[Journey to the West] Those things about me and Master

51

Shu: The private Q&A session has begun!May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient? 【Smiling face】

Kong Kong: [without blinking] attack.

Shu: Mr. Tang, is what he said true!

Master: ...

Kong Kong: [Launch a staring attack]

Master: [laughs] Let him be happy.

52,

Shu: I want to know why the body position is so determined?

Kong Kong: [Fried Hair] How do I know? !

Master: This is what happened when it happened.But youkai, indeed... have better flexibility and patience.

53,

Shu: I always feel a little shy. Are you two satisfied with the current situation?

Kongkong: I don't care about these little things.

Master: Satisfied.

54,

Shu: So where was the first applause for love?

Empty: In the woods and grass outside the city of Wuji Kingdom.

Master: Yes.

55,

Shu: Keke, how did you feel at that time?

Kong Kong: [somewhat annoyed] I was disturbed by foul air!

Shu: So it's very comfortable?

Kong Kong: No!

Master: Later he moved very well.

Kongkong: [covers his mouth] Don't say it!

56,

Shu: Hehehe, what did the other party look like at that time?

Kong Kong: Sweating, looking like he's at the bottom of the boat and dripping with joy.

Master: My squinted eyes are full of water vapor, and my face is very red.

Shu: So do you think the other person's appearance is sexy then?

Kong Kong: Still, okay.

Master: Very fatal.

57,

Shu: What was the first thing you said to each other in the morning after the first night?

Kongkong: He was taken away by Honghaier, there is no first sentence.

Master: I wanted to say, "Thank you for your hard work."

58,

Shu: Now how many times do you applaud every seven days?

Kongkong: Look, let's see the situation.What do you ask this for? [puff face]

Master: Three to five times.

59,

Shu: I just said, what if, ideally, how many times every seven days?

Kong Kong: Three times is fine.

Master: Seven times.

Shu: Do you mean every day? !

Master: You said what if. 【Smile】

60,

Shu: So, what kind of H is hope?

Kong Kong: It’s fine to be normal, less tricks.

Master: The atmosphere and cooperation are very harmonious.

61,

Shu: Can you tell me about your most sensitive place?

Kong Kong: Clavicle and Adam's Apple?

Master: The lower abdomen.

Shu: Does the other party feel big when you kiss those places? [inexplicably laughing]

Empty: Yes, there are some.

Master: Always say "don't kiss".

Shu: What a perfect way to say no to yes...

62,

Shu: What do you think is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Kongkong: Probably also the lower abdomen?

Master: The sensitive places are very sensitive.

empty:! ! !

Shu: Okay, I understand!

63,

Shu: Use one sentence to describe the other party during sex?

Kong Kong: Very serious, and very thoughtful.

Master: It's rare and cute.

64,

Shu: Frankly speaking, do you like to applaud for love? 【Meow meow meow】

Kong Kong: Still, okay.

Master: It's okay.

65,

Shu: Where is the place for applause under normal circumstances?

Empty: in a cave or in the wild.

Master: I also tried inns, alleys, rooftops...

Kong Kong: Stop talking about your uncle! ! !

Shu: [stared dumbfounded] Also, are there still so many operations?

66,

Shu: Where is the sex spot you most want to try?

Empty: the bath.

Shu: Why?

Kong Kong: Don’t you think that steaming can cover a lot of things?

Shu: For example, the blushing is because it is too hot. How can the other party not notice it?

Kong Kong: [It’s good to say that you know]

Master: Recently, I want to try the bluestone table outside the cave.

Kong Kong: Absolutely not, there are too many people!What if Lao Zhu, Lao Sha and the monkey cats saw it? !

Master: [Comfort] Just think about it, don't worry.

67,

Shu: Also, should I take a shower before or after sex?

Empty: both before and after.

Master: Sometimes we also wash together.

68,

Shu: Is there any agreement during sex?

empty: no.

Master: [touching his nose] probably can tell whether he really doesn't want it or fake it.If it is true, it will stop decisively.

Shu: Are you really decisive?

Master: False.

69,

Shu: It's time to test your loyalty!Have you ever clapped hands with someone other than your lover?

empty: no.

Master: No.

Shu: Didn't mortals secretly applaud in the previous ninth lives?

Master: I also became a monk at that time, of course I didn’t.

70,

Shu: So, do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, you should at least get the body"?

Empty: Objection.The heart is the most important thing.

Master: Although I also object, the possibility of emotions derived from the flesh is not ruled out?

Shu: So if the master can't get the other party, maybe he will adopt the method of sex until the other party likes it?

Master: [touching his chin] It is possible.

71,

Shu: What would you do if the other party was forcibly fucked by thugs?

Kong Kong: Probably...no one...has such a heavy taste, right?

