The evil spirits all over the world love me very much [Quick Transmigration]

"Drag it out and cut it off."

When the emperor gave an order, the young eunuchs who were waiting nearby immediately surrounded him, pulling Yu He up to drag him out.

Yu Hefang, as expected, said that being with you is like being with a tiger. You think you can please him, but he might have started thinking wildly and entered the mode of holding grudges.

And the chief eunuch knew that Xiao Lizi was brought in by him, he was afraid of being implicated for no reason, so he knelt down and kowtowed:

"I beseech you, Your Majesty, forgive me! It's all because of my lack of eyesight, but my heart is far from my belly. It's really hard for me to tell whether this is a human or a ghost."

Yu He's inner OS: It's your size!Old things, if something goes wrong, choose yourself out.

"You're wronged, your majesty is wronged!" Yu He was dragged out by the legs of several eunuchs, and he didn't forget to yell miserably in an attempt to wake up the dog emperor's conscience.

When he was dragged to the door, Yu He hugged the mahogany pillar at the door with both hands, and the eunuchs saw this and came up to pick Yu He's fingers.

Yu He is really happy now, is it true that he really wants to lose his life?

No, no, I haven't seen the alluring slut Yin Chixue, and I haven't brought him into the harem yet, so I can't die!

"Your Majesty! Just listen to me, the so-called Zhu Ruiqiong's flower bucket tailoring actually means that the concubines compete like flowers to win the emperor's favor. In fact, they are praising you as a generation of Mingjun who is loved by everyone, let alone Concubines, even the little ones are deeply attracted by your extraordinary temperament when they see you!"

Yu He's hand was pulled off.

"You don't know that the villain's admiration for you is like a torrential river, and it's like a mountain..."

"Wait." At this moment, the emperor who had been keeping a cold face finally spoke.

Those who were too listening quickly stopped, bowed their waists like shrimps, and stepped back to the side.

Yu He immediately let out a long breath of relief.

Fortunately, I used to run the news, and my ability to make up random things was first-class, so I saved my life.

"Are you serious about what you said?" The emperor put his hands behind his back, and although his expression was still stinky, it seemed that the corners of his mouth raised without a trace?

"It's absolutely true, I swear to the door, if there is even half a lie, let me have a child with no penis."

After finishing speaking, Yu He added another sentence in his heart: "After all, I want a girl."

The corner of the emperor's mouth twitched: "You are a eunuch, and you still want a child?"

"The little one made a mistake, then let me hit the sky with thunder and bangs."

Yu He added another sentence in his heart: "After all, I usually don't go out when it rains."

The emperor sneered and waved his hands: "Forget it, get up."

Upon hearing this, Yu He quickly got up from the ground and smiled like a morning glory: "Your Majesty, are you not angry anymore?"

"If you don't give birth now, it may not happen in the future. You'd better be careful." Throwing down these words, the emperor took the little maid in the house with a flick of his sleeves and strode out of the imperial study room.

Looking at the back of the emperor leaving, Yu He secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, the head eunuch immediately leaned over again: "You boy, have you been fooled by this?"

"It's my father-in-law who taught me well. When I was dragged out, my father-in-law's stalwart body and your teachings to me appeared in my mind, so I was quick to gain wisdom and saved my life."

The manager's father-in-law laughed sharply: "Although the miscellaneous family can't understand what you are talking about, they are inexplicably comfortable."

It’s okay if you don’t understand, you hermaphrodite.

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The emperor was leading the maids and eunuchs to the side hall to meet guests slowly. He was an unimportant little bangcai in a foreign country, so he was not in a hurry and walked slowly.

"Little Baozi, you said it was interesting that we saw the new kid from the Supervisor of Rituals just now?" The emperor put his hands behind his back, looking like a leader.

The eunuch Xiao Baozi smiled awkwardly: "It's really interesting."

The emperor smiled and shook his head: "I also think it's very interesting, why not just keep him by my side?"

