Soon, the final exam of the first semester of the second year of high school will come.

Xia Jiujia's first examination room No. [-], Shen Xi's first examination room No. [-].

That morning, Xia Jiujia went to dormitory 338 and asked Shen Xi to go with her, but Shen Xi said to wait a moment, and slowly took out a blue balloon from under the table.There is air in the balloon, but it is slightly deflated.

Xia Jiujia: "???"

"Dong'er," Shen Xi stretched out his hand and began to untie the string of the balloon, "Remember this?"

"This is……?"

Shen Xi said slowly: "On the night of decorating the classroom on December 12th, you blew up the balloon."

Xia Jiujia: "..." There will be a party on December 12st, and the whole class will set up the venue together.Xia Jiujia also remembered that she blew up several colorful balloons and pasted them on the wall.

Shen Xi pinches the mouth of the balloon with one hand, and pulls the loose white string with the other: "As for me, pay attention to the position... As soon as the party is over, I will steal it and use it as a high-score spray."

Xia Jiujia said again: "..." The high-scoring spray has appeared twice in the past.For the first time, Shen Xi directly blew on her forehead hair, and she was the first.The second time, I was deceived and boasted that the calculation paper had been folded into a small plane. That time, Shen Xi almost came first, with a total score of 0.5 less, the peak in history.

"I've thought about it," Shen Xi threw away the rope, "I blew the checking paper last time, but the amount wasn't enough... This time I have a balloon, the effect will definitely be good."

"..."

"Dong'er, it's all things that have turned around in your body." Shen Xi whistled, raised his eyes again, looked at Xia Jiujia, pinched the blue balloon, and loosened his fingers slightly.

In his imagination, the balloon would deflate slowly, Dong Bao's breath from a few days ago sprayed on his face, and Dong Bao watched the whole time, a layer of powder mist formed on his white and thin face.

But in fact, the balloon let out a big puff of air, causing Shen Xi to squint her eyes and shrug her cheeks. The ugly man, with his short hair flying around, was stunned and turned into a chicken coop!Then, because Shen Xi let go, the expelled air encountered resistance, and the outside air pushed back, the balloon broke free from his fingers, and moved coquettishly all the way, Z-shaped towards the direction of the window!

"Fuck!" Shen Xi was confused, "So fierce!"

The balloon landed dishonestly. With the last bit of air, it rolled back and forth, jumped and spun, the second grader bent over, pouted his buttocks, caught, missed, caught again, missed again, fluttered here and there, all the way run away.

Finally, the balloon finally turned into a piece of skin, firmly attached to the bedroom floor.Shen Xi picked it up, put it away, went to the mirror and combed her hair with a small comb: "Phew, it's really fierce... But, the one that has been sprayed on the face should be enough..."

Xia Jiujia remained silent.

He felt again that he fell in love with a fool.

Smart and stupid, no conflict.

…………

The first subject of the final exam is Chinese.

Xia Jiujia found that, unlike before, every time he finished reading a topic, he would not only consider whether he could do it, but also whether Shen Xi could do it.

While answering, he thought: Shen Xi should understand the classical Chinese text "Click on the Famous Teacher"... the ancient poem "Beauty" has been taught in class, and Shen Xi will definitely... Read this modern text... Well, there is no ambiguity For the answer, Shen Xi can get full marks...

Composition... should be quite suitable for Shen Xi.

Tsk, Xia Jiujia thought: I'm crazy.

Math and physics in the afternoon.Two hours of mathematics and one and a half hours of physics.The two papers once again embody the style in R—Ricco is extremely difficult.It is said that these can fully exercise the psychological quality of students - there was a year when mathematics and science were extremely difficult, and many students cried on the spot, but none of the R middle school students felt it.

In fact, at the end of this semester, Xia Jiujia didn't study too much because of Shen Xi's disaster.He brainwashed himself over and over again, counting some trivial things as "very important" in his heart, telling himself that he must do it right away and not wait until the exam is over.For example, the curtains at home must be washed, the bedding in the bedroom must be changed, something must be bought, a certain friend must be contacted... In short, everything is more important than studying, and he has no time to review his homework.

However, when answering the paper, Xia Jiujia found sadly——he still knew everything.

The test paper was filled to the brim.

Xia Jiujia sighed softly, keeping in mind all the difficult and strange questions on the paper, including the questions and answers.

As soon as the invigilator finished collecting the test papers, Xia Jiujia turned around, holding the pen firmly in his hands, a little nervous, and asked Shen Xi: "Shen Xi, math, the last question, the last question, how much do you get?"

"Ah?" Shen Xi turned the pen, was stunned for a few seconds, and said, "30."

"Hmm." This was the most difficult question. Hearing that Shen Xi's answer was consistent with his own calculation, Xia Jiujia felt a little relieved, nodded, and asked again, "Multiple choice question 10, what did you choose?" That question It is not difficult, but there is a trap, if you are not careful, you will be fooled.

Shen Xi: "D."

"En." Satisfied, Xia Jiujia nodded again, and then asked, "What about the last question in physics?"

"Let me think about it..." Shen Xi had a candy in his mouth, "3?"

"Okay... how about choosing question 8?"

"Which one?"

"MN and OP are two arc-shaped metal guide rails placed vertically—"

"I see," Shen Xi was a little surprised, "But Dongbao, why did you suddenly get the answer?" He knew that his Dongbao was always confident and never got the questions right, and would only tell him "this question gets 30" and "choose D" "3".

Xia Jiujia took a deep breath and said with a smile, "I have a few questions that I'm not sure about the answers to."

Shen Xi asked in surprise: "Dong'er...you have so many questions...you can't be sure of the answer???" Unbelievable! ! !Is Dongbao not in good condition or performing abnormally?

Shen Xi was suddenly excited.

Distressed and excited, like a schizophrenic.

Seeing Shen Xi like that, Xia Jiujia wanted to beat her up, but she barely held back and continued to confirm: "What did you choose?"

"AC." Among all subjects, as long as physics has multiple choices.

Xia Jiujia's heart skipped a beat and said, "I chose ABC."

"..." Shen Xi also thumped, "Tigan...do you remember?"

"Remember." Xia Jiujia recited the complete title.

Shen Xi said: "AC is definitely correct. What does B mean?"

Xia Jiujia spoke again verbatim.

"Hmm..." Shen Xi lowered her head and calculated.

Xia Jiujia also turned back to count, and she actually had a faint hope in her heart - she was negligent.

However, after several times, Xia Jiujia still felt that she had made the right choice.

He turned back and looked at Shen Xi's writing.

After just a few glances, he found the problem, and knocked on Shen Xi's proof paper with his fingers: "This side...it should be...so the 0.75 of B is correct."

"...!!!" Shen Xi was hit hard! ! !

Just now, he felt that Dongbao seemed to be in a bad state and not performing properly. Now, the bloody facts show that he has made more mistakes than Dongbao! ! !

"Try" walked away from him again.

For a moment, the candy in his mouth was tasteless, Shen Xi chewed it up in two mouthfuls, and stopped taking it anymore.

Xia Jiujia was about to explode with anger from Shen Xi! ! !

His voice was soft, but his words were not very pleasant.Xia Jiujia criticized fiercely: "Shen Xi, what are you studying??? Why can't you learn???"

Shen Xi: "..."

"Is it not enough concentration? Or did you not master the method?"

"..."

Xia Jiujia used all the scolding scumbags he had heard: "If this continues, it will be useless to do more questions. It is recommended to re-examine your learning status and learning results, and change as needed. The time spent is not enough. Use, you don’t study for teachers and parents, but for yourself, and of course...you also learn for...." A word is omitted in the middle.

Really...Xia Jiujia thought: Shen Xi has no effect, not even one rank! ! !

Qi Nuan in the third row heard: "...!!!" What kind of dialogue is this? !

The second in R, why can't you learn it? ? ?

After talking about this, Xia Jiujia was also a little surprised.

As a person who "doesn't take the number one death star", he really hoped...to be surpassed by another person? ? ?

…………

That night, Xia Jiujia returned to dormitory 336, rummaged through boxes and cabinets, dug three feet, and finally found the "academic achievement" lucky charm that his father Xia Yonghe had begged for him in a temple in Japan.

It is said to be very spiritual.

He didn't actually believe in such a thing.

However... what if?

Xia Jiujia looked at the service for a long time, and finally put it in her down jacket.

The first class on the second day was still English as usual.

When Shen Xi went out to go to the bathroom, Xia Jiujia went to the back row, pulled out the pocket of Shen Xi's down jacket, and put the "lucky charm" in it.

When putting it in, Xia Jiujia's fingers touched something.

He pulled it out and found it was a small piece of paper.

"...!!!"

This is... a copy? ? ?

It's the second year of the school year, copying notes? ? ! !

With a dark face, Xia Jiujia reached out to open the paper and found that it was not the case.

is a copy.

There are some neat handwriting on it.

Xia Jiujia recognized the source at a glance. It was the greeting on her New Year's card: [Happy New Year.I wish you progress in your studies and improve your rankings. 】

"..." Xia Jiujia stuffed the guard into the small pocket in front of the big pocket, thinking it would be difficult to find, and then, just as he was folding the paper, Shen Xi quietly appeared behind Xia Jiujia, Ask softly, "Dong'er, what are you doing?"

Xia Jiujia lied without changing his face: "I forgot to bring candy, I want to take two."

Shen Xi said: "Another pocket."

"Oh." Xia Jiujia thought about it, but still couldn't hold back, and asked, "What are you using those words for?"

"Hmm... lucky charm."

Xia Jiujia felt baffled: "I should go to the temple to ask. My blessing is useless."

"Top use."

Xia Jiujia didn't take it seriously: "Damn, I'm not a god."

"You are." Shen Xi took out the paper and looked down at the handwriting, "You are mine... um... Anyway, I think carrying this with you is more effective than anything else."

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