[Douluo Dalu] The decadent daily life of Douluo World

Looking at the girl for a while, seeing the girl's more and more sad eyes, Tang San, who has endured years of Bai Lao shameless words and is still very upright and gentle in heart, really can't treat a five or six year old person who has no malice towards him. The little girl put on a cold face.

"You..." Tang San just started, but was interrupted by the opposite girl.

"Third brother, what's the matter with you, don't you love Meier?" The pearls in the girl's eyes rolled to the ground even more fiercely, and a small layer piled up on the ground in a short while.

That pearl was huge and round, white and shiny, beautiful and flawless, but it couldn't dispel the deep sorrow in Tang San's heart.

Who will tell him how to get along with the little girl?

"You, you obviously always call someone..." The little girl pinched the corner of her clothes, a thin blush appeared on her face, and her seven-colored hair flashed randomly behind her, dazzled Sea God's eyes.

"Obviously they are called people..."

"No..." I don't want to know!Tang San took a step back without any trace.

"Injury Meng Xunmei."

"..."

Your Excellency, why is it different from the wind, soaring up to [-] miles?

【Mei'er looks at Tang San's face as white as jade... Ah! 】

Here again... Tang San, who was complaining silently in his heart, rubbed his brows very tiredly.

He has experienced countless large and small battles in his life, but he has never encountered such a strange thing. He has never been afraid of a powerful enemy, or the stronger the opponent, the more interested he is.

For people with malicious intentions, Tang San's handling can be summed up in one sentence, don't be cowardly, just do it.

But no matter whether it is Tang Jueshang or Tang Bingxue——Thinking of these two names, Tang San is really a mouthful of blood—or the colorful girl in front of him, who really loves "Tang San" without any malice, no matter what kind of What method is used to express love? Before touching Tang San's bottom line, he really couldn't directly kill them.

Facing this look, he was a little helpless.

...But if you don't beat him, your hands will itch again.

Tang San squeezed his fist.

#来来来来, say a few more words, it’s best to have no morals, fall below the lower limit, and seem to have bad intentions and want to make trouble, let me pass my own level, and make up my mind to hate you#

"Third brother, I, I really..." Colorful girl took a step closer to Tang San, her delicate voice trembling, "I really like you, I..."

"I'm sorry, I..." Tang San just opened his mouth when he suddenly felt someone behind him. He was startled and conditioned to attack backwards. Unfortunately, because of a different body, the body couldn't keep up with the thinking, and the raised leg was easily picked up by the comer live.

"I'm really sorry," the visitor grabbed Tang San's leg with one hand, and wrapped his waist ambiguously with the other, and smiled at the girl under Tang San's surprised gaze, "My mistress, I like men. "

"Your hardware is substandard."

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Bai Yan was not happy.

Bai Yan was very unhappy.

Bai Yan was very, very unhappy.

He was sleeping comfortably in the sun with Tang San in his arms, although he woke up inexplicably halfway, but seeing Tang San sleeping in his arms with his brows relaxed, he couldn't help but want to smile.

Thank God for letting me meet you.

Then he said, hehehe, then what, how can a beauty do nothing while in her arms?

Then his eyes went black.

Then he came to an inexplicable place.

A room full of post-modern aesthetics, in which there is a shirtless man eating instant noodles.

And in front of this man is... a three-dimensional image of six-year-old Tang San?

Finding that the house is not in danger for the time being, retracting his defensive posture, Bai Yan raised his eyebrows while maintaining a vigilant heart, approached the man quietly, folded his arms and looked at 'Tang San' who was startled by the colorful girl in front of him—although Tang San's face was calm and unwavering, but he was familiar with him like Bai Yan, and he caught the meaning of "What the hell is this?!" from his micro-movements almost instantly - speechless for a while.

Bai Yan rubbed his chin with a delicate mood, always feeling like he had seen the scene in front of him before.

Before he could sort out the strange sense of familiarity in his heart, the man in front of him had already grabbed a piece of white paper from the side and shook it, full of passion and affectionate cadence, and said in a straight voice, "The girl in front of me has a head of colorful hair. Shining in the sun, countless colorful butterflies dance around her... At this moment, her heart and eyes are full of the person in front of her eyes, this man with a clear face, gentle brows, and affection in his eyes!"

"..." Bai Yan was confused.

W! T! F? !

A handsome face?Gentle eyebrows?With affection in your eyes?How did you see it? !Brother, your eyesight is not good!

Calling a man to a six-year-old little Douding is a little scary. Hey!

