My boyfriend is a Russian nesting doll
Chapter 70!
It was extra heavy, and he subconsciously meant that the smell came from these pets.
He almost wanted to ask what body wash he was using, so he rushed to buy a bottle for Mr. Gu and Rice Cake.
"Hmm... quite lively." He Weiyuan smiled awkwardly.
Gu Lianze didn't pay attention to these things in the room at all, and walked into the room by himself, following the smell to find the source of the fragrance.
But it was very difficult for Mr. Gu to move forward, those things deliberately stood in front of him and prevented him from moving forward.
Jiang Lin heard Gu Lianze's dissatisfied whining sound from his throat, which was obviously something He Weiyuan had never heard before, and he didn't realize who made it for a while.
"How long have they been with you?" Jiang Lin asked casually.
He Weiyuan: "It's been a while. It's very quiet and doesn't cause trouble."
Jiang Lin nodded indifferently, and picked up a puppet from the ground, "It's not cheap."
"Hmm... maybe." He Weiyuan didn't know the price.
"I remember you said that you like these pets very much." Jiang Lin looked around, he naturally knew that these things were abnormal, but he just didn't know the source, and it seemed that he didn't intentionally harass He Weiyuan.
Gu Lianze found it troublesome for a while, so he slipped a cat in his hand and threw it behind him.In his eyes, these are just a group of creatures in animal skins.The skin and the soul are obviously not suitable, and they are obviously not the same.
"Hey, hey, hey!" The orange cat that was thrown made a deafening cry in the air, and then landed firmly in Jiang Lin's arms.
Jiang Lin was extremely calm when he spoke human words to him. He caught it and put it back on the ground, "Don't go there, if he gets angry again, he should kill someone."
The pets in the house did not move.
"You..." He Weiyuan felt that something was wrong.
"Hmm..." Jiang Lin didn't ask or answer, just watched Gu Lianze find a small sachet from under the pillow on the bed.
The sachet was tied to a folding fan, and when the fan was opened casually, the scent that hit the face made people feel a little headache.
Gu Lianze shook it in his hand, then turned around and asked him, "Is this yours?"
He Weiyuan nodded, "Well, it's the one you asked for from me. What's the matter?"
Sitting on the bed, Gu Lianze took the sachet off the fan and opened it. The inside was not herbs, but tiny particles like water pills.Each one exudes a very strange fragrance.
"What is this?" Jiang Lin asked.
"Soul." Gu Lianze handed the small sachet to Jiang Lin, "The scented ones have souls attached to them, and the unscented ones can still be used."
Jiang Lin was stunned for a moment, "What's the use?"
"Quiet the soul." Gu Lianze looked at the cats and dogs all over the floor, it was really an eyesore, Jiang Lin could only see him as a dog, not too many.
"It's again..." Horcrux.
Gu Lianze nodded, and lifted the orange cat from the ground, "When did he die?"
"It was 500 years ago." The orange cat replied honestly, "I didn't do anything, I just fell asleep and died."
Gu Lianze put him down, the atmosphere in the room was not very good, after all, Gu Lianze's eyes showed what he was about to do.
"Great Immortal, spare your life!" The husky rushed over immediately, and the other dogs also realized the seriousness of the matter one after another.
Only He Weiyuan was at a loss, "What are you going to do?"
Jiang Lin: "They are ghosts."
He Weiyuan knew about it before, so he wasn't too surprised.
Jiang Lin: "You are a living person. If you live with them for a long time, your body will not be able to bear it. You fainted today. I really don't know why."
He Weiyuan: "Then...you want to..."
Jiang Lin didn't know what Gu Lianze was going to do, but according to Gu Lianze's temperament, he might have lost his wits just to save trouble.
Gu Lianze: "Enter reincarnation. What are you doing here? Or go back to the sachet." If Gu Lianze kills one or two, he will die. If he kills so many creatures, the Heavenly Emperor won't say anything. What, Zhou Jinxing had to come over and scold him.
It sounded like they were going to disperse their souls, all the cats and dogs breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay, it's okay."
The puppet licked its paw, "Entering reincarnation... that's fine. But don't we have any financial compensation for those who die in vain, such as giving birth to a good family."
Gu Lianze: "When you get to the underworld, you can make your own judgment."
The orange cat relaxed and stretched, "I don't want to go into reincarnation. I think it's good to be a cat now. I heard that what else can I do to become an internet celebrity."
He Weiyuan: "The difficulty factor for Orange Cat to become an Internet celebrity is quite high."
Orange cat: "Shut up. Now it's about our life and death, so you don't have the right to speak."
He Weiyuan was still angry when he heard this, "If you give birth, I will die, why don't I have a place to talk."
Just watched the orange cat move towards him step by step, and rubbed his trousers with its fat head, "Oh, little brother, let me tell you, this is not how you look at it. You raised us, and we will also can help you."
"If you can help me, don't you mice be caught."
Orange Cat: "No."
Ah.
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The cats and dogs in the house are probably divided into two camps, one side agrees to reincarnate, and the other side is too lazy to bother but I don’t want to go back to the sachet.
Gu Lianze went to see He Weiyuan again.
He Weiyuan: "Look at what I'm doing... Get them away quickly!" Hearing that with them, he will be overwhelmed, and he has a sense of urgency.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof, woof, woof." Humming and chirping are annoying.
He Weiyuan: "Then just forget it... let's keep it..." There is no physical resistance to this soft and furry creature.Had a problem with Jiang Lin.
And we've been together for a while now...it's not true to say that they have no feelings.
Jiang Lin didn't know what to do, so he just looked at Gu Lianze, "If you keep them..."
Gu Lianze shook his head, "No, it's been a long time, and the underworld should still be found. It's against the rules to let them outside like this."
Jiang Lin: "Then there is no other way?"
Hearing his tone, Gu Lianze felt a little bit of flattery, um... If there is no way, I have to figure it out.
"Get a certificate, you can raise it. But it's impossible to raise it here." After all, He Weiyuan is a mortal, and raising him will die sooner or later. "If you want to stay, keep one or two, and the rest will be settled outside."
You also need to apply for a license to keep pets in the Nether Realm...Jiang Lin sounds fresh.
Gu Lianze: "Let Zhou Jinxing come over to do it tomorrow." Mr. Gu thought about it, it was a bit annoying, and he was too lazy to move, so it's better to push it to Zhou Jinxing tomorrow, anyway, he was supposed to be responsible.
Let's settle this matter for the time being, and the stone in He Weiyuan's heart barely fell to the ground.Then invite them to sit here.
After all, there are still some things I want to ask.
Jiang Lin didn't leave either, thinking it would be better to talk about some things, so as to save people from worrying about them.
The three of them sat on the sofa together, and Jiang Lin jumped onto a Siamese in his arms. Jiang Lin rubbed it twice vigorously. The cat he got, no matter if it was real or not, it was not for nothing, let's talk about it first.
Then the cat in his arms was carefully picked up by Gu Lianze, and then thrown down.
Can not touch.
Jiang Lin just smiled in his heart, let's not let it go, go home and pet his dog.
He Weiyuan: "You are not human."
Jiang Lin: "Well, no." He doesn't bother to explain now, he is a human being.
He Weiyuan: "My cat told me that there are gods in the crew."
Jiang Lin glanced at Gu Lianze who was playing with the sachet, and He Weiyuan immediately nodded his head that he understood.As for Lianxu and Mu Yingyun, he didn't shake off, feeling that it didn't matter much, and there was no need to tell them everything.
Gu Lianze hung the sachet on Jiang Lin's ear, and Jiang Lin pulled it down.
"Are you going to take this away?" He Weiyuan looked at the sachet again, and looked at it like this, even the matching fan on it was not going to be kept for himself.
"Yeah." Jiang Lin responded, "By the way, where did you get this?"
