Someone check the water meter

"Fuck, why do you look like this!" After finishing speaking, you can see from the mirror that the young man standing in front of the mirror proudly touched his face and patted his buttocks when he was done. One: "It's amazing! I really am the most handsome, and I have a good figure!"

"I'll go, Young Master, are you going to participate in the beauty pageant?" Although Zhong Lidong is an otaku, his usual job is to stay at home and do some typing. He doesn't earn much, so he can barely support himself.But his family’s conditions are very good, and he was allocated a car. Before he left someday, it was agreed that he would pick up Wu Xiaoyu and go with him today, so that if someone drank at a dinner party, someone could drive home instead of drunk driving.But as soon as he stood at the door of Wu Xiaoyu's house, as soon as the door was opened, he felt that all the male fox's anger came to his face.

The person in front of him was wearing a modified small suit and a small bow tie. His already exquisite facial features were more prominent because of the neater eyebrows.The not-so-thin lips are slightly raised upwards, forming a nice arc. If you look closely, there are two small pear holes.

"Hurry up, hurry up, the uncle is already good." Stretching out his foot and kicking Zhong Lidong's ass, Wu Xiaoyu directly took the wallet and mobile phone and closed the door to leave.

As I said before the class reunion, it is an occasion for various shows.It was said that the class leader called people for this gathering, but in fact, a classmate who was so successful in their class was fully responsible for the expenses.Wu Xiaoyu still had an impression of this classmate who Zhong Lidong said was a great success, not because he was outstanding before or something, but just the opposite.

"Let me tell you, that person named Cai Qi is definitely here to show off this time. I heard that after he got rich because of a shit luck, he even fell in love with the school belle of our school. Not long ago Just got married." Zhong Lidong held the steering wheel with one hand, and hammered a pack of napkins beside him with the other hand in dissatisfaction.School belle!You can guess what kind of face you will see in a while if you haven't seen each other yet.

No wonder the teacher always said that you can not study well, but you must be flexible.Didn't it say on the Internet that after graduating from school, the top students will become employees of the low school students.This statement is not unreasonable, and this Cai Qi is the best example.In school back then, Wu Xiaoyu could remember that he happened to be poor in his own studies, but no matter how he took the exam, he would never be the last one, because there was a buddy who was reluctant to part with this throne.

The meeting place was chosen in the best hotel in their city, called Wansheng. Before this hotel, the highest level in their city was only a four-star hotel.It's not too close to Wu Xiaoyu's house, but it won't be long.

Zhong Lidong and Wu Xiaoyu, two people who are attractive enough to look at alone, get together, and of course people will notice it at first sight.Oncoming was a very skinny man with a monkey face and combed back hair. I don't know how much styling was used. The shiny hair can be used as a mirror to look at his face.He opened his arms while walking, and when he was about to touch Wu Xiaoyu and the others, he closed his arms and gave a big bear hug to Zhong Lidong who couldn't escape like Wu Xiaoyu: "Oh, old man Classmate and old classmate, hahahahaha, haven't seen each other for so many years, is this Zhong Lidong? It hasn't changed at all." After finishing speaking, he looked in Wu Xiaoyu's direction without any embarrassment: "This big star is a big star , still looks so good-looking, hey? Why haven’t I seen your work?”

Not to mention the recent past, this is because there has been no news of Wu Xiaoyu for several years, right?

At that time, if you want to say who in the whole school hates Wu Xiaoyu the most, Cai Qi will definitely take the first place.He is also a scumbag, in his opinion, there is no difference between the bottom one and the bottom two, but why both teachers and classmates like Wu Xiaoyu.However, he was often laughed at and kept silent. Once, he still remembered that he was lifted up by a group of boys in his class and thrown into the trash can.Except for Xiao Hua who came out to help him and said that the group of boys went too far, everyone else laughed.As for Wu Xiaoyu, although he didn't smile, his cold look on the sidelines still hurt his heart deeply.

What makes him hate the most is that since that time, Cai Qi has fallen in love with Xiaohua, not because she is so pretty, but because Xiaohua treats herself as a human being and gives him self-esteem. He feels that he is true love, and he also feels that, The school belle helped him speak because she actually had a crush on him.But when he was about to confess, he saw Xiaohua secretly put letter paper in Wu Xiaoyu's book. After the girl left, Cai Qi opened it and read the contents, and suddenly found that it was a love letter.

Now Cai Qi is elated, those classmates who arrived just now, every one of them nods and bows to him, and fawns on him.This Wu Xiaoyu dropped out of school at the beginning, so many years, not even a shadow, although she looks good today, but who knows if she is being taken care of by that rich woman or something?

"Hehe." For this kind of person, Wu Xiaoyu just doesn't want to talk about it. Do you know what it means to push your nose and look at your eyes?This one is called Cai Qi, and it will definitely allow you to master an idiom in 30 seconds.

