[Douluo Dalu] The decadent daily life of Douluo World

Tang San's egg hurts.

Tang San was very ashamed.

Ever since, for unknown reasons, he was involved in the "Here should be something, I don't know how to describe it, in short, it's very incomprehensible and powerful", and he left the familiar world, and he lived in dire straits.

Not that life is bad, but...

Tang San looked at the dishes on the table in front of him, silent.

Scarlet lip, hump, monkey head, bear paw, bird's nest, duck breast, deer tendon, yellow lip glue, shark's fin, white fungus, civet, shad, wide belly, what kind of ant...

This life is also very good!Tang San tried his best to ignore the scorching gaze beside him, complaining wildly in his heart.

It's just breakfast!If you eat so much, you won't be able to digest it!He still prefers simpler ones, besides, he is not used to eating after so many years of becoming a god!And this is Holy Soul Village!Even if there was a soul sage in the past, it can't erase the fact that this is a small remote village!Where do so many delicacies come from? !

Of course, this wasn't the main reason why Tang San felt a stomach ache so much that he didn't want to eat.

The inorganic voice babbled in Tang San's ear again.

【Tang San looked at this table of delicacies from mountains and seas, and didn't say much.

The dark eyes, flying eyebrows, cold lips remained unmoved, and what appeared on the knife-sharpened face was not the comfort Tang Bingxue expected, but the usual indifference.

Those eyes that were as cold as cold springs, only when they looked at the person on the right would there be a trace of tenderness, but they were completely indifferent to him who was sitting on the left.

Tang Bingxue looked at his elder brother sitting on the main seat with forbearance and pain in his eyes.

Brother, why, why are you always unwilling to look at me more? Is Tang Jueshang, a hypocritical person, just that good? 】

Be cruel with a hammer, sharpen a hammer with a knife!Now this body is only six years old, how can the outline be so exaggerated? Do you think it is sliced ​​noodles? !And when did Lao Zhi have tenderness in his eyes!Obviously neither of you want to watch it!Endure peat pain peat!You are just a six-year-old little Douding, how about a lot of inner drama!Tang San's hands shook without a trace, he really wanted to block the buzzing sound in his ears, but there was nothing he could do.

【He, Tang San, frowned.

Tang Bingxue felt a pain in his heart, thinking that because Tang San frowned slightly at the dinner he prepared last night, he racked his brains and went up the mountain and down the sea all night just to prepare this delicious breakfast, but still Tang Bingxue's heart hurts so much if he can't get his brother's concerned look. 】

It hurts my stomach to have you staring at me like this after breakfast... Tang San's face was paralyzed, and he refused to take his eyes off the dinner plate.

And the sound continued.

【But……

The charming and lovely Tang Bingxue, with slightly frowned eyebrows and big watery eyes full of deep affection, stared at the unsmiling man on the main seat who suppressed the whole audience with his aura, and sighed in his heart.

But even so, I love you.

I also want to cross you from my heart, but I can't do it. Whenever I want to give up, you will always use loving actions to pluck my heartstrings.

Tang San, you...what on earth are you willing to let me go? 】

I'm just having a normal meal, how on earth did you see that I overwhelm the audience with my aura!Is it necessary to be so pretentious just to have a meal!Young birthday!Xiaodouding has the appearance of a city!The corner of Tang San's mouth twitched fiercely.

Coquettish and lovely, you are a fairy!Tang San doesn't care about boys and girls, but after being helped, a normal thank you is also regarded as a loving whisper, he really can't bear this kind of brain supplement!

Listening to the last sentence that was read almost like weeping, and the lingering lingering sound, Tang San felt that his stability praised by countless people was gradually collapsing.

Who teased you so much!Who is so teased!I have a deep love for Bai Yan and I really have no interest in you, so why are you willing to let me go? !Please let it go! ! !

Tang Hao had already passed away from a serious illness in this world. Tang San who first heard the news was a little bit sad, but now he suddenly felt a little bit lucky.

With Tang Hao's personality, seeing that two of his three sons are so unreliable and still entangled in such a way, he would probably be pissed off and pissed off, and he would die.

It is said that Tang Bingxue is the younger brother of "Tang San" in this world.

Why is it said?Because one of the younger brothers of "Tang San" in this world, Tang Jueshang always called this "coquettish and lovely" person "third brother" in a malicious and mocking tone.

But through the keyboard wizard, Tang San also understood one thing, just like Tang Jueshang, Tang Bingxue also has a lot of background.