He Weiyuan thought about it, "It's from my family, it was passed down from my grandfather's generation. Nothing happened to me, and I don't know why..." He seemed to be afraid that Jiang Lin wouldn't believe it, after all, no one could make sense of it. .
But obviously Jiang Lin has accepted this kind of thing without any worries, and he can do whatever he says.
"My family didn't tell me how it came about. It's just this small sachet, which doesn't attract mosquitoes or anything. It's cool to put it next to the pillow when you sleep in summer." To say that he really didn't think about why it was so magical , only as a family heirloom.
Jiang Lin: "Of course it's cool. Putting such a bag of ghosts next to the pillow... how cool it is."
He Weiyuan shivered, and motioned him not to talk about these things.
"But why are cats and dogs?" He Weiyuan was a little confused, "I thought it would turn into a ghost and wander around my house."
Mr. Gu took over the conversation at this moment, "Almost. As for these, whatever you think about in your mind on weekdays will be expressed in whatever form. It will be attached to your thoughts, so it will consume you a lot. energy."
Jiang Lin: "Then... if I were you, I would think of some good-looking men every day." Suddenly, he was lustful and very happy.
Gu Lianze: "You can't."
Jiang Lin: "Okay, okay, don't want to think about it."
He Weiyuan probably understood some of these things, and Gu Lianze told him that he could only raise one or two.But when asked where the others would go, Gu Lianze said that he didn't know either.
He doesn't care at all.
"Why is this cat so small?" Jiang Lin saw a curled up kitten from beside his pillow. "It can't be the soul of a little doll."
Gu Lianze slipped over to take a look, "It's a real cat. The soul is also a cat. I don't know what was removed when I got rid of the soul."
He Weiyuan: "Then I will raise him."
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Gu Lianze put the cats and dogs in the house back into the sachet, and took them away together with the fan.He Weiyuan looked at the empty room, feeling lonely for a while, but also relaxed.
After all, life is important, as for the others, at least they all have a good home.
Moreover, Gu Lianze kept the smallest cat, saying that it was okay to keep it forever, and fed the cat's soul in the sachet to this kitten, and it seemed that it would never disappear in the future.
When Jiang Lin returned to the house, he realized that he hadn't eaten yet, so he simply cooked some noodles to deal with it, and it was still delicious as a big snack.
It's a good life.
"Isn't the Horcrux and the Horcrux usually together? What about the Horcrux this time?"
Mr. Gu shook the fan in his hand, "That's it."
Jiang Lin took the fan. The smell of spices on the fan seemed to be a little weaker. He held it in his hand and fanned it gently, and the cool breeze mixed with the fragrance hit.
Really good, quite useful.
"Then this time, the four Horcruxes and the four Horcruxes will be all found."
Mr. Gu nodded while swallowing his noodles, "Yes, but there is still one Horcrux missing. If you find everything, send it back to Zhou Jinxing."
Jiang Lin snapped his fingers and thought, "If there are ten, isn't there still one horcrux missing?"
Mr. Gu hesitated for a while while holding the bowl, and said vaguely, "The horcruxes are not lost. I lost nine of them."
Jiang Lin didn't think much, just took what he said was nothing, "Where is the Horcrux now, is it still in the Nether Realm?"
Mr. Gu drank the soup in the bowl, raised his hand and pointed him in the direction, "It's over there."
Jiang Lin followed his gaze, what Mr. Gu was referring to...
Own Russian nesting doll.
……Eh?
"Is your body made of a Horcrux?"
Gu Lianze served himself another bowl, looking as if he was starving, "Well, there was too much spiritual power at the time, and this body couldn't fit it. Zhou Jinxing found a horcrux in the underworld. As a container for the horcrux , he can carry a lot of spiritual power."
"So Zhou Jinxing made the Horcrux your second body?"
Gu Lianze nodded indifferently, anyway, Jiang Lin even accepted that he was a Pixiu, Russian matryoshka and so on, there was no problem at all.
But Jiang Lin has not recovered from the amount of information, "Then this body will be with you for the rest of your life?"
"No, I don't need to have a stable spiritual power after I reach adulthood. At that time, I will let the Emperor of Heaven help me separate it out, and then return it."
Jiang Lin didn't know how he felt, but after hearing that Russian dolls would no longer be needed, he still felt a little regretful...
"If you don't return it." Jiang Lin already had the idea of taking it for himself.
"It's okay, the other nine are not where they are anyway. If you want to keep it, then keep it." Mr. Gu was as easy to talk about as ever in Jiang Lin's matter.
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Jiang Lin still didn't understand, "Zhou Jinxing only gave you the Horcrux, why the other nine ran away."
"The formation was broken. Ten horcruxes were trapped by the formation. Zhou Jinxing took out one, and the whole set of formations was undone, giving them an opportunity." Out of the ten horcruxes at that time, nine of them were enlightened. , twittering every day and insisting on running out of the underworld, daydreaming about wanting to dominate the world all day long.
The leader was the Horcrux, and as soon as he opened his spiritual sense, he took a villain's script.
The horcrux that Gu Lianze used for his body was the youngest among them, and he hadn't opened his spiritual consciousness at that time, so Zhou Jinxing used it to hold the spiritual power that Gu Lianze couldn't let go of.If the spiritual consciousness is turned on, it cannot be used, and it will collide with Gu Lianze's own consciousness.The Horcruxes were originally eight Horcruxes that were recreated to hold them after they were finished.
There is no age, but it is a very rare thing. The spiritual power that can be contained in it can be contained not only by the young Gu Lianze, but also by an adult.
At the same time, once the formation was broken, all nine Horcruxes scattered into the world, running faster than anyone else.
Finally ran to freedom.
"Then what if these Horcruxes can't be recovered."
"I don't know." Gu Lianze really didn't know, "I don't know what Horcruxes think. At that time, because I didn't have spiritual knowledge, I didn't communicate with them. Maybe you can ask them."
Hearing this, Jiang Lin nodded seriously.But when I thought about it suddenly, I felt that Gu Lianze seemed to have something in his words...
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My boyfriend is a matryoshka.
I don't care, it's my boyfriend.
He is a Horcrux, but cannot communicate with other Horcruxes.
but i can.
what am i...
obedient.
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"What am I?" Jiang Lin quietly looked at Gu Lianze.
Mr. Gu shook his head, "I don't know." He said he didn't know, but he didn't mean you as a person.Then Jiang Lin felt that he must know something.But Jiang Lin didn't bother to ask, after all, people said they didn't know, so what else could Jiang Lin ask.
But for Gu Lianze, he usually wouldn't talk about things that were not particularly sure.Moreover, he couldn't easily make judgments about Jiang Lin's matters.
"Forget it, let him care. He will know when he should know." Jiang Lin has always been big-hearted and doesn't care about such things at all.To be reasonable, I have experienced it so many times, if I really want to say it, it’s just that, there is nothing to worry about.And he always felt that... not knowing might be a good thing.After knowing it, it might be something else.
"Eat quickly, both of you." Jiang Lin greeted them, then got up and searched for the remaining six Horcruxes, and placed them neatly on the ground.
A pair of bells, a flute and a xun, a hairpin and a mirror, a door and a pouch, and a matryoshka doll.That last one is really weird.
"What does a Horcrux look like?"
Mr. Gu shook his head, "I don't know, I haven't seen it before I got separated. Places like Nether Realm have always been forbidden to outsiders. Zhou Jinxing didn't know anything at the time, so he would give it to me if he brought out the Russian doll. No When there were nine Horcruxes left, they escaped from the Nether Realm." At that time, Zhou Jinxing had just taken charge of the Nether Realm, and no one told him that he couldn't move or that something would happen if he moved.
Then Li Ting scolded her head and face.Fortunately, Zhou Jinxing didn't care about this, Li Ting yelled at him, and he dragged Xu Zhiyao to make small biscuits from the Emperor's oven.After the biscuits were ready, they thoughtfully left a copy for Li Ting.
"How long have you been in a Russian doll?"
