After finishing this order, I will go back to my hometown and get married.

Although Xu Lin's kiss almost made his legs go limp, Wen Ge still pushed him away very reservedly.

Although he looked like a hungry wolf in private, once outsiders were around, Wen Ge returned to his blush-loving cowardly look.

"Stop making trouble, the photography team is outside the door."

One sentence made Xu Lin wake up most of the time. He sat up, and as the quilt slipped off his body, revealing most of his thin chest, Xu Lin sleepily looked at the photography team at the door.

"Sorry, I want to get dressed, can I bother you to avoid it for a while?"

The photographer immediately gave him an ok gesture, and then happily went downstairs, and began to pat Xu Lin's house.

When this episode was broadcast, some people wailed and were fed with dog food, while others licked Xu Lin's chest muscles frantically across the screen.

Unexpectedly, the actor looks thin and weak, his figure is really expected!Those pectoral muscles must feel very comfortable to the touch. Director Wen Ge is really ~ blessed ~!

Because he just woke up, Xu Lin was still a little dazed, he hugged Wen Ge and rubbed against his chest, and complained a few words in a low voice.

"I'm a bit regretful. It's better to stay at home with the two of you."

Wen Ge rubbed the top of his hair dumbfounded.

"Everyone has already come, so we can't be kicked out. What's more, we have signed a contract with the crew."

……

Hearing this, Xu Lin reluctantly let go of Wen Ge and got up, put on his clothes fumbling, and then walked towards the bathroom.

After he cleaned himself up, what appeared in front of the camera crew was that Actor brother who was so mean and sassy again.

The first task card was handed to the two of them in this way, and the program team asked them to pack their bags and meet other groups of guests.

Sitting in the car of the program team, he drove all the way towards the countryside, passed by a lot of lush scenery, and then arrived at the shooting location.

As soon as he got out of the car, the host of the program group greeted him.

"Mr. Xu, Mr. Wen, welcome!" The host, whose surname is Jin, is also a newcomer who has no familiarity, and enthusiastically led Xu Lin and the others into the waiting room.

The other groups of newcomers, who were still chatting enthusiastically, fell silent when they saw Xu Lin coming in.

They are either newcomers who have just debuted, or Internet celebrities and amateurs who intend to enter the entertainment industry. In front of Xu Lin, the real actor, they seem very embarrassed.

One by one stood up obediently and said hello to the two of them, bowing in unison, which made Xu Lin laugh out loud.

"Those who don't know may think that I am a judge on which talent show. Don't be so nervous, I won't eat people."

After some joking, the tense atmosphere in the air dissipated a lot, and these young people relaxed.

The show "You and Me" is a variety show that simulates marriage and love images. The first task of the show is to draw lots to determine the pairing, but because Xu Lin brought his own "beautiful wife", he regretfully did not participate in this part.

After being divided into groups, they ushered in the first difficulty.

"Next, everyone will live in this mountain village for a long time. The program team has prepared five houses for everyone, but only the guests who have won the highest points in the mini-game will have the highest right to choose. So everyone, please follow me outside now. !"

Outside the lounge is a very wide field with five archery targets standing in it.

The competition in this part of the game is archery. The men and women of each group are discussing who will go first. Xu Lin and Wen Ge, the only male and female couple standing aside, are particularly conspicuous.

"I don't know how to shoot arrows." Wen Ge said hesitantly.

"It's okay, I will, don't worry, you can just cum anywhere."

Being comforted by him like this, Wen Ge really wanted to throw himself into his arms to get bored, but because there were too many people here, he had no choice but to give up.

Sensing his movement, Xu Lin hugged him tightly with a smile.

"Just do what you want, and don't care about other people."

Wen Yan looked around, Wen Ge quickly kissed the corner of his lips, and then withdrew from his embrace.

As everyone knows, all of this was captured by the camera. On the day of the broadcast, it caused fans to cry again. The young director's ears were red after stealing the kiss. Everyone was so cute that many passers-by fans ran to the scene. Wen Ge's Weibo posted messages one after another.

