Someone check the water meter

Originally, Wu Xiaoyu thought that Sui Xuan came out to speak for him, and that eating crayfish was just a casual remark, so it would make people believe that their relationship is very good.

"You wait in the shop, I'll pick you up later and then go grocery shopping together." Sui Xuan's action-packed voice dialed the phone.

"..." Wu Xiaoyu was still dizzy and blushing just now. He would hang up the phone when he saw Sui Xuan's name on the phone these days, but he picked up the phone so unresponsively, and then heard something like It was a familiar voice that he hadn't heard for a long time, ringing in his ears.Still so sexy, just listening to the voice makes people feel impulsive: "I thought you were just talking casually."

Sui Xuan finally dialed Wu Xiaoyu's phone, and he was in a good mood. At this time, he took the car keys and planned to go downstairs, when he heard Wu Xiaoyu's words, he laughed: "Isn't it just a meal of crayfish, it's worth it for me to coax you Play?" Suddenly remembered that he hadn't taken his wallet yet, so he went to the window sill to get the wallet lying there resting there, when he saw Suian's figure bouncing towards him.Seeing that he was in a good mood, Sui Xuan raised his eyebrows, and then said softly to Wu Xiaoyu: "I saw Suian, I will pick you up later, let him go first." He thinks that Suian will consciously give up space knowing that he is going to "date" with Wu Xiaoyu. In most cases, that person will choose to stay, and take pride in his super spotlight that is beyond the reach of ordinary people.

"No, no, why don't you ask him to stay with you later!" Wu Xiaoyu was like a life-saving straw when she heard Sui'an's name.With Suian's presence, he doesn't have to be alone with Sui Xuan, and his chastity can accompany him for a longer time.In order to prevent Sui Xuan from going back on his word, he also specifically said: "If you don't call Shang Sui'an, I won't go!" The tone was decisive and there was no room for negotiation.

Sui'an was so stupid that he ran to the door of Suxuan's house with the appearance of a schoolboy jumping around, and just when he was about to knock on the door, he found that the door of Suxuan's house was suddenly opened!Although what appeared in front of him was Suxuan's big black face as if Mo Gang splashed it, but he was in a good mood and excitedly thought that the years of friendship between him and Suxuan had forged their tacit understanding.Then I was quite excited and wanted to jump on Sui Xuan to express my moving feelings. Of course, Sui Xuan turned sideways and dodged it without accident, and even patted my clothes that were not touched at all in disgust. horn.

"How do you know I'm here! Did you come here to open the door for me?" Sui'an didn't care about Sui Xuan's actions at all, and said cheerfully to himself.

If in the past Sui Xuan just felt that Sui An's abnormal mind was a bit annoying, but he could bear it, now he feels that this person is an eyesore.However, Sui’an’s saying is correct, that is, he is here to open the door for Sui’an: “Well, I saw you jumping up and down on the window sill as a little princess, and then I thought about you from the place where I saw you. It took about 5 minutes to jump up, and then came to open the door."

"Oh, in fact, if you speak well, I will be touched!" Just say that you came here to open the door specially for him. Why do you have to add some little princess and other annoying people?

Sui Xuan heheed twice, stopped Sui'an from going to his house with his hands, then put on his shoes, regardless of Sui'an's posture of chasing and asking: "Huh? Are you going out?", directly Pulling Sui'an's collar and dragging it out, he closed the door of the house: "Go to catch Xiaoyu, and, I came to open the door to prevent you from entering my house." In other words, to block you at the door to prevent you from going on Actions.

"Oh? To pick up Xiaoyu? Okay, okay, I'll drive in a while? Let me tell you, I got my driver's license. Would you like me to show you? Let me tell you, the picture on my driver's license is so handsome , specially put on make-up for the photo shoot! If you post it on the Internet, you may be able to comment on the most handsome editor or something..."

then……

Wu Xiaoyu waited and waited in the store but did not wait for Sui Xuan's arrival. Seeing that it was almost past dinner time, he felt very angry.Just now when he ordered takeout for Mo Qiqi and the others, he didn't count his own, but now that the takeaway is here, they each eat delicious food over there, and he is the only one standing in front of the small counter. It's all about the smell of food.The saliva keeps coming out, not to mention, even the stomach can't control the sound, so I have to use my fingernails to pick at the counter, and I feel distressed when I'm done. regret.