Gu Lianze counted the time, "Ten years or so. It takes a long time for the body to fuse." It was a very cramped place for him, and he could only lie in it in a daze all day long.Gu Lianze has no concept of time in it, the only way to pass the time every day is to listen to Zhou Jinxing nagging himself.
Zhou Jinxing didn't know whether he could hear or not, so it was like waking up a vegetative state, just talk to him for a while if you have nothing to do.
Gu Lianze could hear it, so he could hear it. At first, he felt at ease when he heard someone's voice, but after a long time, after getting used to staying in the doll, he felt that Zhou Jinxing was really noisy.
Jiang Lin felt pitiful, the loneliness of the past hundred years was really uncomfortable.Thinking about it this way, Gu Lianze is really pitiful. He was born in poor health, and was bullied when he was a child. After finally finding a way, he has to be alone in the darkness for decades.
Small poor.
But Gu Lianze didn't feel much about it, gods are always different from ordinary people, decades is not a long time for them.And those days of living alone, let Mr. Gu now think about it, it seems that it is just a snap of his fingers.Those memories are not even as many as the past six months with Jiang Lin.
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Jiang Lin put away all the horcruxes carefully, and waited for Zhou Jinxing to come to ask him what to do with them tomorrow.
Mr. Gu, who had dinner over there, climbed onto the bed, found the book he had put under his pillow, and continued to read it by himself.
Nian Gao just looked at his tail, first shaking it slowly, then waving it quickly at intervals, occasionally the whole tail would stand straight up, and the hair would burst open suddenly.
"Hmm... aroused my curiosity." Nian Gao tentatively leaned over to the bed, looked at Mr. Gu without looking at him, and let out a threatening voice in his throat, "This... I can't even sleep on the bed. I can't even go, so where should I sleep today?" Nian Gao said, and then slipped into Jiang Lin's arms aggrieved.
Then Mr. Gu made another threatening voice.
Nian Gao: "I can't go anywhere together. There is no place for me in this house."
Jiang Lin: "Did Xiaoyao let you go and practice martial arts in a while?"
"Hmm..." Reluctance was written all over Nian Gao's face, but if he didn't go to bed tonight, Xiaoyao would definitely whip himself again tomorrow morning.
"Then what are you still doing here." Jiang Lin pinched the child's cheek, "It's getting late, come back to sleep after practicing for a while."
Nian Gao: "You said so."
"Well, I said so. You go and tell Xiaoyao, I will let you come back to sleep early."
"Okay!" Nian Gao happily burrowed back into the spiritual realm as if she had won a sword from Shang Fang.
If you say that children have to be coaxed, young children have to be coaxed, and older children have to be coaxed.So he climbed into bed and went to find his older child.
"let me see?"
Mr. Gu shook his head and blocked the book with his arm to prevent Jiang Lin from reading it, but he didn't get out of the book.The more he was like this, the more curious Jiang Lin became. He didn't look at it, but he couldn't help being curious.
"Mr. Gu, if you are like this, I will suspect that you are watching something inappropriate behind my back."
Mr. Gu froze for a moment, but shook his head decisively again, "No."
He didn't know what was unsuitable for children at all. To him, Jiang Lin couldn't read this book. Gu Lianze didn't care if other people read it or not, but he didn't want others to read it.If one day the Emperor of Heaven allows Jiang Lin to read it, Mr. Gu will give the book to Jiang Lin and the two of them to read together, but no one else will touch it.
Later, Jiang Lin was thankful that he knew to keep the book away and not show it to others, otherwise Jiang Lin would not be alive.
"Then tell me what's written in the book?" Jiang Lin tempted.
Gu Lianze sat up with the book in his arms, his tail wagging quickly stopped, "I didn't write anything."
The mouth is quite strict.
Jiang Lin stretched out his hand and pretended to grab it, but Gu Lianze didn't hide, and let him grab the side of the book, but he didn't exert any strength on his side, no matter how much Jiang Lin pulled, he couldn't get it out.
Still quite persistent.
In fact, Jiang Lin didn't care about what he was watching at all, he was just curious why Mr. Gu could watch it so...happy.And when he was reading, the golden seal on his palm began to feel hot.At first he thought it was the book Li Ting gave him to practice the exercises, so it was reasonable not to show it to outsiders.But whoever practices can't just get under the quilt every day, turn on the night light on the top of the head, and wag your tail happily to watch it all night.
"Then can you tell me what you're happy about?"
Mr. Gu looked at him, opened his mouth, but finally swallowed it back, "No."
Killing this is not to say.
"All right, all right, let's see." What else can we do, Gu Lianze can't do anything wrong, Jiang Lin must be the one who compromised.
Mr. Gu looked at the book, looked at him, looked at the book again, and finally retreated into the bed with the book in his arms, turned back into a Pixiu and wrapped himself up in a ball, then covered himself in the quilt, and then went to see His book for grown-ups not suitable for children.
If Zhou Jinxing knew that his child was not transparent, he didn't want to be ashamed and wrote him a clear letter. On the surface, he said that Jiang Lin was not allowed to see it to protect Jiang Lin. Only he knew that he was really ashamed to let the fourth person see it. .Li Ting just read it, anyway, if there is a book, he has to know what he wrote.
Even how much force would be used, what would be the reaction, and how not to hurt the people below him, all of them were carefully written.
Zhou Jinxing didn't have any confidence in his own children, and he didn't have much confidence in Jiang Lin, either. They couldn't stare blankly in bed.
What's even more exaggerated... When Xu Zhiyao knew what he was writing, he was stunned for a while, and then began to stare at himself and laugh intentionally or unintentionally.
Zhou Jinxing: "You are going to die."
Xu Zhiyao: "If you don't know how to write, why don't we experience it while doing you, and then you write."
After hearing this, Zhou Jinxing scolded him several times, and then the two of them did it.I'll talk about it when I'm cool.
Thinking about it this way, Xu Zhiyao still has half of the credit...
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Jiang Lin couldn't stand him poking his butt with his tail every day while reading a book, "If you're in heat, go sleep underground." Angrily, Jiang Lin sat up and scolded him in the middle of the night.If you want to read with the light on, you can just read, you can't keep me from sleeping.
Then Mr. Gu turned over and lay down on the ground.
It's still a salted duck, it's so cute.
Under Zhou Jinxing's guidance, he knew he was in heat.Zhou Jinxing said that during estrus, it is easy to be impulsive, impulsive will do something uncontrollable, and if it does, it will hurt Jiang Lin.So in the past few days, he has been very careful not to make it so obvious that he is in heat.But now Jiang Lin told him to go down, so he went down, he was obedient.
Jiang Lin felt that he was sick. He had never seen someone who understood others' words in this way.
"Is it cool in the ground?" Jiang Lin looked at the little night light he raised lying flat on the ground.Shaking his short legs while reading a book, let alone quite comfortable.
"Cool." Tell the truth.
"...Then come up."
"Yeah." Mr. Gu flew onto the bed with the book in his mouth again.
Jiang Lin didn't speak at the moment, but Nian Gao over there sat up and looked at the two adults who were not idle all night long.But the child's rationality told him not to yell loudly, or he would be beaten by Gu Lianze. In the end, he just glared at the two of them angrily, covered his head and fell asleep.
Jiang Lin hurriedly lowered his voice, "I'm asleep, put your tail back. Otherwise, I'll cook with you tomorrow."
"You want to eat me?" Mr. Gu asked him with his head tilted.
Jiang Lin didn't know what kind of question this was, but nodded, "Well, if you don't obey me, I'll eat you."
That was obviously a sentence to scare the child, but seeing Mr. Gu's ears suddenly froze, his eyes widened a little, his tail swung quickly, the night light on his head shone brightly, and his two front paws moved left and right. One right side was gradually raised and lowered, stepping back and forth on the bed like small steps, the most exaggerated thing was that Gu Lianze even stuck out his tongue for the first time.
Mr. Gu, he... so hi.
