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At this time, Mr. Yan's handsome face with perfect proportions was showing on the big screen. Amidst the screams, Mr. Yan raised his head and saw himself on the big screen. Then he gave a cold snort of disdain, stretched out his middle finger to push his glasses, and started peeling and eating the oranges.

Such a simple action caused countless girls and young women watching TV to blow up their teenage hearts.I wish that at this moment, the tangerine peeled by Mr. Yan can be held by those slender and strong hands! !

And when everyone was still immersed in Mr. Yan's contempt of the king, the camera brother finally couldn't stand the gloomy gaze of the president's secretary Wu Xing, and reluctantly cut the camera back.

For a moment, everyone was taken aback. Although there were many fans of Mr. Yan who wanted to tell them to go back to see their husband, inexplicably, Mr. Yan's disdainful and contemptuous eyes flashed in their minds. The sisters and fans didn't dare to yell at all, for fear of ruining their good image in President Yan's heart.

"Aha! I didn't expect that the last orange fell into the hands of our national husband!" Wang Lele seized the opportunity in time, with a tone of ridicule and a bit of admiration: "I think no matter what happens now Sisters inside and outside the field must wish they were that yellow tangerine! After all, it flew out of Xiao Yi's hand first, and then fell into Mr. Yan's hand again, tsk tsk, how happy it is But that's all!"

The audience at the scene immediately laughed loudly and agreed with the special face, at this time Hu Yunfan stepped forward and said: "Hey, beauties should be more reserved. Although I am also very excited now, in order to give my husband a Very good impression, you must be reserved! But Lele, you pinch me! I really didn't expect that since I can see Mr. Yan in my studio hall, today must be the god of luck who favors us!"

Wang Lele directly pinched Hu Yunfan very impolitely, making him scream, and then she glanced at Sikong Yi, "Ah, ah, it's not so much that the god of luck has favored us, it's better to say It's...hehehe...do you understand?"

The last sentence was directly asked to the audience below, and at this time the cameraman was very shrewd and cut the camera to Sikong Yi's face. The audience and the audience outside the TV saw it together, and someone suddenly held their hearts in their hands, yelling countless pornographic movies in their minds!As a result, a round of popular headlines exploded on Weibo.

#甜果代表我心##Sikong Yi and Mr. Yan are openly involved in pornography##我男神听了我妈妈##Is Mr. Yan very busy? ! #

Click on these three popular headline topics, and you can see countless fans beating their chests, screaming, and even happy to see the results.

@Mr. Yan hangs up the sky: [After watching tonight's "Weekend hi Fantian", I suddenly have a dangerous premonition that my husband is going to be snatched away by some little, little, little bastard!Oh my god, I can't even say the word little bitch! 】

@Mr. Yan's wife: [Shut up upstairs, even if I was a fan of Sikong Yi before, after today's tangerine incident, I will definitely blackmail him for the rest of my life!Ah ah ah ah beat the chest!How dare he flirt with my husband directly in front of so many people! 】

@Ai Sikong loves gossip: [Only those upstairs shut up!You can tell how big your face is by looking at your Weibo name!Our little Yi is very good from head to toe. He is kind and optimistic and loves to be brave. How can such a cute boy be eaten by that old cow of Mr. Yan!Xiaoyi belongs to everyone!Love life love Sikong! 】

@Pure Love Wangdao: [I think you all can stop being so excited, the interaction between the two has nothing to do with you!As long as we see the official release of candy, we are already satisfied.Honestly, look at the faces of both of them!Think about the identities of the two of them!Don't you think they deserve a look?ah?ah? ! 】

@Mr. Yan hangs the sky: [I don't want to talk to the upstairs, and I threw a dog.I don't believe it, don't believe it, don't believe it!There is more evidence before me! 】

＠Ai Sikong loves gossip: [Although this setting sounds very interesting, but!I don't believe it either!Never!I'm going to keep watching TV!goodbye! 】

So the discussion on Weibo came to an end for the time being. At this time, the appearance and guest introductions in the live broadcast hall of Xigua TV were all over.Next, we will enter the second part of the talent show. At this time, everyone is sitting on the small chairs set up on the stage. Qi Dasheng directly said: "Hey, Zhu Zhu, I only found out that today's guests are really pretty. Awesome! Just playing on the court almost blinded me, but I still refused to accept it. I am a versatile Qi Dasheng. I am not afraid to go anywhere with my talents. Are there any of these six? Without me Admit defeat!"

Huang Zhuzhu snorted when he heard the words: "You really don't turn back if you don't hit the south wall, monkey! Today, Sister Lele said that these six are all powerful people, so they must be powerful. How could it be possible that they have no talent? This The talents of the six handsome men and beauties will definitely make you sing and conquer on your knees! Isn't that right, Brother Zhong? You are the first to play, and I am your fan of the brain, Captain! Use your stunts to make the monkeys Throw in the towel and show him what real talent is!"

After Huang Zhuzhu finished speaking, Zhong Kui stood up from his seat with a smile on his face, applauded and shouted after seeing his movements, because the chair for the conversation was placed on the right side of the stage, so Zhong Kui walked straight away When he got to the middle of the stage, he untied his windbreaker in a cool way, and then called out to Sikong Yi: "Xiao Yi."

Sikong Yi stood up very cooperatively: "What is the captain doing?"

Zhong Kui swung the windbreaker around in the air, then let go of it, and threw it directly into Sikong Yi's hands. The two cooperated quite tacitly, whether it was shaking or catching, they were all neat and handsome!

There were female audiences screaming on the spot, and then Zhong Kui began to perform a set of gossip boxing vigorously - you must know that the reason why Zhong Kui is a representative of tough guys in the entertainment industry is not just because of his acting skills and figure, He was the winner of several martial arts championships in his youth.

The audience liked this kind of performance very much, but compared to the audience who watched the scene with excitement, the audience in front of the TV was holding their hearts and screaming one by one, and quickly contacted each other on Weibo. Good friends and friendly girlfriends - once again, the clever camera brother, when Sikong Yi and Zhong Kui cooperated tacitly, the camera seemed to be unintentionally swept to Mr. Yan's face in the first row, only to see that the president was slightly displeased He squinted his eyes, as if he looked down on that windbreaker very much.

This scene directly set some rotten girls with raging fire in their hearts on fire!

Kun Yi Wang Dao private group.

"Oh my god! Look at the disgusted eyes! Boss Yan must be very displeased with that windbreaker!"

"Official candy, official candy! I'm expected to be stuffed with this dog food tonight!"

"Oh my God, what should I do? I think Xiao Yi is so handsome and good enough to match everyone! Let alone him and Brother Zhong, Hu Yunfan is also very gentle! What should I do! I don't think my position is firm! "

"...to destroy you on behalf of Mr. Yan."

"On behalf of Mr. Yan, he despises you."

"Representative President Yan squinted at you, it's getting cold, you can quit the group."

And on the Internet, Weibo once again began to discuss Mr. Yan's disgusting little eyes.Everyone was full of enthusiasm and excitement, and the live variety show continued.

At this time, Captain Zhongkui's mercenary had finished performing his talents, followed by Lu Yuhang, Chen Meng and Miao Miao's respective talent shows. Lu Yuhang sang a song that was not out of tune in the middle of the talent show. His fans still applauded for saving face.And Chen Meng performed a folk dance, and everyone watched it as a feast for the eyes.When it came to Miaomiao, the beauty obviously put in a lot of effort. She even performed a performance of whipping several balloons with a whip in her hand. The audience was tired of listening to the song and dancing. The whip show, everyone screamed excitedly.When it was finally over, Miao Miao received a lot of applause, and she waved her whip with a smile on her face, feeling relieved.Finally, this month's practice was not in vain.

She is very clear that her popularity is not comparable to that of Zhong Kui and Sikong Yi. After all, the protagonists of "The Mercenary King" are these two people, but she is the only female character in this drama who counts as the main supporting role. , and it is also very distinctive, so she was able to use this drama to become popular.After returning to her seat, Miao Miao happily smiled at Sikong Yi.Sikong Yi also smiled back at her, obviously something was wrong.

At this time, outside the TV, on Weibo.

Netizen [-]: [Unscientific!Why did Miao Miao and Sikong Yi smile at each other? 】

Netizen [-]: [What is this mysterious smile? 】

Netizen [-]: [Is Miss Miao going to be robbed by Sikong Yi? ! 】

Kun Yi said kingly: [...This picture is not what I want to see. 】

Fortunately, Wang Lele also noticed that the two of them looked at each other and smiled, and immediately turned his eyes and said to Miao Miao: "Miao Miao, what secret code did you and Xiao Yi just play? This is our territory, Those who have conspiracies and tricks are not allowed to come here quickly!"

Following Wang Lele's words, everyone's attention turned to Miao Miao.

When Miao Miao heard this, she looked at Wang Lele helplessly, and then said a little embarrassedly: "Actually, I wasn't very good at using a whip at first, and I stopped myself several times. It hurts to tell the truth." Yes, I didn’t really want to use this weapon at the time. Later, Xiao Yi said that I was very beautiful when I used the whip, and there must be many audiences who wanted to see it, so I persisted. Now I feel that my persistence is not at all Not in vain."

The audience in the field immediately applauded kindly, and Hu Yunfan smiled gently beside him: "Sure enough, he is a good young man who likes to join in the fun. I hope that I have a friend like Xiao Yi by my side, who can change my life." The law encouraged me, and then I persisted like Miao Miao, so that the beauty blooms today."

Everyone laughed. At this moment, the atmosphere was very good, but Wan Tianqing, who was about to perform his talent show, was suddenly interrupted and stood up with his skateboard. ? Hurry up and report to me, I'm also very good."

He said this with some pride and petty temper, but it was not annoying.The audience below laughed, and his fans started clapping and calling his name.However, Wang Lele and Hu Yunfan, who knew that there was no such scene in the rehearsal, pursed their lips and narrowed their eyes slightly. Qi Dasheng quickly stood up and said exaggeratedly: "Okay! There is a handsome guy who invites us below." The little prince Tianqing is here to perform, then little prince, what do you want to perform?"

Wan Tianqing raised his head: "Magic dance!"

As soon as the words "magic dance" were uttered, the audience in the arena all stared wide-eyed. They had never seen such a performance before.So everyone looked at him with great anticipation. As the music played and the stage lights came on, Wan Tianqing began to jump up. His movements looked handsome and casual, and he was young and fashionable, which was very pleasing to the eye. But at the end of the day, no one saw any magic tricks. Just when everyone couldn't wait, he suddenly reached out and pulled out a red silk scarf from his cuff, and then stuffed the scarf into his hand while swinging his body. At the end, with a final shake of her hand, the silk scarf turned into a bouquet of roses.

Wan Tianqing's fans covered their faces and screamed, Wan Tianqing also stepped off the stage with a triumphant smile, and gave a rose in his hand to a female audience member.To be honest, this performance is not bad to watch, but the magic dance or something is just a gimmick.For the last magic trick, just buy a special prop.

Sikong Yi thought silently, with this kind of magic, he can transform eight by himself.If he cooperates with his five little ones, he might be able to become a master of folk magic, or the kind that has no flaws.

Just when Sikong Yi was thinking this way, Wan Tianqing once again ignored the rehearsal settings, walked directly in front of Sikong Yi, and raised his chin handsomely: "How is it?"

Such an obvious comparison made the audience excited. Everyone was waiting for the two youngest celebrities to have a fight with each other, but Sikong Yi was very calm. , showing a smiling face: "It's pretty good. The flowers are beautiful."

Wan Tianqing: "..." Are you just saying that my ugly magic tricks are rubbish? !

At this time, Wang Lele hurriedly said: "Tianqing's performance is not bad, so it's up to you next, Xiaoyi, you must not be compared to him."

Sikong Yi smiled slightly when he heard this: "I won't lose. Because I am not alone."

Hearing this, the audience in the venue began to quickly look at the stage, thinking about Sikong Yi's allies, the cameraman shook his wits for the third time, and Mr. Yan's contemptuous eyes of Wang Zhi, who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, appeared on the TV again. screen.The ratings skyrocketed again.

Netizen [-]: [Looking at Mr. Yan's eyes, hahaha, I always feel that someone is going to be unlucky! 】

Netizen [-]: [Mr. Yan is definitely the seventh non-staff guest this time, hahahaha!Except for the guests, most of the shots were given to him! 】

Netizen [-]: [Hahaha, the upstairs laughed me to death, but, did Boss Yan really go there for Sikong Yi?Their relationship is too good, right? 】

Just when the army on the Internet started to discuss, the door of time and space in the live broadcast theater suddenly started to activate again. The audience was excited to think which guest was coming again, but when the door opened, there was a scream Filled the entire hall again.

"Ahhhhhhhh! Princess princess princess princess!!!"

"Knight! My knight!!"

"Master is here! This slave is going to prepare dried fish!"

"I happen to have a box of high-end canned dog food in my bag, come rhubarb!"

"I have a full set of dried fruits here, Xiaobai! Xiaobai let me pick them up!"

Amidst the audience's screams, Sikong Yi happily walked up to his three visible light pets.Then he made a silent gesture to the audience, most of whom were fluffy pet lovers holding their breath.

"Well, then I will perform with my partners for everyone. Just be happy."

Sikong Yi smiled, and said directly: "Dahuang, Dahua, Xiaobai, let's say hello to everyone first, everyone likes you very much."

So the audience saw these three cute animals raised their paws one by one. Because Xiaobai was too small, it was lying on the head of Rhubarb. The cameraman even gave Xiaobai a close-up shot , when its red and tender paws were exposed, the cute audience trembled.

"No, it's too cute! I'm going to die!"

Sikong Yi continued: "Hey, Xiaobai's size is a bit small. Rhubarb, add a little bit to the largest one. You can help Xiaobai find a stool."

When Da Huang heard this, he walked over to Zhong Kui and the others, picked up Sikong Yi's stool and left, then put it in front of Sikong Yi, and Xiao Bai jumped onto the stool in a particularly tacit understanding .

The audience applauded vigorously, Rhubarb is too powerful, this is not a trust, it is a live broadcast!

But as soon as Xiaobai sat on the stool, Dahua also jumped onto the stool directly, and even squeezed Xiaobai to the side without saving face, everyone laughed.Sikong Yi sighed: "Dahua, you can't bully Xiaobai just because you are the only woman in the family. Dahuang, go and persuade Dahua to calm down a little bit."

So, the audience saw Da Huang walked to Da Hua, stretched out his paw and pressed Da Hua's head, Da Hua meowed very impatiently, but still moved to the side.

Sikong Yi laughed: "Well, that's right. We are a family that loves each other, come on, come on, it's not easy for everyone to be on the live broadcast together, let's perform a show for everyone together. The two of us will sing a song together. Is the song good? Let's dance with Xiaobai!"

After Sikong Yi finished speaking, Zhong Kui took out a small leather ball from his windbreaker pocket and threw it to Sikong Yi very cooperatively. After Sikong Yi caught the ball, he directly put the ball beside Xiao Bai. He stretched out his small paws and pushed the ball, then squeaked, and lay down on the ball without falling off.

Sikong Yi squatted down and snapped his fingers: "Here is an ode to joy!"

Immediately, the music sounded, and Sikong Yi took the microphone and coughed twice: "Well, it's best to have a live version of the piano soundtrack, so that we can perform better."

At this moment, both the audience inside and outside the arena were attracted by the chorus of pets and people, and everyone stared at them with great interest. Sikong Yi hummed and began to sing: "La la la la! La la la la la la la la la la la la!"

"Wow woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!"

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow~"

"Cheep cheep chee chee chee chee chee chee chee chee!"

"La la la la \ woof woof woof \ meow meow ow \ chirp buzz!"

Except for the last inexplicable but completely out-of-tune "Om", this Ode to Joy sung by Sikong's family can be said to be a tune tuned by God!The audience opened their mouths wide the moment they heard Rhubarb speak, because they really heard the melody of Ode to Joy in Rhubarb's mouth!Afterwards, Dahua’s singing voice was even more amazing. Its melody was ups and downs, and even the tones of the notes could be heard. At the end, the wavy vibrato was so cute, and at the end Xiaobai’s pitch was so cute that it made people cry. The repeated quartet at the end imprinted the melody and music into everyone's minds.

Until Sikong Yi took his three children to the seat, all the audience were still immersed in the "Ode to Joy" just now, and the tune was still endlessly looping in their minds.

＠Pet Control: [I'm crying!The Divine Comedy just now has been recorded, and it will be repeated for three months without getting tired! 】

@Music master: 【...Although I am perplexed, I must say that in this chorus, the only one who escaped was Sikong Yi who just started...Those three are simply soul singers, Not at all out of tune! ! 】

@Taoist Zhang Sanfeng: [Hey!Monsters!It is agreed that Jianguo cannot become a master!Show your prototype quickly and let me see if you are a great beauty! 】

@Tian Lalu: [God Lalu, the Three Views have been refreshed today, I'm going to listen to the Divine Comedy quietly!Please download the Divine Comedy! 】

@Princess Proposes to Marry: [Please download the Divine Comedy! !Has knelt down and cried loudly. 】

@Thinking carefully: 【... At this moment, I suddenly feel that Xiaoyi's other half in the future is quite miserable.Light the wax silently. 】

A moment later, @精思恐惧's Weibo was silently liked.

The author has something to say:

And, the paws that automatically bring in the melody of Ode to Joy after singing, hahahahahaha.

Mr. Yan: I did not order the last like.