Originally, Wu Xiaoyu is a person who eats three meals regularly. Simply put, he must be hungry when the meal is served!But because of Tong Ya's words for lunch today, he was not in the mood to eat, and today's dinner is still late, which is simply a huge torture!

When you invite someone to dinner, you should be on time!Knowing that Sui Xuan is not the kind of person who is not punctual, but Wu Xiaoyu didn't think about it too much. Hunger had already eroded his mind, so he picked up the phone and dialed Suuan's cell phone.As long as Wu Xiaoyu called before, Sui Xuan usually answered in seconds.It was as if every time Wu Xiaoyu called Suixuan, he happened to be playing with his mobile phone.But today I learned that a mechanical female voice came from Wu Xiaoyu's phone, saying: "Sorry, the number you dialed has not been answered at the moment, please try again later." Sui Xuan also failed to answer the phone.After contacting all kinds of abnormal phenomena, Wu Xiaoyu suddenly panicked.He packed up his things casually, and told Mo Qiqi and the others that he was leaving first, and they remembered to go outside after closing the door at night.

Wu Xiaoyu didn't even drive her own car, but hailed a taxi and ran to Suxuan's house.Because of his impatience, he didn't bother to look around, he just kept his head down and stared at his mobile phone, afraid that his mobile phone suddenly forgot to turn on the ringtone, and he didn't hear Sui Xuan calling.

"Suixuan, are you at home? Open the door!" Wu Xiaoyu eagerly patted on Suxuan's door, but there was no response.For a while, Wu Xiaoyu realized that his friend had failed enough, and he and Sui Xuan had known each other for a long time. If Sui Xuan came to find him now, he might be able to go to several places at once. Looking for himself, but he only knows Sui Xuan's home.Helpless, she had to call Suixuan's cell phone again and again, listening to the voice on the phone, Wu Xiaoyu was about to burst into tears.

Fortunately, Sui Xuan's call was finally connected when Wu Xiaoyu made the fourth call. Before Sui Xuan's voice could be heard, Wu Xiaoyu cursed: "Fuck! You invited me to dinner, it's six o'clock I don’t know where I am and I don’t answer the phone, what do you mean? If you want to break up the relationship, just say it! Is it necessary to be so scary!” Although Wu Xiaoyu spoke in a fierce tone, she still showed concern in the end, with a look of concern. The look of being frightened.

Suixuan originally wanted to apologize because Wu Xiaoyu didn't receive the first few calls, but when he heard Wu Xiaoyu's crying voice, he pondered for a while, and then explained directly: "I have encountered a problem here, and the phone dial Cheng Zhenzhen forgot, I just wanted to make a call to tell you to go eat something by yourself and saw your phone number, I was wrong."

Not only Suxuan's voice came from Wu Xiaoyu's phone, but also a particularly high-pitched female voice and a man's voice were cursing, and Suian's rebuttals came from the side from time to time.He frowned and said, "Where are you?"

Wu Xiaoyu didn't expect that he was so worried about Sui Xuan. When Sui Xuan said that he had a small car accident and nothing serious, he ran downstairs to find Sui Xuan without thinking.He ignored Suixuan's saying that he didn't want to go there and that there was nothing wrong.It wasn't until he got to the place where the accident happened that he realized that there were many people gathered there just now from the corner of his eye, but because of his impatience just now, he didn't care about what happened. It turned out that Sui Xuan and the others were the ones who had the accident.He hurriedly ran over, and before he could push away the crowd, he saw Sui Xuan standing calmly aside, and then Suian was arguing with two men and a woman, the woman was arguing very fiercely, she just wanted money ?Give you two or three hundred and stop calling.

Sui Xuan looked venomous, but actually he was not a person who liked to quarrel.Just by watching him being hacked on the Internet every time, it seems that others say that other people have nothing to do with him.Besides, if it's a man, it's easy to deal with, at worst, you will be hit by a dozen, but it is the most difficult to deal with this kind of shrew.

When Wu Xiaoyu came to Suixuan's side, Suxuan was the first to find him, and then pulled him behind him, not wanting Wu Xiaoyu to be accidentally injured: "Why are you here? Didn't you say you're fine?" He said His brows were frowning, obviously disapproving.And for some reason, the left hand was pulled up like this, because the right hand pulled Wu Xiaoyu, when that shrew made a move, he was unable to block it, and was directly scratched by that person with several bloodstains on his small arm.