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What did Jiang Lin say?going to eat me.But Zhou Jin's running script said that eating means... Is Jiang Lin going to make stuffed sauce with me?
And Zhou Jinxing said that I should have eaten him, but if it was Jiang Lin, it doesn't matter if I was the one who was eaten.
Then when will he eat me? If it's too late, I can eat him.
In fact, if he is happy, whatever is fine, then he can eat me anytime.
Tomorrow? He said he would eat me tomorrow if he said he was disobedient.
Ok…
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So at 03:30 in the morning, in a room that was shining with dazzling light, Mr. Gu walked up to Jiang Lin with excited steps on all fours.
"doing what."
Mr. Gu blinked quickly, and then slapped Jiang Lin on the face.
Is this disobedient enough?
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Well, it's all Zhou Jinxing's fault.The mistake was that he always overestimated Gu Lianze's ability to understand.
Why can Heaven make a fool out of it?
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Thanks to the little angel who cast [mine]:
Qin Qi 2;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
16 bottle of Qin Qi;
Autumnus 14 bottles;
7 bottles of selina;
1 bottles of Guan Tianling;
flowering.
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Jiang Lin looked at the dog in front of him, and was speechless for a while, the paw did not use much force, but it was obviously not the force of a touch, but just wanted to slap himself.
…Ok.
Jiang Lin and Mr. Gu looked at each other, Gu Lianze's eyes flickered, and after slapping Jiang Lin... he was extremely happy.The tail wagged happily.
After thinking for a long time, Jiang Lin picked up his phone and entered the group.
"Mr. Gu had a fever last time, did his brain burn out? Do you need to take him back to have a look? I think he may be...not normal."
Zhou Jinxing and Li Ting, who were on their own beds, didn't know what their children had provoked.
Zhou Jinxing: "First ask, what happened."
Jiang Lin: "He hit me." Jiang Lin felt that his tone seemed to be suing, but he didn't, he just wanted to explain a fact, "No, he looked very happy after he hit me." After finishing speaking It still didn't feel right, and the more he said it, the more chaotic it became, "I don't know why he slapped me so happily."
Li Ting: "Oh..."
oh! ?Jiang Lin felt that Li Ting's reaction was so indifferent.
Li Ting: "Why don't you return the product?"
Jiang Lin: "It seems a bit reluctant."
Zhou Jinxing: "Why don't you take him back into the furnace and rebuild it, anyway, it's too late to change his brain now. We can't find anyone who is willing to donate his brain." Unused brains can be donated to those in need, such as Mr. Gu.
Li Ting: "It's too late to go back to the furnace and rebuild, so go to bed early."
Zhou Jinxing: "Well, go to bed early."
Then the two disappeared in the group, and Jiang Lin looked at Mr. Gu's two parents as if they had given up on their children.With a sigh, he turned off his phone and looked back at Gu Lianze.Mr. Gu was still wagging his tail at him, huffing and puffing, his tongue was red, and Jiang Lin subconsciously stretched out his finger and poked Mr. Gu's tongue.
So soft.
Mr. Gu was stunned for a moment, not knowing what Jiang Lin was going to do, but he didn't dare to close his mouth.
Jiang Lin was still staring at his tongue, even rolled it up from the outside, and then spread it out, which was quite amusing.
Gu Lianze opened his mouth wide for Jiang Lin to play with his tongue, for fear of scratching him with his teeth. In the end, Jiang Lin was too lazy to play, so he let him play with his tongue and stuffed it all into his mouth, "Close your mouth."
He shut up obediently.
"Sleep, sleep." Jiang Lin hugged him directly into his arms, and threw the book aside for him, "When I wake up tomorrow morning, I'm not allowed to talk." He didn't know what else Mr. Gu could do Come.
Didn't I want to eat him... I did!Mr. Gu is still immersed in this matter, why does he say that he will not eat if he does not eat.But Jiang Lin didn't let him speak, Mr. Gu closed his round and eager eyes in Jiang Lin's arms and looked at him.
Jiang Lin didn't know what he was thinking about. He thought that if he couldn't sleep, he would make troubles. It was fine to make troubles as usual, so it was reasonable to slap himself now, "Close your eyes."
Close your eyes obediently.
Seeing this, Jiang Lin put the child on his pillow and covered his neck with the quilt, "Sleeping, I'll beat you if you make trouble again." After getting along for a long time, Jiang Lin would directly order him to do something at some point , very useful, not emotional, let do what to do, and don't ask why.
·
When Zhou Jinxing came over that day, he cleaned up the mess for them.
"You two are really going to find trouble for me, come, come, tell me where to put this cat and dog."
Gu Lianze lied to him that there were a few undead who wanted him to come and clean them up. Zhou Jinxing said that he had sent someone to come, but Gu Lianze couldn't do it, so he had to come over in person.Sure enough, something will happen when you come here.
He Weiyuan didn't know who the person in front of him was, so he didn't ask, and quietly huddled in the corner as if he wasn't himself.
Gu Lianze: "Take care of your family." You're not welcome anyway.
It doesn't matter if you feed them in the underworld, but when you go out, there are a bunch of these things. If you don't know it, you think it's a pet welfare center.
"All right, all right, I'll figure out a way to go." Saying that, he collected the soul and took it away in his pocket.
Before leaving, he looked at the cat on He Weiyuan's lap. He knew at a glance that Gu Lianze had released his soul, but he didn't bother to care about it. Anyway, it was a real cat, and it didn't matter if it was alive or dead. .
Zhou Jinxing: "This cat may live longer than you in the future, so don't throw it away if you don't want to keep it."
He Weiyuan nodded tremblingly, "Okay..."
When they inadvertently asked about it later, Zhou Jinxing said that they opened a cat rock cafe and a dog folk song bar, and let those cats and dogs entertain guests.But I'm so lucky to open opposite Li Ting's house, the coffee shop is buzzing during the day, and the bar is buzzing at night.
Jiang Lin: "I never asked if Zhou Jinxing had any grudges with Li Ting."
Gu Lianze nodded, "Yes, yes."
But it doesn't matter, anyway, Zhou Jinxing can't beat Li Ting, he can only use some methods that sometimes seem very naive, but as long as it makes Li Ting unhappy for a moment, he can be happy.
Thinking about it this way, Gu Lianze is naive for a reason.
The guardian is nowhere to be found.
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"Wu Ren has stolen more than 20 watermelons from our domain today." Jiang Lin didn't know what was going on, and his own watermelons in the domain were almost stolen by others.
To say that it is getting more and more impolite.
Mr. Gu jumped up from the bed when he heard this. Of course he knew that someone had entered his territory, but because of Qiyi, he couldn't do anything to Wuren.They even asked Jiang Lin to cook for them all the time, but they really made progress.
Jiang Lin didn't think the same as him, he was just curious about what they were going to do with more than 20 watermelons.
Realize watermelon freedom?
But watermelon is not worth much.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, there are a few left, and I'll cut them up for you later." The weather is getting hotter day by day, and if it's not good to steal anything, you have to steal your own watermelon.
There are also ideas.
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Wuren did steal more than 20 watermelons from other people. Except for two, he put them in the well for his family to eat, and he sold the rest.
Yes, sold.
A step that Jiang Lin didn't realize, he did.Although Jiang Lin didn't work so hard to grow them, he at least sold the watermelons that Jiang Lin saw big.
Whether it is Wuren or Qiyi, they have no idea how much they can sell. Fortunately, it is not midsummer, and the price of watermelon is slightly more expensive, otherwise Wuren might be sold to the point where they doubt their lives.
As for the money he earned, Wuren bought a claw machine for his family. It was second-hand, the kind that is not sold in shopping malls, and Wuren bought it back at a very low price.
Poor like a monster.
