The years when I was an interpreter for monsters

Although life in Taoyuan Township was more stable than the other side, Yan Shiyu didn't have the heart to run out alone with a strange monster in the early morning, so he dragged the black cat out.

If he were to be called Xiao Hei, it would definitely alarm Zeno.Yan Shiyu told a little lie.He only said that he had a nightmare at night, and the Dragon Lord was not there, so he borrowed the black cat to strengthen his courage.

These words also fooled Zeno, as soon as he left the palace, the expression of the black cat changed from cute and greasy to a greasy uncle: "Tell me, what's the matter?"

"Do you know a monster named Cong Zhang?" The young man walked back with the black cat in his arms. "He said he was a poor man."

"There are indeed fallen people in the demon world, and there are only a dozen or so in my impression. The old dragon seems to have brought one here before." The black cat said, "Is it related to them?"

Xiao Hei joked casually: "Could it be that some fool lost his body?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a head hiding in the corner shaking back and forth anxiously. When he heard his words, he froze in mid-air for an instant.

Black Cat: "..."

The forest that Cong Zhang passed was outside the West City, some distance from the youth's residence.Xiao Hei carried Yan Shiyu on his back, and it took almost a stick of incense to get to the place.

"Mr. Cong, are you sure you slept here?" Yan Shiyu took out a palm-sized glazed lamp from his sleeve and shook it. The white light slowly emerged and became brighter and brighter.

Cong Zhang recalled for a while, and said, "Xiaosheng remembered that he was lying under a big tree..."

The youth and the black cat looked around.No tree around here is more than a hundred years old. I guess I'm too embarrassed to open it when we talk at night.

Cong Zhang immediately pointed upwards, and continued: "The tree is blooming, and it looks like snow when it blows."

Yan Shiyu raised the lamp, stepped on his feet and looked up.The trees around them looked like little cuties who had strayed into the wrong place, and they were all alone blooming with small white flowers.

After the young man confirmed, he squatted down and checked under the tree.

"Mr. Cong, are you sure it's here?" Yan Shiyu asked again.

Cong Zhang said: "This is the way I go to my friend's house, and only this tree blooms, so it should be right."

Yan Shiyu pulled the weeds under the tree and said, "But there is no sign of anyone sitting here? Could it be that Mr. Cong is as light as a swallow?"

"Uh, no."

"Let's see if there are such trees on other roadsides."

The mountain roads are intricate and complicated. They spent a lot of time and found two more places that met the conditions.The weeds under one of the trees were obviously bent.

Most likely the monster got drunk and went the wrong way.

"But, but my body isn't here either!" Cong Zhang looked at the gradually whitening sky, his face paled a lot with anxiety.

Yan Shiyu shone the glazed lamp on the ground of the mountain road, and asked hesitantly, "Xiao Hei, is this the trace of a rut?"

Black Cat and Cong Zhang immediately surrounded him.

"It's the rut of the carriage." Xiao Hei affirmed.

"The rut is not covered by other marks, which means it should have passed here last." Yan Shiyu measured the depression with his finger, "The mark has become deeper here, perhaps because there are more bodies on the car." the weight of."

The young man looked up and looked forward: "But who would a normal person remove a 'corpse' without a head?"

"Maybe it's out of kindness and wants to help with the burial." The black cat said.

Seeing that there were clues in the body, Cong Zhang's face flushed a little.

Yan Shiyu said worriedly: "What if the other party chooses to be cremated?"

Cong Zhang almost passed over on the spot.

The black cat grew bigger: "Whether it is or not, let's follow up and see."

The three of them followed the traces all the way, and they didn't arrive at Yizhuang or Mass Burial Mound, but came to a small village.

The village is very small, with only seven or eight families at a glance.When they arrived here, they happened to meet a woman who got up early and was going to fetch water from the river.

The black cat turned into a human form, stepped forward to stop the man, and asked, "Is there a body without a head here?"

These words sounded a little scary, but the woman didn't panic at all, and asked instead: "Are you friends of Aning?"

"A Ning?"

"It's the downcast who lives behind our village."

No wonder the other party was not surprised at all.

When Cong Zhang heard the words, he immediately flew forward, ignoring the presence of his own family members, and anxiously said, "That's my body! Where is it? If I don't go back, I'm going to die!"

The woman glanced at Cong Zhang's handsome face, and was startled: "Oh, no wonder Ah Ning hasn't come to find her body, come with me!"

The body was placed in the small temple where they prayed for blessings, and the villagers covered the quilt thoughtfully.

The sky had completely brightened, and Cong Zhang's head flew towards his body anxiously.Just as he was about to put it on, a woman from outside the temple rushed in, yelling heart-piercingly, "Wait a minute!"

