The years when I was an interpreter for monsters

Xiao Hei deliberately waited until noon before going to Jinlong.

Last night when Zeno brought the two of them to Taoyuan Township, the black cat wanted to reminisce with the young man, but was kicked out by Ao Zheng saying "I want a bridal chamber".

How could an old friend's chatter be compared to a bridal chamber festive night, so the black cat thoughtfully rolled away first.

"Has the kid woke up? I haven't seen him for half a year. I really miss him a little bit." The black cat laid down on the chair carelessly, as if he was familiar with him at home.

However, after Jinlong bought this house, he basically arranged it, so he is naturally familiar with it.

Ao Zheng silently looked away, without responding.

The black cat's eyes widened instantly: "It's almost the end of the day, haven't you gotten up yet?"

"I woke up," Jin Long said weakly, "I just drank some water and fell asleep again."

"..." The black cat said "tsk tsk" twice, "Old dragon, seeing you are usually pure-hearted, with bushy eyebrows and big eyes, I didn't expect you to be so beastly!"

Jin Long looked away, and whispered as if defending: "I asked Shi Yu for his opinion, besides, he was very satisfied last night."

Xiao Hei: "..."

After Ao Zheng muttered, he felt how could he discuss the "joy in the boudoir" with outsiders, so he immediately changed the subject and said, "How are you and Ting Sheng?"

For a moment, Jin Long seemed to smell a strong lemon scent.

"When will he realize that I am a monster and not a cat?" The black cat sighed sadly, stretched out its hind legs, and licked its fur twice in a charming posture.

Ao Zheng: "..."

Originally, he still had a problem and wanted to discuss it with the black cat, but now, he always felt that it would be more reliable to change someone.

"By the way, old dragon, you said earlier that you wanted to ask me something. What is it?" The black cat put down its legs and returned to the farmer's posture, but brought up the topic instead.

Jin Long struggled for a while with the dilemma of "I don't really want to talk about it, but there is really no one else to consult at the moment", but I still asked.Just listen to the opinions of bystanders and refer to it.

"When we got married, Xuesheng gave us a congratulatory gift."

The black cat was surprised: "He gave you a gift? What did he give you?"

"Phonetic Stone."

"Ah?" The black cat looked confused, "Why do you give that thing away? Sing a song for your wedding night as bgm?"

Jinlong: "..."

"It's a conversation inside." Ao Zheng frowned, with a bit of distress on his face, "Shi Yu doesn't seem to have enough confidence in our relationship."

"what?"

"That's right, it seems that I'm worried that I don't like him anymore."

"Isn't this normal? People who are in love will inevitably worry about gains and losses." The black cat said, "Don't you know, old dragon?"

Jin Long shook his head: "Shi Yu likes me so much, why worry?"

"Old dragon," the black cat jumped onto the table, patted the golden dragon's shoulder with its paws, and said earnestly: "Throughout the ages, few lovers get married, and many have bitter couples. Do you guess why?"

Ao Zheng emphasized, "The kid likes me very, very much, and of course I like him too."

"...I got it, I got it." The black cat thought, why didn't he go back and lie on Zeno's lap and take a nice nap.

"Is my performance not obvious enough?" Ao Zheng sighed, "How can I make Shi Yu feel at ease?"

The black cat said casually indifferently: "Just make him feel at ease."

"Do?"

"Humans often say that men are lower-body animals? They also say that 'sex may have nothing to do with love, but love must have something to do with sex', isn't it all together," the black cat said cheaply, "If you love him, you will die him?"

Ao Zheng: "..."

"I'm hungry," the black cat jumped off the table, "Forget it, let's see the kids tomorrow."

Jinlong seemed to have never heard of it.

The black cat didn't care, and left the house familiarly.

Then, he didn't see Yan Shiyu for the next few days.

For a young man, his youthful vitality is normal...

An old virgin who has been around for thousands of years, it is understandable even if he is just starting out...

But anyway, isn't five days in the bedroom after getting married a little too much?

Yan Shiyu supported the furniture and slowly moved to the door, and finally saw the first ray of sunshine after coming to Taoyuan Township.

In fact, Ao Zheng cleaned it up for him afterward, and somehow he felt a warm feeling. It wasn't particularly painful, but just... tired.It's like being forced to run a marathon with heavy loads, the physical fatigue is relieved, but people are still too lazy to move.

"Ouch, who is this? Who did I see?" The black cat, who was about to climb into the house from the side wall, yelled loudly, "This is not Mr. Xiaoyan, who I haven't been able to visit several times, ah no, Mr. Long's Taoist?"

Yan Shiyu seemed to think of something, waved at the black cat, smiled innocently, and said enthusiastically, "Xiao Hei! Come here!"

The black cat immediately jumped into the yard and ran towards the young man happily.

He thought he would welcome the hug from his long-lost best friend, but he never expected that he would be picked up by the back of his neck.

"Meow?"

"I've been thinking about it for a long time..."

"Meow meow?"

"'If you love him, kill him', no matter how you look at it, it is not Long Jun's style, so, who told him?" The young man looked directly at the black cat.

"..." The black cat blinked its big eyes and said innocently, "Meow meow?"

Yan Shi said: "..."

"Forget it, it's just a matter of living too much." Yan Shiyu put down the black cat, "Did you really come to chat with me today?"

"It's a coincidence that you came out," the black cat said bluntly, "Phoenix is ​​looking for Laolong for something, I'll run an errand for Ting Sheng."

"what's up?"

"It seems that there is something wrong with Zhang Weiling, she can't move away, let the old dragon go and have a look."

Yan Shiyu asked, "How long will it take to come back?"

The black cat did the math: "If it's quick, it will take four or five days."

"Can you come back after a week?" The young man touched his waist and leaned over and whispered.

The black cat didn't answer, but looked behind the young man.

Yan Shiyu felt a "sudden" in his heart, and when he turned around, he saw the golden dragon holding the soup, with a slightly hurt expression, standing silently not far away.

"No, no, Lord Long, I didn't mean that." Yan Shiyu jumped up on the spot and ran to Jinlong, waving his hands hurriedly.

Ao Zheng didn't say a word, and looked down at the young man, "Then what do you mean" written all over his face in aggrieved way.

"Uh, that's..." Yan Shiyu gritted his teeth, "I'm still an ordinary person, I have to think about my kidney."

Compared with Long Jun's mood, his own face is nothing!

Jin Long seemed to accept this explanation, and said with a slightly red face, "Don't worry, I have a kung fu method to stimulate dual cultivation, so I won't...cough."

Yan Shiyu managed to squeeze out a smile: "Oh good, then, Lord Long should go and come back early."

Jin Long was finally satisfied, raised his hand and touched the young man's head: "Yes. Come, drink the porridge."

The black cat shivered for a while, its mouth opened wide and did not close for a long time.

He felt that it was not suitable to visit his old friends before he was a single cat.

When Jinlong left, the young man stood at the door until his Taoist companion was completely out of sight, then reluctantly returned to the room, and then... laughed out loud under the covers.

After laughing, Yan Shiyu immediately got up from the bed, changed his clothes, took the broken silver, and went out.Even if his Qinshi Mandarin is only at the kindergarten level.

Yan Shiyu went crazy outside for a few days, and even the children next door knew that there lived a rich man who could eat in this yard.

On this day, the young man who was full of wine and food returned to the house in the dark.Ao Zheng will be back tomorrow, he wants to cherish the lonely pillow and cold blanket tonight.

Yan Shiyu had a dream, dreaming that he was in class.There was a student who was very enthusiastic and kept raising his hands and calling "Mr. Xiaoyan".Just when he was about to ask the other party to get up to ask questions, a strong urge to urinate suddenly surged in his lower abdomen.

So, he started looking for toilets all over the world.

At this time, Yan Shiyu has realized that he is in a dream, and understands that if he finds the toilet in the dream and solves the problem in his bladder, something terrible will happen.So, he opened his eyes.

Then, the young man saw a disheveled head floating on top of his bed, opening and closing his mouth, faintly calling: "Teacher Xiaoyan."

Yan Shiyu almost peed out.

Fortunately, he reacted in time.Since the other party spoke Mandarin and also called himself "Mr. Xiaoyan", it was very likely that it was a monster that Jinlong brought to Taoyuan Township.

He endured the precarious bladder and said, "You, who are you? What can I do for you?"

The head replied: "Xiaosheng's surname is Cong, and his single name is Zhang Zi. He is one of the monsters brought here by Lord Long. If it is not really helpless, I don't want to disturb you."

"Um, I don't know what trouble Mr. Cong has encountered?"

"Xiaosheng is a descendant. At night, the head can leave the body and go out to look for food." Cong Zhang said, "Of course, we leave consciously most of the time, but there are also special circumstances."

"For example, when you are asleep, if you don't pay attention, your head will go out for a walk by itself."

Yan Shi said: "..."

Your brains are so headstrong.

After Congzhang moved to Taoyuan Township, he made several good friends.Yesterday was the birthday of one of the friends, and he was invited to attend.The atmosphere of the banquet was very good, he unconsciously drank more wine while talking and laughing, and was already drunk when he left.

"Xiaosheng's drinking capacity is actually not bad. Who knew that Taoyuan Township has such a strong aftertaste for alcohol, so he accidentally fell asleep in the woods on the way back." Cong Zhang said, "After waking up from the wine, Xiaosheng realized that his head had actually flown away. gone."

"Xiaosheng searched several times on the way back and forth, and Linzi also searched several times, but he just didn't see it. It's gone!" Cong Zhang cried, "Xiaosheng has such a big body, he, he just disappeared!"

Yan Shiyu comforted: "...Mr. Cong, don't worry."

"Although our heads can leave our bodies, there is a time limit. If we can't return to our bodies at the end of the hour, Xiaosheng will return to the west!"

"Uh...you really need to be in a hurry." Yan Shi said, "However, in this case, it would be faster to ask the officials in charge here for help."

Cong Zhang looked distressed, and mumbled: "Actually, Xiaosheng is still under observation. If I let them know that I didn't manage my head well, I might be kicked out."

After all, Luotoumin is also a monster with a history of cannibalism.

"Xiaosheng likes this place very much, Xiaosheng doesn't want to move away~"

Yan Shiyu said distressedly: "But Lord Long is not here now, although it means, uh, it is already today, and although he will come back today, I don't know if he can make it in time."

Cong Zhang raised his head in despair: "Is Xiaosheng doomed to die here?"

"..." Yan Shiyu sighed, "There is still time, let me think of a way."