Qi Yi didn't know what he was going to do, and had always been indifferent to what he did.But it's not bad to have something to pass the time at home, he doesn't ask where he got the claw machine, and he doesn't ask what he does with the more than 20 stolen watermelons
He almost wanted to ask what body wash he was using, so he rushed to buy a bottle for Mr. Gu and Rice Cake.
"Hmm... quite lively." He Weiyuan smiled awkwardly.
Gu Lianze didn't pay attention to these things in the room at all, and walked into the room by himself, following the smell to find the source of the fragrance.
But it was very difficult for Mr. Gu to move forward, those things deliberately stood in front of him and prevented him from moving forward.
Jiang Lin heard Gu Lianze's dissatisfied whining sound from his throat, which was obviously something He Weiyuan had never heard before, and he didn't realize who made it for a while.
"How long have they been with you?" Jiang Lin asked casually.
He Weiyuan: "It's been a while. It's very quiet and doesn't cause trouble."
Jiang Lin nodded indifferently, and picked up a puppet from the ground, "It's not cheap."
"Hmm... maybe." He Weiyuan didn't know the price.
"I remember you said that you like these pets very much." Jiang Lin looked around, he naturally knew that these things were abnormal, but he just didn't know the source, and it seemed that he didn't intentionally harass He Weiyuan.
Gu Lianze found it troublesome for a while, so he slipped a cat in his hand and threw it behind him.In his eyes, these are just a group of creatures in animal skins.The skin and the soul are obviously not suitable, and they are obviously not the same.
"Hey, hey, hey!" The orange cat that was thrown made a deafening cry in the air, and then landed firmly in Jiang Lin's arms.
Jiang Lin was extremely calm when he spoke human words to him. He caught it and put it back on the ground, "Don't go there, if he gets angry again, he should kill someone."
The pets in the house did not move.
"You..." He Weiyuan felt that something was wrong.
"Hmm..." Jiang Lin didn't ask or answer, just watched Gu Lianze find a small sachet from under the pillow on the bed.
The sachet was tied to a folding fan, and when the fan was opened casually, the scent that hit the face made people feel a little headache.
Gu Lianze shook it in his hand, then turned around and asked him, "Is this yours?"
He Weiyuan nodded, "Well, it's the one you asked for from me. What's the matter?"
Sitting on the bed, Gu Lianze took the sachet off the fan and opened it. The inside was not herbs, but tiny particles like water pills.Each one exudes a very strange fragrance.
"What is this?" Jiang Lin asked.
"Soul." Gu Lianze handed the small sachet to Jiang Lin, "The scented ones have souls attached to them, and the unscented ones can still be used."
Jiang Lin was stunned for a moment, "What's the use?"
"Quiet the soul." Gu Lianze looked at the cats and dogs all over the floor, it was really an eyesore, Jiang Lin could only see him as a dog, not too many.
"It's again..." Horcrux.
Gu Lianze nodded, and lifted the orange cat from the ground, "When did he die?"
"It was 500 years ago." The orange cat replied honestly, "I didn't do anything, I just fell asleep and died."
Gu Lianze put him down, the atmosphere in the room was not very good, after all, Gu Lianze's eyes showed what he was about to do.
"Great Immortal, spare your life!" The husky rushed over immediately, and the other dogs also realized the seriousness of the matter one after another.
Only He Weiyuan was at a loss, "What are you going to do?"
Jiang Lin: "They are ghosts."
He Weiyuan knew about it before, so he wasn't too surprised.
Jiang Lin: "You are a living person. If you live with them for a long time, your body will not be able to bear it. You fainted today. I really don't know why."
He Weiyuan: "Then...you want to..."
Jiang Lin didn't know what Gu Lianze was going to do, but according to Gu Lianze's temperament, he might have lost his wits just to save trouble.
Gu Lianze: "Enter reincarnation. What are you doing here? Or go back to the sachet." If Gu Lianze kills one or two, he will die. If he kills so many creatures, the Heavenly Emperor won't say anything. What, Zhou Jinxing had to come over and scold him.
It sounded like they were going to disperse their souls, all the cats and dogs breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay, it's okay."
The puppet licked its paw, "Entering reincarnation... that's fine. But don't we have any financial compensation for those who die in vain, such as giving birth to a good family."
Gu Lianze: "When you get to the underworld, you can make your own judgment."
The orange cat relaxed and stretched, "I don't want to go into reincarnation. I think it's good to be a cat now. I heard that what else can I do to become an internet celebrity."
He Weiyuan: "The difficulty factor for Orange Cat to become an Internet celebrity is quite high."
Orange cat: "Shut up. Now it's about our life and death, so you don't have the right to speak."
He Weiyuan was still angry when he heard this, "If you give birth, I will die, why don't I have a place to talk."
Just watched the orange cat move towards him step by step, and rubbed his trousers with its fat head, "Oh, little brother, let me tell you, this is not how you look at it. You raised us, and we will also can help you."
"If you can help me, don't you mice be caught."
Orange Cat: "No."
Ah.
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The cats and dogs in the house are probably divided into two camps, one side agrees to reincarnate, and the other side is too lazy to bother but I don’t want to go back to the sachet.
Gu Lianze went to see He Weiyuan again.
He Weiyuan: "Look at what I'm doing... Get them away quickly!" Hearing that with them, he will be overwhelmed, and he has a sense of urgency.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof, woof, woof." Humming and chirping are annoying.
He Weiyuan: "Then just forget it... let's keep it..." There is no physical resistance to this soft and furry creature.Had a problem with Jiang Lin.
And we've been together for a while now...it's not true to say that they have no feelings.
Jiang Lin didn't know what to do, so he just looked at Gu Lianze, "If you keep them..."
Gu Lianze shook his head, "No, it's been a long time, and the underworld should still be found. It's against the rules to let them outside like this."
Jiang Lin: "Then there is no other way?"
Hearing his tone, Gu Lianze felt a little bit of flattery, um... If there is no way, I have to figure it out.
"Get a certificate, you can raise it. But it's impossible to raise it here." After all, He Weiyuan is a mortal, and raising him will die sooner or later. "If you want to stay, keep one or two, and the rest will be settled outside."
You also need to apply for a license to keep pets in the Nether Realm...Jiang Lin sounds fresh.
Gu Lianze: "Let Zhou Jinxing come over to do it tomorrow." Mr. Gu thought about it, it was a bit annoying, and he was too lazy to move, so it's better to push it to Zhou Jinxing tomorrow, anyway, he was supposed to be responsible.
Let's settle this matter for the time being, and the stone in He Weiyuan's heart barely fell to the ground.Then invite them to sit here.
After all, there are still some things I want to ask.
Jiang Lin didn't leave either, thinking it would be better to talk about some things, so as to save people from worrying about them.
The three of them sat on the sofa together, and Jiang Lin jumped onto a Siamese in his arms. Jiang Lin rubbed it twice vigorously. The cat he got, no matter if it was real or not, it was not for nothing, let's talk about it first.
Then the cat in his arms was carefully picked up by Gu Lianze, and then thrown down.
Can not touch.
Jiang Lin just smiled in his heart, let's not let it go, go home and pet his dog.
He Weiyuan: "You are not human."
Jiang Lin: "Well, no." He doesn't bother to explain now, he is a human being.
He Weiyuan: "My cat told me that there are gods in the crew."
Jiang Lin glanced at Gu Lianze who was playing with the sachet, and He Weiyuan immediately nodded his head that he understood.As for Lianxu and Mu Yingyun, he didn't shake off, feeling that it didn't matter much, and there was no need to tell them everything.
Gu Lianze hung the sachet on Jiang Lin's ear, and Jiang Lin pulled it down.
"Are you going to take this away?" He Weiyuan looked at the sachet again, and looked at it like this, even the matching fan on it was not going to be kept for himself.
"Yeah." Jiang Lin responded, "By the way, where did you get this?"
He Weiyuan thought about it, "It's from my family, it was passed down from my grandfather's generation. Nothing happened to me, and I don't know why..." He seemed to be afraid that Jiang Lin wouldn't believe it, after all, no one could make sense of it. .
