After finishing this order, I will go back to my hometown and get married.

When the stench of the old sow was handed over to Xu Lin, he no longer knew what expression to make in response.

Forget it, I have to finish filming the variety show I chose.

Leading the old sow home, for the first half of the time, the pig was quite obedient, sticking out its big belly, shaking its hips, and followed Xu Lin step by step.

But just halfway through, the pig suddenly became lazy, lying in the mud puddle by the side of the road and arching back and forth, unwilling to move forward for half a step.

Seeing Xu Linsheng's stiff expression, the photography team suppressed a smile, and then fixed the camera on Xu Linsheng's loveless face.

When the audience saw this scene, they immediately burst out laughing, saying that they had new material for their expressions. Immediately afterwards, Xu Lin joined Panda Head's big family unexpectedly.

It's really too miserable for the dignified actor to be mixed up to this point.

……

The pig was still digging through the mud in the pit, but Xu Lin could no longer sit still, so he squeezed his hand holding the rope, and with the sow's wail that pierced the sky, Xu Lin dragged it out of the pit.

Seeing this scene, the photographer's jaw almost dropped in shock. For such a fat old sow, even four or five big men struggled to lift it up, but Xu Lin dragged it abruptly with his own strength. It was several meters away.

This arm strength is too amazing.

Even though her IQ was not high, after being subjected to such heinous torture, in order to save the fetus in her womb, the old sow stood up with tears in her eyes, and immediately followed Xu Lin obediently, and never acted like a demon again.

After going back, he tied the sow under the big tree in the yard. The first thing Xu Lin did was to take a shower in the bathroom.

During this period, Wen Ge carried several buckets of water to clean the sows. The yard was in a mess, and Wen Ge's body was also in a mess. Only the old sow was lying comfortably under the tree feeling the refreshment she had not seen for a long time. , flicked his tail.

There is no pigsty in this residential building, and it is even more impossible for the program team to build a pigsty for them with good intentions. The old sow didn't feel wronged by sitting on the open air, and slept comfortably under the tree blowing the cool afternoon breeze.

After Xu Lin came out of the bathroom, Wen Ge hurriedly rushed in to take a shower. His body was covered in mud from the sow, and there was an unpleasant stench. He had already reached the limit of Wen Ge's patience.

Even though it was washed clean, Wen Ge always thought that he still had an indescribable stench on his body, so he came out slowly after staying in the bathroom for a long time.

As soon as he stepped into the yard, he saw Xu Lin mixing a large pot of fodder and feeding the old sow.

Wen Ge hesitated for a moment, then asked suspiciously, "This is... the pig feed provided by the program crew?"

"No, I picked it myself."

Putting the big pot in front of the old sow, the sow who smelled the hay groaned and put her face into the pot, and immediately started to gobble it up.

"There are a lot of wild vegetables and weeds on the back hill here, which can be used as pig feed."

Wen Ge was dumbfounded, he had grown up in the city since he was a child, and had never understood these things at all.

Even though he was mentally prepared for Xu Lin's omnipotence, Wen Ge couldn't help being astonished seeing him so proficient in raising pigs.

……

Be silly, he really knows how to raise pigs!

Not at all the rush that the audience expected, Xu Lin gently touched the old sow's head which had been cleaned, and then stood up and walked towards Wen Ge.

"It seems to be lunch time, are you hungry?"

Touching his empty stomach, Wen Ge nodded.

Bathing the old sow exhausted him so much that now, Wen Ge urgently needs to eat something to replenish his strength.

At this moment, the camera crew finally spoke out.

"Well, Mr. Xu, there is no food in the room. Finding a way to get the ingredients is also a big challenge in our variety show. Of course, if you want to go to the farmer's house for a meal, as long as you can do it, our program group is It will never be stopped."

After the words fell, Xu Lin looked over with dead eyes, and opened his mouth to confirm again.

"Are you sure this is really a simulated marriage and love variety show?"

"Yes!"

After receiving the gloating answer from the program group, Xu Lin looked away speechlessly.

Now thinking about the behavior of the program group to collect their personal belongings at the beginning, I feel that the other party is more and more destructive.

Xu Lin sighed, then gently touched Wen Ge's face.

"I'm going to find some ingredients, you wait for me here for a while."

