It's really just a small theater

A pleasant day was spent in Longya's cloud-covered aura and Qi Chen's shame ♂anger♂♂death mood.

When I got home at night, ate and took a shower, when I was about to start a pleasant night...

Qi Chen: ... Team Leader Long... what are you going to do...

Long Ya sat on the sofa, turned on the computer, and put the CD in: Come here!I'm usually too lazy to stand, and I don't stand when I can sit. How can I change my sex now? !

Qi Chen walked over speechlessly, and Longya's long arm pushed him down beside him, and the computer made another groaning, groaning sound...

Qi Chen: ……………………

Long Ya ignored the expressions of the people around him wanting to bang his head to death, took out the book with the CD and opened it:

Seeing all my friends again, the author said that he is really in a good mood!I wonder if you are satisfied with the bonus CD that comes with the book?I think everyone must be satisfied!That's right, this book is to start from the subtle aspects such as voice and expression, and inspire people to become a generation of masters!Do you want to be reborn as a peerless beauty?Don't hesitate, after reading this book, you will be reborn from Nirvana and go straight to the God Realm!

Seeing this, Qi Chen spit out blood silently, and suddenly felt that his whole body was not well...

Long Ya frowned and muttered: Bullshit!If the God Realm is so easy to ascend, the group of Taoist priests in Yundu Mountain can wipe their necks!

Then turn a few pages and skip the preface:

The so-called flattering but not flirtatious, flirtatious but not flirtatious, you have to think about who you are going to seduce, this is too out of class!You have to believe that you are a beauty, a peerless beauty, have self-confidence, and radiate your charm from the inside out!You have to be strong and stylish and use your inner self to attract others, not to be the oiran and wait for the whore ♂ clients to come! PS: Note here, the previous article said that it is only a "beauty". If it is too individual, it is too unsightly... Dong Shi is your predecessor!Don't blame the author for not teaching well just because you are ugly, the essential problem is the root, if you are not convinced, XX Beauty Hospital is your best choice!

Picture below:

The small courtyard is exquisite and beautiful. There is a small pond in the courtyard. There is a chaise longue beside the small pond. On the chaise longue lies a man, a man... His facial features are upright and beautiful, his luck is slightly upturned, his eyes are slightly blush, and his face is fine His facial expression turned his head slightly to look outside the painting, with a little carelessness in his eyes, as if he was looking at someone outside the painting, or looking into the distance through the drawing paper... Wearing a white brocade robe, the dark lines on the brocade robe can be faintly seen by the light , the long-haired shawl was scattered on the chaise longue, hanging straight to the ground, without any accessories on his body, as if wearing a color that would stain him...

Looking at the person in the painting, Qi Chen thought of the aforementioned "Fairy but not flirtatious, and flirtatious but not flirtatious". He is obviously a man, and he is a man with no expression, but looking at him, he can really taste something. The taste of "fascinating but not bewitching, bewitching but not bewitching".The man looked at it casually, but he had an indescribable taste, like a monster but not a monster, a charming but not a charming, and he felt that this sentence coincided with this sentence for no reason.

The author is unreliable in speaking and writing books, but his painting skills are really amazing, what he paints looks like what he paints.

Qi Chen felt that the author was more suitable as a painter than as a writer...

Looking up at Long Ya, he found that he was looking at the book and at himself, and suddenly felt a headache: ... What's wrong?

Longya smashed his mouth twice: You said that this is also a lazy person (shaking the book in his hand) You are not much more diligent than him, why didn't I realize that you have such a seductive aura!

Qi Chen: ………………………… (Don’t think that I’m going to learn from those things! And which eye do you see that people are lazy?!)

The author has something to say: I vomited blood and found that when I wrote descriptions, I started to get stuck as soon as I wrote the content of the book.

What will happen if Xiao Qi is seductive?