It's really just a small theater

One day

Qi Chen was paddling and surfing the Internet in the studio when the door suddenly opened...

Qi Chen, who immediately sat upright: …………… Team Leader Long, can you knock on the door first when you come in next time?

Longya: Are you a thief?Feel guilty like this!

Qi Chen: ... Cough cough, no, I was just shocked...

Long Ya sneered and walked over, handing the book in his hand to Qi Chen.

Qi Chen: ......... What is this?

Dragon Tooth: The author's new book.

Qi Chen with a strange expression: ...Which... author...

Long Ya: Is your brain covered in mud, or did you not bring it out at all today!Such a stupid question would be asked!Are you really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?You said you didn't know which author you were talking about, why would I not believe it!

Qi Chen, who would rather not know which author it is: ………… "Nirvana Rebirth That Makes You Want to Stop"... what the hell? ?

Long Ya took out another book and patted it on the table: It was clear at a glance that he hadn't finished reading the previous book. When he was buying the book, he left a call to the store manager, saying that he would be notified when the new book was released.Just now the store manager called to say that this book has arrived, but "81 Postures That Can Satisfy You" is still out of stock.You said what kind of flowers were written in this book, so many people are robbing it!

Qi Chen resignedly picked up "The Passionate Attire That Will Make You Worth This Life", and then replied to Long Ya: ...it should be the same thing as what you think in your head, otherwise so many people wouldn't buy it!

Longya: The more you say this, the more wrong it is, what do you mean it is the same as I thought!Lao Tzu...(*...&...￥#￥%&...*%￥%#%... (The voice gradually fades out in Qi Chen's ears)

Qi Chen with a bitter face: ………… Team Leader Long, do you think it’s too late for me to put on the author’s sack?

Staring Longya: A sack?Is there a grudge or what? !No, you didn't listen to Lao Tzu at all just now, did you?I'm talking to you and you still think about other men, you're so cowardly!

Qi Chen, who spat blood silently, moved his gaze to the small print on the last page of the book in his hand:

——But you still feel that only clothing is not enough?But you still think you should be happier next time?But still feel that happiness should be more than that?Don't worry, you will still experience tremors like dancing on the tip of a knife, your heart beats so fast that you want to scream, and your three views are ruined but you can't stop!Welcome to the same series of "Nirvana Rebirth That Makes You Want to Stop"

Qi Chen, who had already guessed that the new book was not something good, closed his eyes silently: ……………………

Long Ya pulled out "The Bloody Attire That Will Make You Worth This Life" and threw it aside, opened "Nirvana Rebirth That You Can't Stop", took out a CD, and waved it in front of Qi Chen's eyes.

Long Ya: The store manager said that the benefits contained in this book, you don’t need this computer now, just plug it in and see what’s inside.

Qi Chen looked at the disc with nothing written on it, and he held on for a few seconds before reaching out to pick it up, turning on the disc drive and putting it in.

Long Ya also sat down beside Qi Chen, and the two of them stared at the computer screen together, waiting for the CD to play...

——(groan♂groan♂sound, please imagine)

Lying——!groove--! ——! ! !

Qi Chen was covered in white sweat from this amazing coquettish and charming ♂moaning♂ moaning, and his mind was filled with "Fuck!", "Damn you!", "Damn it, I really can't have fun! " and the like swiped the screen...then turned to look at Longya's expression...

Long Ya's face was dark at this time, as if Xiaoqiang had eaten flies, rats and cockroaches, and he raised his hand as if he was about to smash the computer.

Qi Chen was startled, grabbed Long Ya's wrist, stopped him, and then heaved a sigh of relief, it's good, the computer is saved...

The door of the studio suddenly opened without warning, and Hong Ming stopped walking forward...

——(groan♂groan♂sound, please imagine)

A masculine voice could be heard in his ear, and the figures of Long Ya and Qi Chen were sticking together, and the hands that were about to be held together... Hong Ming felt that his whole body was going to be bad. …………

When Qi Chen saw Hong Ming push the door open, but froze at the door and didn't want to come in, Qi Chen suddenly felt that the end of the world was just like this...

Long Ya raised his eyelids: Come in!close the door!

The author has something to say: 233333333 I have been writing in front of the card, every time I get stuck at the beginning, I am also drunk

This kind of office romance paddling during working hours and watching pornographic movies with gay friends was discovered by colleagues

It really can't be more tragic. Originally, I wanted Director Dong, Shan Xiao and the like to follow in.

Later, when I thought about it, I would be covered in a sack, and I also had to be careful of people checking the water meter. 2333333333