Usually, at times like this, people with brains dare not casually speak up and come up with ideas. After all, a newcomer, who knows what will happen in the future. chopped?

"It's all up to His Majesty's will." After thinking about it, Xiao Baozi could only say so.

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Generally, little eunuchs have to learn palace etiquette before formally entering the palace, such as kneeling and speaking etiquette. After all, in this era, the emperor is a god, and he must know how to advance and retreat when talking with him, otherwise he will have to move if he says something wrong.

However, Yu He went straight into the palace. Maybe he had already learned those complicated rules in the setting of this world, which happened to save the old feudal kneeling ceremony, and he didn't have to meet the nobles in the palace like in history. The knees learn to kneel first and calluses emerge.

However, if you don't know anything like a fool, then it will be even more difficult to live in this deep palace.

Before being officially sent to the emperor's side, Yu He was forced to worship the chief eunuch Xiao Dafu as his teacher, and learn from him how to please people.

But this old bastard acted like he was trying to make things difficult for others. After a week of devil-style training and viral brainwashing of Yu He, he probably knew a thing or two about the palace.

Concubine Xi Shu is the niece of the Empress Dowager, General Ping Yuan is the Empress' uncle, Lin Zhaoyi is the niece of the Empress Dowager...

My kiao, isn't that the emperor's cousin? Sure enough, the family has the throne to inherit, but aren't children born to close relatives afraid of having physical defects?

After sorting out this relationship, Yu He couldn't help but shudder.

In addition, Concubine Yu is the most favored, followed by Concubine Xi Shu, Ping Wanrong and Concubine De, but because Concubine De gave birth to Princess Mingmin, her status has declined and she is trying to give birth to a son for the emperor.

As for the queen, it was chosen by the empress dowager for the emperor. The emperor didn't like it. She even gave birth to a second child who was a daughter, so she fell out of favor.

Speaking of which, these women are quite pitiful. They spend their whole lives in this deep palace. They have to give birth to a son in order to win favor and suffer that foreign crime. One child is not a second child, just like a reproductive machine.

On the day when Yu He officially entered the palace, Father Xiao Dafu stood behind him and said meaningfully:

"One must never be ungrateful."

As soon as Yu He heard it, he understood that the eunuch was telling him whether he was going to be successful in the future, don't forget who stretched out his hand to help him back then.

So Yu He immediately clasped his fists together: "I will be a teacher for a day and a father for life, and my father-in-law's great kindness and virtue will always be remembered in my heart by Xiao Lizi."

But what I think in my heart is: great, I can finally bid farewell to this group of intersex people, and the next thing is to watch the beautiful days of the beautiful concubines to enjoy the eye addiction every day.

When he saw the emperor, he was sitting in the imperial study looking at a pile of memorials and sulking, muttering:

"Can what you write speak from the heart? Don't think I don't know what they are thinking."

"Your Majesty, Xiao Lizi is here to report." Yu He bowed his waist and entered the door, greeting him with a smile.

The emperor raised his head and glanced at him, and after just one glance, Yu He knelt down without hesitation.

Almost forgot about kneeling.

The emperor sighed, and pushed the memorial aside: "You came just in time, go out with me for a walk, and get familiar with the environment of the palace by the way."

So, before Yu He even had time to take a sip of water, he had to go out with this bastard again to suffer from the cold.

It was said to be walking, but in fact it was leading Yu He to meet the concubines and princes and recognize their faces.

Out of etiquette, I went to the queen's place first. How should I put it, the queen looks good, but she is relatively taciturn, unable to utter a word for a long time. When Yu He and the others arrived, the queen was teaching her little daughter to write. She has the temperament of a good wife and mother.

But the emperor just stayed there for a while and led Yu He away.

Then came to Concubine Yu's palace. She and the queen have completely opposite personalities. They are very lively. Even if they are in their 30s, they are still full of girlishness. They talk a lot, but they do everything by themselves.

When Yu He and the others passed by, Imperial Concubine Yu had climbed up the tree, and a group of court ladies and eunuchs were guarding underneath, shouting anxiously to ask her to come down.