"Let go of that movie king, come at me!"

"It looks like it's not human, but it turns out that it's so easy to be shy! Could it be that this is the legendary contrast!"

"Before the show aired, I was jealous of Wen Ge. After the show aired, I started to be jealous of the actor's brother. What kind of fairy wife is this? I love her. Kiss me! This shy look I can... (The following words It’s too yellow-violent, so I’ll omit it.)”

……

Most people seldom go to practice archery when they have nothing to do. This part made many people feel difficult, but one of the artists named Li Ming is a rookie idol from a boy group. He used to be a member of the archery club.

Therefore, when he first saw this link, his eyes lit up, and after discussing with his temporary girlfriend, he took the lead on the stage.

There were ten arrows in total, and each of his arrows landed in the inner ring, scoring eight points. It is not bad to be able to achieve this level with such a long distance.

The winning ticket was almost in his hands, but Li Ming was not complacent. After bowing politely, he left the game.

Compared with him, the other players on the field were either empty targets or shot in the outer ring. Even if they were lucky enough to hit the inner ring, it was only once in a while, which accounted for good luck.

The same is true for Wen Ge. Six out of ten arrows missed the target, and the remaining four arrows hit the edge of the target.

After the first round, Xu Lin's group was at the bottom as expected. Seeing Wen Ge's mood lost, Xu Lin patted him on the shoulder soothingly, and immediately entered the stage.

"Don't worry, it's me."

Drawing the bow and shooting the arrow, an arrow was nailed to the edge of the center of the circle. As soon as the dust settled, the onlookers beside him exclaimed.

"This is the best result so far! I can't tell that Mr. Xu can also shoot arrows."

There were also laughing voices, saying that Xu Lin might be lucky enough to hit the nine rings.

Xu Lin didn't pay attention to their conversation, aiming at the bull's-eye, he frowned and lowered his bow.

When Xu Lin played the villain in the small world, he also had the experience of being a general. Martial arts and archery are skills that must be learned. Perhaps it is because he has not touched bows and arrows for a long time, so he missed the shot due to unfamiliarity. bullseye.

Taking a deep breath, he raised his head again, set his bow steadily and shot an arrow, and the flying arrow hit the red dot on the bull's-eye in an instant.

Next, he didn't give everyone a chance to exclaim, and didn't want to waste any more time on this little game. Xu Lin directly put three arrows on the bow. After the arrows flew out, as the dust settled, the three The arrows were precisely nailed to the center of the circle of the three targets side by side.

And the first arrow he shot earlier was already split by the one chasing after him, and the two arrows were superimposed, directly piercing the bull's-eye.

Immediately afterwards, he repeated his old trick, and after shooting the remaining five arrows, the centers of the three targets in front of him were also shot through, and they were directly nailed to the wall behind the targets.

When this miraculous archery was broadcast, the shocked audience forgot to post the barrage, and immediately there was a dense explosion, covering the entire screen.

"Damn it! I don't know how to describe it anymore. If it wasn't for the camera cut, I would have thought that the show had hired a professional athlete to shoot instead!"

"Even professional athletes aren't so awesome! I just want to ask, is there anything Xu Lin doesn't know?!"

"I'm going to turn my fans into black. What kind of son is the movie star brother? God gave him a good face, but he wanted to give him acting skills. He was given acting skills, but he should be able to draw and shoot arrows. Every skill is unique." The top level, this makes us ordinary people how to live!"

"I don't know how to describe my mood at the moment, I can only express it in one sentence!"

……

Xu Lin didn't feel how shocking his actions just now were, so he left the stage in a cool way, leaving the remaining players under double pressure.

When the results were announced, they were indeed the group with the highest points. After getting the priority to choose, Xu Lin picked the best house among them and left with Wen Ge.

Along the way, Wen Ge was still immersed in his superb archery skills, with a full of complexity, he couldn't help but said: "Xu Lin, is there anything else you don't know?"

Not only Wen Ge wanted to ask this question, but the audience also wanted to know very much.

