A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

In order to appease Guo Jiji's hurt heart, Liar Shen not only offered to be a driver, but also offered money.In the evening, Guo Haw directly received 5200 yuan transferred from the other party.

Guo Haji looked at the transfer and trembled: What are you doing?

Shen Shihuai said: "Breakfast money."

Guo Haw looked at the 5200 transfer, wondering if he should click OK.This breakfast is too much money, it can be spent until next year, conscience prevents Guo Jiji from ordering it, but the love of money keeps urging him to accept it.

Then he was heartbroken and said, "I haven't spent the last one yet."

After replying, feeling sad, Guo Jiji saw 5200 yuan flying towards him in a trance, and it was about to fall into his hands, and then was blown away by a hurricane.

Thinking of this, Guo Haji only felt dull, he put down his phone and prepared to take a shower.As a result, a second before letting go, I received a call from Shen Shihuai.

Shen Shihuai's voice was very pleasant, deep and slightly hoarse, and the tone of the phone that came out through the microphone was a little different from usual: "chirp."

Hearing this sound, Guo Haw turned his head and looked around in a daze.He had the illusion that Shen Shihuai was talking in his ear, exactly the same as when he was driving at noon.

Guo Haji patted his face to regain his senses: "Yes."

Shen Shihuai laughed, squeezed his throat, and deliberately lowered his voice: "Take it, buy some fruit and bring it here tomorrow."

"Fruit? What do you want?"

"Anything is fine," Shen Shihuai said, "Mangoes, cucumbers, oranges, watermelons, whatever, buy more."

There is a small fruit supermarket downstairs in Guo Jiji. It opens at 50:[-] in the morning. There are many kinds of fruits and they are cheap.Guo Haw thought that he could negotiate a price with the boss: "Then how much do you want to buy? Is [-] yuan enough?"

"Not enough," Shen Shihuai thought about the foodie personality of the beautiful and handsome group, and said, "At least 300 yuan will be spent."

"You, possessed by a wild boar?" Guo Jiji couldn't believe it, "300 yuan, can you finish eating?" He thought Shen Shihuai was eating alone.

Manager Shen said unexpectedly on the other end: "If you can finish eating, maybe it's not enough."

Guo Haji rubbed his neck: "??? Ah?"

According to Shen Shihuai's instructions the next day, Guo Haw bought dozens of boxes of cut fruits. In addition to what he mentioned on the phone yesterday, he also bought cherry tomatoes and green grapes.

My hands were shaking when I checked out, and I paid 340 yuan at once, which is too expensive!

How could Shen Shihuai spend so much money on fruits!

Guo Haw took a photo of several plastic bags and posted it on the news feed of Love Bank to complain: Shen Shihuai, you are such a prodigal!

The fruit was very heavy, and Guo Jiji had two or three red marks on the palm of his hand. As soon as he got in the car, he turned his palm up and showed it to Shen Shihuai.

Shen Shihuai directly pressed his hand and stroked it lightly.

Guo Jiji retracted immediately: "Eat less tofu and read more."

Shen Shihuai raised his eyebrows: "I don't eat tofu, I eat chicken."

Guo Haw hid his hands behind his back, and said bluntly: "Speak less and read more."

When he arrived at the company, Guo Haji felt that Shen Shihuai was quite considerate - he didn't let his hands be damaged by fruit plastic bags anymore.

With 5 minutes to go to work, the beautiful and handsome group gathered together for breakfast and listened to Bai Ziluo complaining about his blind date last night.Guo Jiji came in and saw the crowd forming a circle, and heard Bai Ziluo complaining: "The blind date company seems to be out of their minds. The information they gave me yesterday was clearly a woman, but when I went there to see, it was a man! They are doing a swindle." That set!"

Guo Jiji pricked up his ears, pulled a stool, sat down next to Bai Ziluo, and slapped his arm: "Luobo, are you going to have sex?"

Seeing Guo Haji arrive, everyone raised their heads tacitly, and sure enough they saw Manager Shen standing behind Guo Haji.Guo Jiji turned around, wondering: "Why don't you go to the office and follow me in?"

Shen Shihuai put the fruit in his hand on the table among the crowd, and said, "Please eat."

Guo Jiji: "??? You asked me to buy it in the morning, just to feed the beautiful group?"