In fact, there is no need for the keyboard wizard to tell him about this. After all, although the genes of the Blue Silver Emperor Ah Yin are powerful, they were dormant in the bodies of their children before the blood was activated.

And with Tang Hao's rough appearance, it is obvious that he can't give birth to such a - Tang San thinks of this adjective and hehehe - a charming, charming, and charming son.

What?Why is the number one ranked Tang San called Tang San instead of Tang Yi? What's the matter with names like Tang Jueshang and Tang Bingxue?

Tang San said he didn't know anything.

Maybe it's because of love.

Poseidon, who was tortured by the keyboard spirit, smiled coldly, thinking of it.

And the breakfast ordeal wasn't over yet, because...

Tang Jueshang who was sitting on Tang San's right hand glanced at him.

With just one glance, the keyboard elf's emotionally charged inorganic voice rang out again.

[Tang Jueshang looked at the charming peerless girl on the main seat...]

Peerless... Tang San almost spit out soup after taking a mouthful, and deeply felt that the two brothers of "Tang San" had something wrong with their eyes.

He held the shiny silver spoon in his hand—don't ask him where he got it from a poor family without parents, he didn't know, it might be because of love—and looked at his appearance without any trace.

Black hair, black eyes, and fair complexion, although because of her young age, after cleaning, she looks soft and harmless like a child, but there is absolutely nothing outstanding about it.

How did the two of them see the "touching eyebrows" and the "knife-like face"?

What looks? !

What about "strong and melancholy aura", "quiet and beautiful eyes"... What kind of aura can be strong and melancholy, what kind of eyes can be quiet and beautiful!He is still like a demon, messy in the wind, hey!Also, can the eyes be described as beautiful?What are these two thinking about?The ghost knows that he is just having a normal meal and doesn't want to talk!

Is it because of love? !

In other words, why do these two people treat him with such a deep-rooted look! "Tang San", this six-year-old little Douding, what did he do to make these two characters who sounded very special no matter what they looked like so fascinated?

Keyboard Genie said he didn't know.

Maybe it's because of love.

Tang San chuckled.

This nonsense reason is really pure and unpretentious, so different from those coquettish bitches outside!

【San'er, you really love me.

Seeing Tang Bingxue staring at Tang San resentfully, but the charming and seductive person was unmoved, Tang Jueshang's mouth curled into a domineering smile, and his whole body was full of momentum, forcing him to sit opposite him. The hateful Tang Bingxue choked slightly before smiling with satisfaction.

That smile was full of wildness and disdain, full of aloofness and arrogance, full of invincibility and loneliness.

In this world, everyone except Tang San is rubbish.

Tang Jueshang thought sadly, and recalled Tang San's confession to him that night.

That elegant and clear voice was as sweet as honey, and his heart was burning hot.

You are mine and no one can take it away. 】

Fuck your charming temptation!Fuck you sweet honey!Grab Nimabo!Tang San, who was desperate for these two eyes, chuckled in his heart.

In Tang Jueshang's eyes, he looked like a pure, flawless, beautiful woman with a lower limit of IQ, a weak, boneless little bird, but in Tang Bingxue's eyes, he looked like an indifferent, indifferent, domineering and unparalleled in the world.

The image of the same person is so different. If he didn't know himself very well, he would have doubted whether he was schizophrenic.

Tang San didn't want to say anything about Tang Jueshang's brain supplement, he was concerned about another point.

'Wild, disdainful, arrogant, invincible, lonely smile?What the hell hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! Finally Tang San couldn't hold back and tapped the supposedly smart keyboard elf in his heart, "Isn't it just a kid who made a foolish laugh, who on earth wrote your script so poisonous!" '

[Of course it is the most handsome, honest and trustworthy young man in the universe who is awesome, coaxing, domineering, unparalleled, calm and reliable, honest and upright, everyone loves flowers and sees flowers, and the father of Xixin Erliang who sees a flat tire while driving! 】

'...' Hearing the long string of attributives, Tang San suddenly didn't want to go any further.

Stared at by Tang Jueshang and Tang Bingxue's eager eyes, listening to the keyboard elf's enthusiastic or low-pitched aria, Tang San, who is extremely psychologically strong, finished his breakfast and quickly packed his tableware. One slipped out—

Covering an area of ​​[-] square meters, it has its own natural hot spring swimming pool, a racetrack, a football field, a grove, and a dilapidated blacksmith's house in the middle.