Wu Xiaoyu looked Suxuan up and down, and found that there was nothing wrong. When he saw the blood on Suixuan's left hand, he said anxiously: "You won't block it!" Then he stretched out his hand to pull Suxuan's hand, Suixuan wanted to hide, but He could only turn sideways and failed to avoid Wu Xiaoyu's movements.Wu Xiaoyu pulled Sui Xuan's hand and found that Sui Xuan's left hand didn't have any strength at all, it just hung there. When she pulled it, she frowned and asked hurriedly, "What's wrong with your hand?"

"It's okay, don't worry, just hit the door when the car crashed just now, maybe it's dislocated or something." So Sui Xuan didn't want Wu Xiaoyu to come.

Wu Xiaoyu was worried about Suixuan's arm, and she wanted to rush forward when she saw that woman. Maybe it was because she found that Suixuan couldn't stop her just now, so she felt that Suixuan was weak.All of a sudden, she became angry, and regardless of whether she was a woman or not, she pushed away her jumping body, then pointed at her nose and cursed: "Are you a fucking mentally retarded or a bitch? The powder on your face Even if the wall is thicker, it still can’t stop your creases. Damn it, it’s magnanimous for Xiaoye’s friends not to quarrel with you. Who are you going to send the two or three hundred? Are you poor and crazy, and you have the nerve to say that others only want money! What the heck is I asking for money? You crashed our car like this, and my friend broke his hand. Shouldn’t you give me money? You dragged my car to the repair shop for repairs. How much do you pay? Here My friend injured his hand and you have to pay for medical expenses and nutrition expenses! What kind of person do you really think you are? If you don’t do it, you don’t know that others are giving you face? TM brought the medical expenses, and then took the car to the repair shop you!"

A group of people were fooled by Wu Xiaoyu's words and stayed there.The two "accomplices" beside the woman looked ashen, but they didn't speak.And the people watching around actually walked away a lot, because the people of country Z like to watch the excitement, but they also have their own things to do.Seeing that the woman who has been in the upper hand is controlled by someone, she is almost gone.

Originally, the woman who bumped into Suixuan and the others was the one who was at fault for running the red light, but she didn't scare people away with her own aggressiveness that time, but this time seeing two men getting out of the car, she was a little shy But when I found out that one of the two didn't talk much, and the other bared his teeth and claws, he didn't hit anyone, so he became bolder.I didn't expect such a person to appear suddenly.After a moment of absent-mindedness, she still relied on her cheekiness to raise her voice and said, "You! Who are you scolding? What are you meddling in?"

For this kind of person, Wu Xiaoyu has no temper at all!He glared at the woman and said, "I'm not cursing people around the corner anymore. I just cursed at you. You don't even know who I'm cursing. I'm mentally retarded! Now I'm going to file a mental retardation certificate. I don't know if anyone will sympathize with you and then Let you pay less money! Also, why am I being nosy? I f*ck said this is my friend, you not only have IQ problems, but also hearing problems? You hit my car! You hurt my man Don’t think I dare not hit you because you are a woman, isn’t it shameless? I just slap you when I grab you, what is the face for? If you bother me here again, you will hit a woman!TM Men don't have human rights anymore!"

"!" Hearing Wu Xiaoyu's words, a few spectators and the main person who stayed behind for a while all stared wide-eyed.Especially Sui Xuan and that woman were speechless.

Wu Xiaoyu hadn't reacted at first, but suddenly Sui Xuan pulled him, and he turned his head and said, "Don't pull me! I haven't scolded me enough yet!" After speaking, I saw the smile on the corner of Sui Xuan's mouth ,Then……

I still remember one of the few poems that Wu Xiaoyu once read, "If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be sad..." Fuck his balls, if life deceives you, he should just lie down and let him Life Ling!Humiliating!

The author has something to say: Ha ha == Life is deceiving me every day~ To be honest, just get used to it, chirp~

Originally it was supposed to be posted at 21 o’clock, but it turned out that I wrote too much and thought it was not good to stop in the middle. You guys are not happy, so I finished writing in one go, so it’s a bit late, okay~