My boyfriend is a Russian nesting doll
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My Boyfriend Is a Matryoshka Doll Author: Yibo
Sand sculpture cookies, supernatural but not scary, Bo Jun just smiles, it’s good to smile, it’s better to keep it in your collection.
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My boyfriend is a Russian nesting doll.
He has seven bodies of different sizes.
Different sizes?Sounds exciting doesn't it?
Oh, think too much.
It's only as big as the belly of your finger, what else do you think he can do?
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Gu Lianze: "I can still eat undead."
Jiang Lin: "I don't like it."
Gu Lianze: "I have a portable space that I can farm for you."
Jiang Lin: "Why should I farm the land!"
Gu Lianze: "I... am good-looking and can spit gold."
Jiang Lin: "Stay here, please."
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Jiang Lin didn't want to keep a matryoshka doll by his side, so he asked the old monster to make a debut.
After that, all the crews that Gu Lianze went to were haunted by ghosts.
Jiang Lin was afraid that his matryoshka would be bullied without him farming and cooking, so he rushed to accompany her 24 hours a day in the name of family members.
After that, the whole world knew that he was being taken care of by a big star.
Heh, hot chicken life.
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Jiang Lin: "My boyfriend is a Russian matryoshka...that's right, let's make do with it, we can still get away with it."
Gu Lianze: "My dear, let's change the size tonight."
Jiang Lin: "Put on your pants and leave, thank you."
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1v1! Only one attack!
Tang Tianwen of the entertainment industry dressed in a supernatural skin.
Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger Fake milk dog Gangster Gong x Forever outside the small money fan Growth type Shou
Matryoshka
Now the indoor temperature is 28 degrees, which is not uncommon in northern houses with heating.But Jiang Lin still felt cold all over, cold sweat broke out on the back of his neck, his feet were weak, and his breathing was blocked.He turned on the air conditioner and raised the temperature to 32 degrees.But he still felt cold, but he didn't dare to raise it any further.
Charge electricity.
When he opened the door and entered the house today, he found seven identical handsome men in suits and ties sitting neatly on his sofa, but with different sizes.The largest one is two meters high, and the smallest one is only the size of a little finger, sitting on the rim of his cup like a cup hanger.All seven heads looked at Jiang Lin at the same time. It was the first time in Jiang Lin's [-] years as a human being that he felt a sense of intense fear of people.
Sitting on his couch are his roommates...?But Jiang Lin is no longer sure... which of these seven people is his roommate Gu Lianze.If it is by size, the one that appears on weekdays should be the second largest.
"..." The atmosphere was a little stiff.
"Didn't you go to work?" The seven Gu Lianze spoke at the same time.
For a moment, Jiang Lin felt as if he had been placed in a deep valley, as if Gu Lianze's words still echoed.
"I'll come back to get something..." Jiang Lin licked his lower lip in fear. He always did this when he was nervous. With today's level of nervousness, he might have to lick his bald skin.
"Really, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it?" The seven Gu Lianze spoke at the same time, their voices one after another, and there was an indescribable sense of terror in the noise.
Jiang Lin took a deep breath cautiously, "Can you send a representative to speak?"
"Okay." Gu Lianze, the second-largest person he knew well, said.
Jiang Lin didn't think that he would be happy with what he deserved, but he was a little speechless, and he dared to organize his words after a while, "What's the situation..."
Gu Lianze also pondered for a while, tilted his head and said openly, "The Russian nesting doll has become a genius."
"Okay, no problem, that's it. I'll go out and calm down first." Jiang Lin replied in one breath, trying to cover up his surprise and panic with a very fast tone.
He took two steps back and opened the door to go out, but Gu Lianze and the others behind him stopped him.
"that…"
Jiang Lin swallowed, "Do...do what."
"The air conditioner is a bit hot...can it be a little..." Gu Lianze spoke extra cautiously, and that tentative tone gave Jiang Lin the illusion that he was pitiful.
