Sikong Yi was able to say He is straightforward, and he can even intersperse a few gossip opinions of his own. He even knows which city happened when a certain city manager and a peddler quarreled and beat each other, and then both lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.
After Wang Lele, Hu Yunfan and the others finished asking the last question, almost everyone looked at Sikong Yi with admiration.
Sikong Yi had a good gossip. At this time, he was in a very happy mood. He saw everyone looking at him, and suddenly felt that he couldn't hold back. He subconsciously picked up a big flower and put it on his chest, and then said: "Everyone What are you looking at me for?"
Qi Dasheng stood up and gave Sikong Yi a fist with emotion: "Brother, I know why your fans call you Sikong Gossip! Your Weibo name is so perfect! Tell me what gossip you have You don't know? I think you have the talent to be a paparazzi."
Immediately, there was continuous good-hearted laughter in the venue, and Sikong Yi's sister fans and aunt fans shouted together several times, "Love Sikong, love gossip!"
No matter how thick-skinned Sikong Yi is, he couldn't help but blush. He pretended to be calm and said: "Who doesn't have two hobbies? Right. I'm still a good young man who likes to be lively."
Everyone laughed, but Wan Tianqing muttered next to him: "The eighth woman."
Zhong Kui narrowed his eyes slightly when he heard his words.
Finally, the third link passed with everyone's laughter, and the last big link was to play games.The last issue of "Weekend Hi Fantian" was a werewolf game. Although everyone had fun playing it, it wasn't very interesting for the audience to watch.In addition, the guests this time are more or less acting, so this time the game "Weekend Hi Shaking the Sky" is a bit awesome. The name of the game is "Crazy Dodge".
Roughly, a total of ten people, including four hosts and guests, wore special tight protective clothing and entered the large laser array prepared by the crew.Rely on your physical flexibility or mind, go from the far left to the right, and get the rightmost diamond.Of course, this is a simulated laser that will not harm the human body. After wearing protective clothing, smoke will be emitted if the simulated laser is hit on the body. If you are hit twice, you will be disqualified. In the end, it depends on who has the fastest and most complete time. Get diamonds to win.
Because the route of the simulated laser is random and there is time for the guests to respond, it is not too difficult.But in general, this is still a relatively difficult and interesting game.It was also the first time for the audience to see such a laser game. Those with big brains even thought of a thriller like a certain crisis, and immediately screamed excitedly.And after the six guests and four hosts had all changed their costumes, the audience screamed even more—the tight protective clothing is really tight!It's a boon for the eyes!
At this time, for the fourth time, the cameraman accidentally pointed the camera at President Yan, who was in the middle of the first row off the field. The audience in front of the TV saw that President Yan slowly took off his glasses. He wiped it with care, but this still can't make everyone ignore that his eyes are still staring at the stage!
Netizen [-]: [Hahahahaha!Bet a hundred packs of spicy strips!Mr. Yan is definitely looking at Xiao Yi! 】
Netizen [-]: [It has been said that Boss Yan and Xiao Yi have nothing to do, he is definitely looking at Dahua Rhubarb and Xiaobai! 】
@I just looked at it and said nothing: [Shouldn't the point be that the beauties on the court are all in good shape? 】
@I'm a straight man:【...I think Brother Zhong, Lu Yuhang and even Sikong Yi have pretty good figures. 】
@As soon as I entered the rotten door, it was as deep as the sea: [Your name upstairs may not be right!No matter no matter!Anyway, I want to lick the screen! 】
No one knows Mr. Yan's real thoughts at this moment, he really doesn't have any thoughts, he just decided to invite his lover to go swimming together in a few days.What?It's winter now?What's wrong with winter?Can't swim in winter?You look down on swimming pools, don't you?
At this moment, everyone has already dressed, and started to dodge the game crazily. The first one who volunteered to play was Zhong Kui. The main reason is that everyone recommended him to try it first. After all, he seems to have the best physical fitness in the field. No, Zhong Kui readily agreed, then turned his neck and shoulders, and rushed into the simulated laser room after Wang Lele gave an order. The side of the room facing the audience is made of transparent glass, which simulates laser The sources are all on the other walls and even on the ground.