Shen Shihuai nodded, and reached out to rub his hair: "I didn't tell you last night, I'm afraid you won't agree."

Guo Haw pressed his hand, Tang Yuan's eyes drifted over, he looked back and forth, raised his hand and asked, "Manager Shen, why invite us to eat?"

"What else can there be?" Guo Jiji quickly replied, "Reward the staff." "

Shen Shihuai raised his eyebrows, did not refute, but sat next to him, took out his mobile phone: "Continue chatting, it's not time for work anyway."

The beautiful and handsome group returned to their own topic. Guo Jiji opened the plastic bags and took the initiative to distribute two boxes for each person. He heard Bai Ziluo say: "The blind date company said that they arranged so many women for me, but none of them succeeded. It was me who was going in the wrong direction, saying that I might be gay."

Guo Ji poked a piece of mango: "Are blind date companies so unreliable these days?"

"That is to say," Team Leader Bai echoed, "But the man I introduced yesterday is about 1.8 meters tall. He is said to be an expert in the study of snakes and something. He works in the Academy of Sciences and looks pretty good."

Liu Liang swallowed a big grape: "Has the team leader taken a fancy to him?"

"I'm a straight man of steel, how could I disturb the base."

……

The people next to him were too quiet, Guo Jiji turned his head, and saw Shen Shihuai looking at the phone interface, which displayed the Love Bank page.The other party just secretly took a group photo of fruit and is currently editing the copy.

Guo Haw took out his mobile phone, clicked on the news, refreshed it twice, and saw Shen Shihuai sent a message "Please eat some fruit to Chirp's mother's family".

Guo Haw: ...

Whoa, what is this guy talking about!

Guo Jiji commented below: What kind of nerves do you have?What natal family?

Shen Shihuai raised his head and smiled at him, and chatted with him in the love bank: Mr. Mu told me that you asked him to treat him to dinner.

Guo Jiji thought for a while, then remembered the last time he called, the sentence he yelled at the phone, and replied: Then?Why did Mr. Mu tell you?

Shen Shihuai: Mu Liangfeng and I are friends.Because he is Hua Xian's boyfriend, so I have to treat the beautiful and handsome group to dinner. Similarly, I should also treat them to dinner.Eat slowly and eat fruit first.

Guo Haw stared at this reasoning, carefully examined the rationality of the reasoning, felt that there were loopholes in it, and said: You are not my boyfriend.

Shen Shihuai: Well... Soon.Look at the banner behind it.

Guo Haw really looked back, and was horrified to find that yesterday it was written in white on a red background, but today the words "Hundred Years of Disturbance" turned yellow.These four words alone turned yellow, and the visual effect was very remarkable.

The phone in his hand vibrated, Guo Jiji lowered his head, saw Shen Shihuai and said: Today, the beautiful and handsome group doesn't need to run.

Guo Haji typed hesitantly: ...Manager, you are not doing well, are you?

A person should be aboveboard, how can he open the back door to the beautiful and handsome group just because he likes me.Guo Jiji's face burned, and he deleted the last two sentences, and falsely typed: The beautiful and handsome group likes to run.

Shen Shihuai put away his phone, raised his hand to pinch his ear, and said, "I don't need to run from today, because the sports week is over."

Guo Jiji's face was paralyzed: "...Oh..."

It was because he thought too much.

Shen Shihuai sighed softly: "I don't have a meaty skirt to pinch, I'm a little uncomfortable." He stood up, "It's time to work, put away your things. I will show you the sketch of the APP today. Company M entrusted us to make one." The website, the file has been sent to Bai Ziluo's mailbox..."

Shen Shihuai explained a series of things.

Guo Haw returned to his desk to work, and while he was doing it, he remembered his ambition yesterday, he stood up and shouted: "Today, you should prepare 50 yuan for me."

"Oh, it's incredible," Liu Liang said, "Haw, are you going to be majestic today?"

"That must be done," Guo Jiji coaxed, "Today I am a real handsome boy!"

At noon, Guo Jiji rushed downstairs with everyone. Liu Liang, Bai Ziluo and Tang Yuan took the lead, and the rest were not to be outdone. Guo Jiji ignored them and was the last one when he went downstairs. code.

The abacus in his heart was clanging, and he rode on the bicycle and walked the farthest way.When others run, they must choose the shortest route as much as possible, but he chooses the longest route, which means that he will not run into them, and at the same time, he will not be exposed.

The roadside Guo Jiji chose had dense trees and leaves, which perfectly covered his wild driving skills.A few minutes later, he parked the battery car a little far from the entrance of the cafeteria, then pretended to run, ran into the cafeteria, and went straight to window No. [-]: "Hi, am I pretty and handsome?"

The middle-aged uncle saw him and was shocked: "You're popular!"

Guo Jiji turned around triumphantly, and saw Bai Ziluo running in panting.Guo Haji patted him on the shoulder: "I'm sorry, you're a past internet celebrity."

Bai Ziluo pushed him away: "Chirp, you're wrong, you actually ran so fast today?"

"I can't help it, I'm so talented all of a sudden."

Guo Haw earned 550, happily bought a bone soup rice, sat with the beautiful and handsome group, showed the Alipay QR code and asked them to scan the code to pay.

The sound of jingling and jingling money is infinitely wonderful!

Guo Haw makes money quickly and reveals his secrets quickly.After dinner, the beautiful and handsome group walked back to the office together, Guo Jiji refused: "I ride a battery car."

"Where's the battery car?" Liu Liang asked.

Guo Jiji pointed: "That, share somersault cloud."

Guo Haw walked over, got on his horse and drove in front of everyone, and said, "Who wants to sit in the back seat?"

No one wants to take the backseat, everyone is outraged: "Haw! You're cheating!"

Shared somersault cloud can only return the car within the specified area, otherwise the process cannot be completed and the money will continue to be deducted.Chuanyang Advertising Company only has a parking area behind the office building. If someone else parks at the entrance of the cafeteria, it must be "in use". To the cafeteria!

No wonder Guo Jiji got No.1!

The beautiful and handsome group surrounded him and made a lot of noise, demanding that he pay back the money.

Guo Haji didn't back down, nor did he go forward, so he could only resign himself to taking out his mobile phone and transfer money to them one by one: "Can't you coax me?"

Everyone was very ruthless: "No, you, Manager Shen's man, don't need to be coaxed!"

Guo Jiji failed to make any money, so he lost fifty yuan to Bai Ziluo, and he also paid Dou Douyun ten yuan.

He returned to the office, sighed, took the cup and prepared to go to the tea room, passing by the general manager's office, and was called into the room by Shen Shihuai.

Shen Shihuai didn't go to eat at noon, he ate a piece of bread on the seat, saw Guo Jiji's pale and tender face, couldn't help it for a while, stretched out his hands in front of him, and held them.

Guo Haw was in a bad mood because of the loss, so he glanced at him: "Fifty."

Shen Shihuai didn't understand: "What?"

Guo Haw took out his phone and clicked on the payment QR code: "Look at me for 50, give me 50, and give me 550."

No matter what, be sure to win a 550!

Shen Shihuai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and transferred 5500 to him: "Can I give you a hug?"

"No," Guo Jiji turned back to 4950 in a businesslike manner, "I'm going to drink coffee."

"Wait a minute." Shen Shihuai grabbed him with one hand, bent down and took out a can of chocolate milk tea powder from the drawer, "Here."

Guo Haw looked at this can of milk tea powder, feeling like a person who went out for a walk. He had just experienced a storm and thought he could only encounter thunder and lightning. Unexpectedly, he saw a rainbow in the next moment.

His easy-to-satisfy heart was alive and throbbing in his chest.

Shen Shihuai opened it for him: "I heard that it tastes better when soaked in milk. I bought you a can of Wangzai."

Guo Haw immediately put the cup on the table and didn't leave: "Thank you."

Shen Shihuai glanced at him, and suddenly reached out to touch his heart: "Let me see, did I succeed in flirting?"

Guo Haw dodged: "No, we have to make persistent efforts."

Shen Shihuai smiled: "Why is it so difficult to tease you?" He said while pulling Guo Haji away, putting his finger behind the other's ear.He wore jewelry today, and the cold silver ring touched Guo Haji's ear, making him tremble.

Fuck it, Guo Jiji thought, how could Shen Shihuai know how to use his hands and feet! ?

The author has something to say:

Haw, you easy-to-satisfy chicken, I really hate iron and steel.