Jiang Lin threw the remote control of the air conditioner over, "You...you can do whatever you want." After speaking, he fled regardless of the situation.
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"Did we scare him?" The three Gu Lianze spoke at the same time.
"No, no, no, no." The remaining four said so.
"What if he doesn't want us anymore?" The first three said again.
"No, no, no, no." The next four shook their heads together.
Fortunately, there were only seven of them in the room, and anyone who came in would be scared to death.
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Jiang Lin stood alone at the door, not having time to recall what happened.Can I call the police in this situation, or should I contact the relevant department, what department should the relevant department be, and who should be in charge of the supernatural incident.
"Hello..." Jiang Lin called his colleague and boss Bai Hong.
"Jiang Lin? Didn't you go back to get the documents? Did you get it? If you get it, hurry back and wait for your meeting." There were shouts.
Jiang Lin: "Hey, let me tell you, do you know Taoist priests?"
Bai Hong: "Ah? Why, a ghost has entered the house? What kind of ghost has entered in broad daylight." Isn't that the entry?
Jiang Lin didn't know what to call him, "Tsk, forget it."
Bai Hong: "Hey, hey! Brother! Come back quickly."
Jiang Lin: "I can't go, the little devil has entered the house."
Bai Hong: "What the hell? Make it clear! If you do this, I'll count you absent from work!" Before he finished speaking, Jiang Lin had already hung up the phone.
Jiang Lin stomped his feet, how cold is it this day, even with the heating in the corridor, he still didn't feel warm.It was hot enough at home, but he didn't dare to go in.How can such a good roommate split up if they say they split up?It's fine if they split up, what did he say he is, the Russian doll has become a sperm?
This thing can also become a master...Jiang Lin didn't recall it, he had seen that Russian matryoshka before in Gu Lianze's room, and he opened it to play with it.If you think about it this way, wouldn't he have touched Gu Lianze up and down, inside and out?Is this already a skin-to-skin relationship? Oh my god, it's quite exciting.I hope that the Matryoshka dolls don't have the custom of making love with others after touching their bodies.
Jiang Lin almost gave himself a slap when he thought of this. When is this time, he can still think so much.To say that Jiang Lin is also big-hearted, it's been a while, and what he's thinking about is how to ask others to raise the rent in a while.After all... seven people, it's not appropriate to charge one rent... right?
But he really didn't know how to speak, but if he was so good-looking...would it be easier to talk.If it's for money, he's willing to take some risks. This is the mentality of a low-level social animal like Jiang Lin.
Although we have only been together for a week, Gu Lianze has a pretty good impression on him. He is gentle and polite, and he is a very satisfactory roommate when he comes out and goes in lightly.Except... Except that every night there would be a weird sound coming from Gu Lianze's bedroom, it was an extremely weird sound, sometimes it was crunching, sometimes it was creaking, and sometimes it was clanging.Jiang Lin was a little overwhelmed, so he knocked on the door to ask, but Gu Lianze only said that he was playing a game.The apology attitude is good, but there is no change.
Jiang Lin endured it, because Gu Lianze's rent was really high.
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a week ago.
When Jiang Lin rented out the rent, he didn't expect it to be so clean and crisp, and he didn't expect the tenant to agree to it without haggling over the price.That was an inflated price that Jiang Lin had prepared and planned to deal with for a long time.
But what he didn't expect was that the tenant could be so good-looking.Just for this pleasing face, he can consider lowering the rent.But Gu Lianze didn't counter the price, so this handsome and thin man suddenly grew two meters taller in his heart.
But he just realized today that one of his bodies is really two meters long.Tsk.
In Jiang Lin's impression, when Gu Lianze came, he only had a simple backpack.The backpack looked empty, as if there was nothing on it.But out of politeness, Jiang Lin didn't ask too much.