"How do you serve the master! Concubine Yu climbed up the tree, but you just stare at the bottom?!"

Seeing this scene, the emperor's blood pressure soared, he roared, and immediately knelt down, begging the emperor to forgive him.

Concubine Yu climbed down from the tree with skillful hands and feet, and when she saw the emperor, she immediately went up cheerfully, with one hand still covering her chest, as if she was holding something.

"Aifei, you are not injured." The emperor immediately moved over and pulled Concubine Yu up and down to check.

Concubine Yu smiled, took out a little sparrow that was about to freeze to death from her bosom, and showed it to the emperor:

"Perhaps it flew away when it moved south. Look at it shivering with cold. Poor majesty, can my concubine take care of me?"

The emperor immediately raised his eyebrows, and hugged Concubine Yu tightly: "If my concubine likes birds, hurry up and ask someone to buy you some macaws from foreign countries."

Yu He looked at him with disdain, thinking that this old pervert.

"The things that my concubine likes are as inexhaustible as the stars in the sky. Could it be that the emperor wants to find them one by one for my concubine? Therefore, if you like it, it is better to have a destiny. If your concubine recognizes it, she will treat it wholeheartedly."

"Then my beloved concubine and I are also destined?"

Concubine Yu covered her mouth and smiled: "That's natural, otherwise, there are so many people in this big dynasty, why is it the emperor?"

Listening to this sour conversation, Yu He was like looking at an old man's .jpg emoji on his mobile phone in the subway, and he felt goosebumps all over his body.

After seeing Concubine Yu, the next steps are some less important concubines.

Most of them are actually very ordinary, especially those who came in through the relationship, but Concubine Xi Shu is very beautiful, and his son Ruo'an was there to pay her respects when he went there.

It seems that this kid is the prince who succeeded him later.

Inherited the beauty of Concubine Xi Shu, he is also a handsome guy, but it is useless, as the saying goes, a kind heart is beautiful, such a cruel person who kills his brothers, Yu He naturally does not have a good impression of him.

What should Concubine Xi Shu say, she looks like a fox and looks like she has a bad stomach, but she still has a good sense of etiquette on her face, and she kindly asked Yu He's name.

"I haven't seen you before, did you just enter the palace?"

"Yes, my name is Xiao Lizi, and I have met Concubine Shu."

"The appearance is quite pleasing." Concubine Xi Shu looked Yu He up and down, and finally came to such a conclusion.

"Thanks to your mother's great love, Xiao Lizi is flattered." Yu He also said respectfully.

The emperor turned to the fifth prince, Ruo'an, and asked, "I've been busy with government affairs for the past few days, and I didn't meet you last time when you invited An to come, so I'm asking you, how are you doing recently?"

"Thanks to the great love of my father, my son is working hard to learn how to shoot the royal horse recently. I often study with His Royal Highness, and I feel very fulfilled."

Yu He's inner OS: This small mouth is really good at talking.

"Oh? How is the prince doing with his homework recently?"

"Returning to the father, His Royal Highness has made great progress, and the minister is very pleased."

The emperor looked at the young man approvingly, and thought that if the prince hadn't been the son of Concubine Yu, I wouldn't have made him the prince. He couldn't compare to Ruo'an in any way.

After chatting for a few more words, the emperor followed Yu He to the next place.

Going around in a big circle, wasting nearly half a month, Yu He could be considered to have seen the Crown Prince who was crying and begging himself to help him reincarnate.

It was no different from the Ruoting ghost I saw back then, with the same appearance and personality. Before I entered the door, I heard miserable cries from inside.

Yu He looked over curiously, and saw several eunuchs and court ladies hurrying back and forth.

The emperor frowned, and rushed into the Prince's Changqing Palace with big strides.

It has to be said that waste is waste, whether it is life or death, it is waste after all.

The useless prince was practicing horse riding in the yard, but the horse was frightened by his puppy, and was jumping up and down in the yard roaring.