Seeing that most of the lights in the arena were dimmed, the yellow lasers in the simulated room appeared somewhat dangerous. At first, Zhong Kui noticed a laser one meter from the ground in front of him, and he immediately bent over and passed by. It changed into two lanes of one meter high and half a meter high. Zhong Kui could only bend over to pass through the middle. Just after he passed the trap, it became three lanes again. It would be difficult to bend over now Yes, Zhong Kui thought for a while and passed directly against the ground, and then the laser suddenly changed, most of the places were grid-like, only a gap in the shape of a person was found in the right corner of the wall, Zhong Kui immediately ran towards that gap, and then narrowly The danger passed!It's just that before he had time to catch his breath, the laser changed again, this time only the top could pass. Everyone saw Zhong Kui jumping violently, grabbing the hanging ring at the top of the room, and then passed a pull-up!
"Wow!"
"Brother Zhong is handsome!!"
Everyone gasped in admiration, but the next laser change turned out to be on the left side touching the ground. Zhong Kui had just finished his pull-ups and relaxed, so he had no time to rush over, so he was hit by the laser, and his arm swelled. A little smoke!Everyone exclaimed and applauded for the special effect.At this time, Zhong Kui had reached the middle of the room, and he had one more chance, so he rushed forward quickly.It’s just that the laser changes very quickly, and then a semicircular, crescent-shaped, or even a large font appeared. Zhong Kui narrowly avoided it. Just when he was about to reach the diamond, the lasers suddenly began to flash randomly. It shot like a bullet.
Zhong Kui was instantly beaten into a sieve, smoking all over his body.
The audience was surprised for a while, and then they all burst into laughter.The host and guests also found it very interesting and challenging, and they were all eager to try it.It's just that whether it was Lu Yuhang, Chen Meng, Miao Miao, or the hosts Wang Lele, Qi Dasheng, and Huang Zhuzhu, they all failed to get diamonds, and most of them were in the middle, so they returned home.
Only Sikong Yi, Hu Yunfan, and Wan Tianqing were left who hadn't tried it yet.
Wan Tianqing looked at Sikong Yi and Hu Yunfan, and suddenly said, "You guys go first."
Sikong Yi raised his eyebrows, "Then I'll do it."
Sikong Yi raised his foot and was about to leave, Wan Tianqing said again: "You can't let your little white mouse get the diamonds, you have to go through the laser yourself. Men have to compete in an upright manner."
These words sound high-sounding, but the meaning always makes people feel a little uncomfortable, Sikong Yi clicked his tongue, and said straightforwardly: "Can you stop being so naughty? If you are a man, talk less and work more!"
After saying this, he didn't care how ugly Wan Tianqing's face was, and went straight to the stage. The first few laser interceptions were easy, as long as his body was soft enough and his eyes sharp enough, Sikong Yi walked to the middle smoothly. The graphics mode is turned on, and the graphics mode in the middle seems to be fixed, that is, the men's pull-ups and the women's ultimate lower waist, Chen Menghuang Zhu Zhu lost to the lower waist, Lu Yuhang and Qi Dasheng lost to the horizontal pull-ups.After all, it is still very difficult to lift the body and legs flat with the strength of the whole body supported by both arms. It is a test of arm strength and physical ability. Everyone looked at Sikong Yi, and the small body felt that this guy would probably hang up too. Here, only the calm Mr. Yan sneered.
This kid is not a fuel-efficient lamp.
So everyone only saw Sikong jumping beautifully and lightly. He grabbed the ring on the roof and then used his arms hard. After the body went up, the legs directly lifted the body and did a very standard horizontal pull-up. After using the laser, without a word, he took a step in the opposite direction and passed the human-shaped laser door directly!This was even better than Zhong Kui's, and the audience screamed while covering their faces.Then Sikong Yi quickly came to the place two meters in front of the diamond, and the audience almost held their breath at this place, because so far only Zhong Kui came here among these people, but he was quickly taken away by the indiscriminate lasers The smoke is gone, and Sikong Yi is also here at this time, what should I do? !
The next moment, all the inside and outside of the stadium, the audience saw a gorgeous performance——
Sikong Yi first volleyed to avoid the fire from below, and then turned around three steps to avoid the fire from the right. At this time, he was only one step away from the diamond, and the laser shots from above started, as if he had some premonition As if capable, Sikong Yi dodged slightly every time the laser was about to hit him. Five seconds later, he dodged five laser shots, turned around and grabbed the diamond tightly with his backhand!
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!"
"So handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!!"
"I can't do it, I'm going to faint! That action touched my heart! How can there be such a handsome man?!"
"When he caught the diamond with his backhand at the end, his bangs flicked up! The profile is perfect!"
The female audience shouted excitedly, and the young men couldn't help admiring it. Some young Internet addicts even said that if this agility was in a holographic game, it would definitely be a cheating protagonist thief.