After blurting out his question, Xu Lin pondered for a moment, and then seriously replied: "I don't know Nurhak. I studied it for more than half a year but found it too difficult, so I gave up."

Nurhak language, a language that has never been heard before, the audience searched on Baidu for a long time before running back to post the barrage.

"Sisters, I went to check, Nurhak language, there are no more than 10 people in the world who can speak it fluently. I was thinking about what kind of nerve is wrong with the actor brother, so I learned this strange language. , until I went to watch the film king’s expansion.”

"On the actor's expansion sheet...it says he is proficient in more than a dozen languages, and there is no one else. This is completely beyond the imagination of the idiots like me. I can only say that I don't understand the world of a top student."

"I am proficient in more than a dozen languages, why don't I believe it? Maybe it's just pretending!"

“[Link], to guide those who doubt, Mr. Xu’s TV series "Diplomat", one of the famous scenes is to switch over a dozen languages ​​at the United Nations to attack officials from other countries. To be honest, I can’t help but think about it. This fairy brother is envious and jealous. He can rely on his face to make a living, but he relies on his talent. He doesn't give us fans the chance to fantasize. How many years will we have to practice to be worthy of such an excellent Teacher Xu! Of course, if Xu If the teacher is willing to marry me, I don't care about it! Hey woo woo woo!"

"Sister, wake up, even if you have practiced for hundreds of years, the actor brother will not marry you, he already has a lovely wife. [vomiting blood]"

……

Because the show hadn't been aired yet, it was impossible for Xu Lin to predict that he would become the first artist who faced a crisis of losing fans on a large scale because he was too good.

The fans collectively said: This guy is not human at all, the Chosen One or something, I can't help being jealous when I look at it, so the fans turned black!They are going to fan the little director!The little director is really fragrant, quickly abandon that man and come to the arms of the sisters! (suction slip)

When he found out, there was only one reaction other than dumbfounding.

Xu Lin: Wen Ge is mine, don't even think about it.

The fans who were hit by Xu Lin's excellence were fed another mouthful of dog food before they had time to vomit blood.

What else can they do?

I can only pamper these two dog men!

……

The house that Xu Lin chose to live in was a three-story house with the best conditions in the village. The owner had moved to the city long ago, so the house was vacant.

When the program team contacted them and said they wanted to rent for a period of time, the other party came back and cleaned up the house on purpose, because the program team's attitude was very sincere, and the funds were also in place, and the owner even deliberately cleaned up the sheets and bedding. All replaced with new ones.

So, looking at this neat and tidy building, Wen Ge's uneasy heart because of his slight obsession with cleanliness also let go.

Just after confirming the house to live in, Xu Lin and the others received a new character card.

[Choose the animal you want to breed. ]

Because this house is at the end of the village, they spent more time going back and forth than guests from other groups.

By the time they arrived at the selection site, the others had already left with their animals.

All that was left was an old sow who was chained under a tree and howling, and the host who was smiling at them.

Xu Lin was silent for a while, and finally couldn't help but said to the host: "Can I ask, what are they picking?"

"When the first group came, they took a pair of little yellow chickens, the second group was ducks, the third group was rabbits, and the fourth group was big white geese. Although you came late, it is not a disadvantage, because you There is only one old sow, and the others have to raise a pair."

Seeing the old sow snorting and scratching against the tree, Xu Lin finally couldn't help but began to doubt his life.

"Are you sure... this is really a variety show that simulates marriage and love?"

"Yes, Teacher Xu." Responding to Xu Lin, it was the host who suppressed a smile and couldn't help distorting the ferocious expression on his facial features.

……

When this clip was broadcast a week later, the screen was already flooded with hahahaha barrage.

"Isn't Teacher Xu good at everything? I'll ask you if Teacher Xu knows how to raise pigs! Hahahahahahaha!"

"Teacher Xu overturned, hahahahaha!"

"The program team did a great job!"

"If you love him, let him raise pigs! [Jin host grimly smiles.jpg]"