Someone check the water meter

"Damn! You're enough! Let me see if I can take good care of my arm?" Wu Xiaoyu pushed Sui Xuan towards her face and turned to another direction in a particularly depressed manner, then glanced at Sui Xuan's registration number in her hand speechlessly. , Forget it, there are two more people.I don't know why there are so many people with broken arms and legs these days, and they have to wait in line to see a doctor!Now he really wants to slap himself twice, telling you to talk fast!It’s okay to help out, but it’s okay to talk nonsense and tell the truth: "Believe it or not, if you continue to look at the fuck, I will also take off your right arm!" God is annoying!Does he have flowers on his face?look look look!

It was better for Su Xuan to stare at Wu Xiaoyu, but what Wu Xiaoyu couldn't bear the most was that Su Xuan not only stared at him, but also stared at him with bright eyes!How weird and weird does this picture have to be, two large energy-saving lamps hanging on a paralyzed face?

"Update." Sui Xuan didn't tell Wu Xiaoyu whether to believe it or not, he felt that this was a particularly naive question.Wu Xiaoyu was cute when he said it, but if he was really entangled with Wu Xiaoyu seriously, then it would be Suian.

"Dancing Grass! You shameless!" Wu Xiaoyu looked at Sui Xuan who turned his gaze to him in disbelief, and then said in self-defeating, "Okay, take a look, it's best to see long needle eyes!"

Sui Xuan was very helpless to Wu Xiaoyu's statement, he just looked at Wu Xiaoyu's face, how could he have the eye of a needle?As far as the old man said, the eye of a needle will grow when you see XX.Of course, he knew that if Wu Xiaoyu was really reminded of this reality, Wu Xiaoyu might really be able to disregard his identity as a patient and perform the ability to dismantle his arms in the hospital, so he wisely changed the subject: "You are so late Didn't eat, are you hungry?"

"Why are you hungry? It's too early!" I didn't say it completely before, Wu Xiaoyu belongs to the kind of person who eats on time, but as long as the meal is past, she doesn't feel hungry.As the saying goes, too hungry.At the most difficult time, he was counting the seconds waiting for dinner in the store, and later because he was worried about Sui Xuan and angry, he had completely forgotten about dinner at the moment.Just when Sui Xuan was talking about it, he asked: "What happened to this car accident?" He just saw that the side of Sui Xuan's car that was almost hit was severely deformed, but Sui Xuan was driving with a seat belt If it is just the impact, it is unlikely to injure the left hand.

"You don't know what's going on, so you just scold people?" Wu Xiaoyu likes to swear when she scolds people, which seems a bit uncivilized to others.But when I think of the scene where Wu Xiaoyu was protecting himself like a little wolf cub, unconditionally thinking that he was right without knowing what happened, and then biting someone, I think it's so cute.

Wu Xiaoyu rolled her eyes, and said as if she disliked Suixuan's IQ and went offline: "What's the matter with him? Even if you said the wrong way, I will stand by your side! You are the one who is hurt, and let's talk about that girl. She is so arrogant, chasing you and saying that you just want money, it must be his fault. Otherwise, with her virtue, would she still say that she lost money? It would be good if she didn't lie on the ground and say that you killed someone. ’” He said it as a matter of course.Anyway, he is a typical helper but not helper, what's wrong?Bite him!Besides, he is not an idiot, if the incident shows that Suixuan and the others are wronged, he will not use today's method of pointing people's noses and scolding others!He thinks so.

Sui Xuan looked at Wu Xiaoyu amusedly, hummed lightly, and then boasted as if coaxing a child: "Xiao Yu is so smart." He also patted Wu Xiaoyu's head rewardingly with his hand.Wu Xiaoyu is a person who makes him feel so fond of him. I still remember that when he was in junior high school, he saw Wu Xiaoyu for the first time and fell in love with Wu Xiaoyu quickly because there was a person in his class who was very fat and sometimes had a tight mouth. easy to offend.But in fact, his temper is cowardly.Then a few boys from other classes rushed to their class that day, lifted the boy up and threw him directly into the big trash can at the end of the class.At that time, because the relationship between the boy and the classmates at the class level was not very good, besides, the bullies came to the door, and there were a few boys who were usually bullying, so many of them chose to be wise and protect themselves.But Wu Xiaoyu suddenly stood up, took a stool and drove those people out of their class, closed the door, and said domineeringly: "When you come to bully people in our class, you just think our third class is all flour dumplings!" ? If you come again, I will tell the teacher that there are school bullies bullying us and affecting our study!"

Pfft, although it's a bit cheap to find a teacher to make a report, but I have to say that for children who are still in junior high school, this is really the fastest, best and most effective method.

I originally thought that things would be fine after those boys left, but who would have thought that Wu Xiaoyu went straight to the podium, smashed her stool on the ground, and then said that others were school bullies and that she was a bully? People from disadvantaged groups who were bullied by school bullies stepped on their stools like little bullies, pointed at a group of people in their class and scolded: "Do you have any backbone? Li Wenhao is our classmate anyway, no matter what we do Why is there disharmony here, but people are bullying you to the door, and you all pretended to be blind and didn’t see the thing about urinating at your door? Let me tell you, in this class, whoever doesn’t like it just doesn’t like it. Who are we used to, but when we go out, we are a group, brothers and sisters who go in and out of the door every day!" At that time, Sui Xuan was thinking about what these things were, and he didn't know what Wu Xiaoyu said at his age.But it was Wu Xiaoyu who was remembered by him and fell in love with him secretly.

"Hey! I told you not to touch my head! What are you fussing about!?" Wu Xiaoyu angrily wanted to remove Sui Xuan's hand from her head, but she was afraid that she would accidentally touch Sui Xuan's left hand .I can only protest while jumping.

