The years when I was an interpreter for monsters

In order to check the little sea monster's study results, Yan Shiyu promised them to come to the beach once a week.Before leaving, Xiao Yushen mysteriously called him aside.

"Is there a problem?"

Probably because the atmosphere was too much like a spy movie, Yan Shiyu couldn't help lowering his voice.

Xiaoyu also bit his ear and asked, "Can you act?"

Yan Shi said, "My former professional teacher was not an actor."

Xiaoyu patted the young man on the shoulder solemnly: "Let's spend more time studying."

"What?"

Xiaoyu didn't explain, but after a month, Yan Shiyu understood.

It is impossible for a stone to turn into a bodhi if you make flowers out of it, so from the beginning, Xiaoyu never expected the little siren to succeed.

In fact, in this world, the siren's singing skills are obviously weak.Because the only one who will be affected is Yan Shiyu who is a human being, it doesn't matter whether he sings well or not.

After all, Jinlong and the others won't let the youth have an accident, at least they won't fall into the hands of a siren.

A month later, the "Enchanted" performance was highly praised by Xiaoyu and Black Cat, which made Yan Shiyu almost shaken and considered entering the entertainment industry.

Of course, this is a story.

Now, Teacher Xiaoyan is lying on the back of the black cat, clutching his stomach in pain.The colic in his abdomen made the young man break out in a cold sweat, he was almost speechless, he could only look at the golden dragon beggingly.

"How did this happen? Was it poisoned? When exactly? Who did it?" Xiao Hei scratched the ground anxiously with his front paws, "Ah, ah, human beings are troublesome, one or two, why are they so fragile! "

"Old dragon, he won't die, will he?"

Ao Zheng frowned, his expression was calm, he stood up and said, "Help me take care of him, I'll go back as soon as I go."

The paws of the black cat pawing the ground froze, and it looked in the direction where the golden dragon left in surprise: the old dragon actually forgot to use the self-proclaimed name that he would not change after killing him, and deliberately showed his identity.

While the black cat was in a daze, the young man lying on the ground struggled to get up.

"Are you okay? Don't force it." The black cat said worriedly, "Let's lie down and rest."

"No." Yan Shiyu's face was grim, and he suddenly ran into the woods.

The black cat was shocked.

The behavior of the young man was so weird, he subconsciously thought that he might have been under some kind of witchcraft, and immediately chased after him.

"Pick up words!"

However, after a sound came, the black cat was so flustered that the steps of its hands and feet stopped suddenly, and it quickly retreated to the place just now, clutching its nose.

"So, you just have a stomachache, not poisoning..."

"Tummy trouble is scary too!" A young man's painful voice came from the woods: "I don't question why girls show dysmenorrhea so exaggeratedly anymore. If the pain is so painful, they should take two days off every month."

Although he couldn't understand what Yan Shiyu was saying, the black cat still understood one thing - the kid should be in pain right now.

"Can I do something?"

After a while of silence in the woods, I heard Yan Shi say, "Can you find some big leaves for me?"

After a while, the young man added: "It's best to wash it with water before giving it to me."

"What do you want the leaves for?" the black cat wondered, and quickly said as if thinking of something, "ah, can the leaves cure diarrhea? The big leaves are too general, do they have a specific shape? If you know, Just let the old dragon get it just now."

Yan Shi said: "..."

"There are pine trees all around me, do you want me to wipe my ass/ass with pine needles!" The young man completely abandoned his face and shouted loudly.

Black Cat: "..."

Black cat: "Oh, wait a moment."

Yan Shiyu walked out slowly with the support of the tree, and looked at the black cat for a long time, the atmosphere was a little awkward.

"It's probably because I ate too much seafood, and my stomach can't stand it." The young man cheekily broke the silence.

"Ah..." the black cat cooperated, "Well, be careful next time, after all, humans are too useless."

It's because you are too strong.Yan Shiyu slandered.

Then, he rushed into the woods again.

How could such a thing like diarrhea stop once and for all?