But obviously Jiang Lin has accepted this kind of thing without any worries, and he can do whatever he says.
"My family didn't tell me how it came about. It's just this small sachet, which doesn't attract mosquitoes or anything. It's cool to put it next to the pillow when you sleep in summer." To say that he really didn't think about why it was so magical , only as a family heirloom.
Jiang Lin: "Of course it's cool. Putting such a bag of ghosts next to the pillow... how cool it is."
He Weiyuan shivered, and motioned him not to talk about these things.
"But why are cats and dogs?" He Weiyuan was a little confused, "I thought it would turn into a ghost and wander around my house."
Mr. Gu took over the conversation at this moment, "Almost. As for these, whatever you think about in your mind on weekdays will be expressed in whatever form. It will be attached to your thoughts, so it will consume you a lot. energy."
Jiang Lin: "Then... if I were you, I would think of some good-looking men every day." Suddenly, he was lustful and very happy.
Gu Lianze: "You can't."
Jiang Lin: "Okay, okay, don't want to think about it."
He Weiyuan probably understood some of these things, and Gu Lianze told him that he could only raise one or two.But when asked where the others would go, Gu Lianze said that he didn't know either.
He doesn't care at all.
"Why is this cat so small?" Jiang Lin saw a curled up kitten from beside his pillow. "It can't be the soul of a little doll."
Gu Lianze slipped over to take a look, "It's a real cat. The soul is also a cat. I don't know what was removed when I got rid of the soul."
He Weiyuan: "Then I will raise him."
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Gu Lianze put the cats and dogs in the house back into the sachet, and took them away together with the fan.He Weiyuan looked at the empty room, feeling lonely for a while, but also relaxed.
After all, life is important, as for the others, at least they all have a good home.
Moreover, Gu Lianze kept the smallest cat, saying that it was okay to keep it forever, and fed the cat's soul in the sachet to this kitten, and it seemed that it would never disappear in the future.
When Jiang Lin returned to the house, he realized that he hadn't eaten yet, so he simply cooked some noodles to deal with it, and it was still delicious as a big snack.
It's a good life.
"Isn't the Horcrux and the Horcrux usually together? What about the Horcrux this time?"
Mr. Gu shook the fan in his hand, "That's it."
Jiang Lin took the fan. The smell of spices on the fan seemed to be a little weaker. He held it in his hand and fanned it gently, and the cool breeze mixed with the fragrance hit.
Really good, quite useful.
"Then this time, the four Horcruxes and the four Horcruxes will be all found."
Mr. Gu nodded while swallowing his noodles, "Yes, but there is still one Horcrux missing. If you find everything, send it back to Zhou Jinxing."
Jiang Lin snapped his fingers and thought, "If there are ten, isn't there still one horcrux missing?"
Mr. Gu hesitated for a while while holding the bowl, and said vaguely, "The horcruxes are not lost. I lost nine of them."
Jiang Lin didn't think much, just took what he said was nothing, "Where is the Horcrux now, is it still in the Nether Realm?"
Mr. Gu drank the soup in the bowl, raised his hand and pointed him in the direction, "It's over there."
Jiang Lin followed his gaze, what Mr. Gu was referring to...
Own Russian nesting doll.
……Eh?
"Is your body made of a Horcrux?"
Gu Lianze served himself another bowl, looking as if he was starving, "Well, there was too much spiritual power at the time, and this body couldn't fit it. Zhou Jinxing found a horcrux in the underworld. As a container for the horcrux , he can carry a lot of spiritual power."
"So Zhou Jinxing made the Horcrux your second body?"
Gu Lianze nodded indifferently, anyway, Jiang Lin even accepted that he was a Pixiu, Russian matryoshka and so on, there was no problem at all.
But Jiang Lin has not recovered from the amount of information, "Then this body will be with you for the rest of your life?"
"No, I don't need to have a stable spiritual power after I reach adulthood. At that time, I will let the Emperor of Heaven help me separate it out, and then return it."
Jiang Lin didn't know how he felt, but after hearing that Russian dolls would no longer be needed, he still felt a little regretful...
"If you don't return it." Jiang Lin already had the idea of taking it for himself.
"It's okay, the other nine are not where they are anyway. If you want to keep it, then keep it." Mr. Gu was as easy to talk about as ever in Jiang Lin's matter.
·
Jiang Lin still didn't understand, "Zhou Jinxing only gave you the Horcrux, why the other nine ran away."
"The formation was broken. Ten horcruxes were trapped by the formation. Zhou Jinxing took out one, and the whole set of formations was undone, giving them an opportunity." Out of the ten horcruxes at that time, nine of them were enlightened. , twittering every day and insisting on running out of the underworld, daydreaming about wanting to dominate the world all day long.
The leader was the Horcrux, and as soon as he opened his spiritual sense, he took a villain's script.
The horcrux that Gu Lianze used for his body was the youngest among them, and he hadn't opened his spiritual consciousness at that time, so Zhou Jinxing used it to hold the spiritual power that Gu Lianze couldn't let go of.If the spiritual consciousness is turned on, it cannot be used, and it will collide with Gu Lianze's own consciousness.The Horcruxes were originally eight Horcruxes that were recreated to hold them after they were finished.
There is no age, but it is a very rare thing. The spiritual power that can be contained in it can be contained not only by the young Gu Lianze, but also by an adult.
At the same time, once the formation was broken, all nine Horcruxes scattered into the world, running faster than anyone else.
Finally ran to freedom.
"Then what if these Horcruxes can't be recovered."
"I don't know." Gu Lianze really didn't know, "I don't know what Horcruxes think. At that time, because I didn't have spiritual knowledge, I didn't communicate with them. Maybe you can ask them."
Hearing this, Jiang Lin nodded seriously.But when I thought about it suddenly, I felt that Gu Lianze seemed to have something in his words...
·
My boyfriend is a matryoshka.
I don't care, it's my boyfriend.
He is a Horcrux, but cannot communicate with other Horcruxes.
but i can.
what am i...
obedient.
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"What am I?" Jiang Lin quietly looked at Gu Lianze.
Mr. Gu shook his head, "I don't know." He said he didn't know, but he didn't mean you as a person.Then Jiang Lin felt that he must know something.But Jiang Lin didn't bother to ask, after all, people said they didn't know, so what else could Jiang Lin ask.
But for Gu Lianze, he usually wouldn't talk about things that were not particularly sure.Moreover, he couldn't easily make judgments about Jiang Lin's matters.
"Forget it, let him care. He will know when he should know." Jiang Lin has always been big-hearted and doesn't care about such things at all.To be reasonable, I have experienced it so many times, if I really want to say it, it’s just that, there is nothing to worry about.And he always felt that... not knowing might be a good thing.After knowing it, it might be something else.
"Eat quickly, both of you." Jiang Lin greeted them, then got up and searched for the remaining six Horcruxes, and placed them neatly on the ground.
A pair of bells, a flute and a xun, a hairpin and a mirror, a door and a pouch, and a matryoshka doll.That last one is really weird.
"What does a Horcrux look like?"
Mr. Gu shook his head, "I don't know, I haven't seen it before I got separated. Places like Nether Realm have always been forbidden to outsiders. Zhou Jinxing didn't know anything at the time, so he would give it to me if he brought out the Russian doll. No When there were nine Horcruxes left, they escaped from the Nether Realm." At that time, Zhou Jinxing had just taken charge of the Nether Realm, and no one told him that he couldn't move or that something would happen if he moved.
Then Li Ting scolded her head and face.Fortunately, Zhou Jinxing didn't care about this, Li Ting yelled at him, and he dragged Xu Zhiyao to make small biscuits from the Emperor's oven.After the biscuits were ready, they thoughtfully left a copy for Li Ting.
"How long have you been in a Russian doll?"
