Zombie "Salvation" Diary

From then on, Shen Yaowen didn't get dirty very much. On the contrary, in order to please me, he became more serious and gradually got used to cleanliness.

Fate is really ironic, but now I don't care if some of these are not.

Shen Yaowen insisted on getting up and tidying up the bed sheets, I immediately grimaced.Doesn't this torture me? Let alone folding bed sheets in 60 years, I haven't even seen a few bed sheets.I can only toss slowly, pat the quilt, pretend, and sigh.

He rubbed his chin, touched the stubble of his hand, frowned suddenly, and went back to groom.

As soon as he left, I lay down again. When he re-entered, he was speechless. He must have found that it was too difficult for me to clean up. He simply called the nanny and told me that I was half asleep and went downstairs.

When he opened the refrigerator, he frowned and looked at me: "What have you eaten these days?"

I thought he was worrying about the cost of my meals again, so I yawned slowly to comfort him and said, "You saw it too, I didn't eat your food." I wondered why Shen Yaowen became so fussy.

Shen Yaowen: "..." He was so angry: "You haven't eaten for a few days? Are you like this? Do you think you are practicing immortals?"

I look at the refrigerator.Except vegetables are vegetables, there is not even a piece of meat, it hurts my eyes.

I sighed, and decided to be straightforward: "You have no meat in it, I can't eat it."

He said with a hey: "You are a big name, don't you want to have fun?"

I also nodded seriously: "Forget it."

"...You are such an uncle." He looked at me with an expression of "you are not imprisoned here, but rather like I invite you to stay here".

Shen Yaowen not only wanted me to eat the vegetables in it, but also wanted me to cook it.

I didn't care, I just rolled up my sleeves and went into battle, and I had to bow my head under the eaves.The result—well, fortunately as far as I know, Shen Yaowen's villa has bought a high amount of insurance, so it won't be a pity if the row of burnt high-end countertops in the kitchen is destroyed.

Yes, the kitchen burned, and I burned a finger along the way.

At that time, Shen Yaowen insisted on going his own way. I held a shovel in one hand and a pot in the other. I saw that I didn’t touch the spring water with both hands before the doomsday. I had never seen an induction cooker before. "I need your phone."

"Just right." He took the box on the coffee table and threw it in front of me: "This is for you."

I took it over and opened it. It was a new mobile phone. The model looked familiar. Ah, I remembered. This is the mobile phone I have been using for four years since my sophomore year in high school.

Seeing my silence, he raised his brows: "Why, do you dislike the model being too old? Maybe you think I'm rich, so you just want the best model."

I shook my head, put the phone away, and clicked back and forth on it not very proficiently.How does the phone work?

He was speechless: "Could it be that you don't even know how to use a mobile phone?"

I thought about it, shook my head, and nodded again.

He couldn't stand it anymore, he directly pulled me to the seat, took my arm, put the mobile phone in front of him, and showed me by scratching on it: "This way, this way, understand."

I moved back and forth stiffly, unable to find what I wanted.

His eyes were tight, and with a smile, he simply pushed away my obstructing fingers: "Why are you so stupid, what do you want to do, I will teach you."

I said lightly: "I want to open the browser to check something."

He was surprised: "You don't even know how to use a mobile phone, but you actually know a browser? Okay, what do you say?"

"How can I turn on the induction cooker."

Chen Yaowen: "..."

Not satisfied?Then I'll change it. "The correct way to use the induction cooker."

"..."

"Why don't you look up the 'Guide to Not Exploding Induction Cooker'?"

He was furious: "...you are asked to cook, not to do explosion experiments!"

In the end, he didn't let me cook difficult dishes, and he didn't need to use the induction cooker. He asked me to steam the quick-frozen buns in the refrigerator in the microwave.

Then, as the forecast said, the microwave miraculously produced smoke, so I quickly opened the door and went in to get it.

Shen Yaowen couldn't stop it when he saw it. I had already stretched it in. I felt the pain, so I stretched it out. My fingers were white and blistered.

Shen Yaowen snatched my finger, touched the wound nervously, and scolded without saying a word: "Are you out of your mind? You can't even use a microwave oven? It's fine if you don't know how to use it. Why do you stick your finger in it? It’s too hot to be reconciled, right?”

I'm a little innocent, I thought it would be good to just put the food in, but I didn't know that this microwave oven is so delicate, it will smoke when there is a disagreement.

I just said lightly: "It's okay, I'll get better soon." My function is different from that of a zombie except that my consciousness is different, and I also have a strong healing ability, so it's okay if I get burnt.

Shen Yaowen was very annoyed by my words: "Soon? How fast? I didn't let you stay here just to make you hurt me by acting with this face! You know how much I am like you..." Speaking of this, he Stuck, and stared at me viciously: "It's nothing, why do you look so long!"

I'm speechless, I'm like myself, it's normal...

Thinking of a possibility, I had to be suspicious: "Zhao Jianya provoked you. You want him to cook for you to make amends. You dare not, want me to replace him?"

He was dazed, his face gradually turned red from embarrassment, he coughed twice and said in a cold voice, "No!"

The system saw it, hehe pointedly said: [Looks like half of the truth. 】

I'm curious: [The other half? 】

The system's tone was speechless: [He wanted the current Zhao Jianya to cook for him, and he was simulating the player's game. 】

【Oh, I get it. 'I' recently puberty, he wants to simulate being my brother being served by me, right? 】I can understand that "I" can often get angry with him, but because of his poor health, he can only bear it, and he has indeed accumulated a lot of resentment.

The system couldn't take it anymore: [... Don't you think it's because he likes you? 】

I am a little serious: [Why do you always misunderstand our friendship. 】

【You just don’t want to admit it. Think about it for yourself. The room on the third floor is where his most important person lives. No one else can enter. It’s your room. Tell me, who is his most important person. 】

I was immediately speechless.

Instead of forcing me, the system said: [Don't you think there was something wrong with the room yesterday? 】

I thought about it: [What's wrong? 】

【Taste, don’t you think it’s the same as where you used to be? 】

I said lightly: [You mean, it is the same as the smell of blood everywhere in the last days, right? 】I probably discovered it yesterday. My nose is probably not flexible enough to smell anything, but the smell of blood is especially accurate.

The system laughed. [I thought you only had a stinky body in the last days, but I didn't expect that the dog nose you raised is quite good. 】

【…】I really hope his company has a complaint link.

Looking at the furious Shen Yaowen, I couldn't help laughing.

After all, no matter how mature he is, he is still a child.

"What are you laughing at! What's so funny!?" Shen Yao said politely.