A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

Shen Shihuai's speech was neither too fast nor too slow, and his movement of undoing the seat belt was not rude. After undoing it, he grabbed Guo Haji's hand and rubbed his five fingers against his palm.

Guo Haji didn't know what Shen Shihuai was going crazy at all, his hands were itchy from being rubbed, and he wanted to shrink back, but Shen Shihuai not only didn't let go, but also stretched out five fingers and inserted them into Guo Haji's fingers, and directly clasped his fingers.

The carriage was small, and Guo Haji blushed easily, but now his face was even more red as if he would burst in the next second.

Damn it, why are Shen Shihuai's hands so hot?

Guo Jiji said that the three-in-one machine flew away indifferently.Shen Shihuai held him with his right hand, and unbuckled his seat belt with his left: "Get out of the car." He let go of his hand.

Guo Haw hesitated a little, he didn't dare to go upstairs, he always felt that something uncontrollable would happen if he went upstairs.His eyes rolled around, and he even had the urge to get out of the car and run.

Shen Shihuai got out of the car, turned around and opened the passenger door, and said, "Although I really want something to happen, it won't be so fast, don't worry."

"How can you rest assured," Guo Chirped, "You still bit my cockscomb last time." He raised his hand and touched the top of his head.

Guo Haji still remembered the feeling of the rooster's comb being covered with saliva.

Shen Shihuai also stood at the door and recalled: "Your cockscomb has a very good taste and is very tender."

Guo Haw shrank back into the car, not daring to get out of the car.A beast that can bite even a chicken!

Shen Shihuai asked him: "After turning into a human form, where did your cockscomb go? Is it your scalp?"

"No, it became my cheek."

The face of a rooster is much smaller than the body, so after the transformation, the rooster's comb moves down and becomes the cheek, so that the proportion of the face and body can be close to that of a human.

Hearing what he said, Shen Shihuai directly leaned into the co-pilot and put his arms around his waist: "I'll take a look."

"You pervert," Guo Jiji stepped back, "Shen Shihuai!" He pushed the opponent's head.

Shen Shihuai didn't have a real kiss, but hugged him out of the car: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore."

Shen Shihuai carried Guo Jiji out of the car, held his butt in one hand, and closed the car door with the other, not intending to let him down.Although the garage is a private garage, Guo Haji was still very embarrassed: "Let go, I'll go by myself."

Shen Shihuai didn't speak, and carried him directly into the villa: "Haji, why can't you gain weight?"

Shen Shihuai was feeding in various ways every day, trying to make Guo Jiji fatter and round like a chicken, but after so many days of feeding, there was no effect at all.

Guo Jiji put his arms around Shen Shihuai's shoulders, and said nonsense, "I am a sculpted beauty in the world, so I am destined not to be fat."

Guo Haji didn't want to understand why Shen Shihuai brought him home, but Shen Shihuai didn't say anything, and pushed him against the door after entering the house, kissing him.

There was also a particularly shameful thing that happened before the kiss.Guo Haji was still chewing gum, Shen Shihuai didn't let him down, but took out a tissue at the entrance, spit on it, folded two stacks and handed it to Guo Haji's mouth: "Spit it out."

Guo Jiji: "...Are you serious?"

Shen Shihuai pressed even tighter, with amazing arm strength, coaxing him: "If you don't vomit, I can only do very excessive things."

Guo Haw felt that Shen Shihuai's words and deeds all revealed that he was a large-scale person.

Guo Haw's scalp was numb, and he pulled out the tissue in Shen Shihuai's hand with one hand to wrap the chewing gum in his mouth. Shen Shihuai was impatient with waiting, grabbed the other party's tissue and threw it on the ground, then grabbed his hand and threw it back. , put them together on Guo Jiji's waist, bowed their heads and kissed.

Shen Shihuai has obviously never been in a relationship, but he can perform several tricks with kisses. When Guo Jiji was emotionally moved, he couldn't keep up with the movements, so he could only stick out his tongue as much as possible.

His tongue is short and small, and there is only a narrow part sticking out, but Shen Shihuai loves him so much that he often has to suck until numb before letting him go.

The tip of Guo Jiji's tongue was aching, Shen Shihuai was such a wolf today.

After kissing for more than ten minutes, Shen Shihuai shifted his position and took a bite of Guo Haji's cheek!

Guo Jiji pushed him: "Shen Shihuai, what are you doing?"

Shen Shihuai's voice was vague: "I think it tastes different from cockscomb."

Guo Jiji was furious, this guy is still thinking about this! !

He flopped his legs twice, raised his hand to his face: "I won't bite you."

Shen Shihuai backed away and stared at him: "Well, stop chewing, I don't have the concentration anymore." He laughed at himself, then put Guo Jiji down, took his hand and went to the bedroom.

Guo Haji still remembered that the last time he lived in Shen Shihuai's bedroom, the style was the black and white style that he hated the most. Whether it was curtains, bed sheets or desk lamps, they all revealed a sense of coldness, which Guo Haji didn't particularly like.

But when I entered the door today, the style has changed!

Guo Jiji stared at Dahong Dajin's room dumbfounded: "Have you redecorated?"

"Well, do you like it?" Shen Shihuai turned to look at him, "I designed it myself."

The original black curtains turned yellow, embedded with gold threads, the big bed in the middle of the bedroom became a dragon bed, the quilt, pillowcase, and quilt were all noble gold-like yellow, and the ceiling lights were replaced with dark red wood carvings. classical lamp.Shen Shihuai also pasted up ancient style wallpaper - the original wall was bare white.