They completed the dirty money transaction very quickly that day, and what Gu Lianze gave him was cash.Today in the 21st century, there are actually not many people who use cash for large transfers.However, the state stipulates that it is not allowed to reject paper RMB. Jiang Lin insisted on responding to the state's call, so of course he would not refuse.Such a straightforward tenant, it's okay to get annoyed.
Besides, he's damn charming.
"How old is Mr. Gu?" Jiang Lin asked casually when he took him to the bedroom.
Gu Lianze paused, frowned slightly, and stopped in his footsteps. Seeing this, Jiang Lin also stopped and looked back at him.
"How old are you?" Gu Lianze asked him with his head tilted.
"24." Jiang Lin didn't shy away from it.
He just watched Gu Lianze nod his head half-understood, then inexplicably snapped his fingers, and looked up at Jiang Lin after a while, "Then I'm 25."
"Then I still have to call you brother!" Jiang Lin smiled, he would show two canine teeth when he smiled, very playful.
"En!" Gu Lianze nodded heavily.
Jiang Lin is thinking now, this old monster is not at this age at all, it is enough to make up one to take advantage of his one-year-old.After spending the past few days with him, I still feel that he is a silly little dog, huh, man, huh, monster.
Of course, these are not important.After Gu Lianze entered the house, it was quiet during the day, but at night, the terrifying sound... Now that Jiang Lin thinks about it, he still cares a little bit.He really didn't think that humans could make such a sound, that kind of sound that was extremely penetrating but not too sharp.
Don't ask anything else today, he has to ask this matter clearly.
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Jiang Lin leaned against the door and tried to recall the details of their relationship. This scene was very similar to the parted party recalling the sweetness of the past outside the other half's door. Jiang Lin was once again overwhelmed by his own thoughts.
Gu Lianze wakes up at about the same time as Jiang Lin every day, and then Jiang Lin makes him breakfast.After that, Gu Lianze went out and said he was going to work. Now I am really curious about where he went to work.Then at night, Jiang Lin usually came back first, and within half an hour, he followed.
The first time Jiang Lin became suspicious was on the day he was transferred. He thought that Gu Lianze should go to work, but he didn't hear the sound, so he wanted to go into the room and tell him not to let him be late. He unexpectedly found that Gu Lianze's room was not locked. door, and he was not in the house.But Jiang Lin couldn't remember when he went out.
Jiang Lin entered the house by accident, and the room was no different from when Gu Lianze lived in it.He always felt that the chair he had placed before had not been moved.But at that time, Jiang Lin didn't pay much attention, because his eyes were attracted by a Russian nesting doll on the table.
This is the only extra thing in this room.It was a very traditional matryoshka doll, with a fat Russian-style doll painted on the wooden red shell.To be fair, Jiang Lin doesn't like these things. He always feels that no matter what kind of doll it is, it is very uncomfortable, especially the eyes of the doll, which make him feel attractive and weird.But at that time, he opened the doll out of curiosity, and like ordinary nesting dolls, one nested inside the other, getting smaller and smaller until the last one was only as big as his fingertips.
There were seven in total, and Jiang Lin put them on the table.
The bottom of that set of dolls is in the shape of a tumbler. If you touch it a little, it will shake back and forth, which is slightly funny.
He accidentally bumped into the biggest doll at that time, and he still remembers that no matter how the doll swings, his eyes are always looking at one place.
Always... staring at Jiang Lin closely.
It was a sense of fear that sprang from the soles of his feet. He seemed to be deprived of the autonomy of his body for a while, and was forced to look at each other with the doll.He forgot how his thoughts turned back and forth at that time, only remembering that after regaining control, he put away all the dolls in a panic, and he himself fled out of the house in despair.
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He ran away, so naturally he wouldn't hear the house.
"Shouldn't I stare at him stare at him stare at him stare at him stare at him stare at him stare at him," said seven voices together.
"..."
