My view on the recent development strategy of ghost hunting and exorcism work

A round cat's face suddenly appeared in front of Xiao Qi's chest, and it meowed half awake, as if it had a lot of resentment.

Xiao Qi picked it up by the back of the neck very skillfully, pulled it out of the coat, and threw it on the ground: "Work!"

Guan Qing: "Miaomiao is so cute, be gentle with Miaomiao..."

Xiao Qi: "Shut up!"

Guan Qing closed her mouth aggrievedly, took a peek at the snow-white round long-haired cat, her heart melted~

Ah~ Why is there such a cute animal as a cat in the world, but Xiao Qi, a little slut, is even more disgusting!

Xiao Qi also saw through his idiot's heart, and sneered: "If you see it looks like two hundred catties, you won't drool over it anymore."

Guan Qing: "..."

The white cat stomped on the little meat pad angrily, presumptuous!How dare you slander my innocence in front of outsiders!

Then Xiao Qi stretched out his foot and kicked him, and rolled to the door in a plump manner, hitting the rusty anti-theft door with a "baji".

Guan Qing covered her little heart, ah, she is so cute when she rolls~

Xiao Qi: "..."

The white cat was depressed by Xiao Qi's kick, and it obediently sniffed back and forth at the anti-theft door.

Guan Qing sighed in amazement: "Where is the police dog?"

The white cat's long fur exploded, and it let out a threatening growl from its throat, as if it was about to pounce on Guan Qing.

Xiao Qi said calmly: "Canned food..."

The white cat's outstretched claws froze, and it retracted in humiliation. It gave the two two-legged beasts a resentful look, and continued with its work.

Guan Qing: "Can it understand human speech?"

Xiao Qi said "Yes": "It was raised by that old Nayin since he was a child. He is very human and spiritual. The cat itself is a kind of creature that shuttles between Yin and Yang. There are quite a few spirit spells. After Nayin died, Shakuhachi lost patience in serving it and threw it to me."

Guan Qing squatted down and watched the white cat sniffing and scratching curiously at the door. Unable to hold back his eagerness to move, he stroked its fluffy tail quietly, and asked involuntarily, "Your dead temple master?" It’s called Nayin? I remember what you said last time that Dingkun Temple’s teaching courses also have Nayin?”

"Nayin is the pseudonym on his ID card. What he was good at during his lifetime was the deduction method of Nayin hanging in the palace. Later, after a long time, everyone only knew to call him Mr. Nayin." Xiao Qi said lightly, " In fact, no one knows his real name. Maybe Shakuhachi knows, after all, he is his confidant. In our business, real name and four pillars are equal to life, sometimes more important than life. After all, there is still life to die. The road of reincarnation can be taken, but if someone pinches the horoscope and real name, maybe you don’t even have to be a ghost.”

"What about you?" Guan Qing asked, "Xiao Qi is also your pseudonym?" He suddenly realized, and quickly said, "I'm just curious, nothing else, just pretend I didn't ask."

"Me?" Xiao Qi raised one eyebrow, looked at him and smiled, "Of course my real name is not this, and indeed only I know it." He roughly brushed the white cat's fur and urged it Quicken your hands and feet, paused and said, "That's not right, there is one person who knows, but he should have forgotten."

Guan Qing heard that Xiao Qi's tone was subtly different from before, and looked at him sympathetically: "Ex-girlfriend?"

"It's not my ex-girlfriend." Xiao Qi's expression was inexplicably cold.

Guan Qing casually asked: "Boyfriend?"

Immediately after asking, Xiao Qi felt that something was wrong. At first glance, Xiao Qi looked like an iron-clad straight man with steel pipes. Maybe he was a bit chauvinistic, and he was completely different from this wild little gay guy. This joke was too much boundary.

Xiao Qi glanced at him lightly, then snorted with unknown meaning, laughing so hard that Guan Qing gulped down her saliva, and quietly took a step aside to avoid him.

At that moment just now, he felt a murderous aura on Xiao Qi's body, and it was directed at him...

"Meow~" Fortunately, the white cat yelled at this time, calling the attention of the two of them back.

"What's wrong?" Just as Guan Qing asked, the whole anti-theft door suddenly shook violently, the sound of tinkling was deafening, all the iron rods were shaken violently as if being held by countless hands, and dust and rust rained down.

Guan Qing was caught off guard and lost his eyes, and wanted to say what to do if the residents in the building heard it, but his right shoulder was suddenly pushed back, and he staggered and took two big steps back.

He was rubbing the corners of his eyes when he suddenly heard the white cat let out an irritable growl, followed by a sharp sound.He tried his best to open his eyelids, and was startled when he saw it.

The anti-theft door was pushed up from the inside to the outside, and the middle bulged out rapidly.

Guan Qing blinked away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and clearly saw that the bulging part was a human face, and the facial features were desperately distorted due to the swelling, which was almost out of human shape.But he still recognized from the missing part of the right earlobe that this face belonged to the deceased who jumped to his death this morning!

Ah-ah-

The mouth of the man's face opened into a huge black hole, roaring silently at them.

The fur on the back of the white cat's neck exploded into a ring, like a lion cub furious, confronting that human face with a sound.

"What are you looking at, kill it." Xiao Qi ordered it.