The eerie sense of familiarity grew stronger in Bai Yan's heart, and he inexplicably realized that the three-dimensional image in front of him was not the high-level activity figure (?) he thought at first.

But Tang San himself.

"..."

At this time, Tang San's voice echoed in the room.

'Tell me, why on earth did I come to this place? '

The man laughed, holding a stick in his hand, and said deeply, "Maybe it's because of love."

Dragging his mistress out of a leisurely nap, stuffing him into this weird world, and letting him be blinded by strange people, is this called love?

Love you is paralyzing... Bai Yan moved his limbs and patted the man's shoulder.

The man was obviously obsessed with the script, so he just waved his hand casually and said intoxicated without looking back, "Mei'er looked at Tang San's face as white as jade...ah!"

Seeing the gloomy and helpless look of 'Tang San', Bai Yan didn't get angry, dragged the man with a chuckle, and started to hate him.

Meier peat!Pure peat!Such as jade peat!Some nonsense!Make you sick of my mistress!See if Dad can't beat you to death!

This good fight came too suddenly, the man felt more at a loss than anger under the pain, and looked up with a look of bewilderment, "Who the hell hit me?"

He wanted to see who the perpetrator was, but he became even more confused when he saw it, "It's you! No, why are you here——! Boss! Please don't slap me in the face!"

Finally, Bai Yan punched the man's eye circle on his face to ensure the beauty of the left and right symmetry, then smiled coldly, and picked up the man whose nose was swollen and swollen and couldn't bear to look directly at him, "I know I have a problem, but I can't remember it at all. "

"You haven't looked for me for so many years, and you must have a caring attitude towards me. If this is the case, don't make troubles yourself, otherwise I can come here alone today, and I can call my friends to come with me tomorrow. .”

"Now," Bai Yan watched the girl prepare to confess affectionately to Tang San, raised his eyebrows and smiled at the man, "Let me in."

Otherwise I'll beat you until you don't even recognize your mother!

The man read the threat accurately from Bai Yan's eyes, and he was immediately troubled.

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"No, I don't believe it!" Shang Mengxunmei looked at Tang San who was held in Bai Yan's arms, and said with a broken heart, "That's not what you said that night!"

……That evening?Bai Yan and Tang San raised their eyebrows simultaneously.

Bai Yan looked down at Tang San, smiling all over his eyes, but said with a sad face, "What did you say?"

The play is really good!Tang San has been tormented by the keyboard elf for the past two days, and now his ears are extremely quiet, and he feels that Bai Yan's pretentiousness is also very pleasing to the eye, so he stretched out his hand to tear off Bai Yan's collar, raised his head and kissed it.

The colorful girl saw the male god in her heart kissing a man of unknown origin inextricably, her heart was broken into pieces.

"As you can see," Tang San turned to face the girl, leaning on the squatting Bai Yan relaxedly, holding Bai Yan's hand and introducing, "This is my lover."

"You, you!" The girl pointed at Tang San, but still couldn't bear to say accusatory words, so she had to point her finger at Bai Yan, "Old man! Weird! Pedophile!"

After speaking, he ran away.

Leave behind a field of pearls that are white and flawless in the sun.

And petrified white·old man·weird millet·pedophile·yan.

"Hahahahahahahaha!!!" The current Poseidon, who was entertained by Bai Yan's expression of shooting an arrow in his knee, burst out laughing unceremoniously.

"Is it funny?" Bai Yan squinted his eyes, stretched out his hand to scratch Tang San's waist, "Make you laugh, make you laugh..."

"Don't, don't, don't...hahahahahaha!" The current Sea God and Asura God are not much different in strength, but Tang San changed his shell, his strength fell to the bottom, and he couldn't escape Bai Yan's hand at all, and his smile softened instantly. In Bai Yan's arms.

Bai Yan rubbed the tip of Tang San's nose against Tang San's, put on a malicious smile, and was about to make a few jokes when he was interrupted.

"Who are you! Let go of Xiaosan!" Tang Jueshang watched Tang San being humiliated and forced to be hugged by a stranger with tears in his eyes (misunderstood) and said angrily, "How dare you touch my man !"

At the same time, he stared at Bai Yan, trying to exude the air of a king.

"...It is said that you want to rely on your innate fortieth-level soul power to be indescribable to Xiao San?" Bai Yan, who got the avatar from the man, blinked, and slapped Tang Jueshang in the backhand. into the stone next to it.

Tang Bingxue, who was about to cry, was stunned.

