The years when I was an interpreter for monsters

Yan Shiyu was in a daze, and felt that someone had helped him up.He vaguely heard "take the medicine", and then something was stuffed into his mouth.

It's cool, with a smell of mutton.

Yan Shiyu suddenly became clever, and quickly vomited out, shouting while vomiting: "Pan Jinlian, are you going to murder your husband?!"

"Oh, I'm starting to talk nonsense." The black cat squeezed the young man's cheeks and squeezed his mouth open, "Old dragon, you can't feed it like that."

As he spoke, Xiao Hei stretched out his hand and tore off a piece of meat, clamped it between his fingers, and stabbed it straight into the young man's throat.

Then Yan Shiyu woke up.

"Strange, isn't that how you humans give medicine to cats?" the black cat said awkwardly.

Yan Shiyu felt that he seemed to see an angel, no, it should be a bull-headed horse beckoning to him: "I have never raised a cat. But human beings are so stuffed, nine out of ten will vomit."

"Is there another one?" asked the black cat.

Yan Shiyu said expressionlessly, "I choked to death."

Black Cat: "..."

"Diarrhea is normal, it should be water, why do you let me eat meat, it's still raw." The young man didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Ao Zheng explained: "This can cure abdominal pain."

Yan Shiyu stared at the red, white and white pieces of meat in Jinlong's hand, feeling the unrelenting pain in his belly, wiped his face: "Give me another piece, and I can pretend that I am eating sashimi."

Jinlong handed it over.The young man closed his eyes, put the meat into his mouth, chewed it twice quickly with a death-defying face, and swallowed it forcefully.

"Well," Yan Shiyu covered his mouth and retched a few times, "Is there anything to eat or drink, whatever, let me suppress the taste in my mouth."

"My place is full of things from the demon world, he can't eat them." The black cat pulled out his Qiankun bag and shook his head, "Where is your old dragon, do you want me to help you find it?"

Jinlong held the meat in one hand and the young man's shoulder in the other, making it inconvenient to rummage through it.But in order to decorate the room, Ao Zheng had read all the things in the briefcase, remembering the door is clear, and there is no need to look through it again.

"Pick up words, turn your face around." Jin Long said suddenly.

Yan Shiyu didn't think much, and immediately turned to look at Ao Zheng.

The slightly cool lips were covered, and a familiar taste entered the mouth from the touch of the lips and tongue, covering up the smell of mutton in the mouth.

From meeting to leaving, in just a few seconds, a kiss without any lingering meaning made the young man lose his soul in an instant.Those feelings that were buried secretly, waiting to be cooled, burst out of the ground amidst the sound of the heartbeat that was about to explode out of the body.

Yan Shiyu covered his red face: he might like that dragon more than he imagined, that unique dragon.

"What's wrong? Is there any other discomfort?"

Ao Zheng's voice seemed to come from afar, getting closer and more real.

The young man let go of his hands, most of the blush on his face had faded, he stared at Jin Long's handsome face with bright eyes: "No, the stomach pain is gone."

Strong and gentle, good-looking and caring, who wouldn't like it?

"That's good." Ao Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, "Xiao Hei, we'd better go back soon, and Shi Yu needs to replenish some food and water."

Xiao Hei let out an "ow", turned into a big cat, and ran towards the tower with the two of them on his back.

As before, Jinlong wrapped his arms around Yan Shiyu, laying a barrier against the strong wind.

The front of his chest suddenly tightened, and Ao Zheng lowered his head.The young man in his arms closed his eyes as if he had fallen asleep, while his right hand was tightly grasping his clothes like a child, refusing to let go.

Ao Zheng raised his hand to make a tactic, and the whistling wind in his ears instantly fell silent.

Yan Shiyu's eyelids were lifted slightly, he glanced around secretly, and then closed again, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

That's okay, at least he still has time.Time to try and catch this dragon.

With Xiao Hei's desperate speed, they returned to the tower before sunset.The black cat was so tired that it couldn't lift its toes, and it collapsed on the ground without any scruples.

Yan Shiyu, who was lying on the bed, couldn't help poking the black cat, and said jokingly: "Xiao Hei, pay attention to your image, and be careful that your reputation will be ruined once."

"Image?" The black cat raised its foot and scratched its ear, "What right do you want to say about me?"

"..." Yan Shiyu said in embarrassment, "Didn't you say it's better not to mention it?"

The black cat turned over, lay on its side, looked at the young man and said, "Why don't you mention it to Old Long, maybe he has a solution."

"How can you tell Long Jun! Am I shameless?" Yan Shiyu said excitedly, and then realized that his voice was a little high, and immediately lowered his voice, "Besides, how can Gong know that the shou in Tanmei novels is not only diarrhea, Without toilet paper, you can only wipe your ass/butt with leaves!"

"This kind of flavorful chapter doesn't deserve to appear in a beautiful love story!"