Cong Zhang sat up, looked at the strange woman kneeling on the ground with a desperate look, and said "ah" in a daze.

The woman who led them in called out, "A'Ning?"

"Woooooo, it's over, it's over, my life is over!" Xiang Ning cried.

At this time, Cong Zhang finally noticed something strange.He raised his hand and tremblingly touched his chest with the back of his hand.

"???"

"How is this a woman's body!!!"

Here's the thing.

Xiang Ning is an aborigine in Taoyuan Township.She has no relatives, and something went wrong in her practice a few years ago, and she often fell into a deep sleep suddenly.The partial-born Luotou people are a race that loves freedom even with their heads, so she often loses her body.

The woman is beautiful and kind, and the villagers around her like her very much.After knowing this, I used to keep an eye out when I went out, and if I came across a headless body, I would help to pick it up.

Ah Ning also knew his faults, and never dared to run far.If you can't find your body, first ask in your own village, and if you can't find it, come here to have a look.

Xiang Ning went out to do errands yesterday, unexpectedly fell asleep on the way, and it was almost dawn when he woke up.She found that her body was gone again, so she hurried back to her village.

A villager who came back from visiting relatives last night found her and said that he had picked up a body on the road, but Xiang Ning didn't look at it carefully, and put his head on it while thanking her.

Then people from the next village also came over, saying that they picked up Xiang Ning's body on the road...

"Uh, can't your heads leave during the day?" Yan Shiyu asked.

Cong Zhang didn't know where to put his cramped hands: "No, you will die during the day, you can only wait until night."

Yan Shi said: "Then let's do this first, and just change it back tonight."

Xiang Ning, who had been silent all this time, finally spoke: "Today, I am getting married, and I will get on the bridal sedan chair at noon."

She went out yesterday because of this.

Everyone: "..."

"Is this sedan chair carrying me or him?"

Everyone immediately comforted: "Of course I carried you."

"The wedding dress is a tube top."

A man's body will be exposed as soon as he wears it.

Everyone: "..."

Yan Shiyu suggested: "Why don't you discuss it with your future husband?"

"Wen Bin's parents didn't quite agree with him marrying me, a monster. I'm going to find him now. If the Li family knows about this, the marriage will definitely be blown up." Xiang Ning cried, covering his face, "What should I do?" What to do? I don't want to be separated from Wen Bin."

"That's all I can do," Yan Shiyu said after taking a deep breath, "Stealing the beam and changing the post, and hiding the old position!"

At Xiang Ning's home, Cong Zhang was sitting in the room wearing a bright red wedding dress, his fingers were about to punch a hole in the wooden board beside the bed: "I, I'm nervous."

Yan Shi said: "Don't be afraid, once you cover your head, you won't be seen at all, you two just change back before the bridal chamber."

"No," Cong Zhang muttered, "Xiaosheng wants to... go to the toilet."

Xiang Ning, who was putting on makeup on himself, froze, and rushed over, glaring at him fiercely: "If you dare to do that, I'll cripple your little brother."

"No, no, no," Cong Zhang clamped his legs silently, "Xiaosheng is now physically and mentally comfortable, and doesn't need to go to the toilet at all."

The sedan chair arrived at the door of Xiang Ning's house on time, and the handsome man on a white horse smiled shyly: "A Ning, I'm here to pick you up."

Cong Zhang stood up, walked out with timid small steps, and stepped on Xiang Ning: "Be normal!"

"Oh."

"Shut up! Don't talk."

Cong Zhang nodded aggrievedly.

Li Wenbin dismounted, walked to the door, turned around, and put "Xiang Ning" on the sedan chair.Before the curtain of the sedan chair fell, he leaned in front of the hijab and said happily, "A'Ning, I finally waited for this day."

Xiang Ning, who was hiding aside, almost tore the silk handkerchief with his teeth.

"Miss Xiang, hold on tight!"

"I know!"

There was no trouble on the way, and the bridal sedan chair was safely carried into Li's residence.

Xiang Ning hid outside the door, listening to the sound of worship inside, the silk handkerchief in his hand had been broken into pieces.

"To the girl..."

"I know!"

Because that's what's next.

Li's house is considered a big family in the vicinity, and getting married is such an important matter, no matter if the two old people don't like the daughter-in-law, there is still some ostentation.There were one table after another in the flowing water table, and the whole yard was filled with relatives and friends for the banquet.

The rules of red events here are that the newlyweds should toast three glasses of wine together, and although the bride does not have to lift her hijab, she must cooperate with the toast.