The prince hugged the horse's neck tightly and lay down on the horse, crying "help".

When Yu He saw him like this, he withered. It might be harder to put such a person on the throne than the national football team to enter the World Cup.

"This, how decent!" The emperor cursed angrily, not knowing whether it was because he was angry or disappointed by this disappointment.

The eunuchs and maids knelt in a circle again, one of the eunuchs managed to stabilize the horse, and then rescued the prince from the horse.

The prince's legs and feet were limp, lying on the ground like a soft-legged shrimp, unable to get up.

Yu He sighed helplessly and shook his head.

"My son, my son, I have seen my father..." the prince said weakly, lying on the ground.

The emperor waved his hand impatiently: "Take the prince to rest first."

After finishing speaking, there was not much to say, the emperor turned and left.

Yu He hurriedly chased after him.

The emperor walked quickly, as if to vent his extreme dissatisfaction.

"Tell me, how could I have such a worthless son? Who exactly does he look like? I thought that if I followed his mother and concubine, he would be a brave and resourceful person. As a result... I am angry when I see him now. A teenager who can accomplish nothing at all, how dare I entrust the country to him with confidence."

Yu He recalled what he was doing when he was a teenager, and it seemed that he had already climbed over the wall with his classmates and went online.

"In terms of knowledge, he is not as good as Ruo'an, and in terms of courage, he is not even as good as Jiang Ling, a female classmate. If he becomes emperor in the future, won't this country be defeated by him?"

"Your Majesty, in fact, you don't have to act too hastily now, he will grow up one day."

Yu He comforted him.

"Grow up?" The emperor turned around and glared at Yu He, "When I was his age, I had already quelled the foreign invasion. If An Ruofei and the others are younger than the crown prince, I never need to worry about it."

Yu He smiled awkwardly: "The prince's personality is like this, even if it is changed, it is not so easy to change, and the prince must have his strengths, but we haven't discovered it yet."

"A man who cries more easily than a woman is weak!"

"It's not necessarily true. Some people cry because of their sensibility, but it can't be said to be weak." Yu He remembered that he also cried non-stop when he parted with Yin Chixue from that world before, so he retorted without thinking.

"From what you said, you seem to know the prince very well?" The emperor raised his eyebrows and looked at Yu He.

"No... dare not..." Yu He softened immediately.

The emperor took a deep breath, seemed very helpless, pondered for a moment, and said slowly: "I don't even know whether it is correct to make him the crown prince."

When Yu He heard this, he felt that what he said was not right. How could he listen to the emperor's intentions? It seemed that he regretted making Ruoting the crown prince, and planned to... abolish his position.

"Emperor, Your Majesty, think twice." Yu He urged quickly.

"Xiao Lizi, you have a lot of crazy ideas, otherwise you can help me think about how to make the prince a great success."

Since the emperor asked the question sincerely, Yu He had no choice but to tell him mercifully:

"Your Majesty, why don't you hand over the prince to the little one... The little one is saying that the little one can help the prince change his character."

"Do you have a solution?" The emperor looked at him dubiously.

"The young one will use the head of the superior as a guarantee. One month, as long as one month, the young one will definitely return His Majesty a crown prince who satisfies everyone."

This weak boy must let him experience the weight of modern education and culture.

The emperor pondered for a moment, and then slowly said: "Well, I will trust you once, and if the crown prince has not changed much by then, I want you to come and see me."

Yu He shuddered, subconsciously touched his neck.

"Why are you touching your neck?"

"mosquito."

"Where do mosquitoes come from in the twelfth lunar month of winter?"

"Ah? Did I say mosquitoes? I said there were moths."

In fact, Yu He hadn't thought of how to bring the prince into a good position at all, but he had to follow the prince, otherwise he would be around the emperor every day, what if one day he took himself into the harem on a whim.

In the deep palace, every step of the way, come on, I have to work hard to survive today——

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When Yu He picked up the package and rushed to Changqing Palace, the useless prince was leaning against the door frame with his puppy in his arms and sighing.