"But he's really good-looking." A rare moment when only one voice spoke, but then—
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"
Chapter Directory Gold Coins.
What to do!
Jiang Lin was trembling outside the door and still didn't know what to do. How should I accept that my roommate is a Russian nesting doll?He felt that he was no longer in a hurry to wait online, and he suspected that he would be disconnected soon.
"Eh? Little Jiang!"
"what!"
Jiang Lin was suddenly yelled, and his brain almost fell out of fright. Forget it, zombies might not be happy to eat his overused brain.
"Ah... aunt." Jiang Lin saw that it was the aunt on the same floor who was coming out of the elevator with vegetables.Jiang Lin, who was at a loss, wanted to hug everyone's thighs and cried out, "Help! My Russian nesting doll has become a genius!"
"What's the matter, the kid was startled. Why are you outside in this cold weather? Didn't you bring the key? Come and sit at the aunt's house for a while, and call the unlocker." The aunt is always enthusiastic. Like half a son.It is estimated that they greeted him and planned to keep him for a meal.
"No, no, no, I've brought the key. You're welcome." Jiang Lin shook the key in his hand as he spoke, wanting to prove that he was telling the truth.
"Then why are you eating here if you don't go into the house, go in quickly, and catch a cold later."
"Ah... go... go in. Go in now." Jiang Lin turned his back to him, smiled wryly, and reluctantly opened the door.
This is how things are in this world, you never know if there will be an aunt next door who helps you make a decision, of course the aunt doesn't care whether you want it or not.
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Jiang Lin was standing at the entrance in embarrassment at this moment.
The atmosphere in the room was very stiff, and Jiang Lin didn't even know who to look at.
Gu Lianze didn't say anything, but he carefully picked up the remote control of the air conditioner from the sofa, and tapped it a few times cautiously.
"32 degrees...is that okay?" Gu Lianze asked him tentatively.
"Ah... Daxian, you can do whatever you want." He pretended to be calm and gave a thumbs up, showing a group of Gu Lianze a no-problem gesture.
They seem to be as stable as old dogs, but they are flustered inside.
Gu Lianze nodded obediently, "Let's say 32 degrees." But obviously he himself is a little hot, after all, the act of seven Gu Lianze pulling their ties together...is a bit spectacular.
It was hard for Jiang Lin to pretend that he couldn't see this spectacle. He wanted to say that it was okay to ask him to tone it down, but he didn't dare to say that. He didn't have the courage to order this old monster.
But Jiang Lin felt that being so embarrassed...was really inappropriate, so he mustered up the courage to say what he wanted to say the most,
"If there are seven of you, I think you should pay more rent." Social animal Jiang Lin's desire for money can override his own fear.
Gu Lianze tilted his head, "I'm the only one." He defended, "But the rent...it's fine."
As he spoke, he snapped his fingers, and watched the two-meter-tall giant Gu Lianze disappear, leaving only a matryoshka doll on the sofa, which seemed to be the outermost one.
"Here you are." Gu Lianze held the doll in both hands and tried to hand it to Jiang Lin.
"Hmm..." This is not the kind of doll that asks you, do you dare to promise, what if you suck him in.Jiang Lin started to think wildly again, but the temptation of money made him fearless, and walked towards Gu Lianze with a very honest body.
He also went to the edge of the sofa, but he didn't dare to sit down. Gu Lianze obviously didn't care about it. Seeing him coming, he shook the Russian doll in his hand up and down, and knocked three times on the side of the doll.Jiang Lin could clearly hear a clanging sound inside, like the sound of metal colliding.Before he had time to react, Gu Lianze opened the doll.
Seeing something spilling out of the doll, piece by piece, golden and yellow, shining with dazzling light.
Is it a gold coin?
In the room, there were six matryoshka dolls who turned a blind eye and a stunned head of the household.
