Someone check the water meter

After washing his hands, Wu Xiaoyu habitually didn't wipe them with a towel, but shook them smoothly, and some of the water droplets on his hands directly kissed his lovely computer.

Sitting in front of the computer, Wu Xiaoyu clicked on her Weibo as usual, and logged on to Twitter.Then, on the side of the constantly beating □□, he ignored all the messages, and then seriously looked at his recent contacts to see if there was anyone he knew who had chatted privately.Very good, today is very free, no one is looking for him.

He clicked on a video processing software without any hassle, and with his slender, fair and bony hands, one of his hands was placed on the keyboard and the other held his mouse. Then he chose a video and planned to start processing it.This video was recorded by Wu Xiaoyu yesterday.As a trendy person in the 21st century, he thinks he should keep up with the times, make extensive use of electronic products, and spread his reputation to make the store's business better.Well, to put it simply, it was actually because Wu Xiaoyu's appearance was too outstanding before, and then someone took a photo and posted it on the Internet, and was named the most handsome dessert shop owner, and tried a handful of small Internet celebrities.Then, under Mo Qiqi's suggestion, he easily created an official Weibo for his store, which is actually his Weibo, and from time to time, he would post some small pictures of delicious food. Photos, and the like, make a lot of saliva, and after a long time, people will come here admiringly.As for this video, it is because some fans are too far away, and there are many face-licking dogs who only want to watch good-looking ones. Under the instigation of those fans, Wu Xiaoyu started to record a tutorial on making desserts.

Looking at the number of followers on her account, which is less than [-], Wu Xiaoyu blushed a little.Well, to put it bluntly, I already have [-] fans, so maybe I can be counted as an Internet celebrity, right?To put it bluntly, when Wu Xiaoyu was still a star, that Weibo didn’t have much more fans than this Weibo, and this was added with the addition of attention. When I saw his post, I waited to scold him. Those who really love black people.Thinking about it, you can also know how miserable Wu Xiaoyu's stardom was in her previous life.

"This is kung fu." In the video, Wu Xiaoyu is still dressed in a handsome little vest with a shirt and vest waist design, which outlines a waist that is thinner than many girls. The good-looking left hand is holding a knife The knife used for fruit, and then went back: "This is a lemon." The right hand is holding the lemon. Just when everyone tried to open their eyes wide to see, Wu Xiaoyu pursed his lips, then smiled and cut the lemon with a knife , put it directly into a cup, added some water, and said, "Together it is Kung Fu Lemon Tea! Well, that's it for today."

Ahem, Wu Xiaoyu felt a little cold when doing this part.After hesitating for a while, I still didn't delete this short paragraph directly.This paragraph is actually because Wu Xiaoyu watched a program before, in that program, a person’s mother taught people how to make Kung Fu lemon tea live. He felt very impressed. I added such a paragraph to the video.

After finishing the video, it was almost eleven o'clock in the evening, and it was time to release poison at midnight.Well, that's right, poisoning at midnight.Fans who have followed Xiyu Dessert House know that one of the biggest hobbies of bloggers is to release various delicious pictures or tutorial videos during afternoon tea or midnight.Do your best to see what you can't eat.Some kind-hearted fans once tried to excuse Wu Xiaoyu, saying that it was because the store was too busy to make the video and it took time to post it at this time, but Wu Xiaoyu told them with practical actions that they were too naive, he really just wanted to be a Simple drug dealer.Because Wu Xiaoyu sometimes posts some simple funny videos or jokes, these Weibo postings are very irregular, but anything related to eating will definitely only appear at midnight or afternoon tea time, which is bad Yes, there is no one left.

Go to sleep after posting, without the slightest nostalgia.

Wu Xiaoyu's Weibo is still full of blood and rain.This night, many people have seen the video of this ghost animal. It is a handsome man with a charming smile, telling you with the kind of business that can be used as a wake-up bell or a good night bell, this is Kung Fu, this is lemon, Together it is Kung Fu Lemon Tea.Although afterwards, Wu Xiaoyu drank the cup of tea calmly, and then told everyone that it was just a joke before, and began to seriously teach everyone how to make lemon shredded coconut cake.However, because the previous paragraph was too ghostly, many people said that their memories had been stuck.

Liliyuan Shangcao: I said, Xiaoyu!What’s wrong with you!What is Kung Fu Lemon Tea? QAQ

The wildfire is endless: upstairs, see the program SDMZ for details...

