A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

The working hours of the week ended quickly, Guo Jiji fell in love all day long, and his life was bubbling.

This feeling of being able to see the person you like as soon as you look up during working hours is wonderful.

Inviting the beautiful and handsome group to dinner is Shen Shihuai's top priority on weekends.Regarding the question of "where to invite me to eat", he discussed with Guo Jiji several times at night, and finally decided to choose among Spanish, Thai, Indian, and French restaurants.

Shen Shihuai: Which one do they like?

Guo Haji looked at the various comments and Weibo shop visits sent by Shen Shihuai in WeChat, and replied: Wait, let me ask.

He forwarded the article link to the WeChat group of the Pretty Boys Group: Which one do you like?Please eat on Saturday.

Everyone made a series of ellipses, and finally Bai Ziluo was the representative, and said: Chirp, these are too high-end, not our positioning.

Guo Haw: ...so?You want?

Everyone's answers were very active and very inconsistent: Haidilao hot pot!

Spicy crayfish!

Hunan cuisine and Sichuan cuisine!Grilled fish!BBQ!

Guo Haw didn't know what to say, so he could only screenshot a long screen and sent the picture to Shen Shihuai: They don't want to eat those, they want to eat this.

After watching the long screen, Shen Shihuai replied: Then Haidilao hot pot.Come on, okay.

After Guo Haw initiated Momoda at the Love Bank on the first day, Shen Shihuai took Momoda as a daily task that must be completed. Halfway through the chat, he said: Haw, go to the Love Bank, Momoda.

Guo Haw doesn't understand what is worth insisting on when his fingers touch the screen, but Shen Shihuai enjoys it, so Guo Haw has no choice but to sacrifice his life to accompany Jun, going to the love bank every day.

The new version of Love Bank APP is still under production. Guo Haw has gained a deeper understanding of this APP these days and feels that it is very necessary to improve it.

For example, couples can get an extra red envelope once a day, but the amount of red envelopes is usually only 99 cents, sometimes even [-] cents, which Comrade Guo Jiji thinks is too little.He told the client side that it is possible to add a love store to the APP to sell virtual products, such as roses, lilies, baby's breath, fireworks and even stars.The price of each product is low, a rose costs one penny, and a star costs one penny. In this way, buying [-] virtual roses is only ninety-nine cents, which is very cost-effective.

One side of the couple will not be short of this money. Sending a gift in the app is just for fun, so that the app can have a source of income, and then part of the income will be fed back to the user-the more money the user spends in the store , the bigger the red envelope you get after each memoda.

Guo Jiji prefers to design, and making web pages in DW is also through designing pages, not program codes, so the ideas he put forward cannot be implemented by himself, and he can only rely on the program department.It just so happened that Shen Shihuai knew both code and design. Guo Haw swung his hand and Shen Shihuai led the program department to take charge of this part.

On Saturday, Haidilao, a mighty group of beautiful and handsome boys arrived at the door, with an imposing manner like a gangster.The waiter silently clenched the microphone in his hand: "How many?"

Shen Shihuai: "Fifteen."

There are 13 people in the handsome and handsome group, plus Shen Shihuai, plus Huaxian's boyfriend Mu Liangfeng.

It was full at noon, and there was no big table for the time being. The waiter gave them the number and asked them to sit outside for a while.Then go away and make scented tea for them.

As a result, when the waiter turned around, the fifteen big bosses who had just gathered together had been scattered all over the place.There were a lot of people at the entrance of the store, and the waiter couldn't tell the difference for a while, so he could only pass the scented tea to Guo Jiji who was still sitting at the table: "Sir, them?"

Guo Jiji waved his hand: "There is no need to soak them in water, they will take it by themselves."

Liu Liang and the others took the initiative to choose a few pieces of fruit placed outside and share them.Hua Xian pulled Mu Liangfeng and said that he was going to do a hand treatment. The funniest thing was Bai Ziluo, who didn't wash his hair last night, and now he was asking the waiter if he could find a place to wash his hair.

Guo Jiji took a sip of scented tea, not wanting to say that he knew these people.

Shen Shihuai took a plate of buttered popcorn and a plate of spicy crispy corners, put them on the table, picked up one and fed it to Guo Jiji.Guo Jiji put down the tea, lowered his eyelids, and looked at the food next to his mouth: "Are you sure you want me to eat?"

Guo Haw eats so much and never eats snacks before meals.

Shen Shihuai didn't move, took out a tissue with the other hand, folded it and put it in the palm of his hand, and handed it over: "Chew it, then spit it out."

Tang Yuan, who didn't intend to move his position at first, heard Manager Shen's words, lowered his head, squatted down, and walked away like a duck in pain.

Guo Haw covered half of his face, his face was a little hot, he spit it out, did he spit it into Shen Shihuai's hand?

"wasting food."

"It's okay, just eat one." There was no one around the two of them, so Shen Shihuai simply pulled the chair towards Guo Haw, and his knees touched his legs, "Eat."

Guo Jiji closed his mouth tightly and shook his head.Such a thing as wasting food is something that the good fairy Guo Haw can't do.

Shen Shihuai had no choice but to finish the popcorn and crispy corners by himself, and then changed his way of coaxing him while heating the hot pot.

Shen Shihuai picked up a piece of blanched fat beef, tore off a third with chopsticks, and put it in Guo Jiji's bowl: "Drink less drinks, eat less fruit, and use less seasoning."

Guo Jiji: "..."

Beef is only given one-third, and vegetables are only given one-fourth, so that there are many kinds of food to eat. Shen Shihuai tore off a small piece of frozen tofu and said, "Nutrition is balanced."

Guo Jiji: "..."