Master: [a frown] Cut the weeds and roots.

Shu: Then, will you still love the defiled partner?

Kong Kong: Yes.

Master: I will clean him up.

72,

Shu: Ho Ho Ho Ho, do you two feel embarrassed before applauding?or later?

Kong Kong: Yes, yes.Don't you feel ashamed?

Shu: [shakes his head frankly] Absolutely not.

Master: No.

Kongkong: [Puffs up his cheeks and doesn't speak]

73,

Shu: If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked to spend a spring night together, what would you do?

Kong Kong: beat him into a pig's head.

Zhu Wuneng: Why do I feel that someone is calling me? ? ?

Shu: This gentleman is in a mess, Mr. Tang, what do you think?

Master: Maybe I will think about it.

Shu: Hey, is it true? !

Kong Kong: If you dare to do this, I will beat you into a pig's head first!

Master: [laughs] As a teacher, I might consider beating him.

74,

Shu: Who do you two think is better at sex?

Kongkong: Master.

Master: Actually Wukong is not bad either.

Shu: somehow feel like comfort? ? ?

75,

Shu: Do you want the other party to be more proactive?

Kongkong: [Yishu] I'm already very proactive, so there's no need for more.

Master: Of course.

Shu: Oh?Let's pass the microphone to Mr. Tang, come on, please tell me which aspect you want to take the initiative in?

Master: Take the initiative to light the fire, take the initiative to move.

Kong Kong: [Rampage] Tang, San, Zang!

Master: [kiss the forehead] But even if I don't take the initiative, I still like it.

Shu: If only showing affection was against the law! ! !

76,

Shu: When applauding, what do you want the other party to say?

Kong Kong: It's almost ready.

Master: Being a teacher is not so fast.

Shu: It's not good to have a yellow accent in public!Mr. Tang, what do you want the other party to say?

Master: "Quickly fuck me."

Kongkong: [Blushes to the point of explosion]! ! !

Shu: Cough cough cough, please cut out the above paragraph when it is officially broadcast, minors please do not imitate casually!Alas, great sage, don't do anything, this is public property and cannot be destroyed!

boom--

77,

Shu: Well, the chaos is over, let's move on.If possible, what kind of expression do you prefer when your partner has sex?

Kongkong: The kind that comes out from crying.

Master: That kind of crying out.

Kong Kong: Don’t even think about it.

Master: Yes, let's "think about it" together tonight.

78,

Shu: Do you two think it's okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Empty: not possible.

Master: I don't feel it.

79,

Shu: So, are you interested in S/M? [smiling strangely]

Kong Kong: What is it?

Shu: Ah, sexual abuse like whipping, tying up, and dripping candles?

Kongkong: [Shakes head] I can't understand the world, love/things should be beautiful.

Shu: Maybe some people think it's just for fun?Mr. Tang, do you think so? [wink]

Master: When it’s just right, it’s called fun; if it’s too much, it’s called violence.

80,

Shu: By the way, if the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Kong Kong: [Confused] No, no way.

Master: Do as far as he asks.

Shu: It seems that it will only go in the opposite direction?

Master: [smiles] No.

81,

Shu: Do you guys think there is any harm in having too much sex?For example, in terms of physical load?

Kong Kong: No, I am a demon.

Master: No, I am a Buddha.

82,

Shu: During the applause, what was the most painful thing for you?

Empty: When entering.

Shu: It seems that the Great Sage has gotten used to the scale of the question, congratulations!

Kong Kong: Shut up!

Master: Foreplay lasts longer.

83,

Shu: Quietly, what is the most exciting and anxious occasion in the sex so far?

Kong Kong: [blush] Leave it to Master to answer.

Master: Probably late at night during a festival... I came here once in the alley.

Shu: Exciting, exciting, is there an enchantment?

Master: No, but it was very dark at that time, and we were in the deepest part of the alley.

Shu: Can you tell us what the operation was like at that time?

Master: He was leaning against the wall.

Shu: 666, as expected of Master.

84,

Shu: By the way, have you ever been seduced by Fang?

Kong Kong: I...

Master: When he was drunk.

Shu: Hey, isn't the Great Sage not drunk with a thousand cups?

Master: It was the Bull Demon King who came to him that time. The two brothers competed in drinking, and naturally the Bull Demon King drank him down.

Shu: Then, then, how did the Great Sage seduce you!

Master: Sit on my lap and rub hard?

Shu: [-] words of little Huang Wen in the brain [bye.JPG]

85,

Shu: What was the expression of the attacking side at that time?

Kongkong: [angry] That must be very enjoyable!

Master: I was mad at him for drinking too much, so I wanted to punish him.

86,

Shu: That cough cough, did the attacking side have any violent/violent behavior?

Kong Kong: [Silence]... Yes.

