Someone check the water meter

"Boring!!! A boring life is as lonely as snow~" Wu Xiaoyu looked at the shop door where no one was coming and going, and suddenly lay down on the table, and then yelled, so scared that Mo Qiqi, who was wiping the cup, shook her hands. shake.

She has few classes this semester, and apart from Tian Mengxi, a long-term worker who asked for leave for a month, she has spent the longest time in the store.Seeing that Wu Xiaoyu didn't know that nerve was missing again, he rolled his eyes helplessly, and then continued to wipe his cup without paying attention to Wu Xiaoyu.It's normal working hours now, even if you drive in a university town, you can't escape the class time without customers.Although the university is easy, there are fewer people coming out at this time, after all, it is not a meal or a snack time.Every time when there are few people, they clean up the store and make preparations.

"Mo Qiqi, don't you think I'm your god?" Wu Xiaoyu waited for a while, seeing that Mo Qiqi didn't pay any attention to him, his unbearable loneliness erupted, and he must point at Mo Qiqi, and asked accusingly .

Mo Qiqi gave Wu Xiaoyu a helpless look, and then said out of habit, "You're not my customer, of course you're not some god."

Wu Xiaoyu taught them that the customer is God.To be precise, parents are gods for food and clothing, and he feels that Mo Qiqi's salary is given by him. Such an attitude is too careless!Then he said dissatisfiedly: "Believe it or not, I will deduct your salary! The reason is... yes! It is because you are cold and violent to the boss!"

"..." Oh, as long as you are happy.Anyway, Mo Qiqi knew what Wu Xiaoyu was talking about, didn't he mean that his salary would be deducted when he got angry that time?It's not bad until the salary is paid.

"Think about it, there are only the two of us in such a big store, and you still don't talk to me! It's just! Yes! Abuse!" For Wu Xiaoyu, other people's twitching is intermittent, but his twitching is intermittently persistent.It's the kind of pumping twice from time to time, and it lasts for a long time: "Hey, you're talking about me!"

Being harassed and helpless, Mo Qiqi had no choice but to look up, glanced at Wu Xiaoyu, and said to him mercifully, "Then what do you want to say? Are you talking about relationship or career? Our Weibo is managed What's the matter? Boss, why don't you record another video or something?" She didn't know about the bloody storm last night, so she accidentally stepped on a minefield!

"What kind of video is the ghost going to record! I won't record it! Whoever loves to record it will record it. I am angry when I talk about this. I met a psychopath yesterday. I heard that it is a big one with hundreds of thousands of Weibo followers. I didn’t want him to watch it, who knew someone @ him, then you said you don’t like it, so you don’t want to watch it, that mentally handicapped person, not only watched it, but also said that the food made by me is not delicious, that I am artificial! Damn, How can I pretend to be upright!" Wu Xiaoyu, the most annoying thing about this person is that he is ugly, but that he has a problem with his character, and the third is to question his craftsmanship.Well, contrived was classified into the column of character issues without any surprise.So don't blame him for being angry, one person occupied two minefields at a time, and he can still be calm because he has lost his temper.

Mo Qiqi didn't expect that the video that appeared just because of Wu Xiaoyu's interest could lead to something.Originally, Wu Xiaoyu recorded this video tutorial without thinking about becoming an internet celebrity, let alone making money with it.I just feel that I don't show my beauty and keep my craftsmanship private like this. I am really sorry for the masses, so I just did it for fun.You said that this kind of thing that does not expect anything in return is taken out by someone inexplicably, who would be happy to change it?Suddenly, I also felt that Wu Xiaoyu's twitching today might be because he was in a bad mood, so he comforted him: "Just ignore that kind of person, anyway, he won't let you lose a piece of meat, right?" After thinking about it , hundreds of thousands of fans, that is a huge god, so I asked curiously: "Boss, who is that person who scolded you?"

"The ghost knows who he is!" Wu Xiaoyu felt depressed when he thought about it.Then he said: "I heard that he is a cartoonist, what is his name called "Follow Your Own, Hot Chicken! The name he chose is called Pretentious!"

"An idiot!" After Mo Qiqi exclaimed, she decisively took out her mobile phone and checked Weibo.She has no hobbies in her life, she just reads novels and comics when she is bored, and this Da Da, who is called Going Easy, is her favorite cartoonist.Unexpectedly, it was actually Shama An who had a fight with the boss.This is unreasonable. An Shama is usually the special type who keeps her ears shut. In other words, on his Weibo, apart from posting new chapter update information or leave information, in short, it is similar to comics. Nothing else will appear except what is relevant.This time, I actually sent a comment on a video directly!I even drew a cartoon!Looking at Wu Xiaoyu with envious blood on his face: "Gangzhen! I wish I was the one being scolded now! The character design drawn by An Shama herself!!!! So cute!!!!"

Before this, Wu Xiaoyu didn't know that there was something called brain powder.But Mo Qiqi's current behavior is very similar to most of the fans of the celebrity family who hated him in his previous life. Reason tells him not to talk to him or to defend himself at this time, because all your efforts are the predecessor of nothing.

ill!All are sick!The world is crazy!

Yu Wu Xiaoyu lives in the same city, and the one who is almost irritable is in a room of an unknown apartment building...

Sui Xuan stared at his gleaming screen in a dark space as usual, and then, unlike before, he hesitated for a long time between saving and deleting... Finally, he firmly pressed his hand on the save.In addition to some necessary software, Suixuan's computer desktop also has built-in icons such as My Computer, many of which are folders.And among the many normal work folders, there is a traitor hidden, that is, something called "hhhh".

Fans who know Suixuan know that Suixuan made his debut at the age of 16. His famous work is a fantasy adventure comic for teenagers, and he became a god in one fell swoop.Afterwards, all the comics he came into contact with were similar to fantasy adventures, and he was called the leader. What a normal person, there is such a dirty folder on the desktop.And there are only three files saved in the folder, and the three files were all drawn on the day when he stopped updating. That's right, An Dada, who had no inspiration, created three files in the dead of night.All three files are of boys' nudity.You don't even need to look carefully, you can find out the familiar feeling, peach blossom eyes, slightly curly soft short hair, high nose bridge, small mouth with a smile, isn't this Wu Xiaoyu!

Sui Xuan looked at the paintings in this folder with a headache, and finally closed it firmly, lifted his T-shirt, and walked to the bathroom.

He no longer loves Wu Xiaoyu, no longer loves Wu Xiaoyu.

The warm water passed along the hair, passed the handsome face, reached the chest muscles, reached the waist, and then walked down the strong and powerful thigh muscles.Sui Xuan felt that his head was about to explode. He obviously shouldn't like Wu Xiaoyu, but when he turned on the computer and PS, he was drawing with his hands, and he didn't feel it at all. The person he drew was no longer his man. Lord, it's a person who looks very similar to Wu Xiaoyu. This person is leaning forward, with a slightly shy expression, looking at him through the screen, and then...

With a punch on the wall of the bathroom, Sui Xuan turned the tap to cold water.

The author has something to say:

Oh, I... haven't coded for a week, hahahahahaha, fortunately I had the foresight to save the manuscript and not send it out! ! !Hahahahaha, it's over, it's over, I'm going to fall into the late stage of lazy cancer