Sikong Yi was very happy when he got the diamond, but after he walked back, he showed a shocked face. Seeing that he got the diamond, Wang Lele was not happy, and joked: "Why are you not happy when you got the diamond? Maybe, you He is the only one in the audience who can get the diamond!"
Sikong Yi curled his lips, feeling quite aggrieved: "This is not a real diamond. It's crystal."
The entire audience was stunned for a moment, and the next moment burst into laughter.
"Hahahahahaha! He actually thought the diamond was real!"
"Oh, I'm going! Brother, you can't do this! You look pretty good on weekdays, no matter how rich the watermelon crew is, it's impossible for you to use such a big diamond as a prop!"
"Handsome for only three seconds hahaha! Hurry up and hug Dahuang Dahua, brother and sister will buy you diamonds next time, big ones! As long as you have a meal with sister!"
The local tycoon fans in the first row screamed excitedly. Mr. Yan, who was sitting in the middle, turned his head to look at the female fan and local tyrant when he heard this, and then sneered with disdain. a suit of clothes.As long as you want to gossip with my family for dinner, I can buy him a diamond the size of a football!As long as there are words in the world!snort!
After that, Hu Yunfan and Wan Tianqing's breakthroughs were naturally not as good as Sikong Yi's. Hu Yunfan was fine, he did a not-so-perfect horizontal pull-up, which attracted a lot of ridicule from the host. Tian Qing did a standard horizontal pull-up, but unfortunately with Sikong Yi Zhuyu in front, he was fine if he didn't pass the test.At this time, Wan Tianqing looked at Sikong Yi as if suddenly poisoned, extremely gloomy.He felt that throughout this live broadcast, Sikong Yi was fighting against him from beginning to end to steal his limelight.
It's just that now the entire "Weekend Hi Fantian" has basically completed all the content, and there is only the last small part left to make two souvenirs for the lucky audience outside and inside the venue.
This is also the last chance to attract fans. The six guests including the four hosts have their own small production stations and start making souvenirs.
There were those who made signed T-shirts, those who drew pictures, and those who made handmade bookmarks and snacks. Sikong Yi was a little worried about this part, because he felt that he was good at gossip, observation and information analysis. It's a special skill, so he thought that he just took a camera in the end.Yes, it's Polaroid, I'm going to take a few photos and then sign it and send it out.
In fact, this is quite good, especially when Mr. Yan is the one who took the photo—these two autographed photos of Sikong Yi and the third (fifth) were almost snatched. It is said that someone offered 10 yuan to buy them, but The two lucky spectators didn't make a move either.
At ten o'clock in the evening, the lively live broadcast finally came to an end, and the audience left contentedly. When they left, they all excitedly talked about today's show, which was full of exciting highlights, and the six guests who had been busy all night The four hosts and the radio workers breathed a sigh of relief. The director of the variety show and the head of the station came over to express their condolences afterwards. The moving Dajin Mountain.
After Boss Yan replied politely, he said that he would take Sikong Yi and Zhong Kui to leave. Although the director of Xiguatai wanted to say something more, the timing was not right at this time, so let's wait until next time.Next time, he will invite Sikong Yi again, this is simply a mobile headline fortune tree!
Originally, Sikong Yi planned to go to Zhong Kui's house, but Mr. Yan took him away forcefully on the way. Sikong Yi very strongly expressed his resentment for not being able to eat Mrs. Zhong's dry pot ribs, so Mr. Yan could only forcibly take him away. Press: "Shut up, go back and burn it for you!"
Sikong Yi paused, then got into the car with a smile on his face.
Zhong Kui, who witnessed the whole process of being decisively abandoned: "..." I always feel that there is something worth thinking about in those pictures just now.But forget it, let's go home and eat the meal cooked by my wife!Hit that kid again tomorrow!
Wan Tianqing came out from the corner with a gloomy face after both of them left in front of the Xiguatai building.Isn't it just that you fell in love with a president, but unfortunately you don't know how many people want to kill you if you have a relationship with him!
"Hello? Well. I've found someone. Someone will lure him out tomorrow. You must get those people ready. His dog is quite powerful, and his body is also very good. You can’t leave any excuses for success, you understand? Otherwise, that rich young lady wouldn’t pay us.”
The author has something to say:
Mr. Yan: All local fans are local fans in my eyes.snort.
Sikong Yi: Ayan's rice has a more wonderful flavor than Mrs. Zhong's rice... 0-0.
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