Jiang Lin watched as the gold coins overflowed from the doll, and then continued to flow outward, flowing over the sofa, and then overflowing along the sofa.When it fell to the ground, there was a clanging sound.Jiang Lin could swear that this was the first time in his life that he saw such a magnificent sight.
In comparison, seven Gu Lianzes are not a problem at all.
The gold coin had already covered Jiang Lin's feet, so he came to his senses and hurriedly called him, "Enough, enough, enough! Stop, stop, stop!"
When Gu Lianze heard him yell to stop, he tapped the doll three more times, and the gold coins really stopped flowing out.
Jiang Lin swallowed, looked at Gu Lianze cautiously, squatted down on the ground, grabbed a palm-sized gold coin, put it in his mouth and bit it.In fact, it is not true if he bites him, he just wants to try to see if it is made of chocolate, he can still judge this.
"Really...real gold?"
Gu Lianze nodded, "Don't all human beings like such shiny things?"
"Yeah! I like it!" Jiang Lin nodded, but felt something was wrong, "Where did the gold come from?"
"Stolen." Gu Lianze grabbed a handful of gold coins and dangled them in his hand, his and Jin Zi's voices were very pleasant.
"What?" Jiang Lin froze there, "No, you go back! I don't dare to take it! Take it away!" It's okay to steal it. If the police come to investigate, he is not suspected of committing the crime. He can't tell the whole house of gold.
Gu Lianze didn't seem to understand why his reaction was so intense, but tried to explain to him, "It's not human, it doesn't matter, you can use it."
"Didn't it steal from humans?" Jiang Lin felt that it would be okay to steal from anyone else, but if it wasn't from humans, it didn't seem to have anything to do with him.
"No, it's okay, no one will come to look for it." Of course no one will come to look for it, and let him eat up everything.
Jiang Lin still felt that something was wrong, "That's not so much." He picked up two pieces from the gold all over the floor, "Enough is enough."
Gu Lianze pursed his lower lip, "But I can't take it back. I'll give it all to you."
Bro I don't want it!Jiang Lin wondered if he had been tricked.Is this a new type of MLM organization?
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So that afternoon, seven Gu Lianze and one Jiang Lin spent the whole afternoon collecting gold coins at home.
For the first time, Jiang Lin felt what it means to be overwhelmed by money, and was at a loss.What does it mean to get rich overnight?What is a real fragrance scene.
Don't tell me, it's quite exciting.Let's talk about it first, when there are monsters and ghosts to retaliate, he will think about what to do next.People can't live too seriously, what if there is a halo of the protagonist.
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From that day on, Jiang Lin and Gu Lianze established a deep friendship inexplicably.
A kind of friendship that is above money, tacit, and you can look at each other and smile when you see each other.
"Brother, I'm writing a report. Can you please keep your voice down." Jiang Lin knocked on Gu Lianze's door again this night. This was the third day after Gu Lianze lost his horse and became a matryoshka.Gu Lianze's room had the weird voice from before, but after accepting the fact that Gu Lianze was a Russian nesting doll, his tolerance was indeed much higher.
Gu Lianze opened the door, before he could see the person in front of him clearly, he heard Jiang Lin howl in shock: "Ahhh! What are you doing!"
In Jiang Lin's eyes, Gu Lianze was holding something in his mouth, which was transparent and sticky like some kind of slime. The most terrifying thing was... the slime was still moving.Half of it was in Gu Lianze's mouth, and the other half was still alive and kicking outside.
"Ah...you can see it." Gu Lianze said vaguely.
"Hmm...it seems so." Jiang Lin nodded, "What the hell are you eating?" I was so disgusted.
"Undead." Gu Lianze answered him still inarticulately.
Jiang Lin: "Can you spit him out and talk to me?"
Gu Lianze: "...Are you sure?"
Jiang Lin nodded tentatively.