What?Where does the Holy Soul Village get its natural hot springs?What is the swimming pool for?What the hell is a racetrack football field?Why is such a rich family still so dilapidated?

Tang San said he didn't know.

Maybe it's because of love.

I don't know what happened to Bai Yan and Xiao Wu at home, and the companions who came to the God Realm... After being entangled for several days, Tang San, who finally found a chance to leave those two "brothers", was wandering in a daze. Go for a walk in the village, occasionally stopping to say hello to people you know.

It has been a long time since he left Holy Soul Village, but the memory of the gods cannot be explained by common sense. Tang San looked at the familiar people and scenery around him with a little nostalgia, feeling the attitude of the villagers as he remembered, and finally had a sense of himself. It really feels like going back in time.

Maybe this world is not as bad as he imagined.

Tang's "brother" was probably just an accident, and since he really couldn't find a way to leave—Tang San tried all the methods in his memory these days, and what he got in the end was still only failure—then wait and see what happens alright.

Although the situation in that "home" was so weird, who was he, Tang San?It is the person who broke through the sea of ​​swords and blood and finally achieved the position of Sea God.

Isn't it just to do it all over again until you become a god?What's so difficult about it.

After sorting out his emotions, Tang San pulled himself together and took a deep breath.

I just feel like my nose is full...

[Accompanied by the taste of plum blossom, lotus, peach blossom, orchid, pear blossom, bamboo blossom, apricot blossom, cherry blossom, chrysanthemum, osmanthus, feather spirit · Xie Er · Phantom High Wayne · Xia Ying · glass dance · Ya · Lei Yue · Ya · Xi Mengyue · Yue Lan·Lanying·Purple Butterfly·Lixin·Leiqiluo·Feng·Yanyuan·Xiluo·Jiuxi·Yuyan·Ye Luolilan·Condensed Feather Bing·Rui Xiaqing·Broken Moyin·Qianle Mengdai Yi·Morissa·Mengling Su Meixiang·Purple Blue Phantom Alluring Lovely Misty·Jasmine White and Tender Love Feng Fengfeng·Shang Tears Like Frost Menglan·Loli's Heart Dream is Alluring and Beautiful·Rosy Lily Fragrant Beads Dream Nan·Tears Hurt Mengya Rose of Love·Mo Yan, Li Huan Shang, Xue Qian Meng is here. 】

"..." Tang San was shocked by the long list of names that the keyboard elf read out in one go, as fast as beans poured from a bamboo tube.

For a while, I didn't know whether to complain that so many kinds of flowers didn't bloom in the same season, or whether I should complain that the fragrance was too mixed and it didn't smell very good, so I just stared blankly at the girl who was probably about the same age as the original body in front of me.

The girl in front of her had already opened her mouth, "Third brother, you finally came to see me."

[The girl in front of her has colorful hair shining brightly in the sun, countless colorful butterflies dance around her, the same color eyes reflect a faint light, and the colorful lips are tender and tender, forming a delicate and lively face. Smiling, at this moment, her heart and eyes are full of the people in front of her eyes.

This is a man with a clear face, gentle brows, and affection in his eyes. 】

"..." Tang San, who was speechless, only wanted to say a word now.

It's not gentlemanly to say a sentence, so he held back what he didn't say.

Girl, you... Taste it with your eyes, it tastes very pungent.

"I've always wanted to ask you a question..." The "girl" didn't know what Tang San was thinking, she pursed her colorful lips, tears glistened in her big eyes, and in the next second, she slipped out of her eye sockets and turned into white Flawless pearls tumble.

No love, no date, Lan Xiang, no money, I can’t answer this question, I don’t know about Amway, drink yogurt and lick the lid, eat potato chips and don’t lick your fingers. The force of the slap on the face just now is 32.3N. At this moment, I love you The damage causes the shadow area of ​​your heart to be about 2.7 square centimeters. It only takes 92.4 seconds to jump from here. The probability of falling to death is 7.58%, and the probability of disability is [-]%. Scrape you away.

Throwing away the meaningless barrage that suddenly appeared in his mind, Tang San silently tapped the keyboard wizard in his heart.

'Tell me, why on earth did I come to this place? '

[Maybe it's because of love. 】

'...'

Seeing Tang San's expressionless face, the girl let out a soft sip, and looked at Ai Ai, "You, what's wrong with you today, do you have anything to say?"

I only have one sentence: I don't know if I should say it or not.

Tang San's face was paralyzed, he was a well-trained man, for the first time he sprayed the keyboard spirit to death in his heart.