[Journey to the West] Those things about me and Master

Shu: Welcome to our 100 Questions About Compatibility Theater!Today, we are very honored to invite two mysterious guests, yes, they are Mr. and Mrs. Zangkong, the master and apprentice!Invite them to appear! [clap clap applause]

1,

Shu: First of all, the first question, ahem, please introduce your name to everyone?

Kong Kong: [Hold arms] Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King.

Master: Subhuti, Jin Chanzi, Tang Sanzang, Jiang Liuer, and the names of the previous nine lives are almost forgotten.

2,

Shu: How old are you two?

Kongkong: It's hundreds of years old, I can't remember clearly.

Master: Thousands of years old, nearly 1 years old.

Shu: That's great, I will always be a [-]-year-old girl like a flower and a jade!

3,

Shu: Next, what is your gender?

Kongkong: Can't you see it so obvious? !

Master: Men, men, men. 【Comforting apprentice】

Shu: That’s right, it must be a blue boy if he’s so cute :)

4,

Shu: What do you two think of your personality?

Kong Kong: domineering, decisive, smart, alert, and tolerant.

Master: The three generations are different, so it's hard to say.

5,

Shu: Then what do you think of the character of the other party?

Kongkong: He hides a knife in his smile, and likes to plot people.

Master: Oh?What does being a teacher look like to you?

Kong Kong: [turns his head with a blushing face]

Master: He, after all these hundreds of years, some things have not changed. [Break your fingers and count] Fiery, pungent, brave, naive, persistent... I like them all.

Kong Kong: [Cover ears] Stop talking, master!

Shu: Please don't talk about love in public, the social influence is not good! [Received a critical hit of [-] points]

6,

Shu: May I ask when did the two meet?Where?

Kongkong: If it was the beginning...it should be Huaguo Mountain?When I beat the little black bear violently?

Master: [raise eyebrows] Violent beatings?My good apprentice is really getting more and more shameless.

Kong Kong: I didn’t learn it from you!

Master: The first life was in Huaguo Mountain. He was defeated by a black bear, and I rescued him.The second life was at the lotus pond event. He rushed over and called me master, but I ignored him.The third was in front of Wuzhi Mountain. I tore off the talisman for him, and he once again worshiped me as his teacher.

Shu: You really are destined to each other...

Master: I'm afraid it's an evil fate.

7,

Shu: So what was your first impression of each other at that time?like?Hate?Mixed feelings?

Kong Kong: He... is dressed in white, very gentle, loves to laugh, and looks good.

Master: The little monkey is quite clever and can be made.

Shu: Is that love at first sight? 【Eyes shine】

Master: [waves hand] I don't have pedophiles.

Kongkong: [red face] No, no!

8,

Shu: After so many years, what do you two like about each other?

Kongkong: Probably when he was still Bodhi, the feeling of tenderness and pampering has always made me never forget.

Master: What about me now?

Kong Kong: [Turning head] There is no place I like!

Shu: [hehe laughing] I'm afraid it's duplicity, right?What about you, Mr. Tang?

Master: I like everything about him.

Shu: Mo, inexplicably feel that there are some puns? ? ?

9,

Shu: Exciting tear-offs, no, here comes the part of fighting each other!May I ask you two, what do you hate most about each other?

Kongkong: That’s too much. When Bodhi left without saying goodbye, he didn’t say anything. When Jinchan was indifferent and ruthless, he ignored me. Now he is also petty and selfish. I am hot and cold.There are too many places to hate.

Master: [touches chin] Uh... I tend to show my temper, be awkward, and jealous, but these are not annoying, sometimes they can be regarded as fun.

Shu: Why does it always feel like Master is playing a monkey game? ? ?

10,

Shu: Do you think you have a good relationship with each other?

Kong Kong: Not good.

Master: Not good.

Shu: [Mubi] Then why are you together?

Master: Even if he is not the most suitable, the word "feeling" has always been helpless.

Shu: Probably knowing that the other party is not a good marriage partner but still uncontrollably talking about love with the other party?

Master: [nods]

11,

Shu: [Squinting eyes and laughing] So, how do you two address each other?

Kongkong: Master, smelly monk, smelly bald donkey, Tang Sanzang.

Shu: No more?

Master: There will still be special circumstances.

Shu: [Excited] For example?

Master: [with a deep smile] Sometimes it's an elder, sometimes it's a husband.

Kongkong: [Turning into anger from embarrassment] Don't say it!

Shu: Then dare to ask Mr. Tang, what do you call him?

Master: Wukong, good disciple, Sun Wukong.

Shu: Well, how about the special occasion? 【Itching】

Master: Guess :)

12,

Shu: Alright, let's talk about our wishes.How would you like to be called by the other party?

Kong Kong: [Red ears] Now, it's fine as it is now.

Shu: I really want to know what the Great Sage is thinking now, but I know he won't say it.

Master: I heard that some mortals would call close people by one word, but if Wukong called Woti, Chan, and Zang, it didn't feel right.The stream is not bad.In fact, I want him to call me Jiang Lang, Chen Lang, Tang Lang... forget it.