Knowing that his small body can't help much, Wen Ge nodded obediently.

This was supposed to be a very warm scene, but when the show was broadcast, the audience's attention was all lost.

"Touch your pig's head!"

"Xu Lin: Look at the expression on my petting you, doesn't it look like I'm petting an old sow!"

"I'm dying of laughter, the actor's brother had the same expression when he touched the old sow earlier!"

"Hey, no wonder I always feel that the actor's brother has feelings for me. It turns out that he looks at people with the same expression! I=Old sow=Wen Ge, I am also my brother's wife after rounding it up!"

Unaware that he had equated with the old sow, Wen Ge stood in place and watched Xu Lin leave before turning around and entering the house.

Not wanting to disturb the nearby farmers, Xu Lin headed towards the back mountain where he had been hunting pigweed again.

He quickly picked some fungi and wild vegetables, and wrapped them in the shirt he took off. He originally wanted to hunt some wild birds, but he found unhatched eggs on the nearby trees, so he gave up.

Just as he turned around and was about to go down the mountain with the fungus in his arms, his expression suddenly turned serious and he yelled at the photographer.

"do not move!"

The photographer paused, completely unaware of how he had offended the movie star, and when his body was stiffening, Xu Lin had already put down the fungus, picked up a thick branch, and trotted to his side.

A stick hit the photographer's feet, and everyone's eyes followed it, only to realize that at some point, a colorful snake had already swam to the photographer's feet, spitting snake letters, and was about to Attack.

The moment it bounced up and bit the photographer's leg, Xu Lin hit him on the head with a stick, pinning it firmly to the ground.

This kind of venomous snake is very common in the south, and they usually don't take the initiative to attack humans, so Xu Lin told the photographer not to move around.

However, what he didn't expect was that the snake was still frightened and made an attacking gesture, and Xu Lin finally killed it.

Even after crushing its head, Xu Lin didn't dare to let go of the stick pressing on its head until its distorted body stopped responding, and then the crisis was declared over.

This kind of snake is very poisonous, if it is bitten, if it is not sent to the doctor in time, it is very likely that the photographer's life will be explained here immediately.

Suddenly, cold sweat broke out, the photographer couldn't help thanking Xu Lin, but saw the other party wave his hand, and immediately stood still in front of the camera, and said with a serious expression: "This kind of snake usually doesn't take the initiative to attack people. But if a snake wants to attack you, don't grab it with your hands foolishly, you will be bitten, do you hear me?"

He was serious about popularizing science, but what responded to him when it was broadcast was the neat barrage of fans.

"Come and read with me, if you catch a snake, the snake will bite you!"

"Come and read with me, if you catch a snake, the snake will bite you!"

……

"Come and read with me, pigs will be patted on the head if they are raised!"

"Stop talking, you're not as good as an old sow!"

"At this point, even if the actor brother does something unexpected again, I won't be surprised anymore. I'm numb, did you hear me! I'm numb!"

Even Xu Lin himself didn't know how he got farther and farther towards the comedian's route.

However, these are just stories.

……

Just some fungus is not enough for dinner for two grown men.

He had no choice but to change direction and head towards the river around the village.

Not only Xu Lin, but also Li Ming's group were making up their minds about the fish in the river.

It's just that Li Ming, who has no experience in fishing, even after fighting for a long time, except for being thrown into the water, he has nothing to gain at all.

And the internet celebrity lady who was in his group couldn't do anything except stand on the shore and worry.

After all, if she goes into the water, let alone whether she can catch fish, if the makeup is too much, the loss outweighs the gain.

Seeing Xu Lin approaching, Li Ming immediately greeted him politely.

"Mr. Xu, are you also here to catch fish?"

Xu Lin nodded coldly, and immediately went down the river with a sharpened branch.

Li Ming tried this method before, but it didn't work at all. Looking at Xu Lin's behavior, he couldn't help but remind him: "Mr. Xu, those fish are very cunning and useless."

As a result, as soon as the words fell, Xu Lin quickly plunged towards the fish in the river, accompanied by a flutter, bloody flowers bloomed, and a fat half-dead fish was thrust up by Xu Lin just like that.

Li Ming: ...Sorry, I didn't speak.

When this archer can do all kinds of tricks, he should know that the opponent's showmanship must be one after another.