Master: I was wrong that time.

Shu: Well, Master has the courage to admit it and give it a thumbs up.Can I ask about the specific situation at that time?

Kong Kong: I hung up the portrait that I vowed to make by myself. Master thought I had other intentions.

Shu: No way?Will Master be jealous too?

Master: [Start coaxing ancestors again] It's wrong to be a teacher.I was wrong.

87,

Shu: What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Kong Kong: Very sad.

Master: There was an argument.

Shu: Sure enough, what you two said about the daily quarrel is true...

88,

Shu: Alright, the topic of melancholy is over!Speaking of which, for the two of you, what is your ideal to be applauded for?

Kong Kong: I have never thought about others.

Master: Just like Wukong.

89,

Shu: Wow, does the current partner meet your ideal?

Kongkong: Yes.

Master: It fits well.

Shu: Please don't look at each other so sweetly in front of me, please!Otherwise, the soul of the stepmother will not be able to bear it again!

90,

Shu: Have you ever used small props in Papapa?

Kong Kong: [gritting teeth] Of course.

Shu: Can you tell us about anything?

Master: Beads, jade gestures, silver rings, bells, golden cudgels, breast clips...

Shu: Stop stop!I shouldn't expect any small freshness in this next chapter [crying] Master, you have turned bad!

91,

Shu: Have you ever had a spring dream?

Kong Kong: Maybe, but I don’t remember.

Master: Maybe there is, but I don't remember clearly.

Shu: Huh, the answers of both of you are so vague?Don't be shy, come to the Great Sage and you will speak first.

Kongkong: Just, I just dreamed that I would roll into a ball with Master and then I would disappear.

Shu: So pure? ?Is it the master or Bodhi?

Kong Kong: Yes.

Shu: Sure enough, sexual enlightenment started at an early age... By the way, I suddenly thought of a question, did Master Bodhi teach you how to blaspheme yourself?

Kong Kong: [Imagine suddenly blushing] We all regard the world of mortals as nothing, how could we do such a thing? !

Shu: That's it... Then, Mr. Tang, what was your dream like?

Master: His clothes are tattered, and he looks at me forbearingly, and his legs are completely bare.

Shu: Spring/Color is boundless! [Drooling] Then what?

Master: Then it disappears.

Shu: If I had jumped over it in my dream, woo woo woo!

92,

Shu: How do you feel after having a dream?

Kongkong: A little afraid to look directly.

Master: I think I am really tempted.

93,

Shu: Also, where do you like to be kissed the most?

Kongkong: Mouth, lips.

Master: I like everywhere.

94,

Shu: So where do you like to kiss each other the most?

Kong Kong: Lips too?

Master: Lips, chest, waist and abdomen, legs.

Shu: I always feel that the lines between the lines are full of lust...

95,

Shu: What is the thing that pleases the other person the most during sex?

Empty: Enthusiastic and proactive.

Shu: For example, clamp some and take the initiative?

Kong Kong: [Turning into anger from embarrassment] Enough is enough for you little girl!

Master: There is also the joy of shouting.

Kong Kong: [Pull out the golden cudgel]

Shu: Ahem, the Great Sage put down the stick first.That Mr. Tang, what do you think about this issue?

Master: When I say "I like you", he reacts greatly.

Shu: Sure enough, the words of the Great Sage are disgusting, but in fact he likes to listen to them~

Kongkong: [stubborn] I didn't!

96,

Shu: What do you think about during the applause?

Empty: No energy to think about anything else.

Master: How to make him comfortable.

97,

Shu: Well, how many times do you applaud each night?

Kong Kong: Look, see if Master and I have energy.

Master: If you are not tired, you can do it two to three times. If you are tired, you can do it once or just register for a household registration.

98,

Shu: When having sex, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take off your clothes?

Kong Kong: The spell can be removed.

Master: After kissing and kissing, they take off each other.

99,

Shu: What is papapa to you?

Kongkong: It’s a means to prove your feelings.

Master: It is also a means to maintain feelings.

100,

Shu: Alright, the last link!Please tell your lover what you want to say~

Kong Kong: Actually, you look pretty bald.

Master: Actually, your big belly looks pretty good too.

Kong Kong: [stare]? ? ?

Master: After the interview, shall I take my apprentice back?

Shu: Well, whatever you want.This is a fun little prop given to you by our stepmother group to make up for the abuse of you in the previous article hehehe~

Master: Cat ears?cat tail?Dancer clothes?

Kong Kong: What are these things?don't want!take it back!

Master: It’s okay to give it to Lao Zhu, so let’s take it back first.

Shu: [waving hands] I wish you two a happy night~~~

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The first part of One Hundred Questions is in chapter 46, the first part is daily life, the second part is dirty_(:3」∠)_

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