Kong Kong: [Winning eyes on purpose] Praying mantis~

Master: [smiling but not smiling] Ma'am?

Kongkong: [Rampage] You are the wife!You are my Mrs. Yazhai!

Master: [Comfort] Okay, okay, my teacher is Mrs. Yazhai, Mrs. Yazhai.

Shu: It's so sweet, it means crying!

13,

Shu: Now let's expand our imagination. If we use animals as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Kongkong: Snake?The kind of wait and see what happens, and finally wait for the opportunity to dispatch suddenly?

Master: Of course it is a monkey.His body is an animal.

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Shu: So if you want to give a gift to someone, what would you choose to give?

Kongkong: [scratches head] □□?Scripture?

Master: The mountains and rivers are beautiful.

15,

Shu: What gift do you want for yourself?

Kongkong: I don’t want anything, I have everything I want.

Master: Himself.

Shu: I understand, I understand! 【Smile knowingly】

16,

Shu: Is there any dissatisfaction between the two of them?What is it normally?

Kong Kong: [Blushes and does not speak]

Master: [glances] I know what he wants to say.

Shu: What is what!

Master: Wukong probably doesn't like me always playing tricks and taking too long each time, right?

Kong Kong: No!Don't talk nonsense about such things!

Master: No?

Kong Kong: ... Yes. 【gritting teeth】

Shu: [blushing] What about you, Mr. Tang?

Master: He has been thinking about my previous two lives.

Shu: Is Mr. Tang still jealous of his previous two lives?

Master: [Silence] I don't know.

17,

Shu: Ahem, what do you think is your problem? @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

Kong Kong: Suspicious?

Master: Too much love to control.

18,

Shu: Then will you work hard to change your faults for the sake of the other party?

Kong Kong: If Master wishes, probably will.

Master: Yes.

19,

Shu: What did the other party do to make you feel unhappy?

Kongkong: leaving without saying goodbye, ignoring him, heart belonging to others, all of these.

Master: My big disciple has too many problems, I can't finish it.

20,

Shu: Then, what did you do to make the other party extremely unhappy?

Kongkong: [closes his eyes] Start killing in front of him.

Master: If you don't trust him, drive him out of the teacher's school.

21,

Shu: All the unhappy things are over!You don't need to care about it any more~ May I ask how far your relationship has reached?

Kong Kong: Have you done everything you need to do?

Master: [Looks over Kong Kong's shoulders and nods] Well, it's all done.

Shu: [quietly laughs] Have you two thought about getting married?

Master: If he wants to, he can make a big splash.It's just that the name can't prove anything, not the true meaning of the heart.

Shu: Master is really a philosophy~

22,

Shu: Qiang Qiang, where did the two of you have their first date?

Kong Kong: Have we ever dated? ? ?

Master: Probably Bodhi took him through great rivers and mountains.

23,

Shu: How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Kong Kong: Just, just play.

Master: I don't feel it, monkeys are too noisy. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

24,

Shu: How far was the progress at that time?

Empty: no progress.

Master: At that time, his hair didn't even grow. [Laughs] I'm not that harsh.

25,

Shu: Where are the places you two often go to date now? 【Ready to squat】

Kongkong: Just Huaguo Mountain.

Master: Sometimes I play with him in the lower realms.

Shu: Is it a two-person world?

Master: It depends on whether other people know or not.

26,

Shu: Alright, next question~ What kind of preparations will you make for each other's birthday?

Kongkong: We don't have a birthday.

Master: On that day, I just wanted to kiss him.

27,

Shu: The relationship between the two is so good, so who confessed first?

Kongkong: They never confessed their love, so they got together somehow.

Master: First, I vaguely understood his intentions.

Shu: In fact, Kong Kong's offensive against Elder Jin Chan was also very fierce!

Kongkong: [hard-spoken] That's friendship, friendship!

28,

Shu: If you answer sincerely, how much do you think you like each other?

Kong Kong: [Silent] He was born and died several times.

Master: I would rather not cultivate gods and Buddhas and only cultivate him alone.

Shu: In fact, you both paid a lot for each other...

29,

Shu: So, do you love each other?

Kong Kong: That word is too nasty, I can't say it.

Master: I only know that he is the one person on my heart.

30,

Shu: Ouch, this question~ What did the other party say that makes you feel wrong?

Kong Kong: [Suddenly blushes and refuses to answer]

Master: [raise eyebrows] "Give it to me, Master?"

31,

Shu: If you feel that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?

Kong Kong: I will never care about the two parties.

Master: Change of heart? 【Thinking】Maybe tie him back and shut him up and see the light of day only loyal to me.

Shu: [Shocked] I, my master can't be so black!

32,

Shu: Next to the previous question, will you forgive each other for changing their minds?

Kongkong: I don't want to forgive, but maybe... I can't give up.

Master: As long as you are still by my side in the end, you can talk about anything.