Seeing that he answered, Gu Lianze pulled out the contents of his mouth. Immediately afterwards, Jiang Lin realized that he might have done the worst thing in his life, which was worse than letting Gu Lianze be his roommate. thing.After the slime left Gu Lianze, it started to shout crazily. It was a hoarse and deafening voice, as if a soprano was being raped by someone.
"Tell him to shut up!" Jiang Lin covered his ears and shouted.
Then he watched Gu Lianze stuff the slime's head into his mouth again.
The world is quiet.
"I..." Jiang Lin opened his mouth, "I... WTF! What is this!"
"Undead." Gu Lianze replied with a shrug, "Dead souls, he is an evil spirit, and it doesn't matter if you eat them." He has vaguely learned something in the past few days. Human moral principles, it seems that not everything can be eaten randomly .
Jiang Lin hesitated a thousand times, then asked him foolishly, "...Is it delicious?"
Gu Lianze shook his head, "It's average. It's not bad." He tore a piece off the slime and handed it to Jiang Lin, "Try it."
Jiang Lin didn't know what was going on, so he picked it up, pulled another small piece from the small piece, and put it in his mouth, "Well... it's not bad, but it's not delicious either—" Before he could finish his sentence, a violent vomiting suddenly came back in his stomach, "Tsk, it's quite strong." After speaking, he ran to the toilet.
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Gu Lianze took a while to realize what might have happened. Is the human body so fragile? No one told him before coming... Otherwise, he wouldn't let this good-looking human eat this kind of thing.
The more Gu Lianze thought about it, the angrier he became, and he swallowed the evil spirit in three gulps.After swallowing, I heard the sound of clattering metal.
"It's in the account." Gu Lianze muttered, and then ran out of the toilet.
Jiang Lin was about to vomit his guts out inside, his stomach was twitching continuously, until he couldn't even stand still.
"Is there something wrong?" Gu Lianze asked outside.
"No." Jiang Lin was also stubborn, but he didn't know if ordinary stomach medicine could cure this disease caused by eating ghosts.
He heard Gu Lianze's footsteps outside, getting closer and closer, but he was so busy that he didn't pay attention to what he was tossing about.But he didn't expect him to open the door and come in.
"You have to watch other people go to the toilet!" Jiang Lin helped the toilet up and flushed the water.
Gu Lianze handed over a glass of warm water, "Drink this."
He was kind... Jiang Lin thought about it, took two sips from the water glass, "What's the taste, sweet and sweet, with honey added?"
"Add a little of my blood."
Jiang Lin didn't realize that after drinking this glass of water, his stomach pain stopped. He was just curious, "Dolls still have blood?" How else could I add a little sawdust to it?
But when Gu Lianze heard this, he thought about it seriously, "Well... maybe there is."
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That day Jiang Lin went back to the bedroom and was about to fall asleep.Little did they know that Gu Lianze went down to the three realms outside his bedroom with a gloomy expression.
Gu Lianze doesn't understand...why this house recruits so many unclean things.
Chapter table of contents farming.
Since the day when he had a stomach ache from eating undead, Jiang Lin never did it again.
"But why do you want to eat undead?"
"I will be hungry. I can't eat living people in the world, so I can only eat dead spirits." It's okay, and I still have some basic moral qualities of citizens.
But here Jiang Lin became curious again, after all he cooks two meals a day for him, "Will you be full after eating?"
Gu Lianze shook his head, a little aggrieved, "It will work, but I can't get enough to eat. The spiritual power of fruits and vegetables in the mortal world is too little." If you can eat enough, you won't eat undead, but eating undead can make money, and it can also give you food. The shiny things that Jiang Lin likes are not bad.
"Then what do you still eat with me every day?" It's fine if you don't know that he ate before he was a Matryoshka doll, but if he knows, he will come to eat on time every day.
"You cook delicious, I want to eat more." Gu Lianze said very sincerely.
A good reason, a superficial person like Jiang Lin likes such a straightforward reason.
"Okay, I'll make you some more tomorrow."