Yan Shiyu mixed in the crowd as the woman's relatives and friends, closely watching Cong Zhang's every move, and when the other party raised his glass, he immediately tapped the table leg three times with his chopsticks.

The black cat got the signal and lit three firecrackers outside the wall at the same time.Suddenly there was a crackling, and nothing could be heard.

After the firecrackers went off, Cong Zhang pretended that he had finished his congratulatory speech, and drank the wine in his glass in one gulp.

When they were helping to find the body, they never expected to encounter such a thing, and they didn't know where to prepare the magic weapon for sound transmission, so they had no choice but to come up with such a way to hide the truth.

It was originally a scene talk, and if everyone didn't hear it clearly, they would definitely not winkly ask the bride to say it again.Only Li Wenbin next to Cong Zhang glanced at his wife suspiciously.

Because amidst the sound of firecrackers, he vaguely heard a slightly low-pitched male voice reciting a passage... "The List of Teachers".

Anyway, at least it was a fool.Cong Zhang was helped to the new house.After the banquet is over, it will be the wedding night in the bridal chamber.

It was still early at this time, and in order to prevent the banquet from lasting until night, someone had to be responsible for getting Li Wenbin drunk.So the black cat and the young man stayed behind, and only Xiang Ning followed behind and sneaked into the new house.

Holding the wine glass, Yan Shiyu didn't try to persuade him to drink a few times, but he was drunk a lot, so he couldn't help feeling a little anxious.

Seeing this, the black cat turned into an adult human figure, picked up the wine glass and jug from the table next to it, and rushed up. The two brothers seemed to wrap their arms around the groom's neck.

What is "deep feeling, suffocating; light feeling, licking";

Li Wenbin: We know each other?

What "excited heart, trembling hands, I give the groom a glass of wine, the groom thinks I'm ugly if he doesn't drink";

Li Wenbin: Is it my business whether you are ugly or not?

He said one thing after another, and he fooled the groom into drinking a whole jug of wine.Yan Shiyu, who wanted to lend a helping hand, was dumbfounded: He and Xiao Hei, who is the one who is in the human world?

Just when they were about to breathe a sigh of relief, the banquet ended early because the groom was very drunk.

Black Cat: "..."

Yan Shi said: "..."

Fuck, go and notify Cong Zhang and the others.

The two raised their feet at the same time and froze in place at the same time: Where is the wedding room?

When Li Wenbin was about to walk to the new house, his staggering steps suddenly returned to normal, and the drunkenness on his face also subsided a little.He pushed open the door excitedly and nervously: "Ah..."

The word "Ning" got stuck in the man's throat.

In the wedding room, a man with his wife's face and a stranger in his wife's wedding dress were sitting at the table talking about mountains and gobbling up desserts.

Li Wenbin: "..."

Li Wenbin: "!!!"

Yan Shiyu and the black cat who arrived afterward silently covered their eyes.

Fortunately, although the young master of the Li family looks weak, he has a strong mind and a quick mind.

He immediately let the servants behind him retreat, entered the room by himself, closed the door, and then asked the question that almost broke him: "A-Ning, are you a man?"

Xiang Ning: "...No! Listen to my explanation!"

After a cup of tea, Li Wenbin finally figured out what happened: "That is to say, as long as it gets dark, you can exchange it?"

Cong Zhang nodded desperately: "Yes, I won't delay you."

The groom breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing that Li Wenbin was reasonable, Cong Zhang said again: "Mr. Li, can I trouble you with something?"

Thinking that the other party was a member of his wife's clan, Li Wenbin said gently, "Please tell me."

"Xiaosheng can't hold it any longer!" Cong Zhang said desperately, "You can accompany me to the latrine!"

"Miss Xiang doesn't allow me to touch her body, and I can't go to the bathroom in front of a girl's house. Anyway, you are all married, please Mr. Li to do it for you!"

Li Wenbin: "..."

Black Cat and Yan Shi said: "...

When Mr. Li returned to the room, the expression on his face was really gorgeous.

When he finally did a good job of mental preparation and got rid of his attention from the weird hut, Xiang Ning walked over with a blushing face.

Li Wenbin's nerves jumped, and his wife said—"Wenbin, I've actually endured it for a long time."

Yan Shiyu hiccupped and sighed, "This is the strangest wedding I've ever attended. Thanks to Mr. Li's good temper, I really don't know how it will end."

"I'm exhausted."

Ao Zheng pinched the young man's red cheeks with a smile, and said with a smile: "Thank you, Teacher Xiaoyan. Since they have successfully consummated their marriage, shouldn't we also rest?"

After all, the moonlight is just right, how can it live up to a good night.