Gu Lianze counted the time, "Ten years or so. It takes a long time for the body to fuse." It was a very cramped place for him, and he could only lie in it in a daze all day long.Gu Lianze has no concept of time in it, the only way to pass the time every day is to listen to Zhou Jinxing nagging himself.
Zhou Jinxing didn't know whether he could hear or not, so it was like waking up a vegetative state, just talk to him for a while if you have nothing to do.
Gu Lianze could hear it, so he could hear it. At first, he felt at ease when he heard someone's voice, but after a long time, after getting used to staying in the doll, he felt that Zhou Jinxing was really noisy.
Jiang Lin felt pitiful, the loneliness of the past hundred years was really uncomfortable.Thinking about it this way, Gu Lianze is really pitiful. He was born in poor health, and was bullied when he was a child. After finally finding a way, he has to be alone in the darkness for decades.
Small poor.
But Gu Lianze didn't feel much about it, gods are always different from ordinary people, decades is not a long time for them.And those days of living alone, let Mr. Gu now think about it, it seems that it is just a snap of his fingers.Those memories are not even as many as the past six months with Jiang Lin.
·
Jiang Lin put away all the horcruxes carefully, and waited for Zhou Jinxing to come to ask him what to do with them tomorrow.
Mr. Gu, who had dinner over there, climbed onto the bed, found the book he had put under his pillow, and continued to read it by himself.
Nian Gao just looked at his tail, first shaking it slowly, then waving it quickly at intervals, occasionally the whole tail would stand straight up, and the hair would burst open suddenly.
"Hmm... aroused my curiosity." Nian Gao tentatively leaned over to the bed, looked at Mr. Gu without looking at him, and let out a threatening voice in his throat, "This... I can't even sleep on the bed. I can't even go, so where should I sleep today?" Nian Gao said, and then slipped into Jiang Lin's arms aggrieved.
Then Mr. Gu made another threatening voice.
Nian Gao: "I can't go anywhere together. There is no place for me in this house."
Jiang Lin: "Did Xiaoyao let you go and practice martial arts in a while?"
"Hmm..." Reluctance was written all over Nian Gao's face, but if he didn't go to bed tonight, Xiaoyao would definitely whip himself again tomorrow morning.
"Then what are you still doing here." Jiang Lin pinched the child's cheek, "It's getting late, come back to sleep after practicing for a while."
Nian Gao: "You said so."
"Well, I said so. You go and tell Xiaoyao, I will let you come back to sleep early."
"Okay!" Nian Gao happily burrowed back into the spiritual realm as if she had won a sword from Shang Fang.
If you say that children have to be coaxed, young children have to be coaxed, and older children have to be coaxed.So he climbed into bed and went to find his older child.
"let me see?"
Mr. Gu shook his head and blocked the book with his arm to prevent Jiang Lin from reading it, but he didn't get out of the book.The more he was like this, the more curious Jiang Lin became. He didn't look at it, but he couldn't help being curious.
"Mr. Gu, if you are like this, I will suspect that you are watching something inappropriate behind my back."
Mr. Gu froze for a moment, but shook his head decisively again, "No."
He didn't know what was unsuitable for children at all. To him, Jiang Lin couldn't read this book. Gu Lianze didn't care if other people read it or not, but he didn't want others to read it.If one day the Emperor of Heaven allows Jiang Lin to read it, Mr. Gu will give the book to Jiang Lin and the two of them to read together, but no one else will touch it.
Later, Jiang Lin was thankful that he knew to keep the book away and not show it to others, otherwise Jiang Lin would not be alive.
"Then tell me what's written in the book?" Jiang Lin tempted.
Gu Lianze sat up with the book in his arms, his tail wagging quickly stopped, "I didn't write anything."
The mouth is quite strict.
Jiang Lin stretched out his hand and pretended to grab it, but Gu Lianze didn't hide, and let him grab the side of the book, but he didn't exert any strength on his side, no matter how much Jiang Lin pulled, he couldn't get it out.
Still quite persistent.
In fact, Jiang Lin didn't care about what he was watching at all, he was just curious why Mr. Gu could watch it so...happy.And when he was reading, the golden seal on his palm began to feel hot.At first he thought it was the book Li Ting gave him to practice the exercises, so it was reasonable not to show it to outsiders.But whoever practices can't just get under the quilt every day, turn on the night light on the top of the head, and wag your tail happily to watch it all night.
"Then can you tell me what you're happy about?"
Mr. Gu looked at him, opened his mouth, but finally swallowed it back, "No."
Killing this is not to say.
"All right, all right, let's see." What else can we do, Gu Lianze can't do anything wrong, Jiang Lin must be the one who compromised.
Mr. Gu looked at the book, looked at him, looked at the book again, and finally retreated into the bed with the book in his arms, turned back into a Pixiu and wrapped himself up in a ball, then covered himself in the quilt, and then went to see His book for grown-ups not suitable for children.
If Zhou Jinxing knew that his child was not transparent, he didn't want to be ashamed and wrote him a clear letter. On the surface, he said that Jiang Lin was not allowed to see it to protect Jiang Lin. Only he knew that he was really ashamed to let the fourth person see it. .Li Ting just read it, anyway, if there is a book, he has to know what he wrote.
Even how much force would be used, what would be the reaction, and how not to hurt the people below him, all of them were carefully written.
Zhou Jinxing didn't have any confidence in his own children, and he didn't have much confidence in Jiang Lin, either. They couldn't stare blankly in bed.
What's even more exaggerated... When Xu Zhiyao knew what he was writing, he was stunned for a while, and then began to stare at himself and laugh intentionally or unintentionally.
Zhou Jinxing: "You are going to die."
Xu Zhiyao: "If you don't know how to write, why don't we experience it while doing you, and then you write."
After hearing this, Zhou Jinxing scolded him several times, and then the two of them did it.I'll talk about it when I'm cool.
Thinking about it this way, Xu Zhiyao still has half of the credit...
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Jiang Lin couldn't stand him poking his butt with his tail every day while reading a book, "If you're in heat, go sleep underground." Angrily, Jiang Lin sat up and scolded him in the middle of the night.If you want to read with the light on, you can just read, you can't keep me from sleeping.
Then Mr. Gu turned over and lay down on the ground.
It's still a salted duck, it's so cute.
Under Zhou Jinxing's guidance, he knew he was in heat.Zhou Jinxing said that during estrus, it is easy to be impulsive, impulsive will do something uncontrollable, and if it does, it will hurt Jiang Lin.So in the past few days, he has been very careful not to make it so obvious that he is in heat.But now Jiang Lin told him to go down, so he went down, he was obedient.
Jiang Lin felt that he was sick. He had never seen someone who understood others' words in this way.
"Is it cool in the ground?" Jiang Lin looked at the little night light he raised lying flat on the ground.Shaking his short legs while reading a book, let alone quite comfortable.
"Cool." Tell the truth.
"...Then come up."
"Yeah." Mr. Gu flew onto the bed with the book in his mouth again.
Jiang Lin didn't speak at the moment, but Nian Gao over there sat up and looked at the two adults who were not idle all night long.But the child's rationality told him not to yell loudly, or he would be beaten by Gu Lianze. In the end, he just glared at the two of them angrily, covered his head and fell asleep.
Jiang Lin hurriedly lowered his voice, "I'm asleep, put your tail back. Otherwise, I'll cook with you tomorrow."
"You want to eat me?" Mr. Gu asked him with his head tilted.
Jiang Lin didn't know what kind of question this was, but nodded, "Well, if you don't obey me, I'll eat you."
That was obviously a sentence to scare the child, but seeing Mr. Gu's ears suddenly froze, his eyes widened a little, his tail swung quickly, the night light on his head shone brightly, and his two front paws moved left and right. One right side was gradually raised and lowered, stepping back and forth on the bed like small steps, the most exaggerated thing was that Gu Lianze even stuck out his tongue for the first time.
Mr. Gu, he... so hi.