Gu Lianze nodded twice, "But... I'll take you somewhere, okay?"
Jiang Lin shook his head, "Reject. I, a human. You, a monster." Wow, what if you get eaten if you take it with you, he hasn't spent so much money yet, he doesn't want to die so early.
"Just go for a while." Gu Lianze saw his hesitation and worry, "Nothing will happen."
A murderer would not tell anyone that he wanted to kill me before committing the crime.Jiang Lin muttered, but still asked reluctantly, "Where are you going?"
Gu Lianze: "My home."
Jiang Lin: "You have a home, you rent my room."
Gu Lianze: "I paid."
Jiang Lin: "Okay, no problem sir."
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"Your house is inside a Russian doll..." Jiang Lin didn't know how to express his surprise when he heard that Gu Lianze asked him to get inside the Russian doll.
"That's right. The body is just a medium. I'll go in first, you wait for me." After speaking, Gu Lianze changed back into a matryoshka doll in front of his eyes.
Jiang Lin was already thinking about whether to run away, but he was afraid that if he ran away, he would die a miserable death when he came back.
"Help me open the door!" A voice came from the Russian nesting doll.Jiang Lin looked around in embarrassment, and seemed to be talking to himself.Then he peeled it off layer by layer, and finally saw the living Gu Lianze in the innermost part, the size of his little finger.
Gu Lianze crawled out and got into the biggest doll again. Jiang Lin didn't know what he was doing inside.But after waiting for a while, I watched little Gu Lianze paw on the opened doll and said to him, "Give me your hand."
Jiang Lin reluctantly stretched out a finger. The moment he touched Gu Lianze, he felt the world spinning. The weightlessness made him wonder where he was now, and his eyes seemed to be covered in a layer of blackness. fog.
"Just close your eyes, we'll be there soon." Next to my ear was Gu Lianze's voice, which was very stable and trustworthy.
Jiang Lin closed his eyes obediently until he felt that he had fallen to the ground, but he didn't open them, just waiting for Gu Lianze to tell him,
"All right."
Jiang Lin opened his eyes cautiously, but out of fear he just squinted them, not daring to open them all.Up to now, he still firmly believes that if the eyes are opened small, the world seen will be small, and the probability of seeing black and black things will be small.But he was too naive. From the day when his atheism was shattered three days ago, he should have realized that what he believed was fucking false.
Because when he just opened a crack, a moth rushed towards him.
"what!"
Gu Lianze grabbed the fluttering moth in his hand, crushed it and threw it aside, "Don't shout, or it will fly into your stomach."
Jiang Lin hurriedly shut his mouth, swallowed his saliva, "Oh..." He sorted out his thoughts, calmed down, and then looked around... What a beautiful night, but I don't know why the night above his head is colorful .Like a gorgeous aurora, lingering in the night sky.But the colors of the aurora are a bit too rich, as if you are in a huge disco, with inferior colorful light balls above your head.But the quality here is not so bad. On the contrary, it is extraordinarily beautiful, and it complements the night. The aurora twinkles the stars, which is an extremely magnificent scenery.
Jiang Lin: "What is the colorful Marysu in the sky?"
Gu Lianze: "Light."
Jiang Lin: "Okay." Co-authoring is really a disco.
Jiang Lin's eyes still did not withdraw from the night sky, he was attracted by the incredible big moon, not to mention the craters, he even really looked at the Guanghan Palace.He also saw a rabbit jumping around.
Jiang Lin: "I understand the truth, why the moon is so big."
Gu Lianze: "Because he's really that big."
Gu Lianze was afraid that his neck would break if he looked at it any longer, so he forcibly took him away from here. No matter how beautiful the night was, there were only those things. Jiang Lin rubbed his neck and stopped being entangled in the sky of another world.
"Is there really Chang'e?" Jiang Lin asked him.