Wu Xiaoyu was about to walk into the hotel by herself, but when she turned around, she found Zhong Lidong still standing there stupidly, being hugged by Cai Qi's neck, with a strong coldness mixed with something, oh, you are a flying emperor, hehe, You are still as honest as before, or something like that.He didn't fight out for a while, went back and pulled Zhong Lidong's sleeves, and dragged him away: "I said you were stupid or something, that guy said you haven't changed, sincerity, etc., you can't tell Is he saying that you are as fat as before!"

"I, I've lost a lot of weight..." Zhong Lidong didn't want to talk to Cai Qi either, although he was aloof from the world, but he was still very accurate in judging people.Take Wu Xiaoyu as an example, although he is always fierce, either beating or scolding, but he is the kind who really treats you as his own.But Cai Qi obviously hugs you and feels like he can wear a pair of pants right away, but these are all fake.

"You can still be patient!" Wu Xiaoyu slapped him on the head with a big slap, and said in a tone of hatred: "Fuck, why were you dragged away by that idiot before you were so capable!"

Zhong Lidong was used to being bullied by Wu Xiaoyu all the time, besides, he knew it was all for his own good, so he didn't say much, just followed Wu Xiaoyu inside with a smirk.

The two of them came not too early or too late. The party reserved a large private room, which could accommodate two tables of people. When they walked in, there were already many familiar faces inside.What surprised Wu Xiaoyu and Zhong Lidong was that this group of people should have been sitting at two tables scattered, but now they just gathered together, and there seemed to be someone in the middle.It's been so long since we haven't seen each other, but they are all as enthusiastic as if they just graduated, it's unbelievable.

Sui Xuan was sitting in the middle of the crowd. It can be said that this inconceivability was caused by him.He obviously didn't pay special attention to the direction of the door, and so many people blocked his vision, but when Wu Xiaoyu and the others came in, he knew it immediately, and his eyes were fixed on Wu Xiaoyu who hadn't let go yet. hand.The hands that can make magical desserts like a magician in the video are now firmly grasping the fat man.

Oh, the reason why I say he is fat is that Sui Xuan is actually the type who does not remember people. In addition, when he was in junior high school, he was introverted, and he could even be said to be autistic. The students who can remember can probably be counted on one hand. have to come.Unfortunately, Zhong Lidong was not within the scope of this hand.

"Hey, are you an art student in high school?" A girl whose name Sui Xuan didn't remember was asking him a question with great interest.Sui Xuan's previous comics won awards, so his appearance was naturally exposed.Even if the painter is not a great person, he is not as rich and glamorous as Cai Qi on the surface, but once the three words of cartoonist are crowned, it makes people feel that it is a very powerful, noble and noble profession.What's more, after losing weight, Sui Xuan is so handsome that he has no friends.

Sui Xuan has long been impatient, he has only been here for more than ten minutes, but surrounded by this group of classmates who don't even remember their names, and asked dozens of questions, when he saw Wu Xiaoyu coming He is still pulling a fat man, he naturally wants to stand in front of this person he once liked, and let him look at him with the eyes of the three-day farewell, so he smiled at the person next to him and said Sorry, I just walked in the direction of Wu Xiaoyu.

"Wucao, who is this!" At first they didn't see Suixuan being surrounded by people, but after people walked this way, Zhong Lidong suddenly found such a person, and subconsciously exclaimed in a low voice.

When Wu Xiaoyu saw Suixuan, her eyes widened slightly, and her pupils dilated due to surprise: "Fuck, you don't know how I know! Why is this person here!"

"Wu Xiaoyu?" Sui Xuan just stopped in front of Wu Xiaoyu, and then a slightly teasing voice resounded in Wu Xiaoyu's ears: "Do you still remember me?"

Damn, the damn ghost remembers who you are!Who is this muscle maniac?Did he transfer to school after dropping out?Otherwise, it’s not that he’s not confident, but rather that he’s more girlish. They all like boys who are more manly, so the title of school grass is definitely not for him, but if it’s a classmate who transferred after he dropped out of school, why do you feel that this person is not as good as him? Do you look familiar? EXM, who are you?

"My name is Sui Xuan. I used to be quite fat."

It's quite fat... Sui Xuan... I belong to an old man, this is one of the few crushes he remembers the most!Fuck, this change, what kind of onion is Cai Qi compared to him? Excuse me, show it over there?

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Oh my god, I was more tactful and reserved because I was worried about being reported for swearing, and this chapter has begun to lift the ban, but little angels, rest assured, I will not swear, and I will not swear in normal life, so, I think, Wu Xiaoyu, this guy, will never go beyond the acceptable ability to spray dung with his mouth~ Meme, I love you guys