"You!" Tang Jueshang, who has high blood and high defense, struggled to jump out of the stone, looked at the indifferent Tang San, and suddenly felt blessed, "San'er, you...you like him?!"

What the hell is this title!The corner of Bai Yan's mouth twitched, looking at Tang Jueshang who asked Tang San with a wounded face, "Why! How can I not compare to him!" Tang Jueshang felt furious in his heart, and he snorted coldly, "Your penis is not as big as mine. "

Your penis is not as big as mine.

Ding Ding is not as big as mine.

Ding is not as big as me.

Not as big as mine.

mine is big.

big.

Big.

Bai Yan's disdain filled the air.

"..."

"..."

"..."

There are also three dumbfounded faces.

What is this person talking about? !Tang San felt that his expression was about to crack.

Bai Yan looked at Tang Jueshang's shocked face, made an indescribable movement, and sneered, "Want to compare?"

Tang San didn't know what to say anymore, the only thing left in his mind was one sentence.

Is there any comparison between an adult and a six-year-old little Douding? !

Tang Jueshang stared at Bai Yan, his eyes killed each other, the air between the two seemed to be materialized, after a while, Tang Jueshang was defeated, glanced at Tang San, and said, "I will work hard, wait for me!"

Then he left in a daze.

No, big brother, what did you imagine, why does that look in the end look so strange, what do you mean you will work hard, please don't work hard! ! !

Over there Tang San was shocked by Tang Jueshang's look, and here Bai Yan said to Tang Bingxue, "The person you are looking for is not him."

Tang Bingxue's eyes widened.

"You know very well that he is no longer in this world." Bai Yan said lightly, "Why bother to deceive yourself and others."

Tang Bingxue covered his mouth, smirked twice, and left with tears in his eyes.

"..." Seeing that Bai Yan cut off the rotten peach blossoms of 'Tang San' in a few words, Tang San was extremely curious, but seeing Bai Yan's expression of "Isn't brother awesome?", he didn't want to speak first No, just keep staring at Bai Yan.

The six-year-old Xiao Douding still had a bit of baby fat on his face, but he looked at him with black and white eyes with a mature face. Bai Yan couldn't help laughing, and stretched out his hand to pinch Tang San's face, which he hadn't seen for a long time, "You really look like this!" It's been a long time."

Tang San rolled his eyes.

"Tang Bingxue..." Bai Yan smacked his lips when he read the name, "He was rescued by a man in his previous life, and this time he came to find the reincarnation of that man."

"It's a pity that there is no such thing as reincarnation in this world. That person really died back then. He has always misidentified you. What I just said just shattered his long-standing fantasy, so he left."

"Of course, if I hadn't intervened, according to the setting of someone who made trouble from somewhere, then 'Tang San' would fall in love with him, and then one day he finally couldn't deceive himself and wanted to leave you, But he found out that he was pregnant, he was in so much pain for a long time, he didn't even notice your indifference, and finally found that he fell in love with you during your relationship, and let go of his feelings for that unknown man."

"……"Meow meow meow?

"At this time, the vicious male partner—Tang Jueshang—said that he was your first love, and told Tang Bing to go away." Bai Yan coughed twice, hiding his smile, and continued, " Then there is a story of you chasing me, I love you, do you love me or not, where is the gentle cannon fodder male supporting role who dares to block my way to see if I don’t hate you to death, the plot of the domineering third young lady running with the ball, and finally With the pairing of twins who are wise and close to demons, and twins who have broken through the limits of both quotient at a young age, you finally solved all the misunderstandings, and the family of four lived happily together."

"The overbearing third young master" Tang San's face was paralyzed.

"As for Tang Jueshang..."

"No, I don't want to hear it, thank you."

Bai Yan thoughtfully didn't speak again, but rubbed the corners of his brows for Tang San who had a headache.

Tang San, who had recovered, looked at Bai Yan, "You appear in this image, does it mean that we can go back?"

"Of course." Bai Yan took Tang San's hand and smiled, "I thought you were more curious about why I appeared here."

Tang San was kind, "Then why did you appear here?"

"It's a long story."

"Then we'll go home and talk slowly."

"homesick?"

"of course."

"Miss me?"

"Do not."

"..."

"Hahahaha, don't mess around just because I'm in this body now, don't go too far... Bai! Yan!"

"say you Love Me."

"No...hahahaha...I won't say...hahahahaha!"

"Say it or not, will you say it or not?"

"Don't scratch it hahahaha!... Good, good, love you, love you, I love you, let's go!"

"Well, I love you too."

"Bah, I'm so shameless."

"I love you even if I'm shameless."

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