Little White Rabbit obediently: Pfft, well, I have already learned Kung Fu Lemon Tea, baby, your video this time is really the easiest to understand.I'd better go to your store to eat the lemon shredded coconut cake in the back, and bring my Kung Fu Lemon Tea.

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Then, among the normal and innocent Wu Xiaoyu fans, there are also a few non-specific, but also very cute, common fans of other people's families, that is...

mwah:!Today, our An Ma really didn't update!Wow QAQ Xiaoyu, I want to order your durian millefeuille and send it to Mama An.

Little Pink Rabbit: On the top floor, I strongly request Xiaoyu to make a tutorial video of Durian Melaleuca, I want to circle An Silly Mom

Little Black Rabbit: Pfft, just by looking at the ID, you can tell it’s a family. Xiao Yu’s durian millefeuille is the best. I’ll buy ten of them tomorrow morning and send them to An’s mother’s house!

……

Gradually, the building turned crooked, and a large group of people began to discuss the tutorial of Durian Melaleuca, and then all kinds of @Anshama.When Wu Xiaoyu got up the next morning, he habitually took out his phone and wanted to read the comments to refresh himself, but found that there were a lot of people he didn't know, who were commenting, blinked his eyes, and looked at the comments. By that night, the number of fans increased by nearly [-] fans, and I didn't know what happened for a while.Could it be that his Kung Fu Lemon Tea is too magical?

Then Sui Xuan on the other side silently tweeted with big dark circles under his eyes.

Take it easy: Don’t tag me with such disgusting videos in the future, I don’t like this kind of pretentious people, making a cake with so many tricks, it must not taste good! [picture]

Big Rabbit Family: ... What's wrong with the silly mother, although she didn't speak enthusiastically before, she was not so direct anyway. Also, she was obviously swearing, but the crying little rabbit anthropomorphic was holding a dessert that looked like whispering What is the situation of the cake of the lemon shredded coconut cake made by the blogger?

Probably this is the rabbit: Uh... beating and scolding each other?

I believe that if it weren't for the fact that the number of fans who are happy with the situation is much more than that of Wu Xiaoyu, they will definitely be said to be taking advantage of Wu Xiaoyu's popularity.After all, this kind of typical fault-finding is still the state where I like you very much and still want to find fault with you, which is too suspicious.

Little Pink Rabbit: Well, I was wrong, I shouldn’t be the first to circle the QAQ of silly mom, but, silly mom, you have time to draw anthropomorphism, don’t you have time to update?

After reading these messages, Sui Xuan threw himself on the bed with a gloomy face and remained motionless.The video of Wu Xiaoyu just now was still playing back in his mind.The man in the video has a very nice smile, which is different from the little hedgehog with spines standing up all the time in junior high school.He lowered his head seriously, and then told everyone how to beat the eggs. After the cake was poured into the mold, what temperature should be set when it was put into the oven, and he smiled very gently when he looked at the camera.He just looks like a male god, but he is obviously not like this. When he really laughs, he should have a particularly presumptuous laugh, and then he should not be so gentle when he speaks, but a little irritable. Not very polite to speak.His memory of Wu Xiaoyu stayed in junior high school. From the first time he saw Wu Xiaoyu, he recognized this person, but obviously, the other party did not recognize him.Also, when I was in junior high school, I was very ugly, fat, and not very talkative. Probably the only thing that hasn’t changed is my cleanliness and too many things.

"Fuck! Is this easy-going person called a snake spirit? Don't look at it if you don't like it! What's called a job! You're a shit, and you say it must be bad! Spicy chicken!" In that picture, he looks like such a man, does he look like such a stupid rabbit?Also, he is obviously scolding himself for drawing such cute things, this person doesn't know how to draw disgusting things!How come there are so many fans?The eyes are arched by pigs or something, I like such a thing!

It just exploded!

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How to make lemon coconut shredded cake~

1. Beat eggs with sugar, pour in salad oil and stir evenly, pour in milk and stir evenly.

Mix the low flour with baking powder, baking soda, and coconut milk powder and sieve it into the milk liquid.

2. Pour in the shredded coconut and gently stir everything with your hands

3. Coat the mold with a layer of butter, then pour the mixed things into it

4. Preheat to 190 degrees, heat up and down the middle layer for 25 minutes. (cover with tinfoil at 20 minutes)

Well, all right!This is the recipe for Lemon Coconut Shredded Cake.And the stalk of Kung Fu Lemon Tea comes from the four famous assistants~~~