·
What did Jiang Lin say?going to eat me.But Zhou Jin's running script said that eating means... Is Jiang Lin going to make stuffed sauce with me?
And Zhou Jinxing said that I should have eaten him, but if it was Jiang Lin, it doesn't matter if I was the one who was eaten.
Then when will he eat me? If it's too late, I can eat him.
In fact, if he is happy, whatever is fine, then he can eat me anytime.
Tomorrow? He said he would eat me tomorrow if he said he was disobedient.
Ok…
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So at 03:30 in the morning, in a room that was shining with dazzling light, Mr. Gu walked up to Jiang Lin with excited steps on all fours.
"doing what."
Mr. Gu blinked quickly, and then slapped Jiang Lin on the face.
Is this disobedient enough?
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Well, it's all Zhou Jinxing's fault.The mistake was that he always overestimated Gu Lianze's ability to understand.
Why can Heaven make a fool out of it?
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Thanks to the little angel who cast [mine]:
Qin Qi 2;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
16 bottle of Qin Qi;
Autumnus 14 bottles;
7 bottles of selina;
1 bottles of Guan Tianling;
flowering.
95
Jiang Lin looked at the dog in front of him, and was speechless for a while, the paw did not use much force, but it was obviously not the force of a touch, but just wanted to slap himself.
…Ok.
Jiang Lin and Mr. Gu looked at each other, Gu Lianze's eyes flickered, and after slapping Jiang Lin... he was extremely happy.The tail wagged happily.
After thinking for a long time, Jiang Lin picked up his phone and entered the group.
"Mr. Gu had a fever last time, did his brain burn out? Do you need to take him back to have a look? I think he may be...not normal."
Zhou Jinxing and Li Ting, who were on their own beds, didn't know what their children had provoked.
Zhou Jinxing: "First ask, what happened."
Jiang Lin: "He hit me." Jiang Lin felt that his tone seemed to be suing, but he didn't, he just wanted to explain a fact, "No, he looked very happy after he hit me." After finishing speaking It still didn't feel right, and the more he said it, the more chaotic it became, "I don't know why he slapped me so happily."
Li Ting: "Oh..."
oh! ?Jiang Lin felt that Li Ting's reaction was so indifferent.
Li Ting: "Why don't you return the product?"
Jiang Lin: "It seems a bit reluctant."
Zhou Jinxing: "Why don't you take him back into the furnace and rebuild it, anyway, it's too late to change his brain now. We can't find anyone who is willing to donate his brain." Unused brains can be donated to those in need, such as Mr. Gu.
Li Ting: "It's too late to go back to the furnace and rebuild, so go to bed early."
Zhou Jinxing: "Well, go to bed early."
Then the two disappeared in the group, and Jiang Lin looked at Mr. Gu's two parents as if they had given up on their children.With a sigh, he turned off his phone and looked back at Gu Lianze.Mr. Gu was still wagging his tail at him, huffing and puffing, his tongue was red, and Jiang Lin subconsciously stretched out his finger and poked Mr. Gu's tongue.
So soft.
Mr. Gu was stunned for a moment, not knowing what Jiang Lin was going to do, but he didn't dare to close his mouth.
Jiang Lin was still staring at his tongue, even rolled it up from the outside, and then spread it out, which was quite amusing.
Gu Lianze opened his mouth wide for Jiang Lin to play with his tongue, for fear of scratching him with his teeth. In the end, Jiang Lin was too lazy to play, so he let him play with his tongue and stuffed it all into his mouth, "Close your mouth."
He shut up obediently.
"Sleep, sleep." Jiang Lin hugged him directly into his arms, and threw the book aside for him, "When I wake up tomorrow morning, I'm not allowed to talk." He didn't know what else Mr. Gu could do Come.
Didn't I want to eat him... I did!Mr. Gu is still immersed in this matter, why does he say that he will not eat if he does not eat.But Jiang Lin didn't let him speak, Mr. Gu closed his round and eager eyes in Jiang Lin's arms and looked at him.
Jiang Lin didn't know what he was thinking about. He thought that if he couldn't sleep, he would make troubles. It was fine to make troubles as usual, so it was reasonable to slap himself now, "Close your eyes."
Close your eyes obediently.
Seeing this, Jiang Lin put the child on his pillow and covered his neck with the quilt, "Sleeping, I'll beat you if you make trouble again." After getting along for a long time, Jiang Lin would directly order him to do something at some point , very useful, not emotional, let do what to do, and don't ask why.
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When Zhou Jinxing came over that day, he cleaned up the mess for them.
"You two are really going to find trouble for me, come, come, tell me where to put this cat and dog."
Gu Lianze lied to him that there were a few undead who wanted him to come and clean them up. Zhou Jinxing said that he had sent someone to come, but Gu Lianze couldn't do it, so he had to come over in person.Sure enough, something will happen when you come here.
He Weiyuan didn't know who the person in front of him was, so he didn't ask, and quietly huddled in the corner as if he wasn't himself.
Gu Lianze: "Take care of your family." You're not welcome anyway.
It doesn't matter if you feed them in the underworld, but when you go out, there are a bunch of these things. If you don't know it, you think it's a pet welfare center.
"All right, all right, I'll figure out a way to go." Saying that, he collected the soul and took it away in his pocket.
Before leaving, he looked at the cat on He Weiyuan's lap. He knew at a glance that Gu Lianze had released his soul, but he didn't bother to care about it. Anyway, it was a real cat, and it didn't matter if it was alive or dead. .
Zhou Jinxing: "This cat may live longer than you in the future, so don't throw it away if you don't want to keep it."
He Weiyuan nodded tremblingly, "Okay..."
When they inadvertently asked about it later, Zhou Jinxing said that they opened a cat rock cafe and a dog folk song bar, and let those cats and dogs entertain guests.But I'm so lucky to open opposite Li Ting's house, the coffee shop is buzzing during the day, and the bar is buzzing at night.
Jiang Lin: "I never asked if Zhou Jinxing had any grudges with Li Ting."
Gu Lianze nodded, "Yes, yes."
But it doesn't matter, anyway, Zhou Jinxing can't beat Li Ting, he can only use some methods that sometimes seem very naive, but as long as it makes Li Ting unhappy for a moment, he can be happy.
Thinking about it this way, Gu Lianze is naive for a reason.
The guardian is nowhere to be found.
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"Wu Ren has stolen more than 20 watermelons from our domain today." Jiang Lin didn't know what was going on, and his own watermelons in the domain were almost stolen by others.
To say that it is getting more and more impolite.
Mr. Gu jumped up from the bed when he heard this. Of course he knew that someone had entered his territory, but because of Qiyi, he couldn't do anything to Wuren.They even asked Jiang Lin to cook for them all the time, but they really made progress.
Jiang Lin didn't think the same as him, he was just curious about what they were going to do with more than 20 watermelons.
Realize watermelon freedom?
But watermelon is not worth much.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, there are a few left, and I'll cut them up for you later." The weather is getting hotter day by day, and if it's not good to steal anything, you have to steal your own watermelon.
There are also ideas.
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Wuren did steal more than 20 watermelons from other people. Except for two, he put them in the well for his family to eat, and he sold the rest.
Yes, sold.
A step that Jiang Lin didn't realize, he did.Although Jiang Lin didn't work so hard to grow them, he at least sold the watermelons that Jiang Lin saw big.
Whether it is Wuren or Qiyi, they have no idea how much they can sell. Fortunately, it is not midsummer, and the price of watermelon is slightly more expensive, otherwise Wuren might be sold to the point where they doubt their lives.
As for the money he earned, Wuren bought a claw machine for his family. It was second-hand, the kind that is not sold in shopping malls, and Wuren bought it back at a very low price.
Poor like a monster.
Qi Yi didn't know what he was going to do, and had always been indifferent to what he did.But it's not bad to have something to pass the time at home, he doesn't ask where he got the claw machine, and he doesn't ask what he does with the more than 20 stolen watermelons
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