Guo Jiji eats a small amount of food and chooses more meat between vegetables and meat. Shen Shihuai accompanied him to eat for a week and found that Jiji doesn't eat much vegetables.After eating two large pieces of pork, there is no room left in my stomach.

When they were not together, Shen Shihuai didn't say anything, and let Guo Haji let go of his temper. After dating, Shen Shihuai took over all parts of Guo Haji's meals, including what dishes to order and how many dishes to eat.

It was only then that Guo Haw discovered that the days when Shen Shihuai stared at him eating without speaking were the last carnival!

Shen Shihuai made a lot of demands on Guo Haji when it came to meals, sometimes acting like an old mother.

Guo Haji's chopsticks didn't go into the bottom of the pot the whole time, so he ate whatever Shen Shihuai gave him, his movements were very numb.The beautiful and handsome group saw a toothache, and asked the waiter to add an extra portion of spicy and half an portion of numbness to the bottom of the spicy pot.

Hua Xian sat next to Guo Haji, Mu Liangfeng watched Shen Shihuai take care of Guo Haji a lot, not to be outdone, he fished out two pieces of fat beef from the pot, and said to Hua Xian, "Eat more meat."

Hua Xian threw the meat into his bowl: "It's all fat, I want to eat lettuce. Not spicy, I want to cook it in clear soup."

Guo Haw glanced at him, with envy written in his eyes: "He actually gave you two pieces of spicy beef, so generous, such a man."

Hua Xian: "Fat cows are so unpalatable. Manager Shen only gives you so little, so healthy and so unpretentious."

... two people envy each other ...

Guo Haw's fighting strength was the first to die down. He touched his slightly protruding belly and leaned back on the sofa: "I can't eat anymore."

Shen Shihuai counted the varieties and amount of food he ate in his heart, and felt that it was almost the same, so he let him go and asked him to play with his mobile phone by himself.

The beautiful and handsome group was still full of enthusiasm, and called the waiter to add the third soup.

Guo Jiji took out his mobile phone, Xiao Mi gave him a martial arts novel "Ming Chao Shi and Gu Yan Leng" for him the day before yesterday, it was published on X Literature Network, it just finished last month, Guo Haji followed the link sent by Xiao Mi I clicked in and read two chapters, and it was out of control.

The author is Su Yiran, the most famous master writer on X Literature Network.Guo Haji hadn't read his books before, "Ming Dynasty and Du Yancold" was the first work he read that belonged to Su Yiran.The other party's writing is sophisticated and the narrative is powerful, so good-looking that Guo Haji recharged 200 yuan on the app, and cast Su Yiran a deep-water fish. Lei.

Before everyone had finished eating, Guo Haw took the time to read novels.He reads very fast and read fifty chapters in two days. Seeing that he was silent, Hua Xian also leaned on the sofa and looked at him: "What are you reading?"

Mu Liangfeng and Shen Shihuai were all focused on feeding their lover just now, and they didn't eat much, so they didn't care about them right now.Hua Xian and Guo Jiji leaned together: "Su Yiran? Do you like him?"

"Those who don't like him, like his books, well written," Guo Jiji scrolled to the next page, "Aren't you the president of X Literature Network, Lao Gong? Then do you know Su Yiran?"

"I had dinner once." Hua Xian took out his phone, found a group photo, and pointed to a person in it, "This is Su Yiran."

Guo Haw glanced at it, and was a little bit aggrieved: "...Is it so good-looking when you write now?"

The writers in Guo Jiji's impression were of low appearance, and they were often over half a century old and short in stature. Su Yiran was 29 years old this year, and he was old enough to surprise Guo Jiji, but he didn't expect his appearance to be even more surprising.

In the photo, Su Yiran's appearance was comparable to that of Shen Shihuai and Mu Liangfeng.

Hua Xian said: "Yeah, super handsome, but it's a pity that he has a partner. Last time he held a signing event in city b, the bookstore was almost bursting with fans who came here admiringly."

……

The meal didn't end until two o'clock in the afternoon, and Shen Shihuai asked him if he wanted to go to the movies.Guo Haw reclined on the passenger seat, shaking his head: "No, I want to go home and read novels."

Guo Jiji, the house of death.

Shen Shihuai: "Hey, why do I feel that my identity is not a boyfriend, but a cash machine and a treadmill? Throw it away after you use it up."

Guo Jiji nodded: "Yes, you are a three-in-one machine, a treadmill, a cash machine and a massage machine. I haven't received the last one yet, and it needs to be inspected."

Guo Jiji, who was full, became poor-mouthed, very fierce.Shen Shihuai happily accepted the three-machine-in-one setting, reached out and took out a box of blueberry-flavored chewing gum from between the two seats, poured out two pieces, threw them into his mouth, and poured out two more and handed them to him.

Guo Haw took it and saw that the gum jar was full, so he asked, "Did you buy it new?"

"I bought it on the way before picking you up in the morning."

Shen Shihuai drove home, but didn't stop when he passed by Guo Haji's community.Guo Jiji watched helplessly as the gate of the community got farther and farther away from him: "What are you doing? Where are you taking me?"

"Go to my house." Shen Shihuai turned a corner, moved his mouth up and down, and turned the chewing gum in his mouth up and down, "If you don't want to go to the cinema, then you can only go to my house."

Guo Haw was dumbfounded: "Damn it, you didn't say you had to choose one or the other!"

Shen Shihuai parked the car in the garage, did not get out of the car in a hurry, but turned around and asked him: "Do you know why I bought chewing gum in the morning?"

Guo Jiji: "??? Why?"

"Because I want to kiss you well after eating hot pot." Shen Shihuai's tone was ambiguous, and he reached out to untie Guo Haji's seat belt.

The author has something to say:

This goblin novel basically has no plot, it is written for fun, and it will be windy when you walk away.This will become more apparent in the next unit.