"No, I was thinking about your past." Sui Xuan took his hand off Wu Xiaoyu's head, then smiled and explained: "Sui'an just got his driver's license today, so he came to see me. He said he wanted to drive Pick you up, let me see his driving skills. Then when the traffic light was crossed, the woman ran into the traffic light and just ran into him. In fact, he rushed directly to Sui'an's position, but he was lucky, it's okay, I just It was broken because the car hit the car with a little more momentum and then the left hand hit the car door."

"I knew it! I really regret it, I should have scolded that woman more harshly just now! I'm so mad!" Wu Xiaoyu looked at Sui Xuan's hand that was still hanging there without moving, and became even more angry!Like this kind of person who doesn't obey the traffic rules, if he wants to die, he has to drag others to be buried with him!The most disgusting!

Sui Xuan patted Wu Xiaoyu's hand reassuringly, but did not speak.

Wu Xiaoyu glanced at Suixuan, and knowing that this incident had nothing to do with Sui'an, a novice driving, she couldn't help but vent her anger and said, "Then you too, knowing that Sui'an just got his driver's license, you dare to let him drive?"

"Everything has to start with a novice." Sui Xuan comforted Wu Xiaoyu with a good temper, and excused Sui'an, "Besides, Sui'an really can't be more careful when driving."

"Just speak for him!" Wu Xiaoyu was frustrated!He still remembered that he guessed that the person Sui Xuan liked was Suian.Now look at it, knowing that Sui'an is a novice who just got a driver's license, let Sui'an drive, and he is still sitting in the car, isn't it just trusting Sui'an and willingly handing over his wealth and life to him!

Suixuan didn't know what Wu Xiaoyu was thinking, but it didn't affect him to explain Wu Xiaoyu: "I didn't help him. He should be careful driving. I saw a snail on the side of the road at the beginning of the road. And then after a while, the snails disappeared."

"Of course, the car must be faster than the snail! What kind of care is this? Are you saying that Sui'an even noticed the snails on the ground and avoided them?" Wu Xiaoyu continued to get angry!

"No, because I said that Sui'an drove too slowly, and then he sped up a little bit. Not long after, I saw that snail again." When Sui Xuan spoke, his expression was serious and his tone was nonchalant. There are too many ups and downs, as if reporting work, just explaining the truth of a matter.

"..." Wu Xiaoyu was stunned at first, then looked at Sui Xuan with a strange expression, and finally burst out laughing uncontrollably.Because in the hospital, he had to be careful not to laugh too loudly to make people watch, so he endured a lot of pain, and he couldn't bear it anymore. He felt his stomach throbbing so badly that he leaned on Sui Xuan's shoulder, and the shoulder still couldn't stop Stirring.

Sui Xuan gave Wu Xiaoyu a doting look, then stretched out his hand to rub Wu Xiaoyu's belly: "Okay, don't laugh for a while and get cramps."

"Patient No. 8, Suixuan." The nurse at the hospital began to read the name of the next person, and it happened to be Suxuan's turn.

Sui Xuan straightened Wu Xiaoyu upright, then stood up and raised his hand to signal that he had arrived, but after waiting, he found Wu Xiaoyu was still sitting there, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wu Xiaoyu said with a little embarrassment: "I... seem to have cramps, and my stomach hurts."

"..."

When Sui Xuan entered the doctor's office, Wu Xiaoyu was still blushing.Obviously Suixuan was the injured person, but in the end, he didn't know who was taking care of whom.Just now because of Sui Xuan's words, I had cramps from laughing and asked Sui Xuan to rub my stomach. Although I knew that my laugh was low, and Sui Xuan said it so abruptly, I still felt a little ashamed!

"You, are you in pain?" Fuck!nonsense!Wu Xiaoyu felt that she simply had nothing to say.The doctor said just now that Suixuan was dislocated due to a huge impact. He had to be reattached and then he could not move normally for several days and had to be hung with a bandage.When taking the arm, even Sui Xuan was in pain and his face was covered with sweat.Wu Xiaoyu looked helpless, so she stretched out her hand to hold Sui Xuan's head, and then asked.Although it was a bit strange for a big man to hold another big man's head, Wu Xiaoyu didn't think about it too much at this time.

When Suixuan and Wu Xiaoyu walked out of the hospital, Suian’s call also came, saying that it was Suixuan’s car, the basic paint and doors needed to be changed, and it would cost more than 1 yuan. The woman called the insurance company to settle the claim of.Wu Xiaoyu looked at Suxuan's arm, snatched the phone from Suxuan's hand angrily, and told Sui'an, "Ask that woman to pay for the medical expenses! Suxuan's arm is dislocated, and she has to apologize for the 1000 yuan medical expenses!" He felt that although they didn't just want money as the woman said, what they quoted were all actual expenses, and they could produce invoices if they wanted, and they didn't touch porcelain.Although he and Sui Xuan didn't care about the money, Sui Xuan suffered this crime for nothing, so don't ask the woman to pay for it!

Suixuan watched Wu Xiaoyu hang up the phone because of Suian, then smiled at Wu Xiaoyu with sunshine in his eyes, and said, "Xiaoyu, will you stay with me?"

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The author has something to say: Wu Xiaoyu: Take a look, I see you have the eye of a needle!

Suixuan: ...

Wu Xiaoyu: Why don't you speak?

Sui Xuan: I'm thinking about how to answer your question about your face being like a reproductive organ.

Wu Xiaoyu: ...

Wu Xiaoyu: Shit!divorce!separate!You get out!I will never see you again!

Sui Xuan: ... (He knew it, he shouldn't have said...)