"Yes. The jade rabbit has it. The laurel tree also has it." Gu Lianze subconsciously glanced at the moon, he had better eyesight than Jiang Lin, and he also saw four rabbits playing mahjong without making medicine.
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"You are a Russian matryoshka. Why do you know about oriental myths?" Jiang Lin was a little puzzled and curious.
Gu Lianze paused, as if he was being asked, "I'm not made in Russia. Um... Made in China."
Jiang Lin: "I see." Something seemed wrong, but I didn't feel there was any problem.
Gu Lianze was afraid that he would ask some weird questions again, so he walked faster unconsciously, and finally brought him to the destination when Jiang Lin spoke again.
Looking around, this is an extremely vast field. There are some crops scattered in the field, which seem to be very random, and they are not closely arranged. There are clusters in the east and west, sparse, and it looks weird. Uncomfortable.Jiang Lin's obsessive-compulsive disorder physique came up, and he was so full of thoughts.
Fortunately, Gu Lianze didn't know what he was thinking, otherwise he might have nodded in relief.That's exactly what he meant.
"You can go around as you like." Gu Lianze pushed him.
Jiang Lin took a tentative step, and then let go of himself, galloping away through the fields.Gu Lianze followed him unhurriedly, without disturbing him, occasionally answering a question or two when Jiang Lin asked him.
"This is your home?"
"Yeah." Gu Lianze nodded, "This is a domain of the outside world, but you can just treat him as the inside of the doll."
Jiang Lin squatted on the ridge of the field, thinking that these crops are growing well, "What are you bringing me here for?"
"Can we cook with these?" Gu Lianze was really blunt.
Jiang Lin didn't dare to be too straightforward and agreed to him, "Why?"
"I can't get enough of the food in the world. The things grown here have more spiritual power. If you have something you like to eat, you can also grow it in it."
"Well..." Jiang Lin pondered, "It's possible. But eating this kind of food won't be the same as eating undead."
Gu Lianze is not sure, after all, the human body is really too fragile, like a porcelain doll, it will be wiped out with just one touch.
"Then you try?" Gu Lianze's tone was a little nervous.
Jiang Lin didn't know why he was nervous, and it wasn't about letting him eat, but thinking about his death, no one would cook for him, so he should be nervous.After all, Jiang Lin has a big heart. He tore a leaf nearby, found it in his mouth, and chewed it carefully. It was crispy, sweet, and very refreshing.
"It's delicious." But Jiang Lin's tone was not very brisk, he was still waiting for any adverse reactions from his body.
The hatchback was silent for a long time before Gu Lianze poked him who was motionless, "Are you all right?"
"It seems not."
He didn't see Gu Lianze let out a long sigh of relief, it was a sense of relief that someone finally cooked for him.
·
They got out of the nesting dolls with a lot of fruits and vegetables in their arms. Jiang Lin was still a little unreal. He... just went to another world, and it will last a lifetime.
"Do you want to put it in the refrigerator?" Gu Lianze interrupted his thoughts.
"Well, just put it in the refrigerator. I'll eat it tomorrow." Jiang Lin responded casually, and watched Gu Lianze trot outside, "This Russian doll isn't that scary."
Jiang Lin thought so, he thought he would live in harmony with this inhuman roommate.But that night, he heard the piercing rattling sound again, and he didn't go to ask again, he knew that Gu Lianze was eating undead again.It doesn't matter whether he goes or not, the poor child can eat whatever he wants.Jiang Lin could only comfort himself in this way.
Sure enough, it is really difficult to get along with a non-human roommate.
It is false to say that you are considerate of each other. How can you be considerate when he eats people next to you every day.Then Jiang Lin angrily punched the wall twice.
But when he heard no movement in the next room, he immediately heard Gu Lianze's footsteps, what was he going to do, Jiang Lin's heart tightened, he regretted it, he shouldn't have smashed the wall.
Gu Lianze was right outside his door, he
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