"Are... are you okay?" The black cat supported the young man who had almost fallen to the ground, and became worried again. "

"I need to replenish water, physiological saline is the best." Yan Shiyu's legs were weak, his eyes were dark, and he could almost tell that he was a little dehydrated.

The young man was a little distressed: "This poor place, where can I find montmorillonite powder?"

If he doesn't stop having diarrhea, he may become the No. 1 who has diarrhea and dies.

He was not eaten by monsters, but died because of his greedy mouth. It was really like the end of a ridiculous satirical novel.

"Xiao Hei," Yan Shiyu said in a daze, "I can't think of something to say in my last words, after all, there is no important inheritance to distribute..."

The black cat immediately interrupted him: "Bah, bah, childish talk, let the strong wind blow away!"

"..." Even though he was dizzy, the young man couldn't help but complain slowly, "Are you still interested in this? I'm not a little..."

Yan Shiyu thought of what Jinlong and Xiaohe called him, and silently swallowed the second half of the sentence.

"Who wants to do this, I learned it from you anthropologists." Xiao Hei retorted.

As he talked, he found that the young man's condition was really not very good.The reaction was obviously much slower, and the person was also in a daze, and his half-opened eyes were slowly closed.

"Hey, wake up! Yan Shiyu! Don't sleep! Open your eyes!"

The scene in front of him overlapped with the long-term memory, and the black cat turned into a human form in a hurry, hugging the young man's shoulder and shaking desperately.

Yan Shiyu resisted the urge to vomit, raised his hand with the last of his strength, and pressed the black cat's head: "Don't shake it, I refuse to act in Aunt Yaoyao's play."

Seeing that the young man was still interested in joking, the black cat's heart sank a little, and he couldn't help but slumped on the ground, and even expressed his emotions without any concealment: "You really scared me."

Yan Shiyu was also a little afraid of falling asleep, so he picked up a topic at random, trying to cheer himself up by chatting.

"Xiao Hei, you said that you used to be a cat raised by humans. What kind of person is your master?"

"He, he is just a fool." Xiao Hei sighed, "His name is Ting Sheng, he is a prince."

The unfavorable kind.

When Xiao Hei and his companions were sacrificed to the palace, they were the thinnest of all the cats. No one wanted to take them, so Ting Sheng carried them back.

One person and one cat live together in the palace.

Ting Sheng has no intention of being on the throne, he never had extravagant hopes, he only hoped that when he became an adult, he would be granted a piece of land and live in peace and stability.However, because of his mother's identity, he was forced to be involved in the fight after all.

Later, in order to bring down the declining prince, Ting Sheng's brother trapped him in the house, pretended to burn him to death, and left evidence pointing to the prince.

In that fire, the boy who was awakened by the smoke forced a small hole in the window with both hands, and threw the black cat out.

"You humans are no worse than monsters when you become ruthless." The black cat looked gloomy. "Sometimes I really don't understand why the old dragon still likes humans. He has read the scripts of brothers killing each other and relatives killing each other countless times."

"Every war, every dynasty change, every hell on earth, all blood karma is borne by his 'dragon vein'."

"We all understand what Tiandao has in mind. He just wants to find a high-sounding reason to deprive the old dragon of the right to become a god. But in the end, Tiandao just gave a piece of iron, and it is still human beings who sharpen the iron into a knife."

Because of his weak body, Yan Shiyu's thoughts moved very slowly, and he didn't digest the inexplicable things that the black cat said for a while, but he only understood them sporadically.

He barely grasped a question: "If Ting Sheng saved you, why did Xiao Hei die?"

The black cat said calmly: "Because I jumped back from that hole again."

Resentment turned it into a ghost, and the black cat behind him kept taking revenge on those who killed Ting Sheng.Because he was stained with too much blood, he gradually lost his mind and began to attack everyone who approached the palace.

Then the golden dragon was alarmed.

"Then Xiao Hei, didn't you also die for human beings?" Yan Shiyu closed his eyes and murmured, "Maybe apart from wicked people, Lord Long has also met human beings who are as warm as Ting Sheng."

A slender figure was projected onto them, and the man against the light squatted down, gently stroking the young man's face: "I'm back."