Guo Haji's eyes flicked across everything, and finally fell into Shen Shihuai's eyes: "It's so fucking beautiful."

Every point in the room hit Guo Haji's aesthetic G-spot!

Shen Shihuai laughed, knowing that Guo Jiji would like it, and it was worth spending so much money, he threw the fishhook: "Then do you want to move here?"

Guo Haw was shaken in his heart: I really like it, and I really want to live, but living together seems to be a chrysanthemum.

His eyes were full of struggle, Shen Shihuai waited for a while, then threw out the bait again: "I won't do anything to you, I'm a decent person."

Guo Jiji: "... living here with you, can I sleep for an extra 10 minutes?"

Shen Shihuai was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "It's not just 10 minutes, but you can sleep for an extra hour. As long as I cancel the check-in time."

Manager Shen looked as if he was trying his best to chase the chicken.

"Can it be canceled?" Guo Jiji opened his eyes wide and took a step forward, "Really?"

"Really." Shen Shihuai raised his hand and pinched his face, "As long as you stay here, you won't be able to clock in from next Monday."

"I live here, I live here," Guo Haji felt passionate when he thought of a life where he could sleep until nine o'clock, and took the initiative to hold Shen Shihuai's hand, "I'll live here tonight."

Holding a big bag and a small bag, Guo Haji officially started living together with Shen Shihuai.Shen Shihuai took a bath at night, and he had fun in the group of beautiful and pretty boys.

Guo Haw: Shen Shihuai said that I don't need to clock in next Monday!So happy!

Liu Liang: ... We know.

Guo Jiji:? ?How do you know?

Liu Liang: When eating Haidilao, Manager Shen said that the check-in will be canceled next week, because the quality and efficiency of our work will decline instead.This is decided by the top management.

Guo Jiji: ... [Smiling], Shen Shihuai, I'll fuck you.

Shen Shihuai is a liar.

Guo Haji exited the group chat and tapped Xiao Mi. He had read eighty chapters of "Ming Dynasty and Du Yancold", and the more he read it, the better it became. He wanted to ask Xiao Mi if he was interested in going to Su Yiran's signing event.

Hua Xian said that Su Yiran will sign "Ming Chao Shi and Du Yan Leng" at the comic exhibition in City H next month.

Xiao Mi: Are you going?

Guo Jiji: Yes, I want to get an autograph. This is the first time I read a novel on xliterature.com, and he writes really well.

Xiao Mi: As long as you sign it, then I will send it to you (＾_＾)☆, I have a signature.

Guo Jiji: I want the autograph of "Ming Dynasty and Gu Yan Leng". Isn't this book signed for the first time next month?Do you have old signatures?

Xiao Mi's reply was a little slow this time, and it took only 5 minutes to call three words: I have it all. (^_)☆

Guo Haw: Why do you have it?Do you work at x Literature Network?No, aren't you a college student?

Xiao Mi: ...Because, he is my boyfriend [small voice]

Guo Jiji: ...

Guo Haw and Xiao Mi can only occasionally chat at night, because Xiao Mi is a special kind of demon, and night is his eating time, and Guo Haw usually doesn't bother him.

Guo Haji thought about the photo of Su Yiran he saw at noon, and then thought about Xiao Mi's description of his boyfriend, and he couldn't make up his mind.

Su Yiran is actually Xiao Mi's boyfriend! !

Sexy Boyfriend! ! !

Guo Haw said that the whole person is not well.Su Yiran, a best-selling author who writes such beautiful and smooth words, is actually trying to feed a pervert at night!

As long as Guo Haji thinks about Xiao Mi's big appetite, he will feel a kind of respect for Su Yiran from the bottom of his heart.

Xiao Mi: QAQ Chirp, don’t tell others.Do you still want your signature?

Guo Jiji: ...Yes, send it to me.I will give you the address.

When Shen Shihuai came out of the shower, he saw Guo Jiji's suspicious life.He sat on the sofa: "what's the matter?"

"It's nothing." Guo Jiji raised his eyelids, and leaned on Shen Shihuai's shoulder actively, "I received some shock."

Shen Shihuai raised his head: "Have you found someone more handsome than yourself?"

Guo Jiji: "..."

Shen Shihuai felt that Guo Jiji, who had a bad fart personality, could be shocked. There was only a more handsome person.

Guo Jiji rolled his eyes: "No, I am invincible and beautiful."

"Then what's the shock for you, go take a shower." Shen Shihuai pulled him up and pushed him into the bathroom.There are double items in the bathroom, Shen Shihuai picked up a bottle of shower gel on the sink, "Use this."

Guo Haw glanced at it and felt it looked familiar. He searched the memory in his mind and pointed, "Isn't this what you used to bathe me?"

When Shen Shihuai bathed the chicken-shaped Guo Jiji, he used this bottle of milk body wash.

"Yes, I still keep it."

Guo Haji saw that there was not only this bottle of shower gel in the box, but also a dropper and a toothbrush with bristles, and his face became hot: "Why do you keep these?"

Shen Shihuai lowered his head, leaned into his ear, and conceived from a distance: "Keep touching, smelling, and kissing every day."

The author has something to say:

Hey...Guo Jiji, you are the reincarnation of the emperor...the aesthetics are terrible QAQ