Shu: That's right, you tied me back in the end.

Master: [smiles]

33,

Shu: What if the other party is more than an hour late for a date?

Kongkong: We have been together all the time, never been late.

Master: Yes.

34,

Shu: Do you think you are an old couple now, or are you still in love?

Kong Kong: All, all of them.

Master: Ordinary old couples still have passion on special occasions.

35,

Shu: [Wolf blood boils] What kind of sexy expression do you like on the other side?

Kongkong: This problem is getting bigger and bigger!

Shu: An honest answer is a good baby!

Kong Kong: [turning his head and speaking softly] sweating and forbearing.

Master: It probably looks like when it is about to die, crying and begging for mercy.

Kong Kong: [Stern face] I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, so I didn't cry!Did not beg for mercy!

Master: Well, let me save you some face.

36,

Shu: When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster?

Kongkong: When you stare at me suddenly?

Master: When he laughs.

Shu: Wasn't that... a long time ago?

Master: Yes, a long time ago.

37,

Shu: Will you lie to the other party?Do you think your lying skills are good?

Empty: Depends on the situation.Sometimes for the good of Master, I will lie.

Master: Looking back at the previous questions, my dear student, you have lied many times. 【laugh】

38,

Shu: When you are with each other, what do you feel the happiest about?

Kongkong: All, all okay.Just be together.

Master: When he suddenly leaned over to kiss me.

Shu: Isn't that a great feeling!

Master: [smiling and nodding] You don't have to think about it.

39,

Shu: Have you two ever quarreled?

Kong Kong: Noisy every day.

Master: [Rub forehead] Often.

40,

Shu: I want to know why you guys are arguing!

Kong Kong: I don’t know either, sometimes I get into arguments when I don’t like Master.

Master: Some trivial matters.It doesn't matter, every time we quarrel, we will make up.

Shu: Is this the quarrel at the head of the bed and the fight at the end of the bed?What's the matter on the bed, cough cough to solve it?

41,

Shu: Do you think the quarrel will affect the relationship between the two parties?

Kongkong: No, I often quarrel when I am learning Buddhist scriptures. The stinky monkey and the stinky monk swear back and forth.

Master: It’s okay, it’s considered fun.

42,

Shu: So, do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Empty: follow the fate.

Master: Naturally.

Shu: If I could, would I still give it a go?

Master: He found me and waited for me.Next time, I'll find him instead.

43,

Shu: When will you feel that you are loved?

Kong Kong: When he touched my hair.The eyes are very gentle.

Master: The moment he ran towards me, it seemed like I was the only one in the world.

Shu: I'm so envious, from the very beginning you only have eyes for each other~

44,

Shu: By the way, what do you think is the way you express your love?

Kong Kong: Stay by his side.

Master: accompany, possess, trust.

45,

Shu: Then when will you feel that "the other party doesn't love me anymore"?

Kong Kong: When he smiles at others, he only sees others.for example……

Shu: We understand this, don't talk, don't talk, don't get angry.

Master: Probably when he was chasing others.

46,

Shu: What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Empty: lotus. [Laughing] Isn't the lotus flower the Buddha's favorite?

Shu: In your opinion, is Master a black lotus or a white lotus?

Kong Kong: Blood Lotus.

Shu: [scratches head] Why?

Kong Kong: ...he was supposed to be a mountain snow lotus, but in the end he was stained with blood.

Master: We are born in this world, after all, we cannot do anything about many things.I am willing to do all of these.

47,

Shu: To be honest, is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Kong Kong: Once I drew a turtle on Master's face while he was sleeping.

Master: [Surprised] Why didn't I know?

Kongkong: You know, is it a secret?

Shu: What about you, Mr. Tang?

Master: Once I kissed him while he was sleeping.

Shu: Exciting, this is the real secret!How do you feel after kissing?

Master: I want to kiss again.

Kong Kong: [Blushing with anger]

48,

Shu: Where does your sense of inferiority come from?

Kong Kong: I am Monkey King, so I have no inferiority complex.

Master: I am the second in command in the Buddhist world, so I don't feel inferior.

Shu: But the two of you still seem a little uneasy before confirming your relationship?

Kong Kong: Because the mind is the most difficult thing to grasp...

49,

Shu: The countdown has begun. Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Kongkong: Semi-public, known to all close people.

Master: It is considered open.

Shu: Then would you mind holding hands or kissing on the street?

Kongkong: I can't hold hands, but if I kiss... [Tongue tied] Yes, it shouldn't be very good.

Master: I can do both. [Another lost smile]

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Kong Kong: Don’t even think about it!

Master: [raise eyebrows] Naturally, he cannot be seen by outsiders.However, if you set up an enchantment... Maybe it's good.

50,

Shu: The last question in the first half, do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Empty: Waiting for a long time with life.

Master: I gave up practicing Buddhism because of him, what do you think?

Shu: I'm so moved to bite the handkerchief, woo woo woo!

Kong Kong & Master: [look at each other and smile]