Yu He thought to himself, it seems that this kid also realizes that his abilities are not as good as others, so he has already started to feel sorry for himself.

"Your Highness." Yu He came forward to greet him with a smile while carrying the package.

The prince raised his eyes and glanced at him, then immediately withdrew his gaze: "Who are you?"

"If you go back to Your Highness, I'll call you Xiao Lizi, and I'm here to serve His Highness by the order of the Emperor."

The prince ignored him, turned around and entered the bedroom with the puppy in his arms.

Yu He also followed up, chattering endlessly: "Why does Your Highness seem a little unhappy, but what setbacks did you encounter?"

The prince sighed again, turned around and looked at the little eunuch in front of him, hesitating for a moment before slowly saying:

"Little chestnut, you said—"

Yu He said "hmm" twice, leaned over and waited quietly for the prince to tell him his worries about being inferior to others, and he just needed to go along with the flow and talk about the truth to give him some confidence, pop!It's a matter of course.

"Tell me, why is there no sweet-scented osmanthus and lotus seed soup for lunch today..."

Yu He laughed until his veins bulged: "It turns out that His Highness is worrying about this matter."

"I've been looking forward to it for a long time." The prince lowered his head in disappointment.

"If Your Highness wants to eat, go to the imperial dining room and order someone to cook it." Yu He really wanted to beat up this unworthy prince right now.

Why do you still only want to eat when you are here.

The prince shook his head: "I can decide what I want to eat."

"You are His Royal Highness, no one dares not to obey your orders."

"Yes, I am a prince, but I can't eat what I want, I can't marry the woman I like, and I can't live the life I want. Tell me, why is this?"

The prince looked at the sky and smiled: "It's because I am the prince."

"Your Highness, you can't say such things, walls have ears." Yu He hurriedly pulled him into the room, and closed the door behind him.

"Xiao Lizi, where did you come from." The prince didn't seem to want to continue, so he changed the subject and asked.

"Uh... from the country."

The prince sat in front of the table with his hands on his chin, and sighed again: "That's great, you must have seen outside the outer palace."

Sure enough, there is no such thing as empathy in the world.

Some people hope to be born with a golden spoon in their mouth, to enjoy all the glory and wealth, and not have to worry about life anymore;

Some people are very eager for the outside world, even if they are displaced, they still want to experience the feeling of freedom.

"Seeing is seeing...but..."

"When you are outside the palace, you must be able to eat lotus seed soup if you want. You don't have to look at the emperor's eyes, and you don't have to be afraid of gossip."

After hearing this, Yu He became very serious. He looked at the prince and told him seriously:

"Your Highness, in fact, not everyone in this world can eat lotus seed soup. You are just looking forward to whether the imperial dining room will make lotus seed soup for you tomorrow, but there are still many people who don't even know what lotus seed soup is. For them, being able to eat enough and not starve to death is already a great gift from heaven, do you understand?"

"Huh?" The crown prince looked at Yu He in surprise, "Why did he starve to death, and eat tremella soup if he couldn't eat lotus seed soup?"

After hearing this, Yu He suddenly thought of Queen Mary of France, who also made such remarks back then:

They have no bread to eat, why not eat bread with sauce?

Hey, this prince who doesn't know the sufferings of the world.

"Prince, listen to me, if you want to choose what you want, you must become very powerful, otherwise you will always be the one chosen."

The prince rested his chin on one hand and knocked on the table with the other, seemingly lost in thought.

Then, he raised his head and asked, "Then, if I become very powerful, can I eat lotus seed soup every day?"

Yu He nodded: "Yes."

"It can also be said that the media is marrying the woman you like?"

"can."

"Can the lotus seed soup be eaten by everyone in the world?"

Yu He smiled: "Yes."

"Okay, then I will become very strong." The prince secretly clenched his fists, as if to cheer himself up.

After a long while, he wilted again: "But...how can I become strong."

"There is only one way, listen to me." Yu He looked at the prince and said seriously.