Obviously, Li Ming already understood that what he just did was superfluous.

As fat fish were thrown onto the river bank by Xu Lin, Li Ming's eyes became more and more deadly, and his temporary girlfriend Xiaowanghong finally found a chance to get close to the actor.

"Teacher Xu, you are really amazing!" Smiling, she went to join Xu Lin who had just landed, knowing that the person next to her was a crook, and the little internet celebrity didn't have any intention of being close to the gold master, but just kept showing weakness , implying that Xu Lin could give them some ingredients.

"I'm so envious of Teacher Xu. Li Ming and I don't have such good luck. It looks like we're going to be hungry tonight."

Unexpectedly, Xu Lin just glanced at her with a half-smile.

"Not luck."

After leaving such a sentence, Xu Lin asked the photography team to help him bring these fish back without even looking at Xiaowanghong again. ...

It wasn't too late, Xu Lin took a few fish and went to a nearby farm to exchange some rice, and then returned to his and Wen Ge's temporary residence with big bags and small bags.

With a fishy smell all over his body, Xu Lin had to take a bath again, and Wen Ge could only be given the task of cooking.

Simply put, the program group wasn't so black-hearted that they even took away the seasoning, and the meal was cooked perfectly for this period.

As the night darkened, the photographer left a miniature camera in the living room and left quietly, finally leaving a sticky time for the young couple.

As soon as she entered the bedroom and just closed the door, Wen Ge couldn't wait to throw herself into Xu Lin's arms and asked for a kiss.

This is the case when you love someone, you can't help but yearn for his skin, his temperature.

Wen Ge has a thin skin, and when there are outsiders around, he can't do anything out of the ordinary. When the two of them are alone, they can only hungrily get back the lingering love that they missed today, thousands of times and ten thousand times.

When being pressed on the bed by Wen Ge, Xu Lin finally couldn't help calling out, tightly imprisoned him in his arms, pressed Wen Ge's troublesome hand, his hoarse voice rang out with slight panting .

"All right."

Wen Ge felt the intense heartbeat in his chest, and kissed his Adam's apple again, and when he spoke again, his voice was full of desire-desire and dissatisfaction.

"No, I don't think it's enough. I only kissed you three times today, which is too little."

The bodies of the two were so close together that they were already tightly bound.

Even so, Wen Ge still felt empty in his heart, and yearned for his kiss even more.

Breaking away from Xu Lin's hand, Wen Ge held his cheeks, a series of wet kisses spread down from between the brows.

"Kiss me again, okay?"

As long as Xu Lin didn't sacrifice his body, he would generally not refuse Wen Ge's request.

Turning over and pressing the person down, kissing from the corner of the lips to the root of the ear, Xu Lin stopped when Wen Ge's suppressed panting sounded.

Raising her head to meet Xu Lin's lips, Wen Ge's eyes were dimly fascinated, and the corners of her eyes and brows were full of charm.

The scorching breath sprayed on the other party's face, and the hoarse voice was mixed with lust.

"I want you."

However, Xu Lin could not satisfy his request after all.

If that step is really achieved, he will never turn back.

On the day when the task was successfully completed, how could Xu Lin leave without hesitation?

Although I know that I have fallen in love with the person in front of me, I can no longer deceive myself and say that I am a straight man.

But even so, Xu Lin never planned to stop going home for Wen Ge.

He stared fixedly at Wen Ge for a long while, as if he wanted to engrave his emotional appearance in his heart. After a long time, he suddenly rolled over and lay down side by side with Wen Ge.

If he just did it with Wen Ge like this, he really wouldn't be able to leave heartlessly.

But such truth obviously cannot be told to the people around him.

Xu Lin turned sideways to hold him in his arms, and gently kissed the corner of his eyes.

"It's someone else's house and it's not nice to do something like that."

Wen Ge did not doubt that he was there, and buried her head in his chest depressedly.

"So when are you going to do it with me?"

It can be heard that he has no intention of giving up this topic at all, Xu Lin said dumbfoundedly: "I suspect that you are just greedy for my body."

"What's the use of being greedy, you won't give it to me, so when are you going to do it with me!"

As if to vent her anger, she bit his chest lightly. When Wen Ge's lips brushed against a certain sensitive part of his body, Xu Lin's body trembled, and his eyes suddenly darkened.