It's really just a small theater

One day, Qi Chen came home and took out a book from his bag, silently...

Title of the book "A Good Way to Stir the Foundation"

Qi Chen: (holding the forehead)... I was really stupid to buy this book...

Then Qi Chen sat on the bed and leaned back to watch...

Chapter 1: Match what you like—are you still troubled by the lack of progress in the relationship with your sweetheart?Are you still worried about not having a common language with your sweetheart?You have to remember that in a relationship, you need to pay, not to do what you think is good, but to do what the other person likes.But don't cater too much, beware of losing your heart, find the common ground between the two people before, so that both of them are happy!

Qi Chen: ...What the hell...

At this time, Long Ya opened the door and came in, and saw Qi Chen reading a book leaning against the bed.

Longya(╰_╯)#: Ancestor, it is not for you to COS Concubine Yang to get you back!What about things?IQ is eaten with rice, right!When can't I read this broken book, I will look at the studio in a while!It's so difficult for you to be a mascot, just sit still and come and laugh!I've been talking about this for a long time, can you please raise your buttocks up!Ass Rooted or Legs Lame!Well, count on your own momentum to wait until next year!

Then Long Ya picked up Qi Chen, took the things and walked outside.

Long Ya: Hey, hey, hey, hey, he caught the book in his claws, you're only in arrears with your IQ, and you're not so paralyzed that you can even shake the book off!

Qi Chen put the book on his chest, held it with both hands, and was carried all the way to Guanghe.

Long Ya threw the man into the studio, turned around and left with his things.

Qi Chen tidied his clothes silently, walked to the table silently, sat down silently, looked at the book in his hand silently, and then...

Silently turn to the next page: friendly reminder: before you fall in love, you must first understand what your sweetheart doesn't like, be careful, don't always step on the opponent's minefield.Don't have stupid ideas like it doesn't matter if it doesn't rain after thunder for so many years, remember, don't be stupid!

Qi Chen: …………… It makes sense…

Then turn to: Chapter X: Gentle and considerate——Men, all like to be able to go to the living room, get out of the kitchen, get into the bedroom, write codes, check for abnormalities, kill Trojan horses, climb walls, and drive well. Cars, can afford a new house, can fight mistresses, and beat rogue beauties.Let’s not talk about beauty or not, but it is very important to be gentle, considerate and understanding, which is definitely not only what women should do.To understand a man's heart, let him feel that you are the one who understands him, and make him feel very comfortable with you.Then, you can subtly change him and train him to be what you want.

Qi Chen: …………It’s not very reliable…

When the door was pushed open, Qi Chen immediately closed the book and threw it into the pile of documents next to him.

Long Ya entered the door and saw Qi Chen sitting upright, so he walked up to him.

Long Ya: Hong Ming came back just now, and brought back a bunch of junk, saying that he wanted you to take a look.

Qi Chen nodded, stood up and was about to go outside.

Long Ya: Why did you move so fast this time, when I called you, you seemed to be unable to push or move, and when others shouted, you turned around!

Qi Chen: ………Are you still leaving?

Long Ya: Let's go, hurry up, Hong Ming doesn't know what he's doing, his bad temper looks like he's eaten gunpowder today.It’s been two rounds of bombings just now, and her group is now cats in the corner like quails, stay away from her for a while, if you are bombed, don’t come to me and cry!

Qi Chen: ……………………

In the blink of an eye, it was time to get off work, and Qi Chen went back to the studio to pack up his things. When he saw the book, he took it home by accident.

After returning home, I put away my things, looked at the book again, and sat beside me to read it.

Then scroll down: Reminder: There are also some men who don't need gentle comfort. At this time, listening to him quietly is also a good way.There are a thousand kinds of men, there are a thousand kinds of methods, and you can find the method that suits you and your sweetheart by yourself.

Qi Chen: ………………………………

Turn directly to the last chapter: Final Chapter: "Sex" Blessing——If none of the previous methods work, then this chapter will directly lead you into the fairyland on earth.The so-called "food and clothing, thinking ♂ lust", a marriage without ♂ sex ♀ will not be happy, this chapter will show you various techniques to make your life in bed ♂ more colorful.As a qualified lover, you have to learn: lying flat, riding, back, standing, climbing the wall, twisting, breaking the wall... (omit the N word).So, don't jump on him carelessly! ! !Don't jump on him carelessly! ! !Don't jump on him carelessly! ! ! (Say important things three times)

Qi Chen felt that he was not well. He stared blankly at the book in his hand, his brain froze.

At this time, the door was pushed open suddenly, Qi Chen threw the book away reflexively, his face still sleepwalking.

When Long Ya entered the door, he saw Qi Chen's appearance.

Long Ya: Did you take the wrong medicine or did you not take the medicine? Your face is wrinkled like a bitter gourd. What are you thinking? You look demented!He was not smart at first, but now he is so stupid that people can't bear to look directly at him!talking to you too! (Walking over, pinching Qi Chen's chin) Say it!What are you thinking!

Qi Chen looked at the handsome face in front of him, and spit out three words out of nowhere: I'll jump on you!

Longya: (raising eyebrows): Jumping on me?You really dare to think about it, okay, I will help you.

Qi Chen: ………………………………………………………………

Then Long Ya threw Qi Chen onto the bed, no, it was "being" thrown, riding a ♂ or something is a cute thing!

The next day, Qi Chen woke up with a sore back and a weak body, climbed out of bed with difficulty, and was about to tear up the book.

Reaching for the cover on the back and dragging the book over, I saw a line of small words at the bottom of the last page at a glance:

——If you feel that the content of the last chapter is not enough to meet your technical requirements, you still want a more pleasant and happy life.Don't worry, there is a way!Welcome to the same series of "81 Postures That Can Satisfy You"

Qi Chen: ……………………………………………………… (falls) Fart!

When Long Ya came over, he saw the book on the ground, raised his eyebrows, and picked it up.

Long Ya: I said, why did you take the initiative yesterday? It turned out that you came to learn from this book.

Qi Chen: -_-|||...(⊙_⊙)? ………… Σ(°△°|||)︴Do you know this book? ? ? ! ! !

Longya: I know. Haven't you read "The Wife's Wife"?Written by one author, the whole article is nonsense, and only the last chapter can barely be read.

Qi Chen: Σ(っ°Д°;)っYou actually read it, and you also saw the words at the bottom of the last page?

Long Ya: Oh, I've seen it twice, it's quite suitable for you.

Qi Chen: (with a face full of lovelessness) ……………………………

Long Ya turned the book in his hand to the last page, and glanced at the small print at the bottom.

Long Ya: This author has released another book in the same series. One day you go out and buy the book, just read the last chapter without reading the previous nonsense.

Qi Chen: …………………………………………… The author, come out!I promise not to kill you! !

The author has something to say: Keke, the book in the small theater is purely fictitious, don't worry about it.Don't get caught up in whether it's unreasonable, because it really doesn't stand up to scrutiny.