It's really just a small theater

The author has something to say: The opening of a small fan theater~~ Brainless joy~~~

Please collect and collect ~~~(≧▽≦)/~~

Okay, let me do some research

Longya is one of the three ancient demon knives, and now works for Guanghe Cultural Relics Protection Co., Ltd., also known as the Centralized Conservation and Supervision Center for Special Cultural Relics of the Three Realms.Currently Guanghe's executive team leader~

Qi Chen is a restoration of cultural relics. He joined Guanghe Company. The logistics team~was Ying Huo Xingjun~ He is still a human being at present, and it should not be counted in a few decades~

Director Dong is the leader of Guanghe, but the author of the original work never said what the species is

Hong Ming is a Hongming Dao, and also an ancient Demon Dao, the ancestor of the Dao class~ The leader of the logistics team

Hu Yi is Tiger Wing, together with Inu Shen and Long Ya, they are known as the Three Ancient Demon Swords~ Hu Yi is the leader of the supervisory team

There is also Shan Xiao, he is a mandrill, his name is a homonym, and he is the leader of the recovery team~ He also raised a leopard named Xiao Hei~

↑↑↑The above people in Guangheli, except for Qi Chen, there are no human beings~ The front desk is a Song Dynasty crock, and the accountant is a Han Dynasty wine bottle 23333333

↓↓↓The following are some other supporting roles

Li Daochang, the current head of Yundushan, is a bit funny, occasionally embarrassing, and now his deeds are still hung on the wall of Longhuai Hotel~

Shen He, Li Daochang's direct junior brother, the current Great Elder of Yundu Mountain, Zhen Bingshuangzi, Longya once said that the elder of Yundu Mountain has the final say on small matters, and the head of major matters has the final say. Unfortunately, there has been no major event so far.

Master Huijia, the host of Wanling Temple, a demon monk, there are millions of resentful spirits in the well of Wanling Temple, the master himself does not go out on a day when the yang energy is very strong, even if the yang energy is very strong, he is the only one. To the extent that he will not go out.I love playing games~

Special Office, the full name is "Three Realms Special Office", and the four words in the remarks are very domineering - "Take care of everything!"

The introduction is almost done, let me throw a portal by the way, Mumu's "Relics are not easy to mess with":

The series of books written here are rather messy. If you don’t like to read it, you can go to the second volume and I’ll throw a portal.

The second volume computer version:

Volume [-] Mobile Version:

One day, when Qi Chen was sorting out a certain knife's things, he found a box and opened it to find a lot of books.

Qi Chen: ...It turns out that he can still read books, there are so many books......

Qi Chen looked at the book in his hand, silent.

at night

Qi Chen: What did you think when you went to my house?

Longya: What do you think?What else to think about, is to go to the door and find out where the feng shui is so that you can grow into this virtue.

Qi Chen: ...I'm going to drink some water.

After entering the kitchen, Qi Chen picked up the book and turned to a page: You must win the favor of the other mother, first of all, you must be calm, reliable and have a sense of security, second, praise your youth, beauty, and cooking skills, and most importantly, praise her children .Pay special attention here, the expression should not be too exaggerated, and the tone should be sincere.We must remember that at least half of the success is achieved by attacking the mother.If you are hated by your mother, you must work hard to remedy it. If the remedy is unsuccessful, then change someone. There is no grass anywhere in the world.Because if you conquer your mother, your father will be halfway through.

Qi Chen: I think you should restrain yourself a little outside, there is no need for others to see our affairs.

Long Ya: I don't care about them as much as I like to do.If you are so free, come with me to XX, and play a game by the way.

Qi Chen: ... I'm going to wash some fruit.

Turn to another page: When you want to have intimate contact with the other party, you don't need to be too restrained, just hold a certain degree.When the other party gets used to your presence and is used to some intimate actions, you can go further.Appropriately showing intimacy in front of relatives and friends can make them feel that you have a good relationship and are together well, and it can also make the other party feel that this is correct and normal.Friendly reminder: There are still many FFFF members in this world, don’t show affection too much, if you often blind other people’s eyes, you should be careful of the sacks in the dark alleys at night.

Qi Chen: Actually...

Long Ya: Why are you suddenly jittering today? Did you miss the medicine or took the wrong medicine? Can you just tell me what's going on? Ancestor, is it interesting to jitter?

Qi Chen: Uh...it's not a big deal, no, it's a big deal, but it's not that important, no, it's quite important...

Long Ya: (wiping his face) I can see that you just want to find fault today, right?His brain was filled with rice porridge, or he was still brain-damaged by those bones and sticks!Straighten your tongue and speak, and you haven't stared at you for a long time, and you can't speak clearly. Is your cerebellum atrophied?I can't tell whether the big and small things are important or not, do you need me to smooth your tendons for you!

Qi Chen: Damn it, wait a minute, don't blow it up...

Longya: What are you frying!What's there to fry!What have you been doing for a long time, talking upside down, and playing with some psychopath again!

Qi Chen: No!I just want to ask who did you learn those [beep] skills from...

Long Ya: (with colorful faces) I still need to learn!Thinking that some of these are messy, let's do some serious business! %￥#%)(&*%...&￥%%#%...￥&...(*&

Then Qi Chen was dragged to bed by a certain crazy knife, to go to work?Let's talk about it the day after tomorrow.

The book by the window was flipped page by page by a gust of wind, and finally stopped on the cover.

There is a title inside: Want to marry a wife?Please please your mother-in-law first!Do you want your father-in-law to let you in?Please please your mother-in-law first!

If you don't want to be a single dog, you must learn to show affection!

If you want to be happy, you must have "sexual" blessings, so technical and physical strength is the most important!

There are four large characters on the cover of the book: "Wonderful Tips for Marrying a Wife"

acquired

Qi Chen climbed out of bed with difficulty, turned to the last page of the book, and suddenly saw a line of small characters at the bottom of the book.

——If you can't guarantee "sex" blessings, and your technical and physical strength is not up to standard, you can try to lie flat and "sex" blessings.Welcome to the same series of "A Good Way to Stir the Foundation"

Qi Chen: ……………………… I didn’t see anything! …… Long Ya must have not seen this sentence!