The white cat showed great dissatisfaction with his orders, but still bowed and shrank, flew up like a cannonball, and rushed towards the human face.

When Guan Qing was dumbfounded and thought it was about to come into close contact with the iron door, he saw the white cat fiercely pressing the human face into the iron door, and its two paws drew deep white marks on the iron door.

"Puff!" The human face exploded into a thick black mist, and hurriedly ran around, trying to escape from the white cat's minions.

The white cat showed its fangs and let out a roar like a lion's roar. It suppressed the black air so much that it couldn't move.It swallowed the black air in one gulp, and its soft belly slid through an obvious arc.

Guan Qing didn't know if it was his illusion, the body of the white cat swelled a little after swallowing the black air. It was a small ball at first, but now it was about the same size as a three- to four-month-old Corgi.

"It's over?" Guan Qing asked with lingering fear, "What was that just now?"

"Ghosts are not ghosts, but it's not pure resentment," Xiao Qi skillfully pried open the anti-theft door of the deceased's house, "Ghosts turn into dummy after death, and ghosts fear dummy just like people fear ghosts. That's what I said, but Both are not good things. Think about it, what good can a thing that is afraid of ghosts do to people?"

Guan Qing looked at his skillful door-breaking gesture, his eyelids twitched, and he had to remind him: "I am a people's policeman after all, isn't it inappropriate for you to pry someone's door in front of me?"

Xiao Qi pried open the door twice neatly, entered the room as grandly as entering Guan Qing's house, and waved the white fungus needle lazily at him: "You are right, that's why I took you. The police entered the victim's house It makes sense to investigate the situation with special means."

Guan Qing: "..." Fart!Without a search warrant, don't say that I can't even justify the director's arrival!

He looked down at the white cat and whispered, "This man is really nothing."

The white cat lazily burped him in agreement.

Guan Qing's face turned cold, and he felt a cool breath rushing towards his face, so cold that he shivered instantly.He touched his face, but he didn't feel anything, so he didn't pay attention to it. He bent down and tried to pick up the white cat.

The white cat sniffed him carefully, stretched itself in satisfaction, and showed its belly to him.

Guan Qing immediately rubbed his master's belly wisely, ah, cat belly~ It's the best in the world~

"Baby, what's your name?"

The white cat licked the meat pad and meowed coquettishly at him, completely unable to see the majesty just now.

"It's called Heimiao." Xiao Qi's voice came from the house, "Old Nayin gave him the name."

Guan Qing: "???"

The white cat froze when it licked its paw.

Guan Qing looked at it, it looked at Guan Qing, Guan Qing said shyly: "Good name, good name."

The white cat meowed angrily, then plunged its head into his arms and never showed its head again.

Guan Qing stroked its head to comfort it: "It is said that a cheap name is easy to support, and Heimiao...is also an unconventional, very unique name."

The white cat named Heimiao obviously didn't receive any comfort, and became stiff in Guan Qing's arms, becoming a dead cat.

Guan Qing had no choice but to pat it, thinking, your former owner, Mr. Nayin, is really an extraordinary character...

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When Guan Qing entered the deceased's house with a great sense of guilt, Xiao Qi had already wandered around in each room, holding a high school Chinese textbook in his hand: "The deceased was a teacher?"

Guan Qing nodded: "In the nearby High School Attached to the University of Technology, he took the third language and the head teacher of a class. Our preliminary analysis shows that he may have jumped off the building because of the excessive teaching pressure of the graduating class and the family relationship. " He thought of the gray figure crawling out of his bedroom last night, and his tone was a little uncertain, "He and his wife had a quarrel last night, and there may be some reasons for this."

"Others say I believe this, but you say I don't believe it." Xiao Qi flipped through the Chinese textbook with interest, leaning his legs against the door, and scratched his beard with the textbook, "Why did he jump off the building? There are quite a few. Otherwise, how did this dit come from?"

Guan Qing scratched the white cat's chin, and suddenly felt that something was wrong: "You said that after death, the ghost turns into a cockroach?"

Xiao Qi hummed.

Guan Qing licked the cat's hand, and slowly frowned: "His ghost turned into a cockroach...fuck! Then when he jumped off the building, was he dead or alive, and what killed him again?"

"Congratulations, your IQ is online." Xiao Qi patted the book cover and applauded, "Generally speaking, those with online IQ, regardless of the protagonist or cannon fodder, will have no problem passing the first three episodes."

Guan Qing was expressionless: "...Oh, really, I'm so touched." Hehe, I'm so touched!

"By the way, you just called it Big Baby?"

Guan Qing: "?"

"Nayin has a perverted possessive desire for his own possessions. Don't name it casually. If that narrow-minded old man hasn't been reincarnated, maybe you won't even have the chance to be a dick." Xiao Qi Throwing the book aside, he turned and stared at a bedroom on the left, "Also, am I not a thing?"

Guan Qing: "..."

Xiao Qi looked back and smiled at him: "What am I, do you want to test it yourself?"

Guan Qing: "..."

Mom, am I being molested, right? It must be!

The author has something to say:

Xiao Qi: You like big babies, right? Come on, let me show you.

Guan Qing: QAQ you win!You stinky rascal!