The black cat was taken aback by the young man's ferocious appearance: "Although I don't understand it well, I just can't let the old dragon know that you are..."

"Well——" Yan Shiyu dragged out his voice, and before the end, his tone rose slightly, and he stared fiercely at the black cat.

"I see, don't worry, I will never talk too much." The black cat's eyes fell on the stairs.

Although he couldn't see his figure, Xiao Hei remembered very clearly that Jin Long was already standing there when Yan Shiyu said the phrase "How can I talk to Lord Long".Probably because he was concerned about the face of the young man, he didn't come up immediately.

"Then why don't you care if I know?" the black cat said intentionally, "Could it be that Teacher Xiaoyan likes me more than Laolong?"

"Whether it's Xiao Hei or Long Jun, I like it very much." Yan Shiyu said seriously, "But the ones I like are slightly different."

The black cat guessed: "Could it be because we get along more like friends, while the old dragon is..."

Yan Shiyu's heart skipped a beat: Could it be that Xiao Hei is actually very perceptive?

"Elder?" Black Cat said, "It's inevitable that you will care about your own image in front of adults."

Fortunately, he is still a fool.The young man secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although he had eaten the bear's heart and leopard's guts and thought about Jinlong, there was no rush for this matter.After all, he just got rejected, if he stalks and presses her every step of the way, he will definitely be hated.

Therefore, at this time, it is necessary to save the country with a curve, and draw it slowly.

Maybe.

perhaps.

…………

Yan Shiyu hammered the ground: If he knew today, he should play more BL games and learn how to attack men.

Seeing that their conversation was over, Ao Zheng deliberately stepped up and stepped forward.

Yan Shiyu quickly sat upright: "Mr. Long."

Jinlong's footsteps stopped.

In the past, he liked to hear young people address him like this, and he liked the polite and friendly appearance of the other party.But today I don't know why, but I feel a little uncomfortable.

Of course, Lord Jinlong won't show it.

He handed over the soup bowl in his hand and said, "Eat something before resting."

"Well, thank you, Lord Long." The young man squinted and smiled, showing his cute little canine teeth.

Ao Zheng immediately felt happy.

After taking a mouthful of hot soup, Yan Shiyu finally felt his stomach regain consciousness, he stretched out his foot and kicked the black cat next to him, moved the bowl forward in his hand, and asked, "Do you want some, Xiao Hei? "

The black cat was not too polite, just licked it twice, smacked its lips and said, "Old Dragon, did you cook the rest of the meat too?"

"En." Jin Long replied casually, but his eyes fell on the young man who didn't care about sharing a bowl with the black cat.

He seemed to understand why he was unhappy.

The kid seems to have a closer relationship with the black cat, but when facing himself, he always takes a little care.

Is it because your role is that of an elder?Ao Zheng involuntarily touched the skirt of the shirt that was grabbed by the young man just now.

"Meat? Is it the meat I ate just now?" Yan Shiyu took a few sips, saw the piece of meat at the bottom of the bowl, and asked curiously, "What kind of meat is this? This is the first time I've heard that raw animal meat can be eaten raw." Cure abdominal pain."

"It's Xiao's meat." Ao Zheng replied.

"Xiao?" Yan Shiyu took a bite.The taste of the cooked meat is not bad, it is quite tender, he wondered: "Is there such an animal?"

The black cat replied, "It's a monster with a dog's tail, four wings and one eye."

"Monster, monster?!" Yan Shiyu's eyes widened in horror, half of the meat was chewed in his mouth, and he neither ate nor vomited.

"Don't worry about it," Jin Long said, "Mankind used to eat it a long time ago."

"Then, Dragon Lord, did you kill...kill...it?"

Ao Zheng smiled: "Just ask him for a piece of meat, it will grow back soon."

Yan Shiyu murmured: "I never expected that the monster didn't eat me. I'll eat monster meat first."

"However, don't eat it too often. The evil spirit is not a good thing for human beings." Jin Long said, and couldn't help but raise his hand to pinch the young man's bulging cheeks stuffed with food.

The young man's eyes widened immediately, and he looked like a frightened hamster in a daze.

Ao Zheng suddenly found that he liked this kind of intimate action very much.Perhaps he also prefers the status of a friend to an elder.

Don't human beings often say that parents are the best teachers for their children, and they should also be their best friends.

Then try to solve the problem that young people care too much about their image.

Yan Shiyu finally swallowed the meat.Anyway, I ate all the raw ground, so I didn't miss these two cooked ones.

He drank the soup in the bowl.

Then I heard Jin Long say: "Shiyu, what do you mean by Tanmei and Gongshou just now?"

Yan Shi said: "???"

Yan Shi said: "!!!"

"Also," in fact, this is what Ao Zheng wanted to say, "I can ask Mr. Zhe for help with the toilet paper. It's not too difficult to make Caihou paper, but it's a bit more troublesome."

The last